Malaysian Celebs Sex Scandals: Are We That Stupid?

Posted on January 12, 2008  in Amusement

Malaysian entertainment scene is so boring and pathetic until we create stupid rumors about our celebrities just for the heck of it. I don’t know what’s going in my head but suddenly I figured I want to write about ridiculous Malaysian celebrities rumors.

When it comes to celebrity sex scandals, I don’t know why Malaysians are so fucking stupid and blind. Not everyone is a saint and Malaysian celebrities (although poorer than most of us), are humans too. They have sexual urges just like you and me. And some of them has a stronger sense of exhibitionism that at times, they really need to document their sexual experience for you know, those rainy horny days.

Let’s start with the latest and greatest of Malaysian celebrity sex rumors. I don’t know who the fuck this Zarina An-Julie chick is but her pictures seems to be everywhere on the tabloids today. Not that I read them but I was turned off by how stupid these small time celebrities think we are.

Here’s an excerpt from this article:

Pelakon berusia 21 tahun yang dikenali dengan panggilan Anju itu mendakwa gambar terbabit dihasilkan melalui teknik pertindihan imej.
“Gambar itu bukan saya…sebenarnya sudah tiga kejadian membabitkan gambar menyerupai saya beraksi lucah. Semuanya menggunakan teknik sama iaitu meletakkan wajah seseorang di badan orang lain dan mengatakan itu adalah saya,” katanya ketika dihubungi Harian Metro, semalam.

What do you think Harian Metro readers are? Five? Wait, that might actually be true considering all the crazy pathetic stories in there.

Do you honestly believe our poor celebrities are so fucking famous until people really take their precious time to carefully ’superimpose’ their cellphone pictures having sex with another man or woman? This thought is more disgusting than actually watching them having sex. Who do they think we are? For those who keep on thinking ‘maybe’ or ’someone tried to sabotage her’ or ‘but she looks so naive on TV’, think again, dimwits. Who is this Zarina An-Julie person? A billionaire’s daughter? An Academy Award winner? No fools, she’s just a desperate horny wild girl who happens to be an exhibitionist when it comes to having sex. Not to mention a clumsy one too.

This totally reminds me of that stupid KRU scandal like years ago, i.e Edry pictures with Lynda of failed girl group Elite, which was true by the way in case you morons still believe those pictures were altered with the wonders of computer graphics technology. No, idiots, our celebrities are NOT that famous til someone willing to spend time adding an ugly dick onto Edry’s ready-for-photoshop pictures.

Get over it, people. Those are real and no one wants to photoshop you lame motherfuckers so dream on! If you’re too ignorant to know what’s going on, read the article and see what I mean by them assuming us idiots.

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11 Responses to “Malaysian Celebs Sex Scandals: Are We That Stupid?”

  1. ili on January 14th, 2008 12:19 pm

    you gotta give props to harian metro for churning out supershitty articles every single day, and people actually buy it. which makes you wonder, why? and the sad mentality state metro’s readers.

    i had good laugh at sunday’s headline– ‘Anak Haram Internet’. Go figure.

  2. Craplicious on January 14th, 2008 1:26 pm

    They certainly know how to stir things that are normal to everyone else not to mention puny minds of their readers. Sadly, I believe this is the state of mentality of at least 70% of the population. I have known people who religiously buy these crappy tabloids instead of reading the actual news. Sad.

    By the way, I also forgot to mention that the Yusry KRU and Adam gay scandal a while ago, was totally true. And gay people are actually human being too. Who would have thought? Heh.

  3. kenneth on January 17th, 2008 3:25 pm

    it is so overrated leowz lor. the minister one also haha.

    btw do check out my blog too!

  4. Melayu Minimalis on January 17th, 2008 9:24 pm

    Just ‘discovered’ your blog today. I think you’re the English version of me. Or I’m the Malay version of you.

    Or something.

  5. Craplicious on January 17th, 2008 9:37 pm

    Well, I’ll take that as a compliment then. :) Great blog you have there, nice writeup too.

  6. bob on January 18th, 2008 3:06 pm

    Crap, we love you. Great post, nuff’ said. Us men, loves naked pictures of girls. We don’t deny it, and we can’t. Well, except naked pictures of Oprah.

  7. Craplicious on January 18th, 2008 4:49 pm

    I love you guys too! Well, except those whiny teenage girls who occasionally make dumb comments in here.

  8. son on February 4th, 2008 8:35 pm

    haha. they don’t even know what adobe photoshop is. ADOBE? apa tu? ADABI saya tau la.

  9. Elle on February 7th, 2008 10:06 pm

    I like the stuffs that put on your website…We need a lot of sarcastic ppl like you to make fun of the malaysian so called celebrities who thinks that they are sooo fuckin great just because they got a 30 secs part in a shitty movie that makes millions of MYR in the boxoffice cuz everyone likes stupid & corny, lame, basi jokes….

  10. Craplicious on February 8th, 2008 9:26 am

    Elle, you and other commenters on this post rock. I noticed most of the haters are die hard fans of reality TV and stupid Malaysian celebrities. Pity them. God have mercy on such idiots.

  11. din on October 1st, 2008 6:13 pm

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