Coming Soon: Malaysia’s Next Internet Voyeur Star

Posted on January 26, 2008  in Amusement, Boys & Girls | 17 Comments

Ah, another copycat attempt that is truly Malaysian. Actually, being true to Malaysian entertainment principles, they renamed it to “Malaysian Dreamgirl” and being the cheapskate bastards they were, they decided this to be like an online thing, since it’s kinda cool. Yeah, whatever. All we need is another “Malaysia’s Most Beautiful” show that is utterly pointless and waste of time and money. Not to mention, bringing the Malaysian audience few IQ points lower to dumbnation. Read more

sHitz.fm Still the Shittiest Radio Station in Malaysia

Posted on January 18, 2008  in Amusement, Annoyance | 26 Comments

Before Fly FM and Red104whatever existed, there was this cool new station called sHitz FM which played more current hits than that dreadful old people’s station Radio 4. From 2001 until today, they claimed that they’re still Malaysia’s no. 1 hit station. Well, probably most of their listeners are idiots and knowing that our country is full of them, their claim just might be true. Let me adjust that a bit. Malaysia’s no. 1 SHIT station, pwned by ASSTRO. Ah, much better. Now it all makes sense to me now! Read more

We Live For This

Posted on January 17, 2008  in Amusement | 2 Comments

I’m pretty dry this week so in the mean time, amuse yourselves with my clip of the week. We live for little things like this, y’know? Read more

Malaysian Celebs Sex Scandals: Are We That Stupid?

Posted on January 12, 2008  in Amusement | 11 Comments

Malaysian entertainment scene is so boring and pathetic until we create stupid rumors about our celebrities just for the heck of it. I don’t know what’s going in my head but suddenly I figured I want to write about ridiculous Malaysian celebrities rumors. Read more

The Queen iz Dead

Posted on January 11, 2008  in Amusement | 49 Comments

You know what I’m talking about. And this proves that I’m a friggin’ genius, too. Also, WTF with what he wore, I know he tried so hard to look preppy but it turned out they look like an old lady’s fingerless gloves. And for someone who call Australia his ‘home base’, WTF with the lame accent? Read more

Listening to These Popular Songs Doesn’t Make You Cool Part 1

Posted on January 11, 2008  in Amusement, Annoyance | 7 Comments

These are some of the popular Malaysian favorite English songs since pretty much forever. Listening to any of these foul music does not make you cool. In fact, they’ll make you look like an idiot, which I guess is okay if you already are but pretty fucking annoying to other intelligent beings (like me). Read more

This Week in Keywords

Posted on January 8, 2008  in Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Google brought visitors with funny keywords to this shitty blog. Being that a generous soul that I am, I have decided to share with you smelly people here. Read more

I Hate Children

Posted on January 8, 2008  in Kids | 155 Comments

I had a small company dinner recently with some boring colleagues, my angry boss and his plastic family, consisting of 2 fruity small kids. Somehow that (unpleasant) encounter reminded me of how much I fucking hate children. Read more

Radhi Study Go Sucks Balls

Posted on January 7, 2008  in Amusement | 8 Comments

I had the liberty of watching last week’s episode of Radhi Study Go on oh-so-hip-8TV for the first time. It’s a lame adaptation of Tommy Lee Goes to College in case you didn’t know, except that this time there are several (idiotic) twists. Read more

Pimp My Cheap Ride

Posted on January 6, 2008  in Annoyance | 5 Comments

I don’t know about you guys but I have a friggin’ huge problem with cheap cars and state crests on their number plates. What are the crest for actually? Yes I’m so ignorant I don’t know. All I know that all the Agongs, ministers, politicians and their minions used them on their cars and that’s it. Read more

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