I’m Still Here, Apparently

So it’s been like two million years since I posted anything. Missed me? OMG me too! I know right? And while I have nothing to write about for the time being, may I interest you with this sexy naked (but tastefully done) picture of Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe? I’m sure you pervs will love it. Read more

Gong Xi Fa Chai, Bitches!

I just want to wish all my (intelligent) readers who celebrate Chinese New Year, have a great time during your holidays. For all the mofo haters, I have nothing to say except I made this cute greeting card, just for you special people. Read more

Best. Theme. Ever.

A lot of you kittens (okay maybe like, 3 or less) might ask, WTF happened to this website? Well you guys, this is our new awesome theme, like really. It’s the best because I made it myself. I never knew I am this talented! And for the first time, this website actually looks good in that shitty Internet Explorer. I can stare at this all day! Read more

This Week in Keywords

Google brought visitors with funny keywords to this shitty blog. Being that a generous soul that I am, I have decided to share with you smelly people here. Read more

3 Reasons Why Hady Mirza Won Asian Idol

Usually I don’t give a shit about Malaysian entertainment scene, but since this one involves Asia (it’s actually ASEAN countries except for India, I don’t know why those fools call it Asian just because one country but whatever), I guess I’ll have a say a thing or two about it. Ideally, I wanted to put lots and lots of pictures or screen caps so that it makes me easy to mock people but since I didn’t have the bloody tools to do so, quit complaining and read this.

To those of you who wondered why Hady Mirza won this year Asian Idol, here are three simple reasons by logic. Read more

Mummy Will Update Tomorrow, Children

It’s amazing how you can feel so inadequate without an internet connection. It’s like, you’ve lost a limb or your left eyebrow or something. I’m on this trip where it’s near impossible to get a decent internet connection but will definitely back tomorrow. Read more

Hello People!

I’m supposed to say something nice but the truth is, I don’t have anything nice to say. Okay maybe something like, “you’re a rockstar!” or “you’re the man!”. Anticipate my coming posts because it will really help you go through, you know, stuff. Later!