Awesome Malaysian IKEA Tags

Posted on February 3, 2008  in Capitalism

Malaysians and IKEA are like schoolgirls and reality TV. They’re annoyingly inseparable. Yeah, I bought my furniture there for the past years, which was kinda okay-ish but today, the product quality is beyond shitty. And greedy IKEA, knowing that people will buy ANYTHING from them, starts selling local products like uneatable festive cookies, useless decorations and dirt. Hey guys, I got this bag of dirt from IKEA. Classy. Frustrated, I’m not in the mood to type therefore I made a few tags that sum up why IKEA sucks . Enjoy, bitches!

Ikea of Malaysia Tag

Ikea of Malaysia Tag

Ikea of Malaysia Tag

Okay, the last one doesn’t belong to the group because it’s like the best MISEA product ever. And yes, I am too poor to afford good quality imported designer furniture so STFU.

A quick reference for non-Malaysians out there or those Malaysian idiots who are too embarrassed to admit they speak Bahasa Melayu.

Habuk: Dust
Goyang: Wobbly
Patah: Break
Bengkok: Bend
Bunyi: Noise

Crappy Comments

12 Responses to “Awesome Malaysian IKEA Tags”

  1. Nicholas Chhan on February 3rd, 2008 3:18 am

    Hahaha nice stuff crappy :D Looks authentic, and can be used to setup your pirated Ikea store :p

  2. atta on February 4th, 2008 8:31 pm

    cant stop laughing!!!!

  3. wah wah on February 4th, 2008 10:50 pm

    Crap..this is one of your best blogging la complete with graphics.

    Unfortunately after resisting so long, I finally got something from IKEA after comparing prices from equally bad local quality furniture. Ok la…so far but he he..funny. My old sofa had seen better days la…patah sana, koyak sini. The sofa I got is only rm299 while the local furniture store was like rm400 and above.

    Before that, I go there mainly for the coffee la…very very good.

    So I’m an idiot now? :P Tak pe la …I can’t afford an rm400 sofa ma…

  4. Two5kid on February 5th, 2008 3:01 pm

    What font did you use?

  5. BigShoe on February 6th, 2008 12:57 pm

    ahahahahahahahhahaha, this post rocks. *golf claps*

  6. juli ah on February 6th, 2008 2:39 pm

    haha.
    ohwell i love the ice cream. (tibe-tibe je, i know).

  7. Rizale on February 6th, 2008 5:46 pm

    yeahh.. good editing crap!
    n yeah.. I go there for my FREE coffee.. is that crappy?

  8. Craplicious on February 8th, 2008 9:23 am

    Rizale, nah free coffee is not that crappy. Everytime I go there I pick up a cup of tea too (I don’t drink coffee, caffeine intolerant here LOL). Anyways, for you free IKEA coffee lovers, what do you think of the shitty IKEA downgrading to plain coffee instead of several options before. (capuccino, etc.) I think it sucks. Big time.

  9. Alucard on March 24th, 2008 8:50 pm

    the coffee is free???!!!

  10. BusukButYummy on January 21st, 2009 1:02 am

    Okay, you’re way funny! Can i marry you?

    Seriously, i dont know what the obsession is with IKEA. You guys just can’t see the mat-salleh sniggering at the back saying ‘Hey, we still are the Tuan here’.

    Wake up or forever be conquered.

    p.s. don’t you know that outside is pretty but inside its cheap ass cardboard. Hello?

  11. Kel on February 24th, 2009 7:27 pm

    hahah so funny and true.

    Their products are so fkg bad quality and i feel bad for those people with trolleys that are about to burst.

  12. cheapo on April 4th, 2009 7:49 pm

    wht i cant help but like about ikea is the organizing ideas… its just great..but agree tht the quality can improve

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