Can I Have My Friggin’ Ketchup Please?

Posted on August 16, 2008  in Foodness

What is it with Malaysians and chili sauce? So I was one of the select elite group of Malaysians who prefer ketchup (that’s tomato sauce for you bitches) rather than chili in my daily cuisine . By cuisine I mean crappy and lethal fast food we all love so much. Every single time I place a drive thru order, the hos at McDonald’s give me like a year’s supply of chili sauce. What is wrong with these people? Do I have to be white so I don’t have to ask?

To all Malaysian fast food chain managers and supervisors if you’re reading this (which I am confident some of you are), please instruct your minions to provide both options to customers because assuming them to like chili sauce is like the equivalent of being a racist.

Enough rant and let’s watch this exquisite video instead. I am so having my birthday at McDonald’s for many years to come.

Crappy Comments

10 Responses to “Can I Have My Friggin’ Ketchup Please?”

  1. B.H. on August 23rd, 2008 7:28 am

    This could actually be a basis for a lawsuit. Emotional distress over racially driven food service provisions.

    B.H.

  2. JustMarv on August 28th, 2008 3:22 pm

    First time reader here,

    loving your work. ;D Keep it coming!

  3. Fumbucker on September 5th, 2008 3:19 pm

    Yes yes so true.I don’t get anyone who eats chili sauce with fries!!!I mean what’s up with that?

    Anyway drive-thrus are easier you can just ask them…I order nearly everyday and even though I beg for tomato sauce on the phone those bastards never bring it.ANNOYING!

    And what’s with the no 24 hour delivery in Puchong?

  4. Why So Serious on September 5th, 2008 8:23 pm

    TWAT!!! Why so serious?

  5. Fumbucker on September 9th, 2008 12:53 am

    Well this is a serious matter asshole

  6. Why So Serious on September 9th, 2008 3:12 pm

    very serious…? how bout me living in york where there is no chili sauce… where i have to accept what the majority of customers like. “assuming them to like chili sauce is like the equivalent of being a racist”.. so people in uk are racist bcoz they are assuming everyone just wants ketchup? STUPID… hahahahahaha..

  7. wana wana wana on September 16th, 2008 4:47 pm

    wawawawawawawawawawawwa love your posts but this is ridiculous

  8. Wee-Leng on October 14th, 2008 4:45 pm

    I bloody agree to this. I hate it when these Msians always assume you are like the rest of the majority who stuff themselves with chilli, hey, have some respect for people who do ketchup and stop telling me u ran out of it just because it’s too much of a hassle to walk to the store to grab me those packets / bottles!

  9. IcedNyior on October 15th, 2008 4:56 pm

    Im with you on this. They give a huge handful of chilli sauce and not even one tomato sauce. Not to mention sometimes they even forget my free food (RM15 drivethru gets free stuff) :/ even after i mentioned it.

  10. farah on September 7th, 2009 8:40 pm

    first time reader! i loveeeee your site!!!! :) your post make my day! especially when i want to bitch, just have to read yours! :P hugz!

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