Free Food For You (FFFU)

Posted on April 24, 2008  in Capitalism, Foodness, Free Stuff

Attention cheapskates, freeloaders and hobos! In an effort to make Malaysians fatter and live shorter, McDonald’s Malaysia is giving away one of their crappiest item from their already craptastic breakfast menu, Sausage McMuffin. So be like a true Malaysian and grab this opportunity because we like free stuff even though this shit is lethal to the human body. For those of you who missed out the coupon giveaway, wipe that inverted arch off your ugly face because I have one right here just for you.

All you have to do is find an offset printer, a matching type of paper and you don’t even have to spend a dime on food, at least until end of this month. I’m not sure you’ll be alive by then but free is free regardless!

Sausage McMuffin Coupon

Damn those wacky printers! I’m sure the actual copy reads:

Our Sausage McMuffin™ is so crappy, we want to share it with you because we want you to be morbidly obese and die fast. Here’s a FREE shitty Sausage McMuffin™, bitch.

Enjoy your mornings while they last.

Crappy Comments

6 Responses to “Free Food For You (FFFU)”

  1. eunice on April 25th, 2008 9:22 pm

    how many of those diabetes-infested mcmuffins have you digested thus far? I get guilty making so many cupcakes! HAHA. at least they’re purdy (;

  2. Miz Lia on April 25th, 2008 11:50 pm

    Get a better blog design… since the stories aren’t that funny anymore clown. nobody is coming here… some “shitty designer” must have came up with the shitty design on this blog…

    That McDonald ad or whatever sure looks crap. Some craplicious designer must have designed that ad… its a crap crap design…like this blog.

  3. vickie on May 2nd, 2008 11:57 pm

    now they’re going to free big Mac when you can say out the sentences within 4 secs right

  4. Craplicious on May 3rd, 2008 12:05 am

    Come to think of it, I think they’ll hand out those crap even if you do it more than 4 secs anyways.

  5. ikanstim on October 22nd, 2009 5:56 pm

    agree!
    u sure do the most crappiest entries in the world of blog in malaysia
    lol

  6. sadaf on March 8th, 2010 10:57 pm

    please send me these types of coupons

    i will be very thankful to you for your act of kindness

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