I Hate Children

I had a small company dinner recently with some boring colleagues, my angry boss and his plastic family, consisting of 2 fruity small kids. Somehow that (unpleasant) encounter reminded me of how much I fucking hate children. Read more

Squeaky Shoes Should Never Have Existed

What is more annoying than a 3 year old? A 3 year old with squeaky shoes of course!

I was minding my own business, taking a break from shopping groceries at a food court in this mall (no, I’m not that old, just for a drink, fools) then I heard this disgusting sound. It’s so freaking annoying that I was able to recognize where it came from two second before I heard it. Read more