Maybank2u Fuckery

I’m pretty sure I’m not alone on this. Maybank2u.com, our local premiere online banking service also known as the Streamyx of banks has been through a redesign recently. What do we think of it? Read more

Free Food For You (FFFU)

Attention cheapskates, freeloaders and hobos! In an effort to make Malaysians fatter and live shorter, McDonald’s Malaysia is giving away one of their crappiest item from their already craptastic breakfast menu, Sausage McMuffin. So be like a true Malaysian and grab this opportunity because we like free stuff even though this shit is lethal to the human body. For those of you who missed out the coupon giveaway, wipe that inverted arch off your ugly face because I have one right here just for you. Read more

I Hate Children

I had a small company dinner recently with some boring colleagues, my angry boss and his plastic family, consisting of 2 fruity small kids. Somehow that (unpleasant) encounter reminded me of how much I fucking hate children. Read more

OMG You Don’t Have a Make Money Online Blog?

Have you ever seen a blog without at least a topic or category on making money online? Is your brother / sister / friend / enemy / relative / pet / enemy’s pet have a blog that is NOT about making money online? Okay, I get it everyone loves money including myself because they keep me sane and shit but for goodness sake STOP making them blogs already! There’s already seven hundred bazillion of those already on the internet. How many alreadys I’ve said (already)? Read more