The Best Malaysian TV Show Ever

I fucking hate how brainless and unoriginal today’s local television programs have become. On this website I often talked about how they sucked but there was one Malaysian made television show that was genius and undoubtedly original. I am writing this with love so you can expect less or no profanity ahead, motherfuckers. Oops. Read more

Astro Blows & There’s Nothing We Can Do About It

It’s kinda pathetic really, while the rest of the world enjoys premium quality high definition broadcasting, we are stuck with blurry analogue crap in Astro. Of course some of you might say, o wise Mister Crap, if you fucking hate Astro so much why you even bother to subscribe? Read more

Coming Soon: Malaysia’s Next Internet Voyeur Star

Ah, another copycat attempt that is truly Malaysian. Actually, being true to Malaysian entertainment principles, they renamed it to “Malaysian Dreamgirl” and being the cheapskate bastards they were, they decided this to be like an online thing, since it’s kinda cool. Yeah, whatever. All we need is another “Malaysia’s Most Beautiful” show that is utterly pointless and waste of time and money. Not to mention, bringing the Malaysian audience few IQ points lower to dumbnation. Read more

We Live For This

I’m pretty dry this week so in the mean time, amuse yourselves with my clip of the week. We live for little things like this, y’know? Read more

Malaysian Celebs Sex Scandals: Are We That Stupid?

Malaysian entertainment scene is so boring and pathetic until we create stupid rumors about our celebrities just for the heck of it. I don’t know what’s going in my head but suddenly I figured I want to write about ridiculous Malaysian celebrities rumors. Read more

The Queen iz Dead

You know what I’m talking about. And this proves that I’m a friggin’ genius, too. Also, WTF with what he wore, I know he tried so hard to look preppy but it turned out they look like an old lady’s fingerless gloves. And for someone who call Australia his ‘home base’, WTF with the lame accent? Read more

2 TV Shows That Are Going to Lower Your IQ

What’s up, bitches! It’s a new year and yet another batch of wastefest on boring elaborate fireworks. It seems my amusement posts are quite popular so I brilliantly decided to write another one for you hungry chicks. As we all know, Malaysia is full of stupid TV shows of which we all Malaysians absolutely love. However, some of the production here are so successful yet so stupid that watching them on a regular basis will effectively lower your IQ by a few points as these are pure rubbish: Read more

Malaysia, Home of the ‘Original’ Reality Television

Have you realized that we are such lousy copycats when it comes to television programs and local movies? Sure, the government spend millions on anti piracy campaign while those dry ass producers busy copying popular TV shows and movie plots from other countries and adapt them into our culture. And like hungry skinless chicks waiting to be fed, Malaysian viewers simply LOVE them. Read more

3 Reasons Why Hady Mirza Won Asian Idol

Usually I don’t give a shit about Malaysian entertainment scene, but since this one involves Asia (it’s actually ASEAN countries except for India, I don’t know why those fools call it Asian just because one country but whatever), I guess I’ll have a say a thing or two about it. Ideally, I wanted to put lots and lots of pictures or screen caps so that it makes me easy to mock people but since I didn’t have the bloody tools to do so, quit complaining and read this.

To those of you who wondered why Hady Mirza won this year Asian Idol, here are three simple reasons by logic. Read more

Victoria’s Secret Cabaret 2007

I love watching Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows, which held annually. They are like a runway show on steroids. Everything is extravagant, elaborate and the models are beautiful (okay, some of them are not so but who’s complaining, it was supposed to be the most beautiful ladies on earth). Last year was the best ever since they’ve decided to spend millions on the event a number of years back. With each coming year becomes a challenge for new themes, props, music, artists and models (the actual lingerie play very little part in the show really), it takes a seriously creative team to came up with innovative ideas for the next event. Read more