Listening to These Popular Songs Doesn’t Make You Cool Part 1

Posted on January 11, 2008  in Amusement, Annoyance

These are some of the popular Malaysian favorite English songs since pretty much forever. Listening to any of these foul music does not make you cool. In fact, they’ll make you look like an idiot, which I guess is okay if you already are but pretty fucking annoying to other intelligent beings (like me).

1. Akon – Lonely

For some reasons, I don’t think ANY of the Akon songs is cool. Not even a bit. Well not really due to the fact that he loves to dry hump underage girls but perhaps listening to someone who looks like an average African student / imported footballer around my neighborhood doesn’t seem all that tempting. And the arrangement was encrusted of way too much rotten cheese, with all that cartoon voices and shit. However, I cannot deny that this is a crowd favorite and in fact the best selling ring tone of all time not only in the US but also in Malaysian pasar malams (night markets for the rest of you). This song, or any other Akon songs for that matter should be dropped like flies by Malaysian radios. I’m fucking sick of them already. It’s kinda like the ‘My Heart Will Go On’ of the new millennium.

2. Teriyaki Boyz – Tokyo Drift (Fast & Furious)

Malaysians love tacky and this song is like the king of tacky. This is one of, if not THE official song for all the Mat Rempits everywhere in Malaysia. If you knew at least 3 of your full blown rempit or perhaps semi rempit friends, chances are one of them has this as a ring tone and the other has an (illegal) MP3 inside his hand phone. Oh please, one more listen to this song anywhere I swear I’m going to vomit blood. It sucks so bad that I have to perform a massive eye rolling and possibly 10 times more annoying than that short lived Crazy Frog (which is A WHOLE FUCKING LOT).

3. LeAnn Rimes – Can’t Fight The Moonlight

Dear radio, hypermarket and supermarket deejays everywhere, why the fuck you want to play this song ever again? Does anyone listen to LeeAnn Rimes anymore? Why this song is still Malaysian Idol / Akademi Fucktasia / One in A Million audition favorites still boggles me to this day. Sure when Coyote Ugly came out this seems like THE song to air on radio but it’s freaking EIGHT YEARS already. Move on, retards! I can’t go anywhere that play songs without hearing this fucking moonlight bullshit. Sure you cannot fight the moonlight because why the hell you want to fight it in the first place? Which proves another point that people who love this songs are simply morons.

4. 50 Cent – In Da Club

In Da Club might have sounded catchy after a listen or two, but when you hear them for 5 fucking years everywhere you go including at least once a day radio play, this songs literally will kill you inside, slowly. Sadly, this is still being overplayed in shitty Malaysian radio stations, especially that good for nothing sHitz.fm.

These are all of the crappiness I can think of right now. If you have more annoying tunes you’d like to share, list it here for more dissing in part 2.

Crappy Comments

8 Responses to “Listening to These Popular Songs Doesn’t Make You Cool Part 1”

  1. Kevin Yeoh on January 12th, 2008 2:20 pm

    I so agree with you in this one.

    And oh, sHitz.fm? Genius.

  2. Wei Ern on January 13th, 2008 4:15 am

    God, you should really escape this country quick! Don’t be jealous of them people makin’ the bucks.

    “art is making something out of nothing & selling it.” Frank Zappa.

    Cmon Crap do something, for someone intelligent u have too much time to write a blog. Nobody wants to hire you?

  3. Truckster on January 13th, 2008 3:20 pm

    don’t forget Sean kinstone song….the beuti”fool” gurl, 1st time hear it make me fucking so bad, oh dude im going kill the listeners and put them into the Shit Box…!!!

  4. wah wah on January 13th, 2008 5:51 pm

    …then Truckster, u’re gonna kill lots of people coz many put it as the no.1 song for the year 2007 he he..

    So tell us, Craplicious, what song would you like to hear 50 times a day, xxxxtimes a year on the friggin radio..etc?

  5. Melody on March 14th, 2008 3:39 am

    You forgot “Umbrella”.

  6. Ashley on May 28th, 2008 8:37 pm

    well i think that you should listen to songs that you like and dont listen to them just so you can be cool i have friends who think that they are all that cause they hang out with boys and listen tot hose kinds of songs and just dumb songs so do what ever you like dont try to be cool cause if they dont like you then you will never get in just a thought cause let me tell you they let me in one time and they just were very mean and they used me to know what other people were sayong about them and it diditn make me feel good so i just walked away and went and said sorry to that person and we have been really good friends so take my advice.

  7. violet on August 28th, 2008 3:20 pm

    way to go, ur entitled to your opinion and i think thats wit at its best, leave alone sarcasm! kudos to u!

  8. rajan on March 10th, 2009 8:23 pm

    nice site for songs

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