No, not that kind of babykiller / kidnapper hate, stupid. You and your poisoned minds. It’s just that at every level of their life, they emit different types of annoyance. Of course I was a kid once (duh) but as I remembered, I never give my parents a hard time. At least that’s what they told me (they were pretty honest). I was content of what I got, not sulking and making scene when I didn’t get that super tempting Lego airport set.

Kids today suck. They think they can have everything in the world and what they say is true regardless. Probably because the media exposure and all that whole money, sex, violence and stupidity on our local television. No kid in KL will be content with simple things like hula hoops or a basketball. For them, fun is something that can be only found on a magic black idiot box called Playstation 3.

Back to my boss’s spoiled annoying little good for nothing brats, what do you feel if a 6 year old already knew the difference between 3 star and a 5 star hotel? Won’t stay in one without a swimming pool? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, right? By the time they’re 15 I can see what mega idiots these kids will become. Really, it sucked so hard that I’m not really in the mood to type. So to sum it up, I made a shitty graph to represent my annoyance level versus stupid children’s age.

Also, have you met people who talks on and on about their kids? I had about 20 of them at work. Yeah, sucks to be me I know. It’s okay I guess to be proud of your offspring but do you have to babble about them ALL THE FUCKING TIME? This madness need to stop, pronto.

I’m not saying you should smack your kids if they don’t behave, just don’t give them too much freedom and everything they ever fucking want. You have to make them WORK for it. And oh so very hard, too.

That being said, a good beating once in a while is perfectly acceptable for me! *Runs away*

I was minding my own business, taking a break from shopping groceries at a food court in this mall (no, I’m not that old, just for a drink, fools) then I heard this disgusting sound. It’s so freaking annoying that I was able to recognize where it came from two second before I heard it.

Whoever invented squeaky shoes for toddlers is a moron. A millionaire maybe but still a moron. It’s like unleashing a very disgusting salivating monster into this world that lives pretty much forever. How could people stand those squeaky hellshoes? They’re not even remotely cute let alone tolerable. If you have children in the annoying age group (1 to 4 year old), I beg you please don’t buy those fucking shoes for them. Just buy anything that does not produce ear piercing sound, or any sound for that matter. If you have those shoes already, it’s never too late burn them or send them to another planet to annoy other life forms or something.

It’s nearly as annoying as those roller skate shoes or whatever fucking name they called them. I swear the next time I saw a kid with those shoes I’m doing to take them off and smack them on his or her head at least three times or until they realized running around while annoying people is NOT fun. So to all of you wannabe parents out there, please don’t teach your children to be annoying assholes by buying them squeaky shoes. They’re tacky and symbolize everything negative about you and how you raise your kids!