Can I Have My Friggin’ Ketchup Please?

What is it with Malaysians and chili sauce? So I was one of the select elite group of Malaysians who prefer ketchup (that’s tomato sauce for you bitches) rather than chili in my daily cuisine . By cuisine I mean crappy and lethal fast food we all love so much. Every single time I place a drive thru order, the hos at McDonald’s give me like a year’s supply of chili sauce. What is wrong with these people? Do I have to be white so I don’t have to ask? Read more