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I’m Still Here, Apparently

Craplicious — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:34:13 +0000

So it’s been like two million years since I posted anything. Missed me? OMG me too! I know right? And while I have nothing to write about for the time being, may I interest you with this sexy naked (but tastefully done) picture of Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe? I’m sure you pervs will love it.

Okay it’s actually Michael Musto. Whatever, I don’t see the difference. Now I should go back to complaining, because it’s the only one thing I’m good at.

Gong Xi Fa Chai, Bitches!

Craplicious — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:00:12 +0000

I just want to wish all my (intelligent) readers who celebrate Chinese New Year, have a great time during your holidays. For all the mofo haters, I have nothing to say except I made this cute greeting card, just for you special people.

Am I the best or what?

Best. Theme. Ever.

Craplicious — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:29:03 +0000

A lot of you kittens (okay maybe like, 3 or less) might ask, WTF happened to this website? Well you guys, this is our new awesome theme, like really. It’s the best because I made it myself. I never knew I am this talented! And for the first time, this website actually looks good in that shitty Internet Explorer. I can stare at this all day!

p.s: Okay, like I don’t think this 1994 theme gonna last that long but at the moment, I’m in love. Thoughts?

This Week in Keywords

Craplicious — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:46:07 +0000

Google brought visitors with funny keywords to this shitty blog. Being that a generous soul that I am, I have decided to share with you smelly people here.

mark paul moss one in a million
Are you trying to pair up Mark and Paul? Awww…
paul moss one in a million judge says a contestant is gay
Interesting statement. I’ll leave this to the stinkers to bicker around.
topman malaysia
It’s sad that people searched for Topman Malaysia hoping to see clothes instead they got dissed thus canceled all their intentions to purchase in the first place.
shops like topman
Yeah there is a shop like Topman. Right there, in your asshole.
i’m morbidly obese
Okay, I’m scared now. This is new for me, unless some of you are morbidly obese, which explains all that smell.
iz oiam gay
Yeah yeah he’s gay and obnoxious. Move along!
mark glenn malim
The fact that this site is hotter than his official site bothers me.
mark will win one in a million
Wow, there are geniuses out there. I thought people like me has gone extinct.
reason people hate hady mirza
Ah, those wacky Singaporeans…
hate you sms
Me too!

3 Reasons Why Hady Mirza Won Asian Idol

Craplicious — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 16:51:47 +0000

Usually I don’t give a shit about Malaysian entertainment scene, but since this one involves Asia (it’s actually ASEAN countries except for India, I don’t know why those fools call it Asian just because one country but whatever), I guess I’ll have a say a thing or two about it. Ideally, I wanted to put lots and lots of pictures or screen caps so that it makes me easy to mock people but since I didn’t have the bloody tools to do so, quit complaining and read this.

To those of you who wondered why Hady Mirza won this year Asian Idol, here are three simple reasons by logic.

Reason No. 1:
Singaporeans are bloody rich, they could afford to send 50 votes per person and still manage to send 1500 more during the result show.

Reason No. 2:
Most of the voters are jumpy little school girls who just came out of puberty. Hady is the only okay-ish looking guy who can sing in tune. The other one sings to himself while the other one is horizontally challenged. Fucking dead easy. If I were a girl I’d vote for him too, along with some late night fantasies.

Reason No. 3:

EVERYBODY ELSE DOESN’T CARE.

There you go, folks. For those of you who are disappointed that Jaclyn Victor didn’t win, GET OVER IT. This competition doesn’t matter and she will continue to shout out her annoying whiny voice and perform the super boring Gemilang routine elsewhere.

p/s: Also, did anyone notice how Paul Moss trying so fucking hard to be the biggest asshole as he could? No, Paul, you’re not even a micrometer close to being funny so can you please just disappear from the face of this earth? Thanks!

pp/s: I know I’m late a day for posting today just because this stupid show ended after 12am. There goes my routine. Damn you Paul Moss!

Mummy Will Update Tomorrow, Children

Craplicious — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:23:20 +0000

It’s amazing how you can feel so inadequate without an internet connection. It’s like, you’ve lost a limb or your left eyebrow or something. I’m on this trip where it’s near impossible to get a decent internet connection but will definitely back tomorrow. Man, mummy sure has some delicious treats for you boys and girls.

p/s: To those of you who care enough to subscribe to this site, I’m offering you guys a big virtual, almost fake hug. Kiss kiss! (I’m friggin’ grateful really)

Hello People!

Craplicious — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:02:52 +0000

I’m supposed to say something nice but the truth is, I don’t have anything nice to say. Okay maybe something like, “you’re a rockstar!” or “you’re the man!”. Anticipate my coming posts because it will really help you go through, you know, stuff. Later!