Malaysian Food Packaging in New York

Posted on February 17, 2008  in Design, Foodness | Leave a Comment

I’m not into coconut cookies that much, and I don’t think they are essential Malaysian food staple anyways. However I’m a tad ticked off at how poorly our local food packaging are designed and OMG the grammar. “Malaysia terkenal” maybe the direct translation of “Malaysian famous” but if my BM teacher sees this, she’s going to abruptly faint, wakes up and falls into a coma. And isn’t “Ranggupnya” supposed to be with one “g” instead? Read more

Astro Blows & There’s Nothing We Can Do About It

Posted on February 14, 2008  in Amusement, Capitalism | 8 Comments

It’s kinda pathetic really, while the rest of the world enjoys premium quality high definition broadcasting, we are stuck with blurry analogue crap in Astro. Of course some of you might say, o wise Mister Crap, if you fucking hate Astro so much why you even bother to subscribe? Read more

Separated at Birth

Posted on February 13, 2008  in Design | 2 Comments

The perfectionist in me wanted to keep the homepage picture free because I friggin’ love Times New Roman so much therefore kindly see the sexy picture after the jump. Read more

How to Annoy People Effortlessly

Posted on February 12, 2008  in Annoyance, Boys & Girls | 6 Comments

Hope everyone had a good break because mine was kinda sucky (don’t ask). Anyhoo, I was at the bank the other day and there was like two million people inside. That’s kinda forgivable since we were just out from a long(ish) public holiday. Amidst all types of people from every imaginable walk of life, all of sudden I smelled something funky. I knew this scent. Very well in fact. Hmm… Let’s see, it’s kinda pungent, very human-like, a bit tangy if you breathe it in with your normal breathing rate. HOLY SHIT it’s BODY ODOUR! Read more

Gong Xi Fa Chai, Bitches!

Posted on February 7, 2008  in Uncategorized | 3 Comments

I just want to wish all my (intelligent) readers who celebrate Chinese New Year, have a great time during your holidays. For all the mofo haters, I have nothing to say except I made this cute greeting card, just for you special people. Read more

Awesome Malaysian IKEA Tags

Posted on February 3, 2008  in Capitalism | 9 Comments

Malaysians and IKEA are like schoolgirls and reality TV. They’re annoyingly inseparable. Yeah, I bought my furniture there for the past years, which was kinda okay-ish but today, the product quality is beyond shitty. And greedy IKEA, knowing that people will buy ANYTHING from them, starts selling local products like uneatable festive cookies, useless decorations and dirt. Hey guys, I got this bag of dirt from IKEA. Classy. Frustrated, I’m not in the mood to type therefore I made a few tags that sum up why IKEA sucks . Enjoy, bitches! Read more

Best. Theme. Ever.

Posted on February 2, 2008  in Uncategorized | 16 Comments

A lot of you kittens (okay maybe like, 3 or less) might ask, WTF happened to this website? Well you guys, this is our new awesome theme, like really. It’s the best because I made it myself. I never knew I am this talented! And for the first time, this website actually looks good in that shitty Internet Explorer. I can stare at this all day! Read more

Are You One of These Assholes?

Posted on January 31, 2008  in Annoyance | 10 Comments

Dearest readers,

It sucks that I can’t individually pick my readers, especially Malaysians. Having said that, what I can do is list down the types of people who are not allowed to comment on this fab blog, for the sake of my sanity (and others, too). If you’re one of these assholes, please keep your fug stubby fingers to yourself and save some energy from typing your idiotic comments. Read more

Coming Soon: Malaysia’s Next Internet Voyeur Star

Posted on January 26, 2008  in Amusement, Boys & Girls | 17 Comments

Ah, another copycat attempt that is truly Malaysian. Actually, being true to Malaysian entertainment principles, they renamed it to “Malaysian Dreamgirl” and being the cheapskate bastards they were, they decided this to be like an online thing, since it’s kinda cool. Yeah, whatever. All we need is another “Malaysia’s Most Beautiful” show that is utterly pointless and waste of time and money. Not to mention, bringing the Malaysian audience few IQ points lower to dumbnation. Read more

sHitz.fm Still the Shittiest Radio Station in Malaysia

Posted on January 18, 2008  in Amusement, Annoyance | 23 Comments

Before Fly FM and Red104whatever existed, there was this cool new station called sHitz FM which played more current hits than that dreadful old people’s station Radio 4. From 2001 until today, they claimed that they’re still Malaysia’s no. 1 hit station. Well, probably most of their listeners are idiots and knowing that our country is full of them, their claim just might be true. Let me adjust that a bit. Malaysia’s no. 1 SHIT station, pwned by ASSTRO. Ah, much better. Now it all makes sense to me now! Read more

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