The Best Malaysian TV Show Ever

I fucking hate how brainless and unoriginal today’s local television programs have become. On this website I often talked about how they sucked but there was one Malaysian made television show that was genius and undoubtedly original. I am writing this with love so you can expect less or no profanity ahead, motherfuckers. Oops. Read more

Malaysian Food Packaging in New York

I’m not into coconut cookies that much, and I don’t think they are essential Malaysian food staple anyways. However I’m a tad ticked off at how poorly our local food packaging are designed and OMG the grammar. “Malaysia terkenal” maybe the direct translation of “Malaysian famous” but if my BM teacher sees this, she’s going to abruptly faint, wakes up and falls into a coma. And isn’t “Ranggupnya” supposed to be with one “g” instead? Read more

Astro Blows & There’s Nothing We Can Do About It

It’s kinda pathetic really, while the rest of the world enjoys premium quality high definition broadcasting, we are stuck with blurry analogue crap in Astro. Of course some of you might say, o wise Mister Crap, if you fucking hate Astro so much why you even bother to subscribe? Read more

Separated at Birth

The perfectionist in me wanted to keep the homepage picture free because I friggin’ love Times New Roman so much therefore kindly see the sexy picture after the jump. Read more

How to Annoy People Effortlessly

Hope everyone had a good break because mine was kinda sucky (don’t ask). Anyhoo, I was at the bank the other day and there was like two million people inside. That’s kinda forgivable since we were just out from a long(ish) public holiday. Amidst all types of people from every imaginable walk of life, all of sudden I smelled something funky. I knew this scent. Very well in fact. Hmm… Let’s see, it’s kinda pungent, very human-like, a bit tangy if you breathe it in with your normal breathing rate. HOLY SHIT it’s BODY ODOUR! Read more

Gong Xi Fa Chai, Bitches!

I just want to wish all my (intelligent) readers who celebrate Chinese New Year, have a great time during your holidays. For all the mofo haters, I have nothing to say except I made this cute greeting card, just for you special people. Read more

Awesome Malaysian IKEA Tags

Malaysians and IKEA are like schoolgirls and reality TV. They’re annoyingly inseparable. Yeah, I bought my furniture there for the past years, which was kinda okay-ish but today, the product quality is beyond shitty. And greedy IKEA, knowing that people will buy ANYTHING from them, starts selling local products like uneatable festive cookies, useless decorations and dirt. Hey guys, I got this bag of dirt from IKEA. Classy. Frustrated, I’m not in the mood to type therefore I made a few tags that sum up why IKEA sucks . Enjoy, bitches! Read more

Best. Theme. Ever.

A lot of you kittens (okay maybe like, 3 or less) might ask, WTF happened to this website? Well you guys, this is our new awesome theme, like really. It’s the best because I made it myself. I never knew I am this talented! And for the first time, this website actually looks good in that shitty Internet Explorer. I can stare at this all day! Read more