Coming Soon: Malaysia’s Next Internet Voyeur Star

Ah, another copycat attempt that is truly Malaysian. Actually, being true to Malaysian entertainment principles, they renamed it to “Malaysian Dreamgirl” and being the cheapskate bastards they were, they decided this to be like an online thing, since it’s kinda cool. Yeah, whatever. All we need is another “Malaysia’s Most Beautiful” show that is utterly pointless and waste of time and money. Not to mention, bringing the Malaysian audience few IQ points lower to dumbnation. Read more

The Queen iz Dead

You know what I’m talking about. And this proves that I’m a friggin’ genius, too. Also, WTF with what he wore, I know he tried so hard to look preppy but it turned out they look like an old lady’s fingerless gloves. And for someone who call Australia his ‘home base’, WTF with the lame accent? Read more

Radhi Study Go Sucks Balls

I had the liberty of watching last week’s episode of Radhi Study Go on oh-so-hip-8TV for the first time. It’s a lame adaptation of Tommy Lee Goes to College in case you didn’t know, except that this time there are several (idiotic) twists. Read more

2 TV Shows That Are Going to Lower Your IQ

What’s up, bitches! It’s a new year and yet another batch of wastefest on boring elaborate fireworks. It seems my amusement posts are quite popular so I brilliantly decided to write another one for you hungry chicks. As we all know, Malaysia is full of stupid TV shows of which we all Malaysians absolutely love. However, some of the production here are so successful yet so stupid that watching them on a regular basis will effectively lower your IQ by a few points as these are pure rubbish: Read more

Malaysia, Home of the ‘Original’ Reality Television

Have you realized that we are such lousy copycats when it comes to television programs and local movies? Sure, the government spend millions on anti piracy campaign while those dry ass producers busy copying popular TV shows and movie plots from other countries and adapt them into our culture. And like hungry skinless chicks waiting to be fed, Malaysian viewers simply LOVE them. Read more

Mark Malim Will Win One in a Million

TM really likes to waste money. Like, really. While they should provide some budget to upgrade their existing internet infrastructure, TM dumps RM1 fucking million instead to give someone random to enjoy.

So, Suki won last year, where is she now? Probably in Japan buying thousands of Hello Kitty merchandise for herself and her whiny girl friends. Based on my prediction, Mark Glenn Malim will win the second season of One in a Million. Read more

3 Reasons Why Hady Mirza Won Asian Idol

Usually I don’t give a shit about Malaysian entertainment scene, but since this one involves Asia (it’s actually ASEAN countries except for India, I don’t know why those fools call it Asian just because one country but whatever), I guess I’ll have a say a thing or two about it. Ideally, I wanted to put lots and lots of pictures or screen caps so that it makes me easy to mock people but since I didn’t have the bloody tools to do so, quit complaining and read this.

To those of you who wondered why Hady Mirza won this year Asian Idol, here are three simple reasons by logic. Read more