Maybank2u Fuckery

I’m pretty sure I’m not alone on this. Maybank2u.com, our local premiere online banking service also known as the Streamyx of banks has been through a redesign recently. What do we think of it? Read more

Next Step for IKEA Malaysia

Yay me for keeping up with this one post per month trend. Anyways, this particular post for the hot ass month of June is not so much of annoyance, more like a suggestion. Yes, don’t expect my bitterness swing into action in this one. As we all know, Malaysians worship Ikea, and would buy anything thrown in their way, no matter how shitty or useless. If I put an Ikea label on my cat’s poop and display it on one of their shelves, I guarantee you it’s the first damn thing people would put in their carts. Read more

Free Food For You (FFFU)

Attention cheapskates, freeloaders and hobos! In an effort to make Malaysians fatter and live shorter, McDonald’s Malaysia is giving away one of their crappiest item from their already craptastic breakfast menu, Sausage McMuffin. So be like a true Malaysian and grab this opportunity because we like free stuff even though this shit is lethal to the human body. For those of you who missed out the coupon giveaway, wipe that inverted arch off your ugly face because I have one right here just for you. Read more

Astro Blows & There’s Nothing We Can Do About It

It’s kinda pathetic really, while the rest of the world enjoys premium quality high definition broadcasting, we are stuck with blurry analogue crap in Astro. Of course some of you might say, o wise Mister Crap, if you fucking hate Astro so much why you even bother to subscribe? Read more

Awesome Malaysian IKEA Tags

Malaysians and IKEA are like schoolgirls and reality TV. They’re annoyingly inseparable. Yeah, I bought my furniture there for the past years, which was kinda okay-ish but today, the product quality is beyond shitty. And greedy IKEA, knowing that people will buy ANYTHING from them, starts selling local products like uneatable festive cookies, useless decorations and dirt. Hey guys, I got this bag of dirt from IKEA. Classy. Frustrated, I’m not in the mood to type therefore I made a few tags that sum up why IKEA sucks . Enjoy, bitches! Read more