You know what, there’s nothing special being a Mac user. Nothing. Macs are just computers, just like PCs or Windows machines or whatever you wanna call those pieces of crap. So from a Mac user to all of Malaysian Mac users out there, stop feeling so goddamn fucking special. You’re not. Owning a Mac doesn’t make you any better than any other computer users out there. Stop being friggin’ proud of how many Macs / iPods / iShits you own or place bundled Apple stickers all over your car. You may think it’s cool but it’s not. It is, in fact, superlame.

Some of Mac users love using Macs because they make them feel unique. You know what’s unique about Macs? NOTHING. You have a friggin’ Macbook and loving every second of it. You bought useless but expensive protective stuff like iCondoms to prevent your precious from stain. So what? Gazillions of other people have EXACTLY the same machine as you do. What the hell so unique about that?

You know why Malaysian Apple resellers’ staffs are so fucking arrogant and super proud of themselves like they guard the fucking heaven gates or something? It’s because the Malaysian perception of Macs can only be used by certain people like indie band members and Carrie Bradshaw while the rest of the population only left with sucky Windows. To all of those stuck up staffs, you’re no better than my rotten toenails so stop acting like you know everything in the universe and try to be useful for a change.

I was walking inside this stupid pathetic Apple reseller shop (notice how constant I mentioned Apple reseller instead of Apple store, never refer them as one or they will think that they’re Steve Job’s son or something), looking like a homeless man and for the 100th time, I got this “Ergh, are you cool enough to own a Mac (like me)?” stare. Listen fool, if you’re so fucking great why are you working there in the first place? Shouldn’t you be curing cancer or discovering new planets or something?

Macs and PCs are just bloody computers, not status symbols, assholes. Before you say “They both sucks. I use Linux, bitches!”, Linux users are as shitty as Macs and Windows users combined. There’s nothing great about what platform you use, okay? In case you’ve missed it, I am a MAC USER. Peace out!