How to Become a Caucasian in 5 Easy Steps

Born genetically an Asian? Don’t be discouraged. There’s still hope of becoming America’s Next Top Model that gorgeous Hollywood stars you’ve seen so often on movies and television. There are actually many advantages of being a white person in Malaysia, you’ll get special attention when shopping and dining in restaurants, get recognized by local magazines as ‘hot’ if you’re a male, among others. Just follow these 5 simple steps and you’re on your way of becoming the next Anchelina Choli or Blad Pit! Read more

Coming Soon: Malaysia’s Next Internet Voyeur Star

Ah, another copycat attempt that is truly Malaysian. Actually, being true to Malaysian entertainment principles, they renamed it to “Malaysian Dreamgirl” and being the cheapskate bastards they were, they decided this to be like an online thing, since it’s kinda cool. Yeah, whatever. All we need is another “Malaysia’s Most Beautiful” show that is utterly pointless and waste of time and money. Not to mention, bringing the Malaysian audience few IQ points lower to dumbnation. Read more

The Queen iz Dead

You know what I’m talking about. And this proves that I’m a friggin’ genius, too. Also, WTF with what he wore, I know he tried so hard to look preppy but it turned out they look like an old lady’s fingerless gloves. And for someone who call Australia his ‘home base’, WTF with the lame accent? Read more

“Aileen Wait For Me Ah, I Want to Shit!”

I don’t know but whenever I go to a local mall, something whack will happen. My girl friend went to the toilet and when she got back, her face looked like chicken shit. Then she told me what happened. Read more

Topman is Actually a Btmman

Do you shop at Topman? I don’t shop for clothes that often because personally I think it’s a waste of money and you better spend your hard earn moolah at something more useful like fancy electronics and shaving cream. Clothes get outdated the day you bought it so why bother dropping thousands on latest trends. Read more

Victoria’s Secret Cabaret 2007

I love watching Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows, which held annually. They are like a runway show on steroids. Everything is extravagant, elaborate and the models are beautiful (okay, some of them are not so but who’s complaining, it was supposed to be the most beautiful ladies on earth). Last year was the best ever since they’ve decided to spend millions on the event a number of years back. With each coming year becomes a challenge for new themes, props, music, artists and models (the actual lingerie play very little part in the show really), it takes a seriously creative team to came up with innovative ideas for the next event. Read more