Craplicious » Free Stuff http://www.craplicious.com Dissing stuff with sarcasm at its finest Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:15:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Free Food For You (FFFU) http://www.craplicious.com/2008/04/free-food-for-you-fffu/ http://www.craplicious.com/2008/04/free-food-for-you-fffu/#comments Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:59:58 +0000 Craplicious http://www.craplicious.com/2008/04/free-food-for-you-fffu/ Attention cheapskates, freeloaders and hobos! In an effort to make Malaysians fatter and live shorter, McDonald’s Malaysia is giving away one of their crappiest item from their already craptastic breakfast menu, Sausage McMuffin. So be like a true Malaysian and grab this opportunity because we like free stuff even though this shit is lethal to the human body. For those of you who missed out the coupon giveaway, wipe that inverted arch off your ugly face because I have one right here just for you.

All you have to do is find an offset printer, a matching type of paper and you don’t even have to spend a dime on food, at least until end of this month. I’m not sure you’ll be alive by then but free is free regardless!

Sausage McMuffin Coupon

Damn those wacky printers! I’m sure the actual copy reads:

Our Sausage McMuffin™ is so crappy, we want to share it with you because we want you to be morbidly obese and die fast. Here’s a FREE shitty Sausage McMuffin™, bitch.

Enjoy your mornings while they last.

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