I Can Has A Datuk Title?

So, uber Bollywood star and world-renowned actor, singer, dancer, heart breaker, rubber tapper Shah Rukh Khan received the coveted “Datuk” status from someone in Malacca or something like that. And I thought Datukship is only meant for Malaysians. Heh. Honestly, I never understand what the title does but I guess it’s similar to the British “Duke” or “Lord” or something? I didn’t know what those do either. Anyignorance, here is my list of people that should receive the illusive title. Yeah, instead of bitching around about how ridiculous this is, why don’t we embrace the fact that pretty much everyone who’s anyone is eligible to be a Datuk nowadays, eh? Read more