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		<title>By: SCason</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13564</link>
		<dc:creator>SCason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My boyfriend and I were just about to be seated at an Italian restaurant when I noticed a child was Already half way into our booth while his legs were kicking his parents in their neighboring booth.

I turned to the hostess and requested a different table; and OF COURSE the mother loudly sighs. After hearing her spawn SCREEEECHED I walked as close as could to her and stated, “Don’t expect everyone to love your kid as much as you do” I concluded with a hard point and turned to follow our hostess to our new table.

I could not have felt more pride in myself. 
But what shocked me was once we were seated (as far away as possible) my boyfriend told me I was out of line. - - - The relationship didn’t make it to the end of the month.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My boyfriend and I were just about to be seated at an Italian restaurant when I noticed a child was Already half way into our booth while his legs were kicking his parents in their neighboring booth.</p>
<p>I turned to the hostess and requested a different table; and OF COURSE the mother loudly sighs. After hearing her spawn SCREEEECHED I walked as close as could to her and stated, “Don’t expect everyone to love your kid as much as you do” I concluded with a hard point and turned to follow our hostess to our new table.</p>
<p>I could not have felt more pride in myself.<br />
But what shocked me was once we were seated (as far away as possible) my boyfriend told me I was out of line. &#8211; - &#8211; The relationship didn’t make it to the end of the month.</p>
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		<title>By: I Hate Your Kid</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13537</link>
		<dc:creator>I Hate Your Kid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 05:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hate someone&#039;s kid and want to rant about it? ihateyourkid.com ... I&#039;m not a bot, just a bored person with a ihateyourkid.com web site.  Visit it mr. craplicious.com dude(tte) and viewers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hate someone&#8217;s kid and want to rant about it? ihateyourkid.com &#8230; I&#8217;m not a bot, just a bored person with a ihateyourkid.com web site.  Visit it mr. craplicious.com dude(tte) and viewers.</p>
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		<title>By: cg</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13501</link>
		<dc:creator>cg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Click here to see how a bunch of children ruined a party for me last night:

&gt;&gt;&gt; http://irritates-casey.blogspot.com/2010/07/another-reason-children-irritate-me.html

It&#039;s a post on my blog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Click here to see how a bunch of children ruined a party for me last night:</p>
<p>&gt;&gt;&gt; <a href="http://irritates-casey.blogspot.com/2010/07/another-reason-children-irritate-me.html" rel="nofollow">http://irritates-casey.blogspot.com/2010/07/another-reason-children-irritate-me.html</a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s a post on my blog.</p>
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		<title>By: I lOVE GUATEMALA</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13455</link>
		<dc:creator>I lOVE GUATEMALA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, I&#039;m not a fan of kids either. They&#039;re annoying. I can&#039;t stand Mexican kids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m not a fan of kids either. They&#8217;re annoying. I can&#8217;t stand Mexican kids.</p>
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		<title>By: maya</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13432</link>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 22:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>one more thing: since i am pretty much raising this shits as my own, dont get me wrong i take care of them, but i will spank their asses and send them to their rooms, fuck that time out shit..to me time out is watering the garden, picking up the old trash, putting clothes in the dryer and other shit like that.. they are not allowed to talk with food in their mouth, not allowed to eat anywhere other than the dining room table then pick up any food crumbs left behind on the floor or the table..i am strict..they wont dare talk back to me..i make them clean their own damn rooms..i hate how these fucking parents of the millennium let their kids control situations have tantrums..FUCK THAT ..not these kids that i take care of..if they think that they are gonna have a hiss fit then i tell them to get over it and go to their room.. these are the kind of kids that don&#039;t exist anymore..i am dead serious when i say that every time i go out with them random ppl come up to me and tell me how unbelievable it is that these kids are well behaved at restaurants and shopping stores.. YOU DAMN RIGHT they are!! I don&#039;t play that shit!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>one more thing: since i am pretty much raising this shits as my own, dont get me wrong i take care of them, but i will spank their asses and send them to their rooms, fuck that time out shit..to me time out is watering the garden, picking up the old trash, putting clothes in the dryer and other shit like that.. they are not allowed to talk with food in their mouth, not allowed to eat anywhere other than the dining room table then pick up any food crumbs left behind on the floor or the table..i am strict..they wont dare talk back to me..i make them clean their own damn rooms..i hate how these fucking parents of the millennium let their kids control situations have tantrums..FUCK THAT ..not these kids that i take care of..if they think that they are gonna have a hiss fit then i tell them to get over it and go to their room.. these are the kind of kids that don&#8217;t exist anymore..i am dead serious when i say that every time i go out with them random ppl come up to me and tell me how unbelievable it is that these kids are well behaved at restaurants and shopping stores.. YOU DAMN RIGHT they are!! I don&#8217;t play that shit!!</p>
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		<title>By: maya</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13431</link>
		<dc:creator>maya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 22:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn&#039;t have problems with children until I started dating this guy who has 3 fucking kids..To make a long story short he was married and then the bitch left him and kidnapped 2 of the 3 they have. so when i met him he had the oldest who was 5 at the time. i could not stand that little shit!!! one time I was hanging out with the kid on my bed and all of a sudden out of no where he fucking spit on my face.. Oh my God I wanted to  bitch slap the fuck out of him, so I told his dad instead and he only got reprimanded with a little talk and &quot;time out&quot; that shit doesn&#039;t work.. well 3 years later and now he has all 3 of these kids and I fucking cannot stand them!! they are annoying, slow and are always doing stupid shit...i am at my wits ends.. they can be sweet at times and always tell me that they love me, but even that gets on my nerves..so as i said before i thought that i liked kids, but since this experience i realized that never do i want any and i hate kids..i love dogs..i just got a puppy chihuahua and those little dirty fucks are always trying to pick her up and shit and i just tell them to get out of my room and don&#039;t touch my fucking dog...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t have problems with children until I started dating this guy who has 3 fucking kids..To make a long story short he was married and then the bitch left him and kidnapped 2 of the 3 they have. so when i met him he had the oldest who was 5 at the time. i could not stand that little shit!!! one time I was hanging out with the kid on my bed and all of a sudden out of no where he fucking spit on my face.. Oh my God I wanted to  bitch slap the fuck out of him, so I told his dad instead and he only got reprimanded with a little talk and &#8220;time out&#8221; that shit doesn&#8217;t work.. well 3 years later and now he has all 3 of these kids and I fucking cannot stand them!! they are annoying, slow and are always doing stupid shit&#8230;i am at my wits ends.. they can be sweet at times and always tell me that they love me, but even that gets on my nerves..so as i said before i thought that i liked kids, but since this experience i realized that never do i want any and i hate kids..i love dogs..i just got a puppy chihuahua and those little dirty fucks are always trying to pick her up and shit and i just tell them to get out of my room and don&#8217;t touch my fucking dog&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: UKChris</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13401</link>
		<dc:creator>UKChris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 00:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Two Chris&#039;s on here I was the Chris who posted about the childless village, I really am not looking forward to the over 6 week summer holidays that the brats will soon be taking I hope the weather is bad so the brats will have to stay indoors!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two Chris&#8217;s on here I was the Chris who posted about the childless village, I really am not looking forward to the over 6 week summer holidays that the brats will soon be taking I hope the weather is bad so the brats will have to stay indoors!</p>
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		<title>By: Greg</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13384</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey cg! 

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey cg! </p>
<p><a href="http://games.adultswim.com/orphan-feast-adventure-online-game.html" rel="nofollow">http://games.adultswim.com/orphan-feast-adventure-online-game.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Pissed off in Boston</title>
		<link>http://www.craplicious.com/2008/01/i-hate-children/comment-page-9/#comment-13382</link>
		<dc:creator>Pissed off in Boston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, BTW; When I was young, I didn&#039;t have a Nintendo/Play Station or even a TV in my room.  Being sent to my room meant that I was to sit on my bed, upright with both feet on the floor until it was time to go to sleep.  Leaving the bed without permission, sleeping or engaging in any sort of amusement was grounds for additional punishment.  This may sound harsh, I know, but it worked!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, BTW; When I was young, I didn&#8217;t have a Nintendo/Play Station or even a TV in my room.  Being sent to my room meant that I was to sit on my bed, upright with both feet on the floor until it was time to go to sleep.  Leaving the bed without permission, sleeping or engaging in any sort of amusement was grounds for additional punishment.  This may sound harsh, I know, but it worked!</p>
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		<title>By: Pissed off in Boston</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pissed off in Boston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was at a museum yesterday with my g/f.  There was a man there with his young son, probably 3yrs old.  He and his kid were parked in front of an exhibit along with a stroller.  To the man&#039;s credit, he moved over a bit to allow us to view the exhibit as well.  He asked his son to move and attempted to move the empty stroller (the kid was foot-mobile) to make room for us.  The kid started screaming NO, NO, NO!!!  He grabbed the stroller to prevent is father from moving it and then pushed it over and started kicking it while still screaming.  The father didn&#039;t seem to care that his kid was throwing a VIOLENT tantrum in response to the simplest of requests (I.e. can you move two feet to your left so these people can see the exhibit too.)  

If I had done that at age three, my mother would have beaten me senseless on the spot, immediately taken me home, beaten me senseless a second time and then sent me to my room for the night with no dinner (let alone dessert).  Where is the descipline today people?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was at a museum yesterday with my g/f.  There was a man there with his young son, probably 3yrs old.  He and his kid were parked in front of an exhibit along with a stroller.  To the man&#8217;s credit, he moved over a bit to allow us to view the exhibit as well.  He asked his son to move and attempted to move the empty stroller (the kid was foot-mobile) to make room for us.  The kid started screaming NO, NO, NO!!!  He grabbed the stroller to prevent is father from moving it and then pushed it over and started kicking it while still screaming.  The father didn&#8217;t seem to care that his kid was throwing a VIOLENT tantrum in response to the simplest of requests (I.e. can you move two feet to your left so these people can see the exhibit too.)  </p>
<p>If I had done that at age three, my mother would have beaten me senseless on the spot, immediately taken me home, beaten me senseless a second time and then sent me to my room for the night with no dinner (let alone dessert).  Where is the descipline today people?</p>
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