I don't know why I should put an FAQ page here because there's noone actually ask about anything but I am going to anyways so shut up and read.
Who are you?
Do you really want to know? I don't think so. I live in Malaysia if that helps.
Why are you so sarcastic/bitter/arrogant?
I don't know. I didn't ask for it, I guess it's something I was born with. You either have it or don't. I actually envy people who are not bitter and perky all the time. You'll be surprised there's at least a million other people out there who are much more sarcastic than me. On a scale of 1 to 10, I rate myself as a 3. As I grow older, I had become more and more bitter and sarcastic. Now I think I'm at 72% of full bitterness capacity.
With all your sarcasm going on, do you have any friends left?
Interesting question, oddly enough I do have many friends (depending on how you define many). Either they liked my wit, have the same amount of sarcasm as me or just being nice. Mostly the last one I guess.
You seem to hate everything. Is there ANYTHING you like?
Of course I do. But what's the fun of writing about things you like, right? It's like writing about how much your cat rules when everybody else thinks it's just a smelly piece of shit. I do blog about the things I like eventually, just not as much as I write the opposite.
Why do you like to mock people?
I didn't ask for it, it's their idea in the first place. And I don't simply mock, I judge, criticize and make constructive comments as well.
Do you think you are better than everyone else?
Aren't we all? Just kidding! Of course NO. In fact, I think I suffer from a serious case of inferiority complex and an acceptable dose of xenophobia.
Why are your posts so wordy?
Because they are designed to be read by literate people like you and I feel I can keep my readers entertained through my writing. I know it's kinda plain but I do plan to put some wacky images soon. Just wait for it.
What is this blog about again?
It's for posting my thoughts, things I hate, annoyance, mocking people, giving you crappy tips in life and review useless stuff. Jeez.
How can I contact you?
Are you in love with me or something? I'm available anyways. You can leave a comment on one of the posts, of course. I decided not to put my email here yet, simply because I'm not ready for fan and hate mails, if any.