Pimp My Cheap Ride

I don’t know about you guys but I have a friggin’ huge problem with cheap cars and state crests on their number plates. What are the crest for actually? Yes I’m so ignorant I don’t know. All I know that all the Agongs, ministers, politicians and their minions used them on their cars and that’s it. Read more

2 TV Shows That Are Going to Lower Your IQ

What’s up, bitches! It’s a new year and yet another batch of wastefest on boring elaborate fireworks. It seems my amusement posts are quite popular so I brilliantly decided to write another one for you hungry chicks. As we all know, Malaysia is full of stupid TV shows of which we all Malaysians absolutely love. However, some of the production here are so successful yet so stupid that watching them on a regular basis will effectively lower your IQ by a few points as these are pure rubbish: Read more

10 Types of Malaysian Cinema Assholes

While big brands such as Nokia and DiGi spend a lot of money on clever and witty cinema PSAs, I don’t think ANY of the message seep into the minds of Malaysian movie goers. Pure entertainment value, yes but motivating, not really. We all laughed and giggle during the ads, but how many of us really practice good cinema etiquette? Read more

Guide to Eye Rolling in Malaysia Part 1

I don’t know about you guys but in life, I have the tendency to roll my eyes a lot. And by a lot I mean on hourly basis, at basically everyone I know, including animals and stationary objects. I rolled my eyes at my friends, my parents, my siblings, my grandparents, strangers, strangers’ friends, computer screen, television as well at the movies. It’s amazing how I didn’t get cross eyed with so much of eye rolling happening on my face. Read more

“Aileen Wait For Me Ah, I Want to Shit!”

I don’t know but whenever I go to a local mall, something whack will happen. My girl friend went to the toilet and when she got back, her face looked like chicken shit. Then she told me what happened. Read more

Malaysia, Home of the ‘Original’ Reality Television

Have you realized that we are such lousy copycats when it comes to television programs and local movies? Sure, the government spend millions on anti piracy campaign while those dry ass producers busy copying popular TV shows and movie plots from other countries and adapt them into our culture. And like hungry skinless chicks waiting to be fed, Malaysian viewers simply LOVE them. Read more

Squeaky Shoes Should Never Have Existed

What is more annoying than a 3 year old? A 3 year old with squeaky shoes of course!

I was minding my own business, taking a break from shopping groceries at a food court in this mall (no, I’m not that old, just for a drink, fools) then I heard this disgusting sound. It’s so freaking annoying that I was able to recognize where it came from two second before I heard it. Read more

I Hate People Who SMS a Lot

I truly do. Even if they are my superbest friends in the universe. Whenever I see a person smiling (not a pretty sight) to himself / herself while texting on the phone, I wanted to smack him / her right in the face with Maxtor 300GB external hard drive. Usually it is a her. I’m sorry but it’s so true. It’s nothing but annoying, especially when you’re stuck WITH the person. Compared to talking on the phone, I hate people who SMS (it’s a tacky abbreviation used A LOT here which annoys me as well) the most. Read more

OMG You Don’t Have a Make Money Online Blog?

Have you ever seen a blog without at least a topic or category on making money online? Is your brother / sister / friend / enemy / relative / pet / enemy’s pet have a blog that is NOT about making money online? Okay, I get it everyone loves money including myself because they keep me sane and shit but for goodness sake STOP making them blogs already! There’s already seven hundred bazillion of those already on the internet. How many alreadys I’ve said (already)? Read more

Haha, I’m Fatter Than You

If you live where I live, you probably noticed over these couple of days that, (I can’t believe I am writing this)… the fatties are in. Yeap, you heard it right. They’re on the papers, television and everywhere. And it’s not about how they suffer diabetes or need any help. It’s simply because they have accomplish something that not many human beings can achieve. Having 5 times your average age weight (and proud of it). It’s only a matter of time until they got a product endorsement deal. It’s all started with a 10 year old kid from the east coast who weighs about 100kg. Not in pounds, but kilograms. Read more

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