How to Become a Caucasian in 5 Easy Steps

Born genetically an Asian? Don’t be discouraged. There’s still hope of becoming America’s Next Top Model that gorgeous Hollywood stars you’ve seen so often on movies and television. There are actually many advantages of being a white person in Malaysia, you’ll get special attention when shopping and dining in restaurants, get recognized by local magazines as ‘hot’ if you’re a male, among others. Just follow these 5 simple steps and you’re on your way of becoming the next Anchelina Choli or Blad Pit! Read more

Haha, I’m Fatter Than You

If you live where I live, you probably noticed over these couple of days that, (I can’t believe I am writing this)… the fatties are in. Yeap, you heard it right. They’re on the papers, television and everywhere. And it’s not about how they suffer diabetes or need any help. It’s simply because they have accomplish something that not many human beings can achieve. Having 5 times your average age weight (and proud of it). It’s only a matter of time until they got a product endorsement deal. It’s all started with a 10 year old kid from the east coast who weighs about 100kg. Not in pounds, but kilograms. Read more