I Hate Children

Posted on January 8, 2008 in Kids

I had a small company dinner recently with some boring colleagues, my angry boss and his plastic family, consisting of 2 fruity small kids. Somehow that (unpleasant) encounter reminded me of how much I fucking hate children.

No, not that kind of babykiller / kidnapper hate, stupid. You and your poisoned minds. It’s just that at every level of their life, they emit different types of annoyance. Of course I was a kid once (duh) but as I remembered, I never give my parents a hard time. At least that’s what they told me (they were pretty honest). I was content of what I got, not sulking and making scene when I didn’t get that super tempting Lego airport set.

Kids today suck. They think they can have everything in the world and what they say is true regardless. Probably because the media exposure and all that whole money, sex, violence and stupidity on our local television. No kid in KL will be content with simple things like hula hoops or a basketball. For them, fun is something that can be only found on a magic black idiot box called Playstation 3.

Back to my boss’s spoiled annoying little good for nothing brats, what do you feel if a 6 year old already knew the difference between 3 star and a 5 star hotel? Won’t stay in one without a swimming pool? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, right? By the time they’re 15 I can see what mega idiots these kids will become. Really, it sucked so hard that I’m not really in the mood to type. So to sum it up, I made a shitty graph to represent my annoyance level versus stupid children’s age.

Children Annoyance Chart

Also, have you met people who talks on and on about their kids? I had about 20 of them at work. Yeah, sucks to be me I know. It’s okay I guess to be proud of your offspring but do you have to babble about them ALL THE FUCKING TIME? This madness need to stop, pronto.

I’m not saying you should smack your kids if they don’t behave, just don’t give them too much freedom and everything they ever fucking want. You have to make them WORK for it. And oh so very hard, too.

That being said, a good beating once in a while is perfectly acceptable for me! *Runs away*

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445 Responses to “I Hate Children”

Angie on January 9th, 2008 1:02 am

well said!
wah wah on January 9th, 2008 1:35 pm

lol..Craplicious, u best have yourself neutred then and don’t have kids.

Anyways, I love kids and I work with kids a lot. Some of them truly made my day better with their antics and the stuff they say. They can be so cute and honest at the same time…It’s the parents who corrupted and spoiled them with all those luxuries.
Mark on January 14th, 2008 7:52 am

I detested kids when I was a kid. I don’t like them any more now that I am an adult. That being said, you will occasionally come across one that is truly special, but they are few and far between. Most are little more than screaming larvae who have no more manners than a monkey flinging poo. That goes double for their enabling parents. I don’t have kids and I never intend to have them. My parents hated kids too, and I don’t think they ever really wanted to have kids. I was beaten regularly while growing up and I’m perfectly GRONK! normal now!
Craplicious on January 14th, 2008 1:19 pm

Wow Mark we should really be friends then, mate. Eventually, as a human being you will want to have kids someday and it kinda sucks to know that. Can’t they just sell them in 15 year old packages?
Ellen on January 16th, 2008 9:40 am

I don’t mind older kids, like age 8 and older. But when they are really small is when I want to shove a shank through their little necks. Like the way they feel the need to go “um” whenever they talk, or when they need to show you what’s in their mouths when they eat. When they are 7 and younger they are annoying little pieces of shit!! I also hate when people bring their little turds into restaurants and need to seat them in the adult section, therefore I am not allowed to smoke, drink liquor, or talk too loudly. Yet, these little shits are allowed to run all over the place, scream their little heads off, throw food, bump into people and throw temper tantrums over being denied a hot fudge sunday. And I really hate it when some little turd sits up and stares at me while leaning on the arm of the adjoining seats and just stares at me while I am trying to eat my meal. So many others think that it’s cute, I think it’s downright rude!! But GOD FORGBID anyone should say anything to these “precious little angels”, even in a nice way, and then you become the bad guy. I also hate it when they feel they need to cry and holler every ten seconds over nothing, and the damn parents does shit about it!! Yet the whole entire world seems to revolve around these chubby-cheeked bastards, and they take full advantage of it!! Think about it; the FCC and the MPAA’s only concern is that some crappy 3-year-old is going to hear the word “fuck” uttered 10,000 times, or some 6-year-old is going to see a naked boobie, or a naked torso!! And so many great shows get taken off the air because they’re not considered appropriate for children under age 7, or someone tears up a perfectly good film for not being kid-friendly. I got news for ya, NOT EVERY SINGLE MOVIE HAS TO BE KID-FRIENDLY!!!!! And I hate it when they play cable movies on network stations and then take out all the good parts so some 5-year-old won’t get influenced!! And isn’t the reason why they put cable movies on network so that little kids can see it in the first place??? So many other luxuries are taken away from us big folk for the sake of these little pieces of shit!! We can no longer smoke in public places (not even in bars), we get pulled over for speeding even if it’s a minor offense, we are no longer allowed to hang around restaurants even after we eat and digest our foods and relax because some family with small kids are waiting for that table, we are no longer allowed to sit outside a 7-11 and chill out, bus stops no longer have benches because some toddler was running away from his/her parent and banged into one and got hurt…and what about little kids being allowed to have drinks and food with them when shopping, or being allowed to have outside food and drinks with them in movie theaters, yet we adults get thrown out for doing the same thing??? I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t little 2-to-5-year-olds messier with beverages than adults, yet they’re free to bring in their damn juice boxes when going shopping in department stores??? WHERE’S THE JUSTICE?!?!?! And, of course, as much as we love the holiday season, Halloween, Christmas, Easter and even birthdays are for kids!! LITTLE kids!! They get showered with gifts and candy, yet we’re doing all the work AND WE GET SQUAT!!!!! Little children are nasty and obnoxious, yet the whole entire human race revolves around them!! AHHHHH!!!!!
Robert on January 19th, 2008 12:31 pm

I agree totally. I try not to harber these feelings towards little kids, but it’s no use. I DESPISE THEM!!!

I am single and I enjoy it. I don’t want to get married, but everyone gets all over me saying “this means you’ll never have kids”. Well, good!

And one day I just happened to be watching “The Preacher’s Wife” for some sick reason it was on TV, I mean aside from Whitney Houston’s singing, it was a real lousy shit movie! And that kid…MY GOD!!! That little crap I wanted to friggin’ choke that little Jeremiah with his nasily voice and the way he kept on talking, and talking, and talking, like he wouldn’t shut up, the little shit! And how he kept going “I miss Hakeeeeemmmm” every ten minutes! I hated this movie, but I was doing some work, so I kept it on, maybe for the sheer joy of hating this little nasle-voiced bastard!!

This is the very reason why I hate children, because they are too loud and they are always talking and it’s usually about something stupid!

And, yes, children get away from everything and the world does revolve around them!

Another movie…”Mrs. Doubtfire”!! Love this movie, except Mara Wilson, and her nauseatingly sweet demeanor. Especially when her dad made a joke about her mom having some sort of diarrhea and the little brat gets all “why would you want mommy to die???!” Lighten up, TURDBALL!!!

Yeah, I hate these crap-asses!! I hate that holidays are for kids and amusement parks are for kids!! EVERYTHING is for kids!!

And this does not make me a bad person!!
Craplicious on January 19th, 2008 4:03 pm

Oh yeah, I hate those ANNOYING children in mainstream movies. One more portrayal of smackworthy kid is in that boy in ‘Are We There Yet?’. Honestly if I meet him in real life I swear I’m gonna give a good spank or two.

Also, Ellen, you’re totally on point with kids who like to come to other people’s table and watch them eat. Fucking ANNOYING.
Ellen on January 22nd, 2008 6:47 am

And what’s worse is my mom was sitting across from me where the little kid was and she was going, “Awwww…how cute!” and talking to the little booger and stuff, and then the waitress came along and was all, “Ohhh…hello…” AHHH!!! As for annoying celluloid youngsters, ever see that new Flintstones vitamins ad where the little turd with the spikey red hair is asking his mom, “Do Flintstones work here??? Here??? What about here???” Seriously, I everytime I see that commercial, I just wanna reach into the screen and pull that little pile of dung out by his spikey hair and beat the crap outta him!! I know, I know, it sounds brutal and terrible, but I don’t care!
Randall on January 24th, 2008 9:19 am

Whenever I hear anyone say they love little kids I have to think there’s a screw loose someplace, because kids are obnoxiousl annoying, disgusting little pieces of shit! I’m talking about the under-8 set! They smell like shit, they’re gross, they eat like pigs, and they talk like idiots. And yes you totally hit the nail on the head saying that everything revolves around little kids! Like the other day I discovered that they were taking down my favorite shop at a shopping center near where I live to, get this, MAKE ROOM FOR A FRIGGIN’ BABY GYM/DAY CARE CENTER!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! I have been going to this shop for almost twenty years, and now they’re taking it down just to put in some stupid facility for children?!?!?!?! They have too many damn day care centers as it is where I live!! But, after all, THE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND THE ANNOYING LITTLE UNDER-8 SET, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! >:O
Barbara on January 25th, 2008 11:49 pm

I was tossed out of a Starbuck’s recently for listening to my headphones while drinking my latte. I was right in the middle of relaxing with my delicious latte, when some chick comes along and says, “Sorry, miss! You can’t listen to that in here!” I was like, “Why?”, and she was like, “Because there are little kids in here!” The song I was listening to was something by Alicia Keys, and it wasn’t even a dirty, or provocative song. But the lady said I had the volume up too long, and that the little kids were getting upset. I refused so I got tossed out and the little bitch even had the balls to take my coffee away from me! Okay…first of all, when did Starbuck’s suddenly become a day care?!?! Starbuck’s used to be a place where ADULTS could get away from CHILDREN!!! Now, everytime you go there, there’s always parents there with their little monsters running around and screaming!! Okay, what the heck is there for these little turds to drink anyway?!?!?! So, I guess there really isn’t any escape from these little bastards!!
Craplicious on January 26th, 2008 12:00 am

Gosh, that really sucks! Big time. Apparently either those dumb parents don’t have any place left to unleash their annoying little devils or big brands like Starbucks bows down to the family type market since they’re like the profitable masses, which is like all kinds of wrong.
Barbara on January 26th, 2008 2:45 am

Totally! I remember a time when people could go to Starbuck’s and relax, chill out, not have to be bombaurded with any of this “little kid” crap, and we were even allowed to bring our laptops in and do some work. Now we can’t even do that anymore, because they’re concerned some little devil is going to log on and see something they’re not supposed to see! Again, parents, if you are going to enter a Starbuck’s, leave the kiddies at the damn Day Care center! Don’t allow them to infest an adult sanctuary! It is getting to a point where our last resort is a porno shop!
Kristen on January 27th, 2008 10:50 am

All of you speak the truth! This entire planet places the junior division above everyone else! I hate that I can’t even listen to my ipod on the bus anymore because parents are concerned about their toddlers hearing something offensive. So, to be accomidating to these little brats, I now have to sit on these long bus trips and just stare into space, while listening to everyone talking at once, and WORST OF ALL little babies crying! And all these charities are aimed at helping children, even though they are spoiled rotten to the core and they already have everything they could want! I hate little kids!!
Brad on January 27th, 2008 10:56 am

Children SUCK!!! Period!!!>:(
Nick on January 28th, 2008 9:49 pm

To those who mentioned Starbuck’s and public transportation, I know exactly what you are talking about! I feel as though we adults really have no safe haven away from these smelly little brats ANYWHERE!! Everywhere you go, there’s always gotta’ be a family there with these loud, annoying little kids running around! Last week I was at a coffee place, not Starbuck’s, but a local place near my school, and there were, I swear to it, at least a dozen families there with small children! And I’m trying to sit and drink my coffee and read my paper and these little monsters keep running into me, causing me to spill coffee all over myself and all over my paper. And I’m trying to enjoy some peace and quiet, and this little freckled-faced FUCKER comes up in my face every ten seconds and goes “BOO!!” And you can’t even say anything to anyone, because THEY’RE CHIIIIILDREEEEN!!!! You can’t say anything to the parents, because they either get all offended and accuse you of being a horrible monster, or they just shrug it off!! And there’s no use saying anything to the workers, because , naturally, they take the side of the “sweet little angels” and they tell you to just deal with it! ARGH!!! And you are right about not being allowed to listen to music, or bring your laptop to coffee places anymore, which I think sucks! Give in to those little bastards why don’t they, huh?!?!?!?! And even bars are no longer allowing anyone to smoke, because now…get this…THEY’RE ALLOWING FAMILIES WITH KIDS IN THERE, TOO!!!!! Can you believe this shit?!?!?! And the bus thing, yeah…I was listening to my music and I wasn’t bothering anybody, but the driver actually stopped the bus and came over to me and loudly ordered me to get rid of my earphones because “there are children on this bus”! I didn’t want to wind up WALKING HOME in the cold weather, so I just did what I was told! And then the driver says, “if I see them again, you’re getting off!” and then walked back to his seat! I was humiliated and embarassed just because I want to drown out the noise by listening to some harmless upbeat music and I CAN’T BECAUSE OF THE CHIIIIIILDREEEEN!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! And, yeah, it seems every single charity out there is aimed at helping little kids and all the holidays and special occasions are aimed at little kids…WHAT ABOUT THE ADULTS!?!?!?! I tell you, we grown-ups get screwed alot!!
penelope on January 29th, 2008 3:56 am

i know it is morally wrong but i hate little children too. i dont mind older kids like 8 and up but when they are really little and they’re loud and obnoxious is when i cant stand them! i relate to the bus stories and the coffee house stories and restaruant stories. and i thought they had a special seating section for parents with small kids yet they choose to sit with everyone else. go figure! and yes the world does seem to revolve around kids…mainly little itty bitty kids. and i am so relieved to see so many other people feel the same way i do. mostly i find myself having to sit with a giant phony smile on my face and saying through grinded teeth “i love little children” whenever i’m in a situation where i am surrounded by families with small kids. and luckily i have a boyfriend who is totally understanding of my feelings towards children.
Jasmine on January 29th, 2008 12:29 pm

The way I look at it…children are largely responsible for the surge in crappy pop music! They buy all the Britney, Christina, Mandy, Hannah Montanna, Lizzy McGuire, Spice Girls, N-Sync, Backstreet Boys, Highschool Musical CRAP so judging by how big this horrible trend is and all the stuff I’ve been reading on here, definately children seem to run the earth!
Larry on January 30th, 2008 1:51 am

I hate kids, too. Everyone says I’m a terrible person for hating kids and that anyone who hates children will rot in hell. I mean…it’s okay to hate the opposite sex, it’s okay to hate politicians, it’s okay to hate businessmen, it’s even okay to hate animals…but if someone hates kids, it’s like the world comes to an end! I don’t see why?! Children between the ages of 1-9 are evil and nasty!! Sure, with their little fat faces, little pink mouths, puppy dog eyes and pigtails they all seem like perfect little cherubs, but in reality, they’re greedy little shits!! Everything is always about them…”I WANT THIS!!!” “I WANT THAT!!!” “GET IT FOR ME, OR ELSE!!!”
Larry on January 30th, 2008 6:12 am

I tell you behind the sweet little faces, chubby cheeks and the pigtails…lies the souls of greed!
Panda on January 30th, 2008 6:39 am

Tell me about it! From ages 0-to-9 they are such a pain and yet we’re expected to adore them!
hey on January 30th, 2008 7:27 am

i am 9 why u being so horrible
ur all freaks honestly.
get a life
Diana on January 31st, 2008 3:53 am

I hate children so much!! And it somehow connects to me hating men so much!! Because men are children!! But I LOOOOOVE women!! Women are my favorite human beings, no matter what they look like!!
Jerry on February 1st, 2008 7:59 am

I hate little kids, too! They’re so annoying and they smell like poop! And, Diana, men aren’t all bad.
Richard on February 2nd, 2008 11:08 am

I agree completely!!!

Whenever I see kids in public, I steer away from them as soon as possible.

I HATE having to be forced near them in a store, (especially) on planes, restaurants or any social setting…

I loath their gazes and stares at me. Usually with snot, boogers or food products smeared on their faces…

Worse, the attitude of their parents who ASSUME that everybody shares their bemusement at these little “Frankensteins”…

The majority are filthy, self-centered, spoiled brats who parents facilitate their abhorent behavior…

Wow…thanks for letting me get this out…

It feels so good…

There should be a universally recognized rule of social etiquette, that children who misbehave in public should be tolerated. (this was not acceptable a 100 years ago…)

Nor their parents cut any slack because they did not it straight from the get go…

Can they not get that “inside voice” thing down before I go shopping tomorrow…
Richard on February 2nd, 2008 11:15 am

Sorry about the typos in my last post but one of those little monsters fired me up when they slammed my Audi with one of “mommies” Minivan doors today as I was leaving the supermarket…

GOD!!!!
Olivia on February 3rd, 2008 10:06 pm

I didn’t always hate children. But I started not being able to tolerate them in movie theaters and public transportation when they’d get loud and annoying. But my utter hatred of them happened a number of years ago when me and my boyfriend were trying to have a nice quiet romantic dinner at an upscale restaurant, and at the next table sat this mother and this annoying little girl who must’ve been about 3, and she keeps staring over at us and throwing food at us and opening her mouth with food in it!! (EW!) At first we tried to ignore her, but she kept yelling and screaming, and her mom was laughing and saying how cute she is. And the final straw was when the little shit comes over to me while I’m in the middle of dinner, and she picks a booger out of her nose and shows it to me, with her hand over my dish and says, “Look what I did…I made magic”! No, you little shit, you made me lose my appetite! So, finally, my boyfriend and I finally said something to the girl’s mother and very nicely asked her to keep her from coming to our table. We were very nice and respectful, but you know what that bitch said?!?!?! She said…”What is your problem?!?!?! This is a little girl!!!” OMFG!!! No wonder we have so many juvenile delinquents nowadays!! SHEESH!!!!! So, it was then when I decided that I have had it up to here with these little brats and I am so sick and tired of them being the enter of the universe and just keep them the fuck away from me!!
Heather on February 5th, 2008 12:43 am

Children already have Chucky Cheese, Friendly’s and all these kiddie arcade places…so, why in the heck do these little diaper-stains have to pollute out havens??? Children should be prohibited from going to places like Starbuck’s, because the last few times I went to my Starbuck’s, I’d either be sitting and trying to read my book, and have some annoying little monsters crying at the top of their lungs the entire time, or I’d be told not to listen to my MP3 player, because there were kids around! I don’t mean to be cruel, but…little kids are annoying!! >:O
Vanessa on February 5th, 2008 11:00 pm

I don’t really hate all little kids…it’s the ones under 10 I can’t stand!!!

A week ago my aunt and uncle came over and we wound up leaving all the Christmas crap up for my little 3-year-old cousin, Danny. *Yet another example of how everyone caters to those little shitheads!!*

So, the little bastard – my cousin I mean – starts throwing things and getting into all the Christmas crap and then he keeps sitting next to me in his funky, smelly, poop-filled diaper and keeps putting his smelly baby feet in my face, and I’m sitting there trying to eat my plate of pizza, but my stomach is turning from the combined odor of foot stentch and shit, along with the site of this little prick getting all up in my face with snot coming out of his nose.

Then he jumps off the couch, screams at the top of his lungs, and starts going into all the bedrooms INCLUDING MINE!!!! But does my uncle and aunt do anything about it??? NO!!

Finally, me and my parents tell him to stop going into the rooms…he listens…but the final straw for me was when he started tormenting my cat, Tiger, and my dog, Pepper. I got so mad, I just went over and said, “You stop that!” And you know what happens next?! The little piece-of-shit starts crying! And you know who gets yelled at??? ME!!

So, I completely understand why you all hate little kids because they’re assholes!!

And, for the record, my aunt and uncle are not even smart enough to make their little bastard wear pants!! :/
Reese on February 6th, 2008 11:02 pm

Vanessa, I have the same problem you have when relatives bring their kids over. And to all those who talk about kiddies in Starbuck’s, kiddies on the bus, and kiddies taking over the world, I feel for you!
Colin on February 8th, 2008 2:15 am

Kiddies are spoiled little diarrhea bags who get everything their way just because the rest of the world loves them so much! I am so sick and tired of hearing people say “children are sweet and innocent”. Uh…no they are not! If said people would rather spend 24 hours in a room with a bunch of loud and spoiled brats with snot bubbles coming out of their noses every ten seconds than with a bunch of sophisticated and mature adults, that’s their problem!!
Jared on February 8th, 2008 4:06 am

I don’t mean to gross anyone out, but I can really relate to all the “Starbucks” stories. I used to go to my local Starbucks all the time. Lately, I go in there and it’s like fucking “Rompa-Room” in there!!!!! And, true, the adults suddenly get all our freedoms taken away because of these little assholes running around!! Can’t read magazines, can’t bring our laptops, can’t listen to headphones, can’t even talk to each other too loudly!! I stopped going there altogether a year ago after I was sitting reading my book, and this little baby kept crying its eyes out, and the mom just sits there and does nothing. It got to the point where the little shit has big yellow snot bubbles pouring out of his nose!! So, finally, I had it, and I got up and left!! If you ask me, I think Starbucks became a real CRAP establishment!!! They let anyone in there these days (even Britney Spears and her paparazzi pals!!) Well…I live in NYC far away from her, but the damn kids…they’re everywhere!!!
Missy on February 10th, 2008 10:20 am

I have fought long and hard to not harber any ill feelings towards little kids (they are after all “our future”…whateva) but now I just stopped trying because…let’s face it…what’s there to love about them?!?!?!?! They are so annoying, so disgusting, always in your face, they are loud, they smell rotten, they eat like pigs and they own the entire world!!!! And I know what you all mean about them being in Starbucks because I have the same problem at the coffee place I always go to!!!! It isn’t a Starbucks but it’s similar, only the coffee is much better and there’s more space and more of an atmosphere…anyway, I have been going to this place after school for years now, and I always bring my laptop and my ipod with me. Well, now I can’t because for the past three years, it’s become a family/kids zone!!!! So, yeah, you’re right…these noisy little bruits are taking over everything!!!! And it is also true that because of these little craps, we are now no longer allowed to bring our headphones OR our laptops because they are afraid that the little “angels” will be corrupted!! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!!! Don’t they have places made especially for families with little kids?!?!?! And, also, the restaurant situations…I know exactly what you are talking about!! Hey…take your damn rugrats over to the family section!!! WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?! Yeah, I hate little children!! I said it!!
Ellen on February 12th, 2008 3:53 am

I just hate the little pieces of shit!!
sebirko on February 12th, 2008 9:50 am

man i cannot agree with you people more! it’s bad enough little kiddies get away with just about everything but everyone bends over backwards for these disgusting brats! for the record no these shits do not belong in coffee houses. like singles bars coffee houses are for GROWN-UPS!!!! me and my girlfriend went into a coffee house near our college once and we brought our laptops and we were talking and stuff and one of the staff comes over and tells us not to talk too loudly because little children were around! FUCK!!!! and the thing is these little craps were louder than we were AND THEY WERE RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!! yeah, they have chuckecheese and all these “little kid” hangouts…WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TO INFEST OUR SANCTUARIES?!?!?!?! and what the hell is it with little kids and boogers?!?!?!?! EWWWW!!!! do they honestly think that’s cute?!?!?!?!
Junior on February 12th, 2008 10:13 pm

I HATE LITTLE CHILDREN!!!! I know it’s wrong, because “they’re our future” and all BUT I FUCKING HATE THEM!!!! I hate how the world seems to just revolve around them and how these little shits are allowed to run us over and scream in our faces!! And these pukes should be BANNED from coffee houses!! It’s not like these bastards drink coffee anyway even though as hyper as they are it certainly seems like they do!! But they belong in “ChuckECheese” and arcades, not Starbucks!! And, I guess the “Children’s Section” of restaurants aren’t good enough for the little “divas”!! That is why they have to be seated near the adults!! And, if any little punk stuck his feet in my face and went through my things, I don’t care if I get arrested for child abuse, I’d beat the living CRAP outta’ the piece of shit!! I don’t mind older kids, like teenagers, or pre-teenagers, but it’s the little ones that drive me nuts!! With their squeaky voices and high-pithced laughs!! UGH!!!! Drives me CRAZY!!!!
Barbara on February 13th, 2008 10:24 am

I know it is morally wrong, and believe me I have tried not to feel this way about little kids…but they really make it hard to not want to just strangle the living daylights outta them!!
LIVID on February 14th, 2008 10:20 am

I am absolutely PISSED OFF because today I went shopping and I am not making this up…I have been standing on the longest line known to man and behind me was this woman with these two loud little piles of shit screaming every ten seconds. So, finally, my turn comes but then the bitch standing behind me asks if she could go first because, as she puts it, “My babies are really hungry”. In other words, even though I have been standing on this line for HOURS and my feet are killing me and I hae millions of packages, this bitch who only has three packages uses her little demons to cut in front of me. And I said, “no, sorry” but the cashier says “oh, you can go first”, because she saw the babies and took pity on her. Didn’t even matter that I was late for work and my arms were about to fall off and my feet were ready to explode!!! But, because this woman had LITTLE FUCKING KIDS with her, she got special privileges!!! I for one have had it with these fat-faced FUCKS becoming the center of the universe all the time and I hate them with all my gut because they are….ANNOYING!!!!!
Richard on February 16th, 2008 2:10 am

Should we form a club?

How about a baby with a red bar across it?
Trish on February 17th, 2008 9:02 am

I have to say that I feel so much better after reading all these posts!

I hate kids. Why stop at age 9-10? They all suck. I have to deal with a 4yr old who is about to turn five.

Your ALL right when you say they smell like shit. They do!!! I thought at first it was me that I was a bad person. I find nothing cute about children and the stupid noises the adults make when the baby farts.

I think that most kids are born from their mothers asses! This shit I deal with now was the sperm that should have been left on his mother’s leg. I absolutely hate the fucker. He talks back, has no respect, his father sucks because he doesn’t correct his son’s bad behavior. It sucks for me because I think that being single sucks because men in my dating age range already have these shits running around every other weekend. I was stupid to move in with my boyfriend after a year and a half of dating knowing of his situation. I have to say i have no one else to blame but myself. Although I plan on moving out as soon as i find a place that will accept dogs.

I should have known when I first met the useless piece of shit and he threw his drink at me that he was a reason to RUN! and fast from the relationship with his father.

I hate all the minivans-They are nothing but vehicular castration for the men that helped spawn these terrors! I hate the “stay at home moms” that think they have done the world good. Little did I know that all the baby showers I went to were nothing short of a fucking retirement party for these useles women that gave into the cult of domesticity! Look at all the divorce decrees that make it easier for women to be nothing but “non-tax payers”. The term “Stay at home mom” should be enforced by all us working people that pay taxes and work hard to to pay the stupid taxes for schools.

If the moms stay at home-so will their nasty, dirty kids. Our future? Please- we are all in trouble!

Thank you for this great site.
Jeremy on February 17th, 2008 11:05 pm

I’m all for it!! And this is so cool…FINALLY a place where people can talk about how annoying and obnoxious little kids are. I for one am so sick of people always saying, “children are angels without wings” because they aren’t! This is so cool, people talking about kids being annoying little brats and how they invade our areas even when they shouldn’t be there. What the heck are little 5-year-olds doing in Starbuck anyway? They can’t drink coffee, so what business do they have being there? I know firsthand what it’s like to no longer be allowed to listen to headphones, or to bring a laptop and to always be mindful of these little twirps! And you guys forgot that from now on, you have to turn your cell phones off when going into a Starbuck! All to make a safer environment for the little kiddies! Yeah, I hate them and I am not ashamed about it. And I am so glad that I stumbled upon this place because I know there are people out there who feel the same way I do about these piles of doggie crap with the boogers all over their face and their smelly diapers.
Doug on February 18th, 2008 3:52 am

How about the little piece of excrement that sits behind you on the plane or in the movie theater, kicking your seat back. As mom watches and acts oblivious (or brain dead). You ask politely that they control their “special someone” and all you get is a condescending response. Then the seat kicking starts again. Grounds for justified child and parent abuse. This is what the entitlement generation has bought us. My parents knew when it was time to slap the crap out of me for misbehaving. I am a better person for it and it taught me some respect. Retroactive abortions for all.
Jeremy on February 21st, 2008 10:43 pm

Man…..that is sooo true!!!!!! That happens to me all the time!! I am so sick of these little bastards getting treated like royalty while us adults have to suffer!!
noni on February 24th, 2008 10:51 pm

I can’t stand little kids because they’re so annoying! I try not to dislike them but man it is hard because everyone caters to them and yet they are loud and in your face all the time. I agree once they hit age 8 and up they aren’t really as annoying but when they are really little i just want to clobber them. and true they should not be allowed in coffee huts where adults spend alot of time because now us adults have no place to go and relax and get away from them during the day. and i hate how parents with little children keep sitting in the adult sections of restaurants when they already have sections especially for them as it is. and no it isn’t cute when some little munchkin sits up and stares at you while you’re trying to eat especially when they start doing something really gross or have food coming out of their mouths. this is tough because i have alot of older brothers and sisters who have small kids and whenever they come to visit they always have their kids with them and they’re always running around smashing things and i can’t say anything to my siblings without winding up in an argument. so yeah it does feel like kids run the world.
Anna on March 2nd, 2008 11:03 pm

Everybody thinks little children are these angels, when in reality, THEY ARE DEVIANT LITTLE DEVILS!!!!! I first noticed this at my 16th birthday ten years ago and we invited all my relatives over and eerybody started catering to my little 3-to-5-year-old cousins!! There was pony rides, slip-and-slide races and all this other “little kid” stuff AT MY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! And whenever I’d try to get in on the fun, everyone said, “You’re too old for this!!” Uh…again…WHOSE birthday party is this?!?!?!?! And what made it even more maddening was how these pieces of crap behaved and acted like they were the center of the universe!!! They were all crying if they didn’t get their way, throwing hissy-fits and going ape over every little thing!! And yet everyone still treated them like gold!! Meanwhile, I finally opened my mouth and asked if I could invite some of my friends over, and my mom yelled at me…for no apparent reason!! It’s not like I asked for a sip of champain for Christ sake!! GEEEEEZE!!!!! So, then, it comes time for the birthday cake, and the only thing I got to do was blow out the candles, but when it came time for me to run my index finger through my name and lick the frosting off my finger, before I could even do it, this little pipsqueek with the big pigtails on the sides of her head who has been picking her freaking nose all afternoon sticks her boogered-up little index finger out and smears it all over the cake and then sticks her other hand out and grabs a huge lot of MY CAKE and stuffs it all in her mouth!!! AHHHH!!!! So, of course, everyone, including my own parents, are all “AWWWWW…how adorable!! You poor thing!!” and they ruch over to her and whipe her cake-stained face, and by now she starts wheeping and crying…so, finally, I had enough and I yelled at the top of my lungs, “YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!” And then she started crying even louder, and who winds up the bad guy once again….MEEEEEE!!!!! So, my mother and father send me up to my room, even though this was supposed to be MYYYYY birthday…my SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!!! So, see the injustice here, folks?!?!?! Basically, these little pieces of shit run around, knock things over, make a mess of everything, pick their noses, smash up MY birthday cake and scream at the top of their lungs breaking the sound barrier, and they still get to enjoy themselves, eating cake and ice cream, at MYYYYY birthday party!! I finally get angry and yell at the little shit who smashed up MYYYYY birthday cake, and earlier I make a little suggestion to invite some of my friends over, and I get sent up to my room!!! WHAT GIVES?!?!?!?! So, it was from that moment on that I decided I hated children and I want nothing more to do with them!! With their little chubby cheeks and their big puppy dog eyes, they get away with EVERYTHING!!!! Even if I see a bunch of little kids, or even just one little kid, anywhere, I turn the other way!! I HATE LITTLE CHILDREN, I TELL YA!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY HATE THEM!!!!!
Jerard on March 4th, 2008 10:39 am

Children SUCK!!!!
Children-R-Gross on March 9th, 2008 9:29 am

OMG I love this rant and rave forum. Is it just me or do you feel like taking a shower as soon as you get home from a house that has children in it? Nothing pisses me off more than when you go to an absolutely gorgeous home with beautiful furniture and see toys scatterd everywhere and cheerios smashed into the carpet? My neice – I love her but Jesus – she NEVER washes her hands except for her once a week bath in which she pisses in! The whole week prior to her bath she pisses the bed, picks her nose and scratches her ass. Speaking of ass – she doesnt tell you when she goes #2 and just hoists up her pants when she is done and spends the day in her shitty underwear. Im sorry, but I know how gross children are so dont try to cover it up when I go to your house. No I dont want to sit on your booger encrusted sofa and NO I dont want a cupcake that your “little angel” helped you make with thier greasy little hands. I was in a resturant the other night with my fiancee – a very expensive ADULT resturant and was seated in a beautiful romantic booth. This is something that we dont do often so I was very excited and I felt very elegant and sexy. Well low and behold a very fancy couple came in a few moment after we received our appetizers with 2 children, one about 1 year old and the other one was around 4 or 5. The parents were dressed very fashionably while the kids were in sweat pants with holes in them and T-shirts with stupid sayings on them. Of coursed they were seated directly across from us. I politely asked our waitress if we could possible move to a more secluded spot of the fairly large resturant as we didnt want to be disturbed by the family. The waitress looked at us as if we were selfish and inconsiderate. I had pointed out that this wasnt a family resturant and they waitress rolled her eyes and said that there was a table opening up in a few minutes and she would ask her manager if she could move us! I thought that was a bit weird. Anyhow, my fiancee and I were enjoying our appetizers and having a wonderful conversation when we heard a little commotion from the family at the other table. We of course looked over just in time to see the 4-5 year old power puke all over their booth, all over the floor, all over the table and ALL over her fashionably clad mother. Well let me tell you, I have NEVER been so disgusted in my entire life, my fiancee and I got up, went to the man who seats the guests up at the front of the resturant and told him we had to leave and why. My fiancee (who despises children even more than I do) whipped out his credit card to pay for what we ordered and didnt even get to eat! Lets just say that we lost our appetites, went home hungry and ended up going right to sleep – we were SO pissed off.

To all the parents and children out there:

GO TO IHOP/DENNYS/CHUCK E CHEESE OR GET A DAMN BABYSITTER!! I used to like Dennys because you could smoke in THE SMOKING SECTION! Well guess what! You’ve won! No more smoking, no more laptops, no more relaxing and having a meaningful conversation with friends at Starbucks, no more quiet libraries and last but not least, there really are no places to escape children – unless you go to a night club where you cant just sit back and relax without drunken adults acting like children swarming your table.

UGH I HATE KIDS AND THEIR PARENTS!
Pincher on March 9th, 2008 10:24 pm

This is so wrong. You shouldn’t hate children. They are our future and they are so innocent. It is a sin to hate children.

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PSYCHE!!! I totally agree with everyone on this forum!! I am so sick of little kids taking over everything and running around our sanctuaries with their disgusting little poop-stained diapers hanging out!! I think children are gross, they are loud, they are obnoxious and they get everything they want because THEY’RE CHILDREN!!!!
Chloe on March 16th, 2008 3:35 am

I totally agree with everyone. Children are annoying, rude litte shits. God forbid I was ever like that, or I’d have been smacked into next week.
I remember walking past a house once, where this fat little piece of crap was playing. I looked at her or a second, and she had the gall to say, “What the fuck are you lookin at?”
So I told her exactly that. “I’m loking a fat shit, any problem?”

Not only that, but I’m a very imaptient person, and if a kid begins to follow me around or ask me ninety questions a second, I have an urge to scream my head off.

Te other thing that irks me, is that fact that the little brats ALWAYS have to be RIGHT! They one thing, but you know that it’s wrong! You tell them so and they refuse o believe you cause their too busy in their own little fucked up world.

Hello! I have like fifteen years on you, I think I’m fucking smarter.

Last thing is those stupid soul destroying fucking TV shows. They sit there and giggle like stupid pricks, while you die a little inside after every second.

The only child I can stand is my second cousin, because he’s a polite kid. Doesn’t scream or shout, never gets upset and sleeps most of the time.
Pincher on March 17th, 2008 9:58 pm

Oh, the ninety questions thing….AHHHH!!!!! I feel like turning around to any little shit who follows me around and say, “WHY DON’T YOU GO HYBERNATE IN YOUR DOLL HOUSE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!” And, yeah, they always have to be right about everything!! God, they annoy me so much I want to choke them!! They are not “adorable”!! Kittens, puppies and poneys are adorable!! Children are DISGUSTING and VILE!!!!
Setian-phrenaltid on March 22nd, 2008 5:55 am

I agree with all comments! Thank you guys for eating that sacred cow known as ‘children’. They are the germs and bacteria that close schools and end up scaring people (Pink eye, lice). I share the same sentiments as all of you, and am glad that I am not the only childfree person out there who has a beef with the ‘cow’.
Slevin on March 22nd, 2008 10:12 pm

im jus happy i was never a child, to think bout it, i dun remember anything bout being one.. YEAH ME!! (clapping my hands while jumping up and down) ….. SHIT!!
Emilie on March 23rd, 2008 1:10 am

I just can’t take their constant wining! They wine about everything! Yet, people always seem t cater to them all the time. It seems once you pass age 9, everyone stops bowing to your every want, and you have to struggle to get what you want. But when you’re a little rugrat with the big chubby cheeks, is the only time you get whatever you want. The only little kid I ever liked was Gary Coleman on “Different Strokes”, but then again, he was really a pint-sized teenager.
Mary on March 24th, 2008 8:47 pm

I don’t mind older kids, like 8 and up, but when they are really, really small, they are SOOOO ANNOYINGGGG because they talk too much and never make any sense! Little kids are also really, really gross picking their noses all the time and pooping in their pants! EWWW!!!
dizzy on March 25th, 2008 9:55 am

they are so fucking obnoxious when they’re really, really little not to mention fucking gross and epulsive!!! they’re always picking big nasty boogers out of their noses and crapping in their pants, and they smell really nasty!!! i also hate how everything in the world seems to rotate around these little brats!!! i’m sick and tired of having my freedom and rights taken away from me as an adult in favor of these annoying, disgusting little skidmarks!!!
Theresa on March 29th, 2008 12:04 am

It seems now YouTube, which used to be my favorite website, is now catering to the under-12 set also!!!! ARGH!!!!!! All my favorite episodes of “Facts of Life” and “Diff’rent Strokes” had to be taken down, because of Sony and because YouTube has decided to stuff its site with “adorable kid” videos!!!! I cannot even begin to tell you how fucking pissed off I am and if I already hated little children before I hate them even more now with a passion!!!!
Chloe on March 29th, 2008 3:02 am

I hate the way kids come up to me, when I have my dogs with me! One of my dogs is full of energy and can knock me down, so what the fuck can it do to a kid?!

They come over, and try to pet my dog! I’m stuggling with two dogs, and shopping, while their making my bigger dog go crazy! They parents just fucking stand there! Aww, look at the doggies!

The fucking doggies have muzzles and chokers on for a reason luv! They fucking bite little shits that they don’t like!

Once this dumb little shit came over and petted my bigger dog, and it jumped on her and acidentally scratched her face. She started to cry, and the mother branded my dog vicious! I’d be vicious too if I had some little piece of crap stroking my fur the wrong way, and yelling in my ear.

I gave my dog a treat for that little incident. Hehehe
Theresa on March 29th, 2008 9:29 pm

HEHEHEHE…good for you, Chloe!!
Chloe on March 30th, 2008 4:06 am

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seektherapy on March 31st, 2008 5:12 am

Children are slaves to adult society. Where they spend their time is almost entirely controlled by adult governments and the adults around them. For 18 years they are told what to do, when, and how by people who usually don’t love them(often don’t like them) and are simply making a living off of their existence(teachers, principals, babysitters, nannies,etc).

They are forced into isolation, denied food, hit, screamed at, and given the evil eye for not being compliant robotic drones. Their will is denied more often than not(unless it comes to stupid things like buying an expensive piece of lead laced plastic crap). Their parents have them and then weeks later drop them off on strangers who are nothing more than hired help. They are forced to be around other children who are orphaned on a daily basis by their “busy” parents just as they are, and often much beg and plea for any sort of normal human contact that semblances love.

Yes, like all humans, there are children who are more needy(and therefore more demanding and “annoying”) than others. This is no fault of their own. Most adults are slaves themselves: to governments and companies, and misery does indeed love company. I am sure that joy and happiness, zest and a love of life(which nearly all children display early on) is disturbing to “adults” who have had these traits of their own robbed from them and destroyed decades before in their own childhoods. Additionally, I am sure to many people who are enslaved mentally and emotionally, the freespirited that most children CAN display arouses jealousy and confusion. The helpless that children display brings them face to face with their own reality of powerless(past and present). For many, who live as victims in life, the things are too hard to face.

I would suggest to most of you that children are not, and have never been your problem. Your issue is adults, who obviously hated you as much as you hate now. Your issue is with vulnerability, which you detest. Weakness, which you can’t face in the mirror. Your issue is with your own childhood, which was miserable(as is your adulthood, judging from some of these comments) and the fact that you wish all people(especially little ones whom you prey on in your own mind’s distorted reality) would suffer just as you once did. You blame the victim, which is so typical. You were once the victim, and now with your power, have become the victimizer(a cespool of the hate from which you were spawned).
Robert on April 3rd, 2008 8:53 pm

Come on, little kids are rotten pieces of shit!!
Audrina on April 9th, 2008 7:04 am

I hate little kids! Sorry!
Jenna on April 17th, 2008 8:08 am

I hate how the little jerks behave like they’re above everyone else when they are smaller than everyone else. Like when they follow us around asking us a billion questions one minute then telling us a bunch of crap like they know everything the next! I tell you they may seem like innocent little angels, but the truth is they are nasty little devils in the flesh!
Mia on April 18th, 2008 10:55 pm

I hate children with a passion because they are so annoying and they never stop talking! However I don’t think they are to blame for the world’s obsession with Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, because it’s the dozens of dirty middle-aged men who keep them on top.
Layla on April 25th, 2008 5:15 am

I wouldn’t say I necessarily hate kids…they just get on my nerves sometimes. Let’s just say I wouldn’t want to have any of my own.
Melanie on April 25th, 2008 8:00 am

Thanks for writing this…

My sister and I just had a little girl yelling shit at our house, saying she’d kill us, burn our house down, etc. SO YEAH…WE HATE KIDS TOO. The kids in our neighborhood have made it 100% miserable living here. Scummy, dirty, stupid brats with idiots for parents.
Lenny on April 27th, 2008 11:40 am

I am trying really, really hard to not hate little kids but the little fuckers keep making it hard! Just the other day at my college me and my best buds were doing this skateboarding contest in the quad and out of nowhere these pathetic, obnoxious little 8-year-old girls come along and they’re all dressed in skin tight clothes and they have an attitude with us!! They start mouthing off to us with their rotten teeth and shit!! So, I finally tell off the fat little pieces of crap, and know what happens next?! They all start fucking crying!! I mean, what the fuck were these little turds doing on a college campus anyway?!
Christina on April 30th, 2008 9:37 pm

I have never liked kids..and now I am 30. I find them annoying, greedy, obnoxious, etc. There isn’t anything cute about them, they are bratty, they complain, they think they know it all AND can have it all…it is never ending. I couldn’t deal with them when I was a kid and I can’t now. I just never had that want or need…and it hasn’t changed no matter how many fabulous men I meet.
captain shit face on May 7th, 2008 8:28 am

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Andreika on May 12th, 2008 2:55 am

OMG I so agree. I am at work sitting here looking at one screaming and crying and thrashing around and bawling all over the place and her idiot mother just sits there like a lump and lets it happen. Hows abouts be a parent, lay down some rules, sets some boundries and enforce them instead of just allowing your kids to raise themselves because you are lazy and stupid? Then when they turn into out of control teenagers, the same cop-out parents act shocked and surprised and offended at their own children and creations of entitlement. And it has nothing to do with “it is hard being a parent” or “you don’t understand until you have kids” or whatever…people have been having kids since dawn of creation it isn’t some new concept, that is what being a parent is about, teaching your children respect and manners. If you can’t do that, don’t have children. I am twenty-nine, do not have kids and I know how to be a parent better than these people who are my age and older (and younger) that have children. I know because I can see the blatently apparent mistakes that are starting from day one,why the parents cannot see that is beyond me. I also agree kids seems to be getting worse and worse, and obviously more spoiled. Like I said,it is an early on instilled entitlement mentality. Yep, hate children…hate ‘em all. And sorry not not “all” people “someday will have kids.” and not everyone wants them or should have them. Some of us make better choices, and no I don’t mean birth control. I mean self control. Those who rant about birth control are always the ones that never use it, but should.
Also, I have no sympathy for children. I see them as little a-hole humans..none of which deserve empathy or understanding. Life is painful, bad things happen, not everything is going to be your way, crying and having a fit dosen’t change that. Suck it up.
Lenny on May 13th, 2008 6:51 am

They’re basically a bunch of little smart asses!!
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Lenny on May 17th, 2008 10:42 am

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XY-Dead-Kid-Virus on May 22nd, 2008 11:09 am

Nice blog guy! Im with ya! I fucking hate children! More than anything in the world. More than taxes, and road rage, and cancer…they are ungrateful,disrespectfull, , selfish, unrelenting little parasites, that take take take. Parents foolishly spawn these hemmeroids, giving away thier lives, and thier money when they do. The fallout of the world is due to the continuing production of these degenerate bastards that every slut with ovaries is pumping out into this already overpopulated planet! I don’t want to hear this crap about…SOME DAY I WILL WANT KIDS AND HAVE SOME OF MY OWN…blah blah blow me! I am barren, and very thankful for it! If I could have kids I’d get my tubes tied, and if I ever got pregnant by some freak cursed chance I’d have an abortion, and I’d ask for the fetus back so I could beat it! So as for all you insane baby lovers, who only have kids to fill some emotional need you lack in your own pathetic lives……GET A FUCKING DOG!! They are better in every way!I pray for a plague that only kills children to sweep across this planet and save what is left of it.
Chloe on May 23rd, 2008 5:54 am

I agree that we all hate kids (beyond the point of reason)… but that fetus was a teensy tiny step too far XY-Dead-Kid-Virus…

Slightly disturbing.
Miguel on May 27th, 2008 7:32 am

God, I hate these little assholes! I’m 15 and almost everywhere I go I see little kids being asswipes. I believe that I was one of the last well-behaved children (According to my parents.)that existed before little kids became insufferable. I once was watching a movie at a theatre (Cheaper By the Dozen), and this little 3-4 year old was just RUNNING through the theatre. And I wonder why I hardly go anymore. I have to ride the BART Train (That’s our local commuter subway train system in SF) at least once every week, if not more. A couple days ago, some lady brought her kids on the train. Okay, that’s cool, but halfway through the ride, this little kid shitted his diaper. The moment I smelled that horrible stench, I got up and moved to the next car. As I was getting up, the bitch-ass mother gives me a glare for a second as if she were saying, “How dare you move just because he shitted!” What the fuck? I don’t want to smell your little crotchnugget’s shit while I’m trying to get somewhere. Another time I was on a bus at Disney World and this little baby craps his pants. I had to smell that shit until I got back to my hotel. I’ve read almost every comment in the section, and I will tell you that if I were working at Starbucks, I would simply look the other way if you were listening to music or on your laptop, and you can feel 1000% free to come up to me and complain about some annoying hellspawn. I will personally walk over to the parents and tell them to control their kids or leave. Kids in bars? I hate how people like the Parents Television Council speak out against mature entertainment shows like Family Guy and South Park, saying that those shows should be taken off the air to “protect the children” or Grand Theft Auto should not be sold to “protect the children.” FUCK THE CHILDREN! I want some good entertainment and I don’t give a damn if some children hear what is called “offensive.” I’m starting to not want to go out in public because of these bastards. One thing I like to go see are plays and musicals and I praise the Orpheum Theater in San Francisco for not allowing anyone under 5 into their shows.
Max-The-Unpwnable on May 29th, 2008 7:37 pm

I hate kids too. I have 2 lil bros (9 and 11) and i want to kill them, the 9 is ùaking fun of my disease hes bothering me with little shits, when im eating hes watching Cartoon Network and these cartoons make me want to vomit. The 11 take 981561 hours to obey and he cant give any respect to my parents.
Lenny on June 16th, 2008 9:15 pm

Miguel…”crotchnuggets”!! You are brilliant!! And you hit the nail right on the head!!
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Jane on July 2nd, 2008 4:17 am

Why is everyone thinking that having little brat is some sort of life triumph? I HATE kids so much, and I hate when they are travelling on planes. Why, why they have to do it? That’s the only time I wish the plane crashes, when it’s loaded with those fuckers. They annoy everyone, and I hate when people are just smiling at them, oooh it’s fine he doesn’t have the seatbelt on, ya know he doesn’t like it, he is too small, and soo cute, arghhhhhhhhhh ok, so lets shit ourselves then. All world is about kids. And the stupid parents, omg, like when you have kid you become some sort of better person. Hell no! Anyone can push a piece of shit from uterus. So no, sorry, u r not special. And your kid is fugly little brat
1kidandmommiehater on July 4th, 2008 1:41 pm

hi, yeah, i love this site. I too hate kids, i can have kids, but choose not too. just have to complain about this biatch i know, who is a ‘mommie’ and she sucks, Well she invited me to a ’sell you some kind of crap party’, and I did not want to go so I called to leave her a message, get this, instead of her having a normal cell phone message, it said, “This is Carrie, and billy and sharrie and I cant come to the phone right now” Okay–her kids are 2 years old and like 18 months old! What the fuck! Is she that gay that her crappy fat offspring need to be mentioned on her phone message?!! I mean,get a fucking life! Also, her kids are overweight, she bribes them with food. Hmmm, does that sound like a good idea. She is so fucking retarded she even told me that she used to sit outside her daughters bedroom door at night, cause the little 2 year old shit had ‘night time separation anxiety–and it helped if she was close’ Get a grip lady, how about getting a fucking nightlight and laying down the law!!! Bedtime is fucking bedtime. She’s crazy. I secretly want to stuff the Time Magazine article about america’s supersized kids, in her mailbox. Ha ha ha it would be funny, but afraid she would find out i did it.
1kidandmommiehater on July 4th, 2008 1:46 pm

okay,here is another gripe of mine: What is the fucking deal with Moms, talking about being pregnant as if it is some great new thing? I mean, it’s been going on since the fucking dawn of time! When some stupid ass mommie keeps runnin’ her fucking mouth about all that preggo shit, i just want to scream! Until those stupid pregnant bitches do something noteworthy like cure a major disease, they need to shut the fuck up!!!!!!! And noooo I do not ever ever want to touch your disgusting fat stretch marked tummy and feel your little freak offspring ‘kicking’. Gross!
1kidandmommiehater on July 4th, 2008 2:09 pm

Again hello: Okay, I just have to bitch about this. I work out a lot, and it has been good for me, it helped me get really hot again, I am married and totally happy with my cat and husband and our nice easy life without kids. I do NOT WANT ANY LITTLE CRAPPERS. So, often while i am working out there are so many fucking fat bitches that eye me up because I got hot again, and they are haters and so of course i often get weird ‘personal’ questions that are none of their fucking business. Like: When are you going to have any kids? I simply smile and tell them that I am not ready for kids and like my time with my husband and have only been married for a short time. That usually shuts them up. I think secretly what they mean to say is “so when are you gonna get pregnant puke out a kid and be fat like us….” They secretly cant stand to see anyone get fit and hot. And because their pathetic asses are too fucking lazy to really stop eating crappy food and to lazy to actually work out, they will never get hot and fit. I hate fat bitches too. I don’t understand that these fucking mommies think that having kids is lifes great accomplishment! What the fuck is wrong with them. What about sports, or work, or just looking hot. Or they could try to read fashion magazine instead of Mommie and Me or Women’s World, or Working Parent or all those other crappie magazines that cater to women who are into breeding. Get a fucking life you breeders. Oh and stop wearing polyester, it’s never a good choice. You fucking fat fashion impaired breeders….. I hate you, have a heart attack already or die in childbirth, do us all a favor,one less of you……
Novawolf on July 5th, 2008 2:00 am

I’ll sign this :p

Fuckin’ kids. They need to get it through their ever-thickening skulls that they can’t have everything, and the parents who give them everything need to be stabbed in the face.
Lenny on July 9th, 2008 10:37 pm

And, not to offend anybody, but as much as I feel that the world seems to revolve around children…I also feel very strongly that the entire world also revolves around women. Think about it, fellas…almost half the world’s so-called “human interest” charities are for women only. They have women-only stations on TV. Almost every single magazine out there that isn’t a skin mag is geared to women. And there’s this whole public idea about how women are better than men at just about everything and anything. Don’t believe me? All you have to do is watch a vast percentage of commercials, movies and TV shows…what do they usually show? The man is stupid and incompitent and can’t perform even the slightest task, while the woman is all-knowing and can do anything. Also…this BS that the woman in the relationship can go out with her girlfriends, or just step outside for a few seconds to get some air and not have to answer to her husband. The man, however, has to answer to the woman for EVERYTHING he does…and get this, he has to ask HER permission to hang out with his friends like he’s a little kid!! I swear when I was dating this one girl, emphasis on the word DATING, all of a sudden I found that I couldn’t even look out the window without her badgering me. “Why the f**** are you looking out the window?!?!?!?!” And, yet…we as men are expected to bow down to our ladies and treat them with the utmost respect; hold doors, walk on the right side of the street so THEY don’t get clipped by oncoming traffic, pull chairs out for them…we’re supposed to love, honor and respect our ladies, putting them on pedestals…yet they are allowed to treat us like total crap!! And did you know that women are allowed to beat up their husbands. Not condoning violence in any way, shape or form, but while men beating women up is against the law and violates women’s rights, women are not only allowed, but encouaraged, to beat men up…even their own husbands and boyfriends…even for doing one little thing wrong. Uh…can we be anymore off-balanced?! And what’s all this sh*t about women being allowed to sit around on national TV talking trash about men, yet GOD FORBID a man should say one little thing about women, suddenly there’s protests left and right?!?!?!?! What’s up with that?!?!?!?! Now, don’t get me wrong…unlike children, I do not…I DO NOT…hate women!! I just don’t see why while we are expected to practically kiss up to women and dumb ourselves down for women’s sake women are allowed to just walk all over us.
Miguel on July 16th, 2008 1:27 pm

Lenny, you’re the man! Check this photo and look in the section in which I highlighted.
Lenny on July 22nd, 2008 11:22 pm

I think children under age 13 should not be allowed at alot of places! Those annoying little 5-year-olds should just stick to places like Chuck-E-Cheese and Adventureland!
Anonymous on July 23rd, 2008 1:57 pm

Very well said. And post #5 too. I have a 7(I think) year old cousin and he is SOOO fucking annoying when my dad just HAS to invite them over to our house. He just has to go in my room and TALK TALK TALK OMFG “Nothing in the world exists” “That lamp doesn’
t exist that wall doesn’t exist” BLAH BLAH BLAH with his STUPID RETARDED SPEECH. I hate kids, especially the stupid retarded kids crying at restaurants. All they fucking do is cry cry cry when I eat and it’s so annoying when they’re at the table next to me. I wish there were SHUT-THE-HELL-UP Silent restaurants that don’t allow stupid little kids. And I fucking hate it when that bitch “cousin” of mine whines when I’m playing something like Call of Duty 4 or GTA on my PS3 “Oh I wish I had something to play like a game or something…” GOD DAMN IT I DON’T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU WANT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! Chloe, you should have taken the muzzles off your dogs and let them bite those bitches and teach them to mind their own damn business and stop sticking their snotty noses where they don’t fucking belong. I get along with adults more than I do with stupid kids (At least with ones younger than me) and I’m 13! Kids about 11+ usually aren’t shits like younger ones are. Just to sum it up: FUCK KIDS!
Rita on July 23rd, 2008 10:06 pm

First of all…Lenny, I see your point about the world seeming to revolve around women and children, and as someone who believes firmly in equal rights, I agree that there needs to be more balance. But at the same time, women are still struggling with self esteem and being taken seriously in the business world. Hell, we’re still trying to get a woman president. But, yeah, people should be treated equally.

Second of all, there are alot of people on here talking about little kids in restaurants. I know exactly what you are all saying. The other night, my husband and I were at our favorite restaurant celebrating our anniversary and we made a point to go at a certain hour when we knew there weren’t going to be any little kids around anywhere. So, for the first several minutes, we were enjoying a nice quiet romantic dinner together, there were only two other couples in the place, and it was absolute heaven on earth. It was pretty dark out, so that made it even more romantic. But then, out of nowhere, as we were talking and reminiscing, suddenly we hear these little kids screaming and laughing at the top of their lungs. And we were like, “OH NO” and the worst part, THEY WERE SEATED AT A TABLE NEXT TO US!!!!!!! And these little shits, who were all messy and obnoxious, kept right on screaming and singing at the top of their lungs and all the stupid braindead parents could do was smile and laugh at them…and the stupid waitresses kept walking past their table going, “Awww…aren’t they sooooo cuuuuute???” So, finally, my hubby and I very nicely asked the family to keep their kids quiet because we were having our anniversary dinner….nothing disrespectful, then the wife goes “BIG DEAL!!!! THESE ARE CHILDREN!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!” So, my husband went, “WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?! WE’RE SITTING HERE TRYING TO ENJOY OUR MEAL AND YOUR KIDS ARE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO DAMN LOUD!!!!” Then I said, “YEAH!!!! YOUR KIDS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!!” Then, know what happened next??!! The little shits start crying, with the snot running down their face and shit!! So, we just sat there and tried to enjoy our dessert, but the little monsters keep yelling and getting in our faces, and at one point the little shits take their shoes off and are placing their feet up on their table!! And everyone is like, “Ohhh…how cuuuute”….no, EWWWW!!!! HOW GROSS!!!!! So, we didn’t even bother finishing up our dessert and indtead we stopped off at the store and picked up a cake and just went home and enjoyed a quiet romantic evening at our own house.

What I don’t get is that when we adults start getting loud and unruly, we get tossed out of the place…even when we get slightly loud, someone comes over and asks us to keep it down then threatens to throw us out. But when these little pieces of shit get loud, much louder than us, and start throwing things and getting all messed up, everyone thinks it’s “soooo cute”!!
Chris on July 25th, 2008 12:35 pm

I can’t fucking stand kids. Actually, I don’t really mind babies, and I can even tolerate toddlers (ages 2-4), mainly because this age group can barely talk and they spend most of the time sleeping. However, the 5 to 8 year old kids make we want to body slam them into a cactus. I think I know why people have cacti: because you can push people into them and it will hurt like hell, and it will teach someone a lesson. Not many other plants can do that.

I also hate how the world treats children like royalty! I don’t really go into Starbucks, but after hearing people on here saying that you can’t even listen to Alica Keys or use a laptop is appalling. I also hate how every time I go into a Wal-Mart or Target (or something similar) there are always a bunch of dumb ass kids running around like idiots, and the dumb ass parents don’t even do anything! Sometimes, people even think its cute: why? There’s nothing cute about some annoying, spoiled little brat running around like an idiot. I especially hate it when kids complain for something that they don’t have and they throw a tantrum for it. My parents had a solution for this when I was a kid: they grabbed me by the ear, walked over to a corner, and hit me. Get this: I learned my lesson. Every time I see something like this, I want to grab the little shit and body slam it to the floor. The worst part is that I’m noticing this more. It’s starting to become unbearable.

I read a previous comment about how some child got hurt because it was a dumb ass and they tried to pet a big carnivorous dog. Something similar to that story happened to me months ago. I own two dogs: one is an Irish Wolfhound and the other is a Black German Shepperd. I regularly give my dogs a walk for health purposes: dogs like mine require a routine walk for good health, and I need it, also. I was walking my dogs in a park in the morning (the best time) but to my dismay, there was a family with two annoying little kids (they looked like they were around 6 years old). I continued to walk, but as I was walking, one of the annoying little shits came up and tried to pet my Wolfhound: obviously, the dog bit him. I even tried to pull my dogs back because I knew it was going to happen. The kid starts crying (because little kids cry even when a fucking fly lands on them) and the parents come over. The kid, acting like an annoying little shit walked over and grabbed the mother’s leg. If the idiot mom couldn’t tell already, she angrily asked “What happened to my kid?”. I told her that her child was bitten by one of my dogs and that I tried to hold my dogs back. To my annoyance, she was still angry. She told me that I should have held them back more. This set off a spark. In case you don’t know, Irish Wolfhounds are the largest breed of dog that exists, and they were once bred to hunt wolves and elk, so of course my dog was going to try and bite some idiot child approaching it! In my anger, I told her that she should try to hold back a Wolfhound and a German Shepperd and she if she would have any success. She looked at me like a fucking primate, amazed that I actually had the balls to reply back. She started to bitch a bit more, and I finally told her that she herself should start to parent her kids and not everyone else in the world. I Felt like releasing my dogs to attack her and her spoiled little brat, but instead I walked away. Luckily she didn’t say anything as I did. Probably because she couldn’t think of anything else to say to me.

I think everyone that commented on here should form an organization called PAFAOW: People Advocating For an Adult Oriented World. Maybe then we can actually get our voices heard, and we can take back places like Starbucks and restaurants. I think this may be the only site on the internet specifically for talking about how people hate children, and I think thats awesome…
Dennis Driscoll on July 29th, 2008 9:11 am

So sick of minivan mommies with their enraged, ego screaming crothfruit in the back seat causing more accidents than drunk drivers.
Zyklon22 on July 29th, 2008 11:46 am

I hear you. Children these days are Devil spawns. They should be banned from public places. It’ll make the world a better place.
Thea on July 30th, 2008 9:14 am

I am a proud member of the child-haters club. And I see someone on here talking about that little kid from “Mrs. Doubtfire”. I forgot the kid’s name, but MAN was she ANNOYING!!!! The way she squeeked all her lines and was basically chewing up all the scenery with her puppy eyes and whispy voice. It is one of my favorite movies….but that kid alone makes this movie TORTURE!!!!!
BookiedaBookie on July 30th, 2008 9:28 am

Yep. I hate Children of all ages. If “IT” is under 18 years old, “IT” is a useless piece of garbage. An abortion that should have happened, that’s kids.
But I Was surprised to note that one of my personal peeves with this new world odor has gotten no mention; so here goes:
Does anyone else out there remember when their work/company parties used to actually be Fun? I used to look forward all year for our company’s Christmas/New Years bash, but now every single work-related social event is a goddamn brat-fest. I mean COMPLETELY BRAT-ORIENTED: Cake-walk; Pony rides; a GODDAMN CLOWN, FOR CHRISTSSAKE!! No drinks; No “singles” games; no smoking; no music; no fun; no kidding. I mean, I am forty years old and work my butt off all year, and they THROW US A GODDAMN “KIDS” PARTY?!! Last time I checked; EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PERSON ON THE PAYROLL WAS OVER 21 YRS. OLD!!! Love to hear anyone else rant about this, ’cause it bugs me more every year.
Lena on August 2nd, 2008 9:23 pm

Tell me about it!! I’ve been working at the same company for ten years now, and there used to be a time when we had the best office parties, even having them on boats and stuff. We’d all get plastered, sing really bad Karaoke and dance to really bad ’80s music…IT WAS G-R-E-A-T!!!! Now, whenever we have any office parties, because all the workers (well, most of the workers) have kids now and feel like they have to include their noisy little rugrats in every single thing they do!! So, now, all our “office parties” consist of clowns, mimes, magicians, pony rides, occasional visits from grown men and women dresses as some fictional character, storytime….and the only dancing we get to do anymore is to the “Hokey-Pokey”, or “The Wheels on the Bus go Round-and-Round”…and it is fun to hear grownups sing really bad Karaoke, but having to listen to a bunch of preschoolers and kindergartners butcher nursery rhymes makes me want to put a bullet in my head!! And the only “drinking” we get to do is Hawaiian Punch, because there are little ones running around!! We can’t even have any soda around, because as one of the mothers have so dotefully informed me, “Soda is not healthy for little children.” Well, I have news for ya, red dye #44 ain’t healthy for us grownups!! So, with the kiddies running freely around Starbuck’s, owning public transportation, and now THIS, I think it is safe to say that the little booger-eaters are definately taking over the entire planet and making life for us grownups A LIVING HELL!!!!! Also, I wanted to strangle that annoying little piece-of-shit from “Mrs. Doubtfire” because she was SO ANNOYING!!!! Ruined a perfectly great Robin Williams movie!! They should have just had the two teen kids, because the film could have gone in so many areas, but because they had that squeaky-voiced little muppet in the film, they had to tone it down!! But she is just one of the many annoying and vomit-inducing kids we see in movies!!
Coranth on August 3rd, 2008 10:30 am

True story. Went to have a shower this morning, but we seemed to have no hot water. Went outside to look at the Gas Tanks (our hot water is delivered via Gas) as I thought ‘okay, we must have run out of gas in the current tank, so I’ll just switch to the new one.’ Switched over to the new tank. Went back into the bathroom, turned on the shower. Still nothing; the water was as cold as ICE. Went back outside again… and then I discovered that the MACHINE which makes the Gas heat the water had been SWITCHED OFF! The power point for the Gas machine is low to the ground… One guess as to who turned it off: the fucking one year old BRAT staying with my family and I. Damn fucking Ratfiend!
Anonymous on August 7th, 2008 2:18 am

Someone start a petition telling Starbucks and restaurants to ban stupid brats under 10 and post here please.
Anonymous on August 7th, 2008 2:19 am

Oh, and I went to Red Lobster yesterday. Guess the first thing I heard when i walked in. “Waah wahh waaaaah waaahh” GOD DAMN IT! and my table was right next to those fucking morons.
Anonymous on August 7th, 2008 2:35 am

EVERYONE go to http://www.starbucks.com/customer/contact_forms.asp?nav=3e and tell Starbucks there should be an age limit. or just vent. W/e

Also go to http://www.redlobster.com and go to the bottom and click Contact Us and complain to them too.
Taylor on August 8th, 2008 4:05 pm

WOW! These comments made me hysterical! Little kids and babies are the extreme worse! Try being on a plane with one for 2 and half hours crying the whole entire time and when I’m flying back home, I get another rat! I just wanted to turn around and first punch the mother in the face and then throw the kid out the window! They were extremely loud, too!
Mia on August 11th, 2008 12:39 am

Oh my God! I had no idea you people existed!! I don’t feel so left out now. I have a respect for other poeple’s fears, and have always been shunned for my disrespect and FEAR of children and babies! Yes, not only do I hate children, but FEAR them!!!! I have a friend who has an irrational fear of birds (which I respect) and she always gives me SHIT about hating children. I have never given her crap about her fear, AND IT PISSES ME OFF!!! I have always told people I love children, which has unfortunately forced me into awkward babysitting jobs and other similar jobs when I was younger. All of my bad experiences with ignorant parents and those little fucks have let me to where I am now…
The other day I wound up in a Friendly’s with my boyfriend because he felt like eating breakfast food for dinner. I had been in a Friendly’s before, but I had not realized the place had turned into a fucking mommy central! I thought it was more like an IHop or something. We should have left, but we decied to stay and order our food. By the way, we were the only people there without kids. I had to leave the restaurant TWICE because this little shit behind us kept peering over and screaming and crying. I couldn’t even hear the person sitting infront of me!!!!!!! When we were getting our check, he wound up tipping his mother’s glass over ON PURPOSE!! You know what she did? She didn’t even yell at him once, and said something like, “Oh, no!” and kept going on about how cute her little maggot was. It was my mistake to walk into a Friendly’s, but man, it reminded me of how much I hate those little shits!!!!!!!
Mia on August 11th, 2008 12:50 am

And yes, I totally agree, KIDS ARE FUCKING DOMINATING THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!

Get this: At some park in my hometown, some dumbass kid stuck his finger in a bear cage and got bit or some dumb shit and, get this, the mayor decided to put both of the bears down… JUST BECAUSE OF THAT LITTLE FUCK!

I HATE KIDS AND PARENTS ALIKE!!!!!!!!!
Miguel on August 12th, 2008 5:48 pm

I totally feel for you, Mia. I got bummed when Tatiana, the female tiger at the San Francisco Zoo, was shot because some kids taunted her. They were about 16-21 years of age. I’m 16, and I don’t care if those kids died (One did), but this all could’ve been avoided if they didn’t taunt her. The police shot the tiger when the tiger threated them.
Serita on August 15th, 2008 9:18 am

I thought of a reason to hate kids-particulaily real little ones.

My best friend had this adorable kitty named bugs who was this adorable little angel and who pretty much got on with everyone. Whenever I’d go to visit her, he would always curl up on my lap. Just the sweetest little thing ever. Dark gray with giant green eyes. So loveable.

One day, I got a call from my friend telling me that she had some relatives visit and one of her cousins who is a 5-year-old NIGHTMARE was roughing up poor little bugsy. So, finally, Bugsy got angry and snapped at the little pile of shit and he just stood there screaming and crying at the top of his lungs…EVEN THOUGH THE LITTLE SHIT ASKED FOR IT!!!! So thanks to that smelly little fat-faced BRAT, she was forced to give up her cat and unfortunately she was forced to take him to a kill shelter. And…well…you probably know the rest.

So, this is just one more reason for me to absolutely despise little kids!!
Lenny on August 15th, 2008 11:26 pm

Aw, man, that sucks!! Animals are so much nicer than kids and a heck of alot cuter no less. If I ever saw some little lump of shit being mean to any kind of animal, most namely one of my dogs, I would take him/her and simply fling the little shit accross the room!! Child safety can haul me off all they want!! Someone needs to tell the world that these little annoying piles of shit can’t always be treated like precious china all the time!!
Miguel on August 17th, 2008 9:02 am

Sorry to hear about your friend’s cat, Serita. Cats are a lot better than kids. Best of all, they’re QUIET (Until they want you to open the door for them.). To all pet owners out there: if your relative’s or friend’s kids are over, separate the pets and the kids until they leave. Like cats, put them in the garage or your room and dogs, put them outside or something. Kids can be pretty cruel to animals sometimes.
Serita on August 17th, 2008 10:31 pm

There was also an incident when I saw a bunch of little terrors practically assaulting these poor little ponies at a petting zoo near my home. I fet so bad for those animals. Just as I went over to tell the little bastards off, they ran off to go on some ride. So, I went over and started gently petting the poor little ponies and even talking to them, when the idiot zookeeper yelled at me, “HEY!!!! WHAT ARE YA DOIN’ HERE?!?!?!?! THIS IS FOR LITTLE KIDS!!!! UNLESS YOU HAVE A LITTLE KID WITH YA, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING HERE!!!!” I got angry and told the piece-of-shit that a bunch of kids were torturing the poor ponies and I just wanted to show them love and the guy still tells me to GET LOST!!! I then told him off saying, “So…lemme get this straight…a bunch of little monsters start terrorizing the animals and they’re allowed in, yet I go over to be nice to them and to show them love and I get tossed out because, why, I’m an adult without some little kid attached to me?!?!?! That is MESSED UP!!!!” The guy just stands there with his arms folded over his big fat beer belly and gives me this stare, so I just walked away in a huff. Then, of course, I look back at the ponies and, of course, see some obnoxious little pigtailed piece-of-shit torturing the little darlings again! WHAT A MESSED-UP WORLD WE LIVE IN!!!!! The late George Carlin was right…everything EVERYTHING does seem to revolve around CHILDREN!!!
Serita on August 17th, 2008 10:34 pm

BTW, that little “Mrs. Doubtfire” kid was SOOOO ANNOYING!!!! But how about that little kid from “The Preacher’s Wife” who kept talking like he had a giant booger stuck up in his nose?!?!?! Or, how about the little shit from “The Shining”?!?!?!
Lois on August 22nd, 2008 8:17 am

The little shit from “Mrs. Doubtfire” was some actress named Mara Wilson, who also did alot of other crappy kids movies and she talked like she had crap in her mouth!
willow on August 22nd, 2008 9:51 am

OMG don’t forget that fat annoying little kid from “A League Of Our Own”. OMG I wanted to strangle him.

ugh! I hate to say this, but I despise children.
Especially when they’re like around 4 or 5 years old. My gosh, so freakin annoying. I work all fuckin day, and when I finally watch my show tonight, the last thing I want to hear is a whining 5 year old constantly calling his fuckin mother every 5 seconds, literally and running around the damn living room talking at the top of his fuckin lungs while I’m watching my show, Big Brother. What irks me even more is that I tell him to be quiet nice for the first few 500 times and then when I finally get fed up and tell him to shhhhhhhhhhhhh! and go to your room, his moms is getting at me for being rude? Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!! That child is rude and obnoxious with no courtesy of others and you’re telling me I’m rude? At least I didn’t tell him to shut the fuck up. The worse I’ve said was sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!. Good grief, I fuckin need my own place with peace and quiet. This is why I never want to have children. Why is it that some folks that want a whole bunch of kids are the people that do not know how to raise their kids? I never understood that. I feel I’m going crazy. this is just a constant thing. I can’t stand rude, disrespectful kids. And the thing is the mother doesn’t think he’s rude. She doesn’t see it. She told me!!!!! I can’t wait for him to leave on aug 31sth. Sadly, but truly.
Kophlina on August 23rd, 2008 11:19 am

I used to think kids were ok, even liked them at times…that all changed in 2004, when my husband (back then, my fiance) moved into a first-floor apartment, which was one of the biggest mistakes we made in our lives. About a month later, two grandparents moved in above us. Now, it would’ve been tolerable if it were just them, but…unfortunately, they used their one-bedroom apartment as a daycare center for their 5 to 6 grandchildren—all under 7 years old. Day after day, it was non-stop screaming, stomping, and running around, sometimes even at 3 a.m. The little shits even broke the screen door out on the balcony by ramming into it. How lovely. *rolls eyes*

But what really pissed me off beyond belief was their favorite game of throwing trash from their balcony into our yard. And I’m not talking about trash like pieces of paper, etc. Nope, these rotten devils were throwing anything they can get their hands on. That included toys, brooms, shoes, dirty diapers…My husband and I went up there multiple times to politely tell the grandparents to try to keep the kids under control. They were actually apologetic, but when we ran into the parents, all hell broke loose. They pretty much snapped at us, giving us the “Why don’t you pop out some kids of your own before you complain?” crap…which, by the way, is the most pathetic excuse that lazy, arrogant parents come up with. I don’t have to be a fuckin parent to know that it is the PARENTS’ responsibility to discipline their kids! Ha…so then, I wonder what they say to other parents who also complain?

Anyway, we went to the leasing office to complain as well. Despite sympathizing with us, the staff did nothing about it. They did eventually let us move to another unit and lowered the rent for the rest of our lease…but seriously, that crappy family of destruction should’ve been evicted.

Ever since that fiasco, I began to notice how truly obnoxious kids are–the way they scream like banshees, speak jibberish, and act self-righteous. So yeah, now I absolutely loathe the little vermins and their equally loathsome parents. The fact that we live in a kid-centric world makes my skin crawl. If they are our so-called future, then the future looks bleak…very bleak. One thing’s for sure: my husband and I are NOT having kids. Ever. People can tell me, “Oh, you’re still young, you’ll change your mind” all they want…not gonna happen. I’ve read about plenty of couples who have been childless by choice for over 30 years…and they still feel happy about their decision. I don’t see why my husband and I can’t be one of those couples.
danny on August 24th, 2008 3:14 am

Amen, im just 14, but by the way i was raised i think all the kids need to get there stupid little asses beaten, i started getting disciplined by my parents by age three,
in summary kids, need to be dictated to behave
stupi lil idiots i see a gay commercial about some dummass cereal, with there smug grins, they think there so special, well ill show them special, how bout i shove my foot up their ass lets see if they like it then
Ban Children From Starbucks on August 28th, 2008 12:34 am

Thank god that there are other people out there who share my hatred for children. God, these days women are just squeezing those little parasites out by the dozen. Hey, how about you stop by the orphanage on your way home from the hospital? The ones between 0-2 years old are innocent but damn that high pitched whine gets annoying as hell. 2-8 year olds smell like shit and urine and their mindless parents give them everything they want. 8-13 year olds act like they know everything and whine about things they don’t like, but at least they don’t smell like shit. But once they reach 14, they begin to mature and just fade into boring adults. Hopefully they become brave enough to discipline their children by the time they have them. Anti-abortion my ass. We have enough parasites roaming the world as it is. If not anti-abortion then just discipline your damn children you cowards!

Thank god that I was beaten by my father as a child. I became obedient and ended up much better than anyone else I know. I’m here with my Ph.D and all of those lazy dumbasses are on welfare and waste it on things they don’t need. My father taught me well and I learned my lessons. By 7 I was more mature than those adolescent scoundrels.
Having a child doesn’t make you special or strong. It makes you a senseless idiot for not doing something else. Millions of those things are born each day.

As for starbucks, that place is infested with those pests. Their parents are just sitting there like zombies, praying that their kids don’t act up and lash out at them. I could just crush one of those annoying rats with my size-12 boot!

We have to petition to make starbucks and other places for adults again. Or at least if you work there than do something about little diaper boy who won’t stop screaming.
one kid and mommie hater on September 2nd, 2008 10:56 pm

hi, guess what, my sister in law, (one of them (argggh!) is supposed to pop out another little crapper. She now has 4, I have to say I am happy to report her happy world is not so happy, because she is having to sell the house she and her offspring live in because reality is finally catching up to her that it;s expensive to keep pooping out kids and you cant afford the mini mansion and stay at home life anymore. Nothing pleases me more–i am smiling! Fucking biatch! I am pleased to report too– that I have made a stand, to my husband and politely told him how much busier I am lately and will not be attending all those stupid kid based family functions! And not one cent of our money will be spent on gifts for their multiples.
one kid and mommie hater on September 2nd, 2008 11:08 pm

I would definately join, an organization that supports adults rights, I wish someone would start that. Also, I have to say, I go to Curves, and will not be going for long, because I am sick to death of all the fat grannies and fat moms who stare at me, and ask, “how much more weight do you plan to lose?” When I am now delightfully thin! Thank you, thank you! I have lost over 30 pounds and look hot. Also, I avoid going to Curves in the morning because some mommies cant keep their kids in control and in the back room that is stocked with kid shit, so the little fuckers run around the work out stations and run their whiny mouths! Today is a good day fellow kid haters–those little fuckers have to go back to school! Ha ha little crotch nuggets! Hope the buses crash!
wyatt on September 4th, 2008 4:20 am

Y’know, I have never been in a relationship where i didn’t have to deal with OPK ( other prick’s kids). Nothing more emotionally demeaning than raising some step-monster who cannot appreciate what you tried to do for them while their real dad’s out partying, getting laid with hot women and saving a ton of money ( on more than your car insurance….) by dumping their accidental sperm donations on some other guy.
Luckily I got neutered at a EARLY age, realizing how much I detest curtain climbers and possession destroyers and never felt it necessary to inflict added injury to the world..
Someone needs to invent retroactive abortions…….
Ban Parent Parking on September 4th, 2008 6:00 am

Hello Fellow Ban Children From Starbucks!

Have you ever seen those annoying Mommy or Parent parking signs outside your local grocery store or mall? You know the ones with the stork or baby buggy on them right next to the handicapped parking spaces. I hate this ‘courtesy’ that the fucking marketing pigs provide for people who made a conscience decision to pop out a few dependants. Since when should a store cater to someone who made a DECISION to have kids? So if I made the decision to buy a great big SUV should I expect the store to create a special ‘Big Ass Truck’ space for me? The answer is NO!! Does having a kid with them at the grocery make them physically challenged? NO!! But it definitely makes them a pain in my ass.

These spaces among other things is creating an heir of entitlement in parents with annoying little poop machines.

Now that I think about it maybe it’s not the kids that I loath so much as it is the parents raising wussy little brats.

It’s the voice of collective groups of brat toting parents that get these things. But since most people without dependants have a real life we don’t take the time to express our opinion about such maters. So F*&$ the parent parking spots and censoring of coffee shops for kids.

So let’s all scream discrimination at them and get rid of this heir of entitlement!

Love this site by the way
ChildfreeHottie on September 4th, 2008 8:29 am

That chart is so accurate!
As for the idiots who seem to think you will lose your mind one day and want brats, WTF?
I guess it isnt comprehensable to breeders that some of us prefer to have a happy, productive,interesting life full of oportunities, love,adventure, and, if female, a healthy beautiful body and intact pelvic floor.(and if male, a wife/partner who has a healthy beautiful body and intact pelvic floor, not to mention time and energy for, well, better things than chasing after Snotleigh and Dumbford. )
jj dynamite on September 8th, 2008 12:56 pm

I personally find the pre-pubescent age group the worst of all. The 8 to 12 year olds. Well, I am a stepmom, and my husband’s children are 6 and 12. The 12 year old boy is a walking disaster. The 6 year old girl is very sweet, but still disturbs me. The boy is lazy and completely lacking in inner resources. In an attempt to knock him out of a zombie like state of video game stupidity, the father made him turn the tv off and go outside. The little waste of space was like a retarded blind rat. He actually staggered a bit as he walked outside…hands shielding his sensitive eyes from the radioactive sun like a blind rat. He then collapsed on a lawn chair and sat there for about a half hour slumped over in a useless and self-pitying state. Ahhh, the horrors of the outdoors. I’ve been with my husband and his children for two years, and recently I broke up with him due to my decidedly lacking maternal energy. Ahhhh…thank god.
Crystal on September 11th, 2008 12:26 am

I hate kids also…And for people to say “Someday you have to have kids” is MORONIC. NO ONE “HAS” to have kids. I am 100% pro abortion and if by some miracle my birth control methods fail, I would be knocking down the door of that clinic to get rid of the little bastard protruding himself in my body. I have asked the gyno if I can have my ovaries removed…unfortunately no. lol…and you can’t have your tubes tied until you have HAD a kid…doesn’t that defeat the purpose??? I HATE little children, they make me SICK. I am a waitress and when I see them eating and flinging crap all ove rmy floors and the parents laugh…and don’t bother to clean it up…then leave me a crappy ass tip I want to be like “YEAHHHHHHHH BECAUSE I GET PAID 3.18 AN HOUR TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DISGUSTING LITTLE MAGGOT!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!” When I hear about people that have like 5098230958 children…I want to punch them and stab them in their jugular. there are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too many kids in the world. STOP OVERPOPULATING THE PLANET!!! TALK ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!! I think we should be like China here in the good ol USA, Only a certain number of kids per family…or they kill em. Stop it..people seriously, you do not need 10 kids to feel “Fullfilled” gross…little kids make me vomit and I can’t even be in the same room as someone who is pregnant…that grosses me out as well.

I want to see the world and experience my OWN life…not just look after a little bastard that doesn’t appreciate any of the things I’m giving up for them. Sooo I will travel, see the world and when the world blows up from all these idiots these breeders are popping out…I will have lived a TRULY FULLFILLED LIFE!!!!!
one kid and mommie hater on September 11th, 2008 10:15 pm

I love this site. I have to tell my fellow kid free and proud supporters of that feeling to check out this website: i found it by doing a “I hate kids” search on yahoo. http://www.cafepress.com/simplehatred They have t-shirts and anything else that you can think of, to show your hatred. I love it. I must say though, i am afraid to put a “i hate kids” bumper sticker on my car because I am worried that one of those fucking mommies in minnivans will key my nice car.
I have to say “absolutely!” i totally agree with you ChildFreeHottie, on your point about having a beautiful body, with an intact pelvic floor! YOu know why the Depends and Poise (incontinence)pads commercials on T.V. all have women actors in them? Well I didn’t until recently–It’s because after you push out a kid, the strain of childbirth can ruin your bladders ability to hold urine! I couldn’t fucking believe it! So, after you wreck your body, and stretch your skin out, and your ribs spread,all to accomodate some eight pound offspring growing in your once tiny stomach–you might need poise pads! I never paid attention to those weird ads about incontinence on tv before, I was at a gyno appointment at a new place, a “center for women” which was okay, but I asked my Mom, why there is a office right next to the gyno office that the sign reads, “Center for Pelvic Floor Health”. She told me it’s because of the damage that childbirth can do to your bladder. I couldn’t fucking believe it! There is a whole office–not just the gyno office–but a whole office dedicated to pelvic floor health! Okay, yep, repulsive. Not to mention how my appointment was delayed because my gyno had to go ‘deliver a baby’, I was equally disgusted by the two women in the wainting room whose bodies were absolutely ’swollen looking,” I mean everywhere! Not just there stomachs, and they both looked like shit, one of them had the most horrible clothes on, dressed like a frickin circus tent! That is what she looked like! She even had some of those terrible fashion mistake plastic shoes on, you know those clogs that supposedly doctors wear! I couldn’t believe it, i was happily sitting there in my tiny sized designer!!!!!!!!! Just taking in all the negative things that go along with childbirth. Fucking gay! I am on the pill, and have been since I needed to be. I will stay on the pill, and have even also talked to my Doctor about sterilization. I may do that someday, or just keep eating those pills. Well, I cant stand kids and I am really happy to be fit again, and hot, it’s so nice to go in a store and try on anything i want and it more than not fits me! It’s a good feeling. I also really enjoy my pets and my freedom to just get up, get out the house, go anywhere, absolutely anywhere I want, and not have some little annoyance hanging off my shoulder, or have to find a sitter. What bullshit. Also, with the cost of childbirth, where I live on average, hospital delivery is around $6,000.00 can you believe that. Even with insurance they don’t usally cover that. I am happy with my body in good health, and money put into my retirement account or on me and not spent on diapers or baby shit! I am happy planning my and my husbands financially secure future, not on some kid.
Romeo on September 16th, 2008 3:42 am

I saw someone on here mention that annoying little pest from “The Preacher’s Wife” who totally crapped all over what is otherwise a fun and enjoyable movie! I would have loved to have seen more Whitney Houston (and heard her do more singing) than have to tolerate that annoying little pile of doggie crap with his nasily voice talking like a retard throughout the entire movie! I swear, everytime that little shit came on the screen and started talking, I just wanted to reach in the TV and grab him by the thoat and just rip his voice box out and punch his nose right off his ugly face!

As for the world revolving completely around children, yeah…it does! Not fair, but it does! Kids, namely the ones under 7, get all the privileges of the world and are the reason why we have so much debate over movies being too graphic!
Anti-Kid on September 17th, 2008 1:14 am

I have a problem with kids in my neighborhood that love to use my front lawn as their playground (I live on a corner lot so I have a pretty big lawn). I have to tell them at least twice a week to get the fuck off my property and play elsewhere. The neighborhood park is just a couple blocks away, but nooo, they just insist on playing right outside my window. I want to get a fence installed, but my homeowner association probably won’t allow it. Bah, those maggots would just climb over it anyway. Fuckin hellspawns, I just want to twist their little heads off and throw it to the dogs.
Romeo on September 17th, 2008 12:39 pm

Know what else I can’t stand?! All these places that destroy animals, like kill shelters, just to protect little children…when in reality the little pieces of crap are usually the ones initiating animal attacks by assaulting the poor animals! If I had to choose I would much rather watch some spoiled little snot-nosed brat getting beat up and tortured than some innocent, helpless animal, who is minding its own business, being put to sleep.
Serita on September 17th, 2008 12:49 pm

Talking about “annoying movie kids” anybody remember that whiney-voiced little pile of shit from “Child’s Play”? Y’all remember the little bowl-haired creep who wimpered throughout the first half of the movie about wanting a stupid doll named “Chucky-eeee”!!! Then the rest of the movie….”CHUCKY-EEEE’S GOING TO KIIIIILLLL MEEEEEEE!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!” And AND…the little pukeface from “Indian in the Cupboard” who looked like he was squeezed through a tight vagina and who still had his baby teeth and flared nostrils?!
Figgly on September 18th, 2008 7:11 am

Abort them all.
eyedeal on September 18th, 2008 11:49 pm

Wow, this website has really helped me feel better!! Parents generally suck even worse than their kids though. When did parents start thinking they weren’t doing their kid a favor by giving them appropriate, timely discipline?! “Time out” my ass! Wooden spoons work GREAT.
Serita on September 19th, 2008 9:17 pm

Well, after what happened to my best friend’s cat on account of some annoying little ass-burger….I don’t think I’ll be feeling any sympathy for the little pieces of shit anytime soon!
dara on September 22nd, 2008 10:21 pm

omigod that kid from child’s play and child’s play 2 was beyond annoying! as were that little girl from mrs. doubtfire and that kid from the preacher’s wife! but how about that kid with the frizzy pseudo-afro from 7th heaven who looked nothing like the rest of the family but who managed to steal every scene she was in?! or how about those annoying robo twins who needed to learn how to talk properly instead of always finishing each other’s sentences! maybe instead of berating her poor husband over everything he said, she should have berated those little turds for talking like space aliens!! as for serita i am so sorry to hear about your friends cat. if anything that little kid should have been put down not the cat! kids always get preferential treatment, especially when they’re little and i for one am sick to death of it!
Cindy on September 23rd, 2008 6:54 am

They destroy everything they touch. They shit, piss, drool, wipe boogers, cookies, candy and spill drinks on everything. They should be locked away until 16 or so, and then sent to boarding school. I rejoice when one is kidnapped and murdered.
Tom on September 23rd, 2008 6:56 am

I agree. Besides, if the parents were watching the little fuckers the way they are supposed to, they wouldn’t get kidnapped or murdered.
John on October 3rd, 2008 2:08 am

I work at a daycare centre so I get the full affect of these little shits. Now dont get me wrong some of the kids are great, and honestly people so long as the parents are raising them right little kids can be a lot of joy. But there are those who, of course, are complete misbehaved shits. One day one of the boys punched a girl in the face, HARD. Obviously I went over to him and questioned why he’d do that, giving him a chance to show remorse. Instead, he starts laughing and says it’s funny and proceeds to start punching me in the leg. Needless to say, I erupted. I firmly grabbed his arm and told him we were going to see Joanna (our boss), who the kids are deathly afraid of. Immediatley, he switches into SCREAM and WHINE and RESIST mode. With his free arm, he started punching me some more. So what do I do? I pick him up in a sort of ju zit zu hold and haul his dumb screaming ass to our boss. To my delight, my boss screams at him too. My boss even called the parents and told them they needed to straighten their kid up, because this shit has happened with him before. Oh man the joy!
yellk on October 7th, 2008 8:12 am

I depise teenagers, especially mine. I can understand how some send theirs away to boarding school. They are the most selfish, unpleasant things to be around. They can ruin your day in less than 30 seconds. When I look at young families now I cringe. I think of what they still have to go through. If I knew then what I know now I would never have had children. Imagine the freedom and independence you would have without having to take care of and worry about someone else. God I hate them, I think i have something wrong with me!
Vanessa on October 8th, 2008 10:29 pm

I for one would much rather be locked in a tiny room with a bunch of smartmouthed teenagers than get stuck ANYWHERE with a bunch of little preschoolers running around!

BTW I cannot stand that kid from “The Preacher’s Wife”. Love the movie and I love Denzel and Whitney….but that kid and his squeaky nasil voice just kept getting in the way! I swear, I watch that movie every Christmas for the past ten years and everytime that little jerk comes on the screen I just want to punch his lights out. He has to be the #1 most ANNOYING child actor in the history of child actors…believe me, there are ALOT of them! And that jerk from “Child’s Play” comes in a close second!
Josh on October 13th, 2008 1:36 am

That kid from Child’s Play was beyond annoying with that squeaky voice and the “I WANNA GOOD GUY DOLL!!!”, which ruined the entire movie for me. No wonder when they got to the third film they used an adult actor to play him!
Ken on October 14th, 2008 5:54 am

I can’t stand kids. I don’t like anyone who is loud and annoying in general but most kids are just little bastards. We have some little white trash pieces of shit living across the street from us and all they do all day is hang out on their porch and make noise. I remember when I was a kid. I was always out doing something; making tree forts, playing tag, climbing trees, catching snakes and looking at spiders and generally having a great time. These little scumbags do nothing all day long but argue with each other and act completely board out of their minds. Of course, their parents are quite scummy and disgustingly lazy, but I just can’t help but hate these nasty people. I just want them to go away and thus the noise.
Blondcutie72 on October 14th, 2008 6:12 am

I thought i was alone with hating kids! I am 36 years old and i already decided not to have any drooling shit machines! They are soooo annoying when they are between the ages of 1-7! I don’t mind the older kids but it is the cry babies under 8 years old that i can’t stand! There was this little brat that kept staring at me in one of the stores at the mall, i don’t mean to sound racist but she was black and i didn’t say anything but was thinking “what’s your problem bitch? never saw a white girl before?” I don’t care what race the kids are but she was sooo irritating staring at me! >:( Also there was another time some little kid probably around 2 was staring smiling at me when i was at Starbucks and it was annoying so i left. God kids are so annoying! I am never having kids, even when i get married, i am going to get my tubes tied.
step-mom on October 14th, 2008 10:53 pm

I always swore that I would never get married and never have children. Then I met my husband and blah blah blah. He has two daughters from his previous marriage and he has custody. I am stuck right now raising these demon seeds and I have to disagree with “children over 8 are ok” opinion. These kids are 11 and 9. They’re not the worst kids I’ve seen, not by far. But they’ve been living with their grandmother for the past four years and they are so spoiled. Whiny, dirty, and selfish. I try to relate because I remember when I was a kid I thought my mom’s world revolved around us so I try to cut them a little slack in the selfish department. But seriously, the whining, the need for affection etc. The 11-year-old seems to think she knows everything. Even when she asks me a question!! The answer I give is never good enough!! The 9-year-old thinks her father married me to be her live-in maid. I didn’t post to have a bitch-session about my own bratty little kids. I wanted to bring up the (somewhat) finer aspects of kids who are six and below. Those bastards are still learning or at least should be learning how to behave and how not to behave. But once they’re seven and older, their parents should have trained them properly on how to behave in public. I’m not saying that five-year-olds should be allowed to just run around crazy. Believe me, when I have a problem with some brat I go straight to his/her parents and tell them to handle their business. I would prefer to just give them a good swat on the ass but we’re not even allowed to do that anymore. Which I personally think is a big part of the problem with kids today. I can count on one hand how many times my brother and I got our butts whooped. And why is that? Because our mom raised us right. So as much as I honestly don’t like kids, I guess I hate their parents even more. They’re the ones raising future menaces to society. I am due to give birth to my first (and only) child in December, and I can promise anyone who reads this that my child will NOT be one of annoying temper-tantrum throwing bastards we all love to hate. A.D.D. my ass!!
one kid and mommie hater on October 15th, 2008 5:57 am

hi everyone, I am so happpy to say that my contract with Curves is coming to an end in December, I am FOR SURE giving my 30 day notice to NOT continue and I will be giving a full letter of why. I am going to join a very KID UNFRIENDLY place to work out. I completely fucking hate kids. Sooo annoying. I hate having to go to ANY store on a holiday or the weekend, because of all the kids just running the fuck around with no regard for manners or anyone else.
Chloe on October 16th, 2008 3:34 am

I’m sixteen, and when I look around me, I can’t believe the way the other teenagers act. My mother and father brought me up to use manners, open doors for people, and generally behave. They didn’t hit me, but I didn’t want to misbehave to find out if they would. I think overall I’m a pretty good teenager, but today, for example, I was coming out of the canteen held the door open for my friends.

All of a sudden from no-where comes about fifty other people, barging through, with not so much as a thank you. I’m not running a fucking door service here.

Children these days are not brought up in stable homes, and the have absolutely no discipline what so ever. They stand around on street corners, intimidating anyone who walks past, before buying cheep larger and pissing on somebody’s lawn at four in the morning.

After that, the drag their asses into school, to disrupt MY education.

Screw that, screw them and screw their shitty parents.
george layne on October 17th, 2008 9:09 pm

i agree i feel as though this entire planet revolves entirely around little children. because think about it almost every single law out there is made to protect kiddies every decision we make has to be in one way or another based on kids. i think it sucks because adults are often given the shaft but little children get everything they want. and they are really annoying with their high-pitch voices and the way they talk too much. and lets not forget how gross these little jerks are! they smell like a frightening combination of stale shit piss and rotten eggs and they got snot pouring out their noses all the time not to mention how gross they are when they eat. they have food all over their mouths often even coming out their mouths. i also hate that almost half the charities in the world are about children and people only seem concerned with curing children, feeding children, saving children but yet most of the people who continue to suffer and who are dying out there are adults. and how pathetic is it that even though animals are more pure and unconditional. (you cannot tell me little kiddies are not giving out huggies and kissies just so their gullable folks will buy them some expensive toy!)animals are unconditional and a million times more adorable and entertaining than kids. at least animals don’t talk in those squealy voices and feel the need to pause in all the wrong places and you don’t feel the need to vomit whenever they stare you right in the face because of food or snot dripping out everyplace. finally know what i really hate i hate it how everyone makes you out to be some sort of monster if you god forbid say you disklike kids or you don’t want kids. you don’t even say you “hate” kids all you have to say is “i’m not really crazy about kids” and suddenly you’re marked for life.
Zoe on October 18th, 2008 1:37 pm

Oh my god, I love you people. I, too, am a child-hater.

When I was 20, I had a job at a summer camp for genius kids ages 11-16. The kids lived in a dorm and I was their RA. I had previously been one of the “genius kids” and I got invited back to work there. You’d think that we’d be dealing with a decent crop of kids, right? WRONG! There were a few charming ones, I won’t lie. There were some that I genuinely liked (mostly those around 14). Some of the older boys though were just awful. They were rude, and always doing stupid shit that they thought was funny. There was one who would always put on lipstick and act like a girl because he was a big tough guy. There was a girl who was fat and awkward (I can’t say I liked her, but I felt for her) and big tough guy was always mean to her and other girls whom he felt didn’t meet his standards of beauty. What a prick this kid was. Well, anyway, a bunch of the boys got in trouble once and had to go to detention during their free time. Get this…they got to hang out in their rooms. I objected that it wasn’t a real punishment because they could find things to do, but I was overruled. The ringleader kid, though…it really was a punishment for him. Without his “audience,” he sat around crumpling paper and throwing the paper balls at the wall for an hour. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone so bored. What a moron.
Kids are overrated on October 19th, 2008 1:38 pm

Gotta love the idiots who assume that just because someone is a married female, she can hardly wait to start squirting out little maggots. And then they’re shocked when she tells them that she never wants to be a mother. “Why not???” they ask. Ummm…DUH! Kids are nothing but dumb, annoying pieces of shit and not everyone wants to spend at least nearly 2 decades of their lives being the hellspawns’ slave. Actually, why should those people even care whether someone wants to have kids or not? The human race isn’t going extinct any time soon, there’s really no need for every freaking human on this planet to breed! Seriously…kids are WAY overrated.
Lenny on October 24th, 2008 5:39 am

The same thing happens with us MALES too. Don’t be fooled.
We can go on and on on this one ;D on October 25th, 2008 6:38 am

Yeah seriously, my fiance’s sister has a daughter about 2 years old, who just bugs the hell out of me. Like for instance, I’ll be typing a paper for class and this little shithead would come by muttering who knows what and then starts throwing my stuff around, taking my electronics (these fucking generation of kids need to perish….), and the crying when I remove her from the room. I’m like WTF!?!? You little piece of shit don’t come in here and fuck with my things. And then comes her parents saying, “Oh look at what she did. Bad girl!” That’s fucking it. Discipline that little brat and make her have some fucking decency in life. I, for one too, was heavily disciplined when I was younger and didn’t have all these fancy shit these kids have nowadays. Fuck their stupid parents, raise your kid so they can fucking come out fine in society. Quit making my life shittier and have some common courtesy to not praise a evil piece of shit for every little thing they do. Raise your kids traditionally!
Also, “Kids aren’t our future”. They’re just going to fuck things up for their stupidity in this day and age.
Lenny on October 26th, 2008 9:03 pm

Dude…I hear ya!I am so sick and tired of every little thing on this earth revolving in one way or another around little kids. It’s like they get all the holidays, birthdays, special discounts…all the stuff that we never get…yet they behave like spoiled little shits.
Justine on October 28th, 2008 4:13 am

I remember watching that George Carlin special, like, ten or so years ago with some friends and when he started talking about children and how the world revolves around them we all stood up and clapped. As soon as he said, “FUCK the children!!!” my girls and I all stood up and applauded and screamed at the top of our lungs. Good for him, because someone needs to tell it like it is and stop thinking that we have to love, honor, worship and adore those little poopoo-pests! And when he said how kids are not pleasant looking and wreak of sour milk and urine, I laughed my ass off because it is so true! And what about when they eat and they get food and shit all over their mouths and they talk with their mouths full when you’re trying to eat? IT’S NOT CUTE!!!!! IT’S FUCKING GROOOOSSSS!!!!!! Kids in movies are also annoying as hell….especially when you’re watching this really great film and some little scenery-chewer is hogging all the screentime being all “cute” and “loveable” with their winey voices and their puppy dog eyes. Especially the kiddies in “Mrs. Doubtfire”, “The Preacher’s Wife”, “Child’s Play 1&2″ and “Ruthie” from “7th Heaven”. Too many others to think about right now, but like George Carlin (god bless his soul) says, “Children are OVERRATED!!!” AMEN TO THAT!!!
Jennifer on October 28th, 2008 10:32 am

Actually, I hate adults. They’re loud, obnoxious, self-righteous, often ugly, and they like to throw their (physical and psychological) weight around. Obnoxious kids have obnoxious (or careless, or exhausted) parents. But really, most kids are simply on their way to becoming like the rest of the population.
Justine on October 29th, 2008 7:37 pm

And let’s not forget to mention all those commercials you see on TV where some obnoxious little todler spills something all over the counter, or floor, and it looks so intentional. Yet, the mom just smiles at the kid with this, “Aw…it wasn’t your fault, you sweet little angel, you” and the kid puts the pout on and the mother cleans up the mess with one smooth swipe and the kid is embraced by the mother and is back to horsing around…maybe this time breaking things in the living room, or something.
wynn on October 29th, 2008 11:25 pm

i hate kids. i hate how the world centers around them. they’re so annoying and loud not to mention ugly and gross. they are even worse when they are really little. they get everything they want and everyone is so concerned with keeping them safe to the point of getting shows yanked off TV and the whole FCC drama getting out of hand. i cannot stand little kids. they’re piles of feces with flies hovering around.
John on November 5th, 2008 3:07 am

I just hate the little cry babies. Most of them aze no problem, but i really habe problems with the older children 8-12 that still cry there eyeballs out when they don’t get it there way. Thats just pathetic people. Either a kid has been spoiled, or overly abused. Restrain your children, its just getting pathetic people.
John on November 5th, 2008 3:09 am

Sorry for the typos in the last post, but seriously. (Are, and Hate)

But parents these days need to get real, especially the ones who were the same way when they were a child. They don’t need to raise kids to be just like them.
John` on November 12th, 2008 2:45 am

Another problem that i have with children is the one around ages 15-16 who think they are so much better than everyone else and that the world revolves around them.. i mean seriously.. grow up 16 year olds are almost adults..
kimu on November 15th, 2008 4:05 am

first off, young children for the most part are not being the way they are to annoy any of you! they are learning and developing! you ALL acted like that when you were under 7 as well. my brother lieks to pretend he was this perfect genius child when in fact he did things like stick his hand in an elevator, zipped himself into a suitcase, wacked himself in the head with a bigwheel, etc. all before he was 6 years old! some children are brats, but in genera they are not that way to piss any of you off. a child does not always have the ability to express anger or other emotions properly. so they act up. the proper thing for the parents to do is remove that child if they can from that situation until that child calms down.

i had an incident once at a restaurant i worked in with a family that had 2 small children (3 & 4). the parents were trying to get lunch into their kids before they went home for a nap. the little ones were very cranky, and then i messed up by not placing one child’s order into the register for the cooks to make. understandly being very tired and hungry would make two toddlers very upset! that was my fault! i didn’t bitch at the parents or to others about their “bratty” kids.

i do get annoyed at the movies sometimes when i know they children there shouldn’t be in that movie. taking a 5 year old to see saw for example is just wrong, but i blame the parents or caregiver for doing that instead of getting a babysitter. but i somewhat tolerate children being excited at say a disney movie like cars. the movie is for them. if i want to see that movie without kids i go when i know there won’t be any there like 1 pm or 9 pm.

i don’t think all children are great but i don’t think they are the worst things on earth. there are plenty of adults out there that get my vote for that!

i hope every last one of you has been sterilized.
wynn on November 15th, 2008 11:19 pm

gimme a break!
domina on November 17th, 2008 4:33 pm

It’s about time the non-kid-friendly crowd has stepped out of the dungeon. I’ve been a baby hater, then kid hater even way back when I was a kid. I hate the noise they make, the disruption they bring about wherever they go. The equation is simply this: KIDS = trouble.
There should be 2 planetary bodies or divide the world in 2 parts. One has kids and the other doesn’t. Ship all the megalomaniacs and their vermin together. Parents want to live forever by having kids so they breed like animals (as if we didn’t have enough people on this planet). Parents or wanna-be’s should bend down and KISS OUR FEET for hating kids because WITHOUT PEOPLE LIKE US, there would be MORE COMPETITION FOR EVERYTHING FOR THEIR MONSTERS! Have these idiot adults ever considered that FACT? OF COURSE NOT!

PROUD KID HATER
Ben on November 21st, 2008 6:22 am

Im 17 and my sister, whos 20, had a kid back when she was my age, and she still lives with my family and me…and omg it has gotten to the point where i want to move out the day i turn 18…everything revolves around this shitwad…this babys room is RIGHT next to mine, and i have to wake up at 6 am for school, and almost every night she wakes up SCREAMING and whaling…waking me up…and i end up in the basement, trying to sleep. Sometimes I will get pissed and be like, “GOD!” and i get yelled at…its bullshit.

and one time we took this precious thing out with us to dinner at red lobster, and she kept messing with the silverware and throwing little hissy fits if we took the silverware away. She also knocked over my coke onto my lap, and the cherry on top…She started SCREAMING for no reason…and everyone just stared at us…finally my dumbass sister took her outside…but i feel what those staring people felt…the remorse for the little shit.
Stupid two legged rats on November 23rd, 2008 3:15 am

Today, I was at a fundraising event and there was this kid who lost her balloon and started crying. All right, fine. I probably would have cried too if I lost something dear to me. Unfortunately, this wasn’t the only case of a two-legged-rat (kids) run loose. There was this 5ish boy who grabbed a chair and started swinging it around…… Of course, the task being too much for him, he somehow tripped and fell on his face. I had to suppress a smile. The mother/father, in the meantime, did not absolutely nothing to stop their child before this but instead just stood there and reasoned with their little shit to “put it down”. So, the kid started crying and started saying how he hated everybody (some of the volunteers at the event were rather shocked). Honestly, I could care less. But what annoyed me was this whinetrap somehow ended up beside me in the line-up to the cash counter (two lines) and started crying and spitting and farting through his mouth and got his vile snot all over me. God, I fucking hate that. At that moment, I just wanted to launch his head into outer space.
Big Bad Jon on November 24th, 2008 4:22 am

I concur wholeheartedly with all the paedoPHOBES on this forum, for one reason in particular: I teach English in a private school. Fortunately I have some adult classes, all of which are bliss. Unfortunately I have too many children’s classes (aged 8-10) and they are the most stubborn, spoilt, objectionable little devils ever to disgrace the earth with their presence.

Mind you, outside school I know some “adults” who behave like children sometimes – and arrogant feminists should take heed, because the vast majority of these overgrown infants are WOMEN, three of whom have cheated on me. Crying on the slightest provocation, deliberately trying to cause trouble needlessly, wasting money on clothes they only wear once, laughing at us men and then sulking when we retalliate. Is this mature behaviour? I don’t think so. Grow up, big girls (and boys for that matter).

Anyway, I’m digressing. Basically it’s high time that corporal punishment was reinstated in schools all over the world. Children should be made to realise that they are nothing but overpriced, overly expectant, overly demanding nuisances who all deserve lining up against a wall and machine gunning! Adults are older, wiser, more intelligent, more experienced – in a word, SUPERIOR. Once children were seen, but not heard. Now, they are all you see and hear! Well, if I had my way, they would neither be seen or heard!

IT’S TIME TO LEAD AN ADULT REVOLUTION – WREAK REVENGE ON THE ODIOUS, LOUD MOUTHED YOUNG DEMONS FROM HELL!!! DISMEMBER THEM!!! DISEMBOWEL THEM! EXCORIATE THEM!!! EXTERMINATE THEM!!! OH YES INDEED, I ABHORR CHILDREN JUST LIKE I ABHORR THE DEVIL – AFTER ALL, HE CREATED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

GREETINGS FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM – ONCE THE LAND OF GOOD MANNERS, NOW A CAPITALIST, POLITICALLY CORRECT POLICE STATE WHERE SPOILT YOUTHS RULE AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN ROT IN HELL.
isis on November 27th, 2008 5:01 am

I hate my boyfriends kids they are so fucking ugly. He has a couple none of them are cute but yet. I have a son who is smater and cuter then all of his kids. His girls looks like bald headed girls and his boy sounds like a fucking hoe-mo. His baby’s mothers look like a african animal (well thats actually a comment for her). I always say to him i cant believe you were with them you might as well be gay because they look like boys….. Are you gay?

I hate my boyfriends ugly fucking kids. If I have kids by him I hope they dont look as ugly as his kids or his mom and sister.
domina on November 28th, 2008 3:44 am

To Big Bad Jon: Greetings from Domina. I knew U.K. would ESPECIALLY understand. YES, YES, YES!!! I agree with you wholeheartedly: PUNISHMENT FOR THE OBNOXIOUS KIDDIES IN THE SCHOOLS; IN THEIR HOMES; AND EVERY OTHER PUBLIC PLACE!

All we non-breeders who have chosen to avoid producing biped mini-monsters in this world SHOULDN’T BE IMPOSED UPON BY THE DECISIONS THAT BREEDERS MAKE. At restaurants, we shouldn’t be rudly interrupted by wandering human rats scrounging around at other diners’ tables for table-scraps (but mostly for attention). I threw a fork once at one of them because it refused to go back to its “mommy”. Just stood there staring at my side. When I politely asked its breeder slave to come and collect the rat, she ignored me: so I threw the fork at it! Now, that got EVERYBODY’S ATTENTION. Quickly the hostess arrived on the scene to resolve the problem of the wandering brat.

In stores and entertainment venues, WE shouldn’t have to tolerate the Screaming & Shrieking that blurts out of their filthly little mouths.

One day in a department store, I yelled out loud what everybody else wanted to shout out but didn’t have the nerve to do it, “HEY!BE QUIET!!”

I WANT AN ADULT REVOLUTION: NO CHILDREN PERMITTED SIGNS POSTED IN AS MANY PLACES AS WE CAN GET THEM.
domina on November 28th, 2008 4:01 am

To Ben: Get out of there before that little howling freak breaks your nerves! I suggest billing your sister for a pair of BOSE headphones. They’re pricey but worth it as a SILENCER/ blocking out sounds you don’t want filtering into your head. Make HER pay for these headphones. She needs to learn that bringing a brat into this world has its consequences. Now’s a good time to set her straight.
domina on November 28th, 2008 4:12 am

Kimu you need to wake up to reality and not what you read in the books or suck in for gospel from the media pop psychologist at large. Kids in THIS millenium are NOT the little “innocents” you have managed to convince yourself of; they are very good at manipulation at a very early age. I’ve witnessed these little rats/ farts do some pretty well-timed mean things and this behavior shows some kind of pre-cognition on a socially deviant scale.
Social deviants–that’s what they’re developing into because our SOCIETY is allowing this to happen.
Lenny on November 29th, 2008 9:13 pm

This may seem a bit odd that I’m even talking about this. But when I heard that young man was trampled to death at that Wal-Mart, I got really pissed off, but it also made me think of all these winey little brats who keep begging their mom and dad for a that stupid Nintendo “wii”-Guitar Hero-Rock Star-Leap Frog CRAP so these parents don’t want to anger their little “angels” and wind up killing some innocent guy who’s doing his job AND a pregnant woman just to get to the sales so their little “angels” will be happy!! Apparently, the little pieces-of-shit could care less about the economy as long as they get their precious expensive toys!! I was NEVER this bad when I was little. Just give me a few stuffed animals here and there, I’ll be fine. JEEEZZZ!!!! It’s another sad example of just how this sad, pathetic world we live in continues to endlessly circle around little children!!
Child Hater on November 30th, 2008 6:20 pm

I fuckin hate the little brats! I work in a hotel and can’t stand it when they show up. They climb all over the god-damn place, yell, scream, throw fits, grab the hotel room keys out of my hand AS I’M TRYING TO HAND IT TO THE CLUELESS PARENT, and what’s worse? The parents are just as stupid as they are! I hate em, filthy nasty things! Children should be outlawed. You know if we spent as much time rallying for things that would do this country some good rather then worrying about stupid stuff like gay marriages, we’d be a whole lot better off! What about the Wal-mart employee killed on Black Friday 2008 by all those niggers? What are we going to do about that? That is our future generation coming and they’ll be worse! Beat your kids, lock em up, and don’t let them go out in public to annoy the rest of us!
Child Hater on November 30th, 2008 6:22 pm

Right! Also, the filth that killed the Wal-mart employee are going in to get the brats the “new” shit and they’ll have it destroyed before January, because they take after their parents. I mean after all, these are parents of the year taking THE FUCKING DOOR OFF THE HINGES TO GET IN BEFORE THE GOD-DAMN STORE WAS EVEN OPEN! I hate children, and I hate “niggers” (not black people) but niggers!
fharkas on December 2nd, 2008 2:27 pm

Post 86 on the “I hate little kids” forum. I’m not a big fan of little kids but what I really can’t stand are you celf-centered egotistical preadolescent scum with your skateboarding and the fact that everyone seems to love you more.
Fharkas asshit on December 2nd, 2008 2:29 pm

I never really cared too much for young kids but I really hate preadolescence and teenagers. They’re so egotistical. Women love them and the world revolves around their “needs”. They suck in so many ways when you realize it because good people like me are always the victim of their arrogance. Why don’t you go drown in some blue hair dye.
Fharkas asshit on December 2nd, 2008 2:31 pm

What you mall preads and teens really need is to choke on your thick blonde highlights. You don’t deserve half of what you’re life gives you. WE have to take a backseat to you while you laugh at the meek and wise like us.
MLG on January 2nd, 2009 6:13 am

Wow, I haven’t posted here since like August. Anyway, I’m 16 and a Junior in high school. I recently had a starring role in a local stage production. I was playing Ebenezer Scrooge in “A Christmas Carol.” I had to work with kids as young as nine about. These kids were really polite and mature. Great actors and great people. I had a great time. Anyway, what I’m bitching about was that there was this person that was at two shows, and she had a baby. She was in the back of the theatre. During both shows she as at, the damn baby kept crying and the whole theatre could hear him. It was so annoying. Of course, I couldn’t say it when I was onstage, but I really wanted to tell her to take her kid outside of the theatre. Why can’t peolpe just have the common decency to do that?
NobodyUKnow on January 6th, 2009 11:07 pm

Wow! I thought I was the only one. I could go on for days about my own particular gripes regarding the current crop of Yuppie/GenX larvae, but I’ll stick to just one for the moment. Why should insurance pay for pregnancy/baby delivery? Isn’t getting pregnant a choice? It’s neither illness, injury, or defect? Maybe a few people would think twice if they actually had to foot the bill, instead of handing the check to all of us….
Sarah on January 9th, 2009 3:38 am

I belong here. You people, are my type of people.
Cookie on January 10th, 2009 6:02 am

I hate how everything in the world has to somehow revolve around children. Who cares if there aren’t any shows on TV that the kiddies can enjoy at around 8:00 at night? They have more than enough cartoons and kiddie crap in the morning?
MissCreant on January 11th, 2009 2:27 pm

I was feeling in a particularly hating-children mood as my fiancee all of the sudden decides to tell me that NOW he thinks he defintely wants a kid with me (he already has one old from a prev. GF!). Excuse me? How many years now has he known that i dont’ want one and don’t particularly love them?
I can’t stand the small ones that run into your legs and make you trip on them in the malls and establishments that you go into. why can’t these parents put a leash, literally, on their brats? why are they lolling about on the dirty floor, screeching at the top of their lungs, and still getting everything they want? my future stepdaughter is a nice enough kid i suppose, but she is SO spoiled, everywhere she goes, i want this i want this. does anyone say no to these kids anymore? I am glad to see that i am not alone when i look at a kid and DON’T get that warm & fuzzy feeling that i’m SUPPOSED to have, because i’m female. I work too hard to get what i want in life…i’m not going to give it up for years of stress and induced-poverty so the cycle and eventually continue with my own offspring. BTW Sandals resorts sound like heaven b/c they don’t allow kids…. ahhh now if only more places had that rule!
Renee on January 18th, 2009 10:13 am

Maggots!!! thats what I call them. I HATE the fucking things (it’s even hard to say the words children or kids) I am married and 37yrs old and My husband and I Would never ever have the things. All they do is deprive you old a good life by draining your money and thats just the start! Here In Australia the government gives you $5000.00 to have one! This is a true fact “BABY BONUS” is the correct name, Because the population is so low and at Christmas time you get another $1000.00 (to buy the fuckers toys and crap, oh thats for each kid). I choose to have animals but I dont put my hand out and ask for free money. Not that I would recerive any. Perfect example- At the doctors the other day I was waiting in the waiting room with a massive headache and this peice of shit was on the floor playing and being a retard like all of the them, not once did that dumb bitch of a mother tell it to shut the fuck up. BUT TOTALLY different story if that fucker had a headache and I brought in my dogs and let them bark and bark and bark and shit on the floor and so on (not that they would because they have better manners than that, but if they did I would have the POLICE there in a split second and most likely have my dogs distroyed for “distrubing the fucking peice” what about Our peice as adults. So anyway all the 15yr old single girls are having the “things” for the cash and then receive welfare payments $800.00 every 2 weeks. What pisses me off is not only do I hate the fucking peices of shit it’s that my husband and I have to work and pay tax which is were the money comes from tax payers to support the CU_NTS!!! You guys should try living here??? You would go CRAZY. I so wish I lived in America were if you have them YOU SUPPORT THEM.
Tracie Hosley on January 19th, 2009 3:39 am

I can’t fucking stand kids. If I see a kid in a restaurant, I refused to be seated by them or request to move. And I’m not shy about it either. No, I’m not this black girl raised in Detroit by abusive parents; as a matter of fact, my father was a drunk and never touched me. he was just drunk thats all! But I still hate fucking kids. Had my tubes tied at 26 yrs old and never regretted that important decision.

I can’t stand being around people with kids. They all think that those fucking kids of theirs are so goddamn special.
BusukButYummy on January 21st, 2009 12:55 am

100 years ago, when i was a kid, i played with rubber bands and bottle caps. I took the fucking bus to KL which costs 50 sen. A RM2.00 comic was bloody xpensive. Now, look at what kids go through. PS3 – bloody RM1,500. Feeder bus + LRT to KL – RM4.00. Comic (Graphic Novel) – RM70.00.
WTFFF? – What The Flying Funkau Fuck?

Kids – think hard if you want to have em. And not just have them cause you were hard.
Mistress Mary, quite contrary on January 21st, 2009 12:54 pm

Ugh, how I despise children! Why is it that everyone I meet seems to love children? If I tell them I hate those filthy pieces of shit, they’ll think I’m bonkers or call me worse names. They are obnoxious, loud, stinky and vomit on themselves. I remember when I was a child, I had slid down one of those tube slides in the park that kids seem to love so much and to my horror, a couple of little evil brats had smeared their defecation inside the slide! By the time I popped out I was covered in brown goo while they stood there and laughed at my misery. Stupid maggots; all children are maggots that never go away. They’re here and there, everywhere; I say get your tubes tied, keep on hating kids and live single/free forever.
Cookie on January 22nd, 2009 4:42 am

MistressMary, you are SO not alone!! Everytime I even say to someone, “I’m not too crazy about little kids”, they all start with this “How could you hate such precious little kids?!” crapola!! I mean……what is so damn special about little kids that makes people want to condemn you for even disliking them slightly?! I do feel that the world circles around the little poop-maggots, because when you think about it, all anyone seems to care about anymore is LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
Mimi on January 22nd, 2009 2:12 pm

I’ve never liked children with only one or two exceptions (and they were more like mini-adults) but after my nephew was born I started to hate them because almost every child behaves like him nowadays.
My brother had a son, then after 2 years he got divorced and moved away but as not to cut the “bonds” with the kid he arranged for him to visit his grandmother and aunt’s house every weekend (my house) while my brother visits like twice every year. It’s horrible, my room is the biggest one, I thought that was really nice until 4 years ago they put his bed in my room even if he just could stay in the guest’s room and he made his mission to break, stain or damage my things to the point I just had to put it all out of his reach!!
Now mostly on Sunday mornings I usually wake up to some complain, stupid question or high pitched scream because the kid has no consideration for anyone, his mother spoils him so much than whenever I scold him with good reason or try to explain and teach him some manners he will just get away, or won’t even listen, and when he doesn’t want to go home he will cry and scream and use his CELLPHONE (please, a 6 years old with a cellphone is just preposterous) to call his mom and complain…
Lately I have tried to ignore him (since I’m not allowed to spank the poor little thing) but then he just goes and follow my mom all the time getting in her way because he can’t do or find anything without someones help even if it’s in front of him.
If the parents are not going to take responsibility for their children behavior and education then don’t have them, nobody likes ape-like children around.
Luke on January 22nd, 2009 7:25 pm

Thanks god I have something to show my girlfriend that children SUCK! She swears to god, as do the rest of her family, that her little cousin is a sweet little angel. Well I have met this kid once, and only once. I can say thank god she isn’t loud, yet. But, she did have a distinctly discolored face, from what I dont know, and I imagine there was some stickiness to go along with that. Here’s what got me though, I’m trying to get inside and piss but oh no…the little SHIT has control of the door and its at central attention. Here I am standing at the door needing to piss and shes on the other side smiling through the glass like a god damn moron holding it shut. I REALLY REALLY wanted to just swing the door open full force and watch the little fuck go sliding down the hardwood floor and into something harder than her skull.
Sara on January 23rd, 2009 7:51 am

I truly despise all little screaming hunks of protoplasm, along with their shit-for-brains parents! I had my tubes tied at age 23, and I waited wa-a-a-ay too long!
Sara on January 23rd, 2009 8:01 am

The MORE abortions there are,
The FEWER children there’ll be.

The FEWER children there are,
The FEWER I’ll have to see.
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Spare the World the
Visual Pollution,
Otherwise known as
CHILDREN…
a/k/a Crotch Droppings
a/k/a Fuck Trophies
Big Bad Jon on January 24th, 2009 11:42 pm

To Domina – I’m terribly sorry that I took so long to reply to your post. I didn’t expect anyone to respond to my post directly so I haven’t looked at this site for ages.

Still, I’m glad to see that you – and many others – concur with my views. Oh yes, the UK understands, though the authorities clearly don’t care. You have my eternal respect – AND ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS REALLY HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD (PITY WE CAN’T DO THE SAME TO ALL THE CHILDREN): NOONE SHOULD EVER BE FORCED TO PRODUCE BIPED MINI-MONSTERS AGAINST THEIR WILL.

I’ll tell you something else – you’re very courageous. Did you really throw a fork at this brat and get away with it? MAGNIFICENT!!!

JOIN THE ADULT REVOLUTION – REBEL AGAINST THE PUTRESCENT CHILDREN, SPAWN OF SATAN!!!
Carol on January 25th, 2009 2:51 am

I call them “little life sucks” myself, but the new term I learned here, “crotch nuggets,” is now my new favorite.

I hate Disneyland, the crappiest place on earth. Irritating brats everywhere. Vegas is our vacation destination and it is back to being an adult playground again. For a while in the 90s they were trying to make it “family friendly” and some of the casinos built amusement parks, but it failed miserably. Like many of you have said, there is too damn much kid crap and accomodations made for the dirty little fucks.

I live in California and 50% or our state budget goes to schools, which is digusting and means 50% of my taxes got there. When I think how great everything could be if that money went to worthwhile stuff it pisses me off to no end.

I do comment about misbehaving little monsters in public and don’t give a rat’s ass about what people think. I believe if more of us started speaking out, other would join us and we could do some good.

Oh, yea, and I hate baby showers too. I work in a large, predomitaly female office and some loser or another gets knocked up every month or two. And of course, there is the required shower and I never go to any of them. It is just extortion. The worst was a couple months ago they did a grandmother shower, WTF!!!!!
Matt on January 27th, 2009 9:49 pm

Children are our future didn’t you know? The only future I see is sex in public and over-population which will lead to more disease, total destruction of the planet’s ecosystems and then bye bye earth. Yeah children are our future all right.
monika on January 29th, 2009 8:31 am

I hate children too. I thought I was a freak of nature, but apparently I am in good company here! This post is so refreshing, a breath of clean air in my crappy day filled with the face of my fat and unkempt sister in law, that keeps repeating (to herself maybe) how happy she is (right, cause when you are happy you sure stuff your face with comfort food till you weigh 350 lbs…)with her 4 kids, and how smart and funny they are. The truth is that it is the parents that make us hate the children. If it was not for their mother, I probably would not care much about those four brats. But after hearing about them soooo much, all the time, I hate their guts. They are: 1)annoying in any possible way 2) noisy 3) self centered and sefish 4) boring 5) they smell and often get really dirty.
I hate children because I remember that when I was a child, the world WAS indeed all about me.
Two Crabs on February 10th, 2009 8:15 pm

This is the funniest fucking post I’ve read in a long time! Thanks for the laughs!
Farkel on February 15th, 2009 12:20 am

Finally. A forum for people just like myself!

I am 29 years old, happily married for over a year now to a wonderful man. We have a modest and clean home, a stable income, and college degrees, and neither of us want kids. We enjoy our freedom to come and go as we please, to watch whatever we want on TV, to travel in peace, to save money, and to not have to worry about the government to take care of our family. This is something that my husband and I knew about ourselves LONG before we met, so much to the point that my husband visited his urologist’s office last year to inquire about a vasectomy…

…only to be hit with a barrage of questions about our decision to have a DINK household, what kind of income we had, our mental stability, what kind of person I was – if I had stable income, if I was on welfare, etc.! I was thoroughly insulted! We just do not want any little fuckers running around and disrupting lives that my husband and worked for over two decades to create. But that makes us bad and selfish people.

Yet, this crazy Angelina Jolie-wannabe (without Angelina Jolie income or a partner or a home of her own) in California has six kids, gets her uterus pumped with 8 more that she would eventually squirt out and whom the innocent taxpayers’ money would take care of. But no doctor questioned this beforehand.

Something is seriously wrong here.

I am a nice and normally happy person who right now is very, very angry and insulted. I am a good person who worked her entire life to get to where I am, and I am so fed up with these baby-making machines disrupting the lives of those like myself because of a decision THEY made! And twice this week, this has affected me as I was trying to get work early in the morning on public transportation. One day, our trains are badly held up by some kind of transformer problem, and one finally comes along, but it’s crowded as all get-out so anyone wishing to get in will have to deal with being cramped in like a sardine. Fine. I’m used to it. So I attempt to get on… only to be stopped short by a mom in the doorway with a BABY COACH the size of an SUV containing a leaky, tear-strewn, boogie-smeared brat. A baby coach that took up enough room to stand not one but TWO adults trying to get to work! I looked at this broad (who didn’t seem to care) and said, “Are you fucking KIDDING me?” So I had no choice but to wait for the next train, which made me late to work, thereby besmirching my impeccable punctuality record.

A couple of mornings later, I am on a trolley (I have to take two forms of transportation to get to work in the heart of a very large city), and here comes this welfare mom (you all know the type – with the perfectly flat ironed bleached hair, Ugg boots, and manicured talons but can’t afford to take care of the results of carelessness or failed contraception) with not one but TWO squirming, screeching, boogie-dripping (WHAT is with kids with the snots?! EW!) toddlers. She tells them, “Let’s go to the back” but with absolutely NO conviction at all whatsoever, so she and the boys are in the front – where moms and babies and coaches DO NOT BELONG! She folds up the coach (at least she has the decency to do that)… and sticks the thing under the armpit of a young woman clearly headed to a long day at work or the university (or BOTH!). Had that been me, the thing would have shoved up this breeder’s ass. The the younger of the two toddlers (in the breeder’s lap) starts screaming and whining and fussing. The whole damn ride, she does NOTHING to get him stop (and really, I willing to turn my iPod up so far without blowing out my eardrums) until toward the end, when she finally decides to try to pacify the little butt nugget by giving him…

wait for it…

Pepsi. PEPSI! Jesus effing blessings, the kid is fussy enough with his magnified eyes, hair standing on, and a complete inability to stay the fuck still, yet this assclown is going to give him Pepsi.

Seriously. What the hell, son?
TC on February 16th, 2009 10:38 am

ABSOLUTELY, Kids are fucking shits, I hate them and their dammed parents.

Even little freaking babies, Im sorry but I do not find Babies cute in the slightest. THEY are ugly balls of fat and snot :/ I hope to god I never have kids.
Joe on February 28th, 2009 12:58 pm

What about teenagers? They are so selfish and rotten, yet the world revolves around them!
Joe on February 28th, 2009 12:58 pm

What about teenagers? They are so selfish and rotten, yet the world revolves around them!
Joe on February 28th, 2009 12:58 pm

What about teenagers? They are so selfish and rotten, yet the world revolves around them!
Cookie on March 5th, 2009 2:26 am

Bottom line…children are overrated!
one kid and mommie hater on March 11th, 2009 12:02 am

Hi fellow kid haters. I am happy to read all the posts! I too agree that it’s a shame that we cannot comfortably voice our opinions about ‘not’ wanting children without being criticized. I think it’s disgusting that what I have experienced in society and through family/friends/people is that the general belief is that ‘once you get married you should WANT to have kids’ or ‘you should WANT to get married’ What the fuck for? Why is it so offensive to other people that have children that I just don’t want any fucking kids! The only reason I wanted to get married in the first place is for love and a committed relationship! Not to procreate! Life itself is expensive enough without children!
Take care fellow happy kid haters.
Lenny on March 12th, 2009 10:24 pm

To the above fellow child-hater, welcome and AMEN!!! And I can tell you that women aren’t the only ones who get pressured into getting married and starting a family. I’m a man and when I told people I want to live in the city all they can say is, “But then you won’t be able to have any kids.” Not, “Wow! That’s great!”, or “Good for you!”….”You won’t be able to have kids!” ARGH!!! I COULD GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT FUCKING LITTLE KIDS!!!!! And don’t even get me started about the whole marriage bullshit! I just get so sick and tired of every little thing in the world…every little decision we make has to be somewhat based on little kids! So what if I don’t want to be endlessly surrounded by a bunch of smelly, booger-eating rugrats?!?!?!?! WHY SHOULD IT EVEN BE A FUCKING ISSUE FOR?!?!?!?! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS?!?!?!?!
averey on April 8th, 2009 4:31 am

i hate children too! but i really hate how the entire world just seems to circulate around them! for example all these anti-smoking ads and how they are brainwashing people to quit smoking “for the children”! okay, so in order for me to chill out after a hectic day i have to enroll in pilates classes, or stretch out on a yoga mat just to appease these little asses?! as far as i’m concerned i would much rather just blow a huuuuge puff of smoke right into some little brat’s face! it’s like we have to do every little thing just for the kiddies!
nonya on April 17th, 2009 3:01 pm

I abhor kids and anyone who has them. I never wanted to marry anyone with kids of any fucking age. I don’t care if that kid is 40 and lives in Mussel Shell, MT, I don’t want to be fucking bothered.
nonya on May 12th, 2009 11:26 am

Everyone who is having kids today are morons; these people can’t afford them and have no fucking clue how to raise them. I can’t stand all of these stupid single mothers who wonder why they can’t get a man. BECAUSE no one today wants to be bothered with a bunch of fucking kids that these women knew the father for a few minutes. Women are just having babies by anyone and everyone. They are so fucking stupid.
Joe on May 13th, 2009 1:22 pm

There is this one kid that i know, he is retarded, and his voice is so high pitched i tell him to SHUT THE #*)# UP YOU BASTARD! YOU HAVE NO FUTURE, SO SHUT UP! i hate kids.
Joe on May 13th, 2009 1:22 pm

There is this one kid that i know, he is retarded, and his voice is so high pitched i tell him to SHUT THE #*)# UP YOU BASTARD! YOU HAVE NO FUTURE, SO SHUT UP! i hate kids.
Joe on May 31st, 2009 4:55 am

sry my comments keep getting posted 3 times per comment.
bryan on June 21st, 2009 12:27 am

has anyone ever seen that horrendous animated program on pbs called “caillou”? if you haven’t then i don’t recomment it by any means. but if you have, you have my deepest sympathy. i’m forced to watch it every single day because i have to babysit my younger brother and he swears bu this show. i’ve been stuck watching it against my will for three years now since my brother started preschool and because he’s obsessed with it and both my parents work everyday i get stuck watching him and his little buddies. so there i am wasting valuable time watching this stink of a show with a bunch of loud and obnoxious 4-year-olds who insist on screaming at the top of their lungs along with the theme song, which i now have stuck in my head against my will. but this show bites and the way this pesky little bald brat wine to his parents everytime he wants something and he gets it because he flahses the puppy dog eyes. anyway, here’s another way kids run the world and we older people suffer for it.
Joe on June 23rd, 2009 12:06 pm

hey bryan, i feel for you man, dont watch that show, just because you are babysitting him doesnt mean you have to watch TV with him.
Joe on June 23rd, 2009 12:06 pm

hey bryan, dont watch that show, just because you are babysitting him doesnt mean you have to watch TV with him.
S.W. on June 27th, 2009 9:30 am

I can’t stand the little fuckers myself! I deal with the little bitches all day long at work at a hotel! They run all over the god-damn place and treat me, the adult, as if I were a child. They look down on me like they’re fucking loved or something! I want to kick them so hard in there oversized watermelon heads that they just go flying off! I can’t stand their fucking whiny voices, their running around, and their mere presence! Anyone who has them should have their fucking pussies cut out!
S.W. on June 27th, 2009 9:30 am

MORE FUCKING BRATS! GOD DAMN DO THEY EVER GO HOME!?
Fat Moo and Kids Hater! on June 30th, 2009 3:43 am

People should not excuse themselves for hating children at all. People hate my pets, my hobbies and my way of life all the time and never question themselves whether their reactions are morally acceptable or hurtful. Why should WE worry what other people think about US? I hate children AND fat moos, by the way. Deal with it.

I have hated children ALL of my life. And even though I’m in my late twenties now, I feel like I’ve barely started to live, HAH! Even if I wasn’t repulsed by babies, motherhood and everything that comes with it- I would NEVER give everything up just because my ovaries had a spasm the other day.

I don’t believe in this magical ‘biological clock thicking’ BULLSHIT. I’m so sick of listening to mombies (= zombies + mommies) trying to corrupt other young women with their lies while I’m at the hair dressers, trying to relax. Shut up, bitches! Nobody cares about your cute pudgy little baby’s diaper rash, nobody cares if Aron can say ‘mommy’ yet- nobody cares!! Nobody cares, so why don’t you and your crotch droppings just ROLL OVER AND DIE? Please! Try another record for a change!

I’m sorry it’s just so frustrating having to listen to this brainless rubbish ALL the time!!! Being a young single woman isn’t easy with all these idiot peers around! I am an attractive and feminine looking woman, always have been, but unfortunately people like to address certain qualities to my feminine looks and lifestyle. Most people assume I adore kids or would make a good mother. Some people actually told me they thought I’d make a good mother, just because I’m generally a social and caring person and because I like to do femine things like cooking and baking cakes. Well I’m sorry, but that’s just a load of crap!!! It’s frustrating to get ‘compliments’ like that! I’m sorry, but I can’t stand children and being a science student, decorating cakes is just ONE of my many qualities as a woman, thank you! I wonder what those same people would tell me if they had seen me in the lab?

I dread the day I become 30. Not because I think I’m old by then, but because women are officially associated with children when they’ve passed that age. You are not your own person any more, your personality is defined by your children. You are now part of a unit called ‘mombie and spawn’, also known under the lovingly alias ‘mother and child’.

I = me. I am my own person. Thank you, but I have no need for anyone else to share that place with me. I like having my own personal space, keeping my room tidy, working out and looking hot and I like to keep a man to myself, thanks. No, I don’t like to share him with a child, that’s correct!

I broke up with my last boyfriend because he turned into a braindead breeder, he was DESPERATE for kids. I got out in time. The break up hurt like hell, but looking back I know this was the right decision. I was starting to feel like a walking uterus because of him. Breeders don’t want you for you. They want yout eggcels or sperm. They always need MOAR. They are looking for genetic infinity, the selfabsorbed BASTARDS.

I just want to point out again how hard it can be for intelligent educated working women to fit in. We are still labeled selfish, childish and unempathical because we prefer a childfree lifestyle. People online like to think of childfree women my age (25-28) as square, hairy, unattractive people, or lesbians. We are not. We are real women, living real lifes and desiring most things other women want. Most things, except for motherhood that is. The fact we choose to live a childfree life does not make us less womanly, it doesn’t make us lesser people.

Thank God having children is !!!FINALLY!!! a CHOICE for women. Finally we can PROTECT our bodies and lifes from the BURDEN of motherhood and children.

No, not all women like children. I detested children when I myself were a child. It’s a quest to keep a foetus out of my uterus. I agree wholeheartedly with everything what has been said so far, and 1kidandmommiehater, I totally understand what you were aiming at in post #81! I get the same looks when I walk into my local fitness club.

Here’s something I want to share with you. It happened to me today: I just started another study. The guy that took my intake was shocked when he heard my age. First of all, he couldn’t believe how old I was (because I haven’t spawned, I look much younger than most mombies my age), but he also hesitatingly asked if I knew it would take me another 3 years to get a degree for this bachelor. He was considering my age. Well, you know what that means, don’t you? This has nothing to do with my AGE or getting wrinkles. I’m not old, but I’m at SPAWNING age. The poor guy was porbably afraid my new academic plans would foil my breeder schedule!

Most of my relatives were in shocked when they head I was picking up yet another study instead of finding a man and popping out babies. I want a man, but babies…? They probably mean kitty-babies by that! HAH!

And finally, a reaction to SeekTherapy:
“I would suggest to most of you that children are not, and have never been your problem. Your issue is adults, who obviously hated you as much as you hate now. Your issue is with vulnerability, which you detest. Weakness, which you can’t face in the mirror. Your issue is with your own childhood, which was miserable(as is your adulthood, judging from some of these comments) and the fact that you wish all people(especially little ones whom you prey on in your own mind’s distorted reality) would suffer just as you once did. You blame the victim, which is so typical. You were once the victim, and now with your power, have become the victimizer(a cespool of the hate from which you were spawned).”

I am sorry, but you don’t even almost get what’s going on here. No matter how much you would like to twist our stories and ideas with your psychological bullshit, it is you who has the warped view. It’’s fairly simple in it self. We don’t like children, period. There’s nothing more to do it. I was raised by a loving father and mother, I was a spoiled only child that had everything her heart’s desired. I was the youngest child of the entire family and as such, I was spoiled. Never I have acted out in public like most children today do, never have I been so ungrateful, rude and obnoxious. I wasn’t and angel, but I was polite and well-mannered. Even though I was very loved at school, I have never. Ever. Liked children younger than myself. I never played with dolls, I never played house and I was afraid of babies.

Please.

Take your elitist bullshit elsewhere. Thank you.
Bee on July 3rd, 2009 2:58 am

I hate kids. I hated being a kid, even though I had a great childhood with parents who are still in love and together after 35 years of marriage. Personally, everything about pregnancy and motherhood makes me want to puke up the club sandwich I had for lunch. I look down on people who feel the need to be parents in order to have some kind of identity. I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years and love him so much, but he wants kids. For awhile, I tried to fool myself in to thinking I would be open to adopting a child, but I know it would make me miserable. I dread the day I have to break up with my boyfriend due to this issue. Furthermore, it’s so hard to find a man who DOESN’T want children! But I would rather risk being old and alone, than give in to something that will for sure make me miserable. “Everybody wants kids”…..LOL Yeah, I’m sure Charles Manson’s parents wanted him at some point too….
Adam on July 10th, 2009 8:57 pm

all the mothers are like ‘oh no! you don’t like children???’ and everyone else is like ‘NOPE’

shut up, mothers. nobody cares that you had kids except for your mom and husband/bf. and that’s the fact.
shananana on July 11th, 2009 12:18 pm

God I hate kids too! I’m just reaching the age where many of my friends are starting to pop out the little crotch-droppings, and then I have to pretend to ooo and ahhh over the little fuckers. Seriously, I love kids that I’m related to, for about 20 minutes. After that, get them the fuck away.
Matt on July 15th, 2009 12:13 am

I hated children all my life, even as a kid. I cant stand the screaming, puking, boogers, snot, green algy crap and other stuff. I will never have children because they are not worth the hastle and money you put into them. I loved George carlin’s bit about children, the part where he said “Fucked the children” I clapped happily at him.

I had this one instance where a kid was at this super market and was just being a little prick by throwing things at me. I decided to even so I took this string I found and I wrapped it around this unscrewed screw. Then I took the string behind about a dozen bottles of glass pickles and told the kid to come over, where the parent was I do not know.

I handed him the string and told him to pull it as soon as I leave the aile. I left the aile and a moment later I hear a bunch of glass breaking on the floor and the little kid crying with one of the workers running at the kid. Five minutes after that the parent came to the kid and was forced to pay for the pickles which I beleive costed about $52.56.
S Fariz on July 17th, 2009 4:47 pm

Kids who behave like crap are like that because their parents don’t like kids but accidently had kids because they forgot protection. Don’t like kids? Remember to use protection! Me, I like kids…kids don’t like me!
Fran R on July 24th, 2009 9:20 am

This is so therapeutic! As a woman who never wanted to have kids and managed to get to her 40’s without spawning them, I am so sick and tired of people insinuating that I’m not a REAL woman because I “haven’t experienced the joys of motherhood.” And when I hear parents say things like, “You don’t know love until you have your own children,” I want to barf on them. I want to say, “Well, YOU don’t know life until you are free to experience it!” I have never wanted to spend my life taking care of another human being. I don’t think of it as “having kids.” It should be “having adults.” Then maybe people who should not have children will think twice before they jump into bed and bump uglies.

It seems like children are just f**k trophies to most people. They’re like, “Look at my precious creation! I made it! I am spectacular!” And I think, “Yeah, that’s great. You did a really great job f**cking! Wow!”
To Know Them is to Want to Kill Them! on July 25th, 2009 9:01 am

Let me tell you a little bit about my day today. I started the day changing many pairs of shitty/pissy diapers and underwear. Then I got to listen to a whole lot of whining and screaming because some asshole kid is trying to wrench a toy from another asshole kid,biting them,and/or ripping large hunks of hair out of their heads. At snack time there’s more screaming and whining,food stealing,hitting,milk spilling,and slopping of food everywhere.
Then we go outside and that’s when the dirt/worm/rock/whatever they can shove in their mouth eating begins. And also plenty of fighting and dirt throwing.
Lunch time,same as snack. Then comes nap time, good luck trying to get them to all lay down,shutup, and go to sleep. It’s not easy.
Of course, there’s ALWAYS the ever present whining,screaming,pants shitting, and fighting.
Such is the life of a toddler teacher. You know, I never hated kids until I had to be around them all day. There are a few kids that I like but those are the ones that haven’t been raised to believe that they are the center of the universe and everything they want is instantly theirs. A sickening trend I’ve noticed.
As for not being able to listen to headphones in Starbucks or on the bus because of children, that is crazy! I’ve never been asked to turn off my ipod for the sake of the children but if I did I would start swearing very loudly about what a fucking injustice it is! Wow I really needed to get that all out. Thanks!
Caroline on July 26th, 2009 11:15 am

Well said. I absolutely hate children! They are useless pieces of shit.
lar on July 26th, 2009 11:08 pm

Right on, craplicious., I detest children–always have. Even when I was a kid myself. I am currently wearing frickin’ earplugs because my stupid neighbor’s spawn and her friends are SHRIEKING in their backyard. This started at 8 am on this normally pleasant Sunday morning. I resent the fact that kids are everywhere and we must cowtow to them and their idiot parents. Were I to complain to the neighbors abvout this crap, I would be a “monster”, so I have to sit here in my own home after a week of working my a** off and take this BS. There is a coffee shop in my neighborhood that I avoid like the plague because it’s like gd romper room. Thanks for letting me rant incoherently. F**k children. I especially hate the trend of “whatever the kid wants the kid gets.” What are these a**holes going to be like as adults? I’m so glad to see I’m not alone in feeling this way. Usually, my comments (more diplomatic than expressed here) abut not liking children are met with baffled incomprehension.
happyfeet on July 29th, 2009 5:55 am

man i hate effing kids and i am 16 when i was studding gcse the stupid effing next door had there freinds brats around one is 3 and one is a baby all i could hear was screaming goodness u fucking tell her that i studing tests bu oh no she fucking dosnt listen amd i think my bf were can i find a gut how dosnt want them for fuck sake. now my 2 best are deffo breaders one has names 4 them all ready and she only 16 it is like wants them now aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh for fuck sake have a life people i don wants kids i want a nice job and a nice in come with nice cars and if a kid hating husband is that all to ask for? cos i don a brat scraming at 24/7 going mummy and other things and now i hate going restanunts cos evertime i go sumone has kids scraming and now i can even go in to town with out them bashing in to me and now we have kids next door she complains about the music and got a evil by my mate cos i said that my tying my tubes goodness sake wat ever happed to the world ay
Michał bladd :P on August 6th, 2009 8:35 am

I understand that im still kid for you all, (im 13) But, when i go somewhere with my mates (etc.: skatepark, park) there are little kids (from 4-8 years old) … they are starting on us , saying i bang you out bladd, and everything but when you get pissed off with one and grab his shirt for being cocky they are like NOOOO!!! MUMMMYYY!!! AGHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!? :O i mean whats a point?! ALL YOU LITTLE MIDGETS STOP ACTING GANGSTER! i hate that!
calling you bloody, coc* sucker running away, WHY?! >:O (AND im not a nerd they are just acting hard) sorry i know that comment doesnt make sense but CHILDREN STOP (specially 4-8y) ACTING HARD AND GANGSTER! >:O
Bryan on August 6th, 2009 5:26 pm

I know this may sound strange coming from a 12 year old boy barely entering adolescense, but I fucking hate little kids!

Please don’t take me as an egotistical little pre-teen who’s spoiled. I have to buy what I want with my own money. I haven’t met a kid at my school besides me who bought their Wii with their own money.

I occassionally mess with little toddlers’ minds. Hell, I’m not ashamed to say that I smiled at a 3 year old boy and raised the middle finger, in which he responded by smiling and running off. Why the hell was this kid looking at me, when I was just trying out the keyboard?

Ugh, I don’t like going to iHOP anymore because some parents don’t have the skills to keep some snot-nosed children in their seats. I remember when I was 4, and my parents refrained me from going to running around the restaurant.

Oh, and don’t even get me started with my soon-to-be-cousin Brendon. He’s a 5 year old little fuck who you can’t understand a word he says. He’s like retarded or something. His 3 year old sister is more intelligent than he, knowing all our names(Brendon calls me “him”), and talking with okay grammar. Brendon is 5, can’t talk well, doesn’t know our names, and wets the bed. WET THE BED?! I knew how to read at 5! Here’s the thing I hate about him though. HE ASKS SO MANY FRICKEN ANNOYING QUESTIONS!! I was playing my DS and for the 20 min. car drive to the mall, I was going through, “Why is mario in the ocean (he’s so stupid that he doesn’t say water, or lake)?”, or “Why did you get that mushroom?”. I really wanna hit that kid. He cries to get something, and then stops crying, with no tears, 2 seconds after obtaining the desired item. When I play my DS, and pass something significant (like finishing a final lap in racing), the little fucker snatches my DS away!

I hate him, and nearly all little kids in general!
Joesph on August 8th, 2009 5:18 pm

I may be 13, but I just cannot stand little kids. You ever seen this stupid video on the internet called Charlie bit my finger? All it is is some 3 year old’s finger getting bittin by his bro of the same age and the little piece of shit crying. What’s worse is the video got 100,000,000 views and 5 stars.
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conrad on August 12th, 2009 1:34 pm

i think once the world realizes that there are other people out there besides little children, the world will be a much more balanced place!
cg on August 13th, 2009 11:46 am

You know what I hate most? I’m walking in public and suddenly a baby or stupid kid starts staring at you randomly and keeps watching you as you go off in the distance!!
cg on August 13th, 2009 11:46 am

You know what I hate most? I’m walking in public and suddenly a baby or stupid kid starts staring at you randomly and keeps watching you as you go off in the distance!!
cg on August 13th, 2009 11:47 am

Sorry, I clicked twice.
cg on August 13th, 2009 11:48 am

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cg on August 13th, 2009 12:22 pm

I also hate spoiled kids. You should hear the neighbors, “Mommy, can we have a party?” “OK” “Mommy, can we go to the pool?” “OK” “Mommy, can I have this?” “Mommy?” “OK” “MOMMY?!?!” “OK” …I’m serious, I hear this everyday. I also hear, “Of course we can go to the candy shop.” What is even worse is they go to those places even if they have been bad. They HIDE the bad-ness from their parents. One more: “Mommy, can I stay up all night?” “Sure” And guess what? school starts in a week here! How are they supposed to go back to school if they still think it is break? I expect bad report cards from the school in the fall, especially from those spoiled brat little 3-year old girls that have gold-plated toys.
cg on August 13th, 2009 12:30 pm

There is a five-year old that lives next to me. She is the bossiest shit in the world that DOESNT KNOW HOW TO READ, but she knows the word “olfactory” and other big words. That is why she is frickin’ bossy. Like, you, go destroy that plant. It blocks my view. You, get me a Jell-o. You, go look stupid. You, Find my playstation (I dont know why a girl has one). You, where is my strawberry?!?!? You, this. You, THAT. RRRR! It is so annoying. She recently succeeded in controlling some parents. She made them get her a bag of candy.
cg on August 13th, 2009 12:32 pm

BTW, I am only twelve. I was never a shit like those others. I never asked for things (Except hugs). I would accept what I got and never had a tantrum.
cg on August 13th, 2009 12:36 pm

You know the saying “Born with a golden spoon in your mouth?” (Or sth like that?) Today, you are born with a cell phone, headphones, iPod, and a watch. That is how spoiled kids my age are. I am not spoiled, quite the opposite actually.
jhon on August 13th, 2009 12:46 pm

you all are mean people im telling mommy that you said the s word and you made this sit
cg on August 13th, 2009 12:58 pm

see comment 55, even youtube is now becoming kid friendly! I love it here how everyone call the kids shits, it is their smell. All the little kids always smell like poop! In 2nd grade, I couldn’t stand my classmate, he poops and farts in his pants everyday.
cg on August 13th, 2009 1:35 pm

I love this site. It is my world. These are my people.
cg on August 14th, 2009 2:11 am

Ok. Now I really hate those kids. Today was my first 3 minutes swim class and she was watching then suddenly vomited in the pool. Now we are kicked out. They called her the puke-o-matic because she went off without warning. She wasn’t even acting sick before we got there. Now she admits hiding her sickness. I will destroy her room and bury her favorite toys in a metal box along with her thing that her friend gave her. When I move away, eventually, I will dig it up, throw the box in her lap and leave forever.
Fat Moo and Kids Hater! on August 14th, 2009 3:37 am

lar wrote:
“What are these a**holes going to be like as adults?”

Bigger a$$holes.

Sorry, I had to say it.
Fat Moo and Kids Hater! on August 14th, 2009 3:54 am

It has been a few month since I first posted on this site. Tonight I feel like bitchin’ about my friends.

Before I start- let me tell you I have some GREAT friends. I love them. All of them. I respect their views about marriage, having children and so on.

Technically. I often find myself grinding my teeth.

We’re all in that phase of when you start thinking about what you are going to be doing the rest of your life. Naturally, we discuss our classes, job or carreer changes and realationships issues often. When we discuss, I often sum up all the negative effects of being married and raising a family and they respond with ‘Oh, but that’s okay! We are going to do better! Our marriage is going to be fantastic! We won’t make the same mistakes our parents did!’

I am incredibly sorry for being such a sour puss and pessimist, but I simply do not believe that is going to happen. To be perfectly honest, I can see their issues as well as realitity looming over their fantastic future as a big fat old thundercloud. Honestly, I am not trying to be a snob. I have my own issues, but atleast I KNOW I have to deal with them! At least I know, that even if I WANTED to have children, there would be a couple of things I needed to work on first! Trust issues come to mind, as well as some other things…

Anyways, I always end up rolling my eyes and thinking to myself: please, just don’t get caught up that shit. Take care of yourself first, try to make things work with a spouse FIRST. Please don’t be Super Nanny’s next case, LOL!!!

All I am trying to say, is that I am SHOCKED by their simplemindedness when it comes to raising a family. They all act like… ‘Duh… Of course we are going to have children!’ I feel like… I am this negative, depressed person that can’t seem to smile… But I’m not! I am just not an idiot that believes the “Great and Magical Baby of Love” will make life wonderful and… ‘Complete.’

By the way, don’t you JUST hate it when people use that word? Like… You are too incompetent to make your own effing life work and you are, in fact… Inadequet, broken and… Incomplete, LOL.

I am sorry, just rambling.

I will always support my friends in whatever choice they make, I just wish they would be a little bit more realistic for a change. Some can’t even take proper care of their PETS for Christ’s sake! My best friend is a lot more reserved about this matter, by the way. I wish more people were as level-headed about motherhood as she was, sigh.

I just needed to get that off my chest.
cg on August 14th, 2009 4:28 am

What do you get when you mix whiny, spoiled, gross, destructive, and weird? My 6 year old neighbor. He is the most spoiled shit in the world. Then he gets whiny in you say no to: “Mommy, can I burn this?” I also hate his plant destroying habit. He gets a toy sword he asked for because he is too good and hits flowers, bushed, and fruits. Then someone says stop, and he says: “I can do this if I want to.” Man, I want to hit his head like the plants for knocking all the fruit off our tree. (Oranges)
cg on August 14th, 2009 4:29 am

In the last post, I forgot to tell you the gross and weird part. He LIKES to show kids his weenie, and once he let a girl grab it. He is also gross because he like peeing at people.
cg on August 15th, 2009 1:34 am

I have an idea. Lets start an anti-children club right here. Everyone that joins this club can post a story about their encounter with a nasty child. To join, simply say “I joined the A-C club.” (A-C = Anti-child) I will also share my stories about the kids in my neighborhood. You can also suggest a story I can share and I will see If I can remember something like it. And remember to see my site. Click on the “cg”
cg on August 17th, 2009 11:36 am

Guess what I had to deal with last night… A 6-year old turned 7. He had an all night party and a sleepover without the sleep. In fact, the whole neighborhood had no sleep. But they don’t care. OOO look at the little girl partying! OOOO sooo cuuute! And now they continue to party this morning and afternoon. It is just a birthday! In fact, millions of kids share her birthday… and COUNTING.
cg on August 17th, 2009 11:37 am

In the last post, I made a mistake. “He had an all night party” should be “She had an all night party”
summerSUX! on August 18th, 2009 9:55 pm

i for one cannot wait for the freaking summer to be over because first of all the heat is crazy and second of all summer is very obviously for children! while we adults are stuck sweating it out in a stuffy office the little ones get to frolic about in the pools and sprinklers and get to make sand castles all day long! and they aren’t as bothered by humidity as we are! apparently god has given children the ability to withstand extreme heat!
Lenny on August 20th, 2009 10:31 pm

God has given children every possible advantage over adults known to man. Summer is CRAP!!! I hate this season! I’m sitting here in my smelly, stuffy little office just typing away on my computer and anxiously awaiting my lunch break! And while I’m doing this, I happen to look out my window and see all these annoying little brats just playing all over the place and getting to jump in the sprinklers and shit. I hate kids! They get all the luxuries in life!
cg on August 21st, 2009 11:52 am

OMG school started today, but I need not worry. I go to 8th grade and now 6 hours and 45 mins a day with no annoying kids running wild in the neighborhood because their school started too. Also, I heard someone screaming at a kid because she went to the principal’s office for throwing sand at someone. And on the first day of school! Finally, an appropriate punishment for their bad behavior all summer.
cg on August 21st, 2009 11:58 am

you know how everyone calls kids “poop” or “shit”? That is true. Just think about it.
amy the fason gurl on August 21st, 2009 12:05 pm

ooo im gona tell my mommie you call us the s wurd and say meen thengs abowt us and i dont lik it
amy the fason gurl on August 21st, 2009 12:05 pm

i figird out to take cgs site ooo im meen to
cg on August 21st, 2009 12:11 pm

I once paid like 10 bucks to see UP 3D because my little sister made me by tattling and there was a doodoo behind me like “mommy it pops out” 109 times. yea, I counted! he also says “look popcorn” 71 times. and each time he blurts out the mom is “sh.” that is not enough to shut him up. so i missed a little less than half the movie while my sister managed to watch it completely.

BTW, amy the fashion girl, this is not a place for u, ok? and that is MY I-HATE-KIDS site!
Estelle on August 26th, 2009 3:27 am

I was staying in a hotel, and in the morning, while I was still asleep, these kids would not shut up! I was so pissed. Then the next morning, they were being loud AGAIN!!! At least they left the hotel earlier then they did the day before. And once i was at a fourth of july party at my neighbors house and there was this little kid staring at me. I just looked away and pretended not to notice. Also I went to disneyland, that place is FUCKIN HELL if you hate children!!! Everywhere you go you see a little kid, it just pisses me off so much. And on the flight home, i was pissed again cuz there was this little kid that wouldn’t shut up most of the flight while i was just trying to listen to some music!!! Also at Disneyland, it felt like such a relief to go on a ride that little kids can’t go on because their too short. But i was with my mom and my brother who both like the kiddie rides for some reason, and i always had to wait in line with some little kid.
Eric L. on August 28th, 2009 2:30 am

I’m still a teenager, but that doesn’t stop me from wishing to rip the throat of out of 11 yr old sister! All children under 13 are idiots, seriously! If I’m stuck in public anywhere for more than 1 hour, I can guarantee that I will have an annoying child tailing my rear, trying to kick me or poke me or trip me or whatever those little devils want. And their parents don’t do a damn thing about it! What happened to the good old days, I can STILL remember them, when children were taught to be polite and quiet, a little charming, always striving to be good in school, and never strayed from their parents? Kids, like my sister, are so spoiled these days! Want a laptop? Here! Broke your laptop? Here’s another!

Anybody seen those home alone movies? I FUCKING HATE THOSE PIECES OF SHIT! Kid thinks he’s charming king of the world!
cg on August 28th, 2009 7:27 am

My middle school is having another fundraiser! And school just started! They have iTouch 32Gs, iPods, Xbox 360s, Wiis, and skate/snow/surfboards. These items are already in the possesion of just about every kid! And you buy expensive prizes for us when our state’s (California) budget is low! They even give us cash prizes, like 400$ or 500$!?!?! And we are selling shitty magazines and cookie dough in a record heat wave here in san diego! X(
cg on August 28th, 2009 7:38 am

I have more to blabber about. The idiot kids in my neighborhood are having a pool party and it is well into a week of school!
cg on August 28th, 2009 7:39 am

Remember to see my I hate kids/pool parties site. Click on the “cg”
cg on August 28th, 2009 11:06 am

UUUGGHHH! Stupid 3, 5, 6 year old girls out at night teasing my dog!! They got squeaky toys and went to our door and squeaked away. They also threw tiny rocks at the door. It turns out they also do this at day when we are not home or their parents are not home. We will set up a tiny motion sensitive camera to record them in the act, with sound. Then we post it on the net. Then we send out copies to neighbors. Then we show to footage to the parents. Then we watch them get no no-ed at. Seriously, all the idiot parents can do is “No, don’t do that.” “Please don’t.” “Stop for mommy, ok?”
Joe on August 29th, 2009 9:41 am

How about all those little kids at the public library? It is not such a big deal if you go to a large library, where you cant even hear them, but if you go to a smaller library, like the one that was in the neighborhood I used to live in, they are SO FUCKING LOUD! The babys where going WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I know the parents think they cant just leave their children home alone, but thats bullshit. I am only 14, but I was staying home alone without any problems since age 8. So if you have to go anywhere, leave your fucking children home alone.
cg on August 30th, 2009 12:08 am

I was sleeping and at 5:30 AM, they all ran out of a little 3 year-old’s house. (Who was awake at the time) They were also all NAKED! They did this to show that they can wake up earlier than everyone else. But they didn’t know they would wake others up! Including me! So got my camera and got like 20 snaps!
Kyle on August 30th, 2009 5:06 am

I can’t stand kids. My favorite thing to do on an airplane is play nasty porn on my DVD player and let’s the kids see it while their stupid parents spend their time looking how to score a free bottle of vodka from the flight attendant. Enjoy the nightmares kiddies!!!!
cg on August 30th, 2009 11:12 am

Kyle, that’s brilliant! Taking advantage of parents ignoring the child! Hey, you should see my site!
Eric L. on September 2nd, 2009 6:20 am

Damn, Kyle, you’re a fucking genius. I’m going to take some of my dad’s porn vids next time I go on an airplane (I’m going next year… hehehe)
cg on September 10th, 2009 10:48 am

Check out this site, it is RIDICULOUS! http://www.jenklairkids.com/eshop/index.asp
Oh yea, I made a comment about fundraisers earlier. That was to show how spoiled kids are!
theguywiththelongestnameandhealsohateskidstoobecausetheyaredumb on September 12th, 2009 10:09 am

The kids in my area suck!! All day screaming playing dumb games and other annoying things. I pray for a child predator to get them!
Vanessa on September 15th, 2009 2:32 pm

I work at a bar, a FUCKING BAR and I have to wait on a family with whiney ass shits every day it seems. I can’t figure out for the life of me why on earth parents would take their kids to a bar. But then, the parents are mad when I don’t have a high chair or a kids menu. HELLO??!!!! I am so happy for the “no one under 21 allowed after 9pm” I will kick those people out so fast. It’s just ridiculous. When I wait on them, they always try to grab me and my pens and my shit. I wish they would grab the silverware instead and hurt themselves. They always gotta spill SOMETHING so I get to clean up afterwards, and the parents never tip you extra for the hell you had to go through. UGH there is just no place to wait tables at without a fucking kid coming in. My favorite part is probably when they go running around and sitting in every damn table and keeping other people from sitting there. WTF that is my fucking income right there that these fucks are messing with. I have to pretend to like their goddamn kid too or I won’t get a tip at all. Sometimes the kids drool over the menu I get handed back or on my pen. I swear to you, I once almost threw up on a parent when I realized I had their childs saliva on my hand.

I used to work at Blockbuster and it was just such a nightmare dealing with them. After i’d spend hours straightening up shelves, some piece of shit has to come in and knock over shelves or rearrange the whole damn kids section. Two of my best friends have kids and they all think I’m a monster because I don’t want to hang out with them. WTF, I work 50hrs a week and go to school full time. Excuse me for not wanting to spend my only day off with a fucking shit screaming in my ear or drooling everywhere.

I too am sick of the “aww how cute” I don’t care, kids are super ugly and gross and annoying. They shouldn’t be allowed in half the places they go to. Anyone that thinks a child is cute is SERIOUSLY disturbed.
happy feet on September 17th, 2009 2:13 am

man i am pissed guess wat those kids were screaming again next that baby never stops screaming and it pissed of mum so mum shouted and guess wat they carried on mother shoot those kids if i have 2 to get sum preace at 5 in the moring grr that it tomorz i am blasting my music and guess wat i don give shit hahhaha
kikker on September 19th, 2009 2:08 pm

This is the first time i can say it in a public place without getting worry that someone might think I am a heartless bitch…but I am!!! i do not like kids! I know many years ago I was one of those mistakes with pigtails…but I remember how I was and damn! I admit I was annoying, loud, spoiled, obnoxius!!! if I just couldnt stand the memory of me being a kid…how in the world somebody can ask me to stand somebody else’s child? when I go to the mall trying to relax the place is simply infestated with them!!! you give them looks of indifference and their mothers get upset because according to them everybody have to look at them monsters, smile and pretend they just made your day with their presence. what the fuck???
kikker on September 19th, 2009 2:20 pm

I want to have a cat… my husband want-a kid…
hummm, let me see.
NO.
borderinginsanity on September 24th, 2009 11:09 am

I didn’t know i hated kids until i had them. And you’re all right, kids are horrible life wrecking little monsters. I think i gave birth to the devil, shoot me, please pleeeeeeeease, somebody. Children are a punishment to woman for having sex! God really is a man. Pregnancy is bad, but children are soooooo much worse. I’m to embarrassed to take them anywhere and i try not to let them be to annoying to everyone else, at least i try. Unlike my stupid neighbours who send their kids here to play with mine at 8am almost every weekend, all day, and then they won’t go away. I think i need 3 little gags or something. I can’t smack them… if i smacked ‘em, i’d just end up knocking a head clear off someones shoulders or something, break a leg, rip them a new asshole, I don’t know. My husband wanted kids and we had 3 kids, 3yrs in a row. When they were babies, it was ok. They weren’t obnoxious and horrible like they are now. The oldest is 10 now. I am just a tiny fragment of my former self… and i don’t even know my husband anymore. We haven’t been able to hear each other over the sound of the kids for years. Friends have all disappeared, except for those with kids. And i don’t want to see them ’cause it means more kids yelling at each other and wanting and needing and fighting and making me want to throw myself in front of a very fast moving train. It’s not like we could have a conversation anyway. And it’s just lucky that i type really fast or i wouldn’t have had time to read this and comment before someone was screaming at me. I don’t take my kids to anywhere where there are adults… nowhere. Kids are bad. bad, bad, bad. Don’t have them. People will tell you to have them, but they are just jealous that you still have a life, and don’t want to kill yourself. I can’t even respond to my kids most of the time… because they talk so much, even just to themselves. It all turns into whitenoise, and i can see there lips moving but i can’t decipher the language, It just all sounds like my worst nightmare coming true. I’m sorry… I feel very bad for having contributed to this problem. Obviously all our genes are defective after thousands of years of breeding and now so are all the kids. At least most of you don’t have kids… and you are lucky enough to be able to go home and it is still ‘your’ home. Child free. I have to go now, I’m not allowed to play, or talk, or be human. And these kids use so much air just talking all day that i’m contemplating not breathing anymore, just to make it up to the world. Kids want stuff, i should go. Sniff sob sniff sob. Sorry again… i really am. I’ve been permanently sterilized if that helps…
borderinginsanity on September 24th, 2009 11:36 am

Oh.. btw. Take note of all the teenagers posting comments who actually believe that they are not annoying. My sister has teenagers, they are evil, Ungrateful, parent hating little freaks. OOH poor me. Teenage girls are all so fucking hard done by. Don’t ask how they are. They will tell you. There is actually a comment on here by some boohoo 13 yr old talking about how much she hates her 11 yr old sister. And talking about the ‘good old days’ when kids were nice (like her?) Kids all ages, In fact until your 21 at least, you suck.
Fuck little brats on September 25th, 2009 9:17 am

Borderinginsanity, why not put your kids up for adoption. Or even better, take them to a place they want to go, and leave them there! another idea, tell them you hate them and they were mistakes
Carl "Shishio" Ayala on September 25th, 2009 11:47 am

I have no patience with brats. I’m at the point where I yell at kids in public so much. More like DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. Once I worked at Rite-aid and this kid kept ringing our bell when I was right there, after him and his siblings destroyed the place and called us all names. And yes we had a bell on the counter. Why, why, why. I was so sick of it I ripped it off the counter (it was taped down), said “I should shove this bell down your throats”, and threw it behind me to the floor, then went back to ringing up their stuff like nothing happened. It felt so damn good! The Mom called the next day saying I “intimidated her children” thankfully my boss sided with me lolz
Carl "Shishio" Ayala on September 25th, 2009 12:01 pm

Well not “sided with me” more like let me go unpunished and laughed about it :p
Vanessa on September 28th, 2009 3:02 pm

Oh Carl, I’d give anything to tell kids what I’m thinking, but I know that their parents will tip me horribly!
KidHater on September 29th, 2009 12:01 pm

There are a bunch of stupid kids living near my house. Today when school was over, ONE parent went to pick up about 10 screamin’, shittin’ spoiled, anti-seatbeltin’ girls from age 3-7. And one of them persuaded the mom to drive fast and also persuaded her to not let them wear seatbelts… and she BRIBED her with cookies!! So when they drove into our little culdesac area at 30 miles an hour (!!!), then they went into the center of the culdesac and drove in circles around with nearly enough centrifugal force to tip the car over, but not enough. Screw those LUCKY kids!!! I’ll just be patient… eventually (tomorrow) they’ll do that again and I’ll have my video camera ready! I’ll post it on google video, put the link here and everyone will see it! >:)
KidHater on September 29th, 2009 12:08 pm

In my last post, I forgot to say they were STANDING UP inside the car leaning out the window screamin’. Then they wrote “gyat awt uf thes naburhud!!” (Get out of this neighborhood) with frowny faces all over the place about an hour later and didn’t get in trouble! Then one of my good neighbors saw “gyat awt uf thes naburhod” on his patio, then went to complain, then the kids’ parents became ABSOLUTE bitches! “Shut up!” “Let them play!” “You monster, this is CUTE!” X(
Vanessa on September 29th, 2009 2:06 pm

DAMN! I would have called the cops for trespassing!!!

Well this is awesome, I just got an email from my University’s president and it states that plan on building a CHILDCARE facitily on the school. I wrote the President telling him what a dumb idea. First off, I WOULD HAVE TO PAY MORE for this to be done!! Second off, I wrote about how annoying and loud and messy the school would be if we had fucking children running around in it. I told him that it was absolute bullshit that I should have to sacrifice my schooling for little kids sakes, and then of course students would have to start dressing without bad words on clothes, revealing stuff, etc etc. It would just become a fucking chuckie cheese. Ridiculous, putting a fucking daycare at UTD.
Carl "Shishio" Ayala on September 30th, 2009 4:57 am

There’s a really funny scene in an old Family Guy where Brian is at Denny’s and some little demonic-shitfuck-bowlscum-monster-cumstain (AKA a child) is crying then Brian looks at this kid and sarcastically screams at the family: “WAHH WAHH! YOU LIKE THAT HUH!? WAH! WAH! YOU JUST TUNE THIS OUT HUH!? WAH! WELL TUNE THIS OUT! WAH! WAH!” I always think of that scene when I’m at a restaurant and some kid is screaming. One day, I’m going to do it, word for word. One day. I hope its posted on Youtube.
Greg on October 2nd, 2009 6:57 am

I love that episode. WAH!!! I hate the kiddy set 0-18. Babies and toddlers are from hell, teens, especially 12-15 are inhuman monsters. The females of this bracket are a special kind of evil. They are devious, cunning, cutthroat, and you CANNOT turn your back on them for one second. Males on the other hand, think with their wangs and generally stupid. You do not become truly human until you turn 18, or in some cases, like mine, 21.
Greg on October 4th, 2009 10:00 am

Got another rant, this time concerning prime time TV. I was listening to an audio commentary on Futurama episode entitled “A tale of two Santas”, and the writers were describing the BS they had deal with. The last Christmas themed episode got 3,read it, 3 complaints from parents because it scared their precious little tadpoles!!! The staff of Futurama worked hard on this one, and FOX was not going to air it!! FOX!! FOX was afraid of whiny parents!!! FOX finally aired it, but at 8:00 pm instead of 7:00 pm. They had to wait until little Timmy was in bed. SO WHAT IF A 5-YEAR OLD GETS SCARED? IT WILL BUILD CHARACTER!! Besides you can CONTROL what is on your television! V-chips, lockout codes, rating systems, all of these things were developed for a reason. Parents of the world, the world does not stop just because your larvae are scared shitless. At it least shouldn’t. By the way, the writers of the episode said it themselves, NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR FIVE YEAR-OLDS!!
Lynda on October 5th, 2009 3:08 am

FINALLY, my type of forum. I HATE little kids with a deep burning passion. They drive me to the point of insanity. I am 17 years old, and boy let me tell you. My birthday party was shit last year. It was my sweet sixteen, and my dads friends Billy and Lisa’s child, Dylan. He screams, throws food, and he had the fucking nerve to smack me.

At least his parents DOES something about it but the kid never fucking listens. Back to my birthday, Dylan was screaming on the top of his lungs so high pitched everyone looked at him then at me like I was too blame. And then he goes towards my freaking presents and throws them across the ground not caring if its breakable or not. I was ready to choke the kid. I screamed at him to stop, and he kept stomping his feet screaming “NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!” And he kicked me.

I snapped at him and actually did hit him, and guess what? I got fucking yelled at. He ruined MY birthday, embarrassed me in front of my friends. He pulls my dogs ears, and my dog yelps. I can’t get any fucking peace.

And here goes my cousin Molly. I had a laptop, shes 4 years old and you know what she did? She jumps on my bed and she throws my stuff on the floor, breaking a few things. Then she takes something thats most precious to me. Of my aunt Patty’s picture, who died. SHE FUCKING BROKE THE PHOTO GLASS AND put the picture in her mouth. I wanted to kill her.

And…my mom hears me screaming at the top of my lungs. And she grounds me for a whole week. I hate kids. I HATE THEM. And Molly was crying her eyes out to look innocent.

Children just ruin life.
Spoiled fucking brats is what they are.
cg on October 5th, 2009 5:19 am

Welcome to our world, Lynda!
Abortion doctor on October 5th, 2009 5:36 am

All I.D.W’s (illiterate diaper wetters) are fucking annoying. 12 and under should be aborted! I HATE them with a passion. They should all eat their shit from their diaper and rubber pants and choke on it. I hate it when you are in a store walking down an isle and then all of a sudden hear an I.D.W making illiterate noises, in an attempt to be noticed from isles away. Then they have the nerve to stare at you. Gotta love them little squeeze bottels, you know the kind you would use to squirt a flamable liquid in a small amount. Fill it with some commericial drain clog opener (The kind that is heavily acid based). Keep a bottle filled with it handy in your jacket and secretly squirt the IDW with it conceled from your jacket or coat. The IDW will retreat and scream from the acid burns and not know what happened. I was shopping recently and while walking in the parking lot towards the stores entrance, and IDW made a stupid comment to his mother (he looks like a cowboy) cause I had on a cowboy hat. The littel fucker repeated itself 3x’s before I was able to walk into the store. Then after being int he store shopping for clothes, minding my own business, the IDW comes up behind me and repeats itself again for 13x’s (he looks like a cowboy), finally I put the garment I was trying on down and walk away to another part of the store. Then no more then 5 mintutes later the little pants shitting IDW comes near me and repeats itself again 6 x’s. At this point I had steam coming out of my ears practically so after looking around and seeing the IDW was behind its mothers back and a good 20 ft away and being sheltered by isles of clothing, i took swift action against it. It went from saying (he looks like a cowboy) to (Awwww Waaaa Waaa). I believe it also deficated itself, as the smell of fresh poo polluted the air. I regretably had left my acid spray bottle home that day, only wishing I had it with me. Thankfully the store had metal coat hangers, which where easy to unravel and use as a poker. The IDW had no idea what poked him. After the IDW covered his face, i was able to kick the little fucker in the stomach and it caused the IDW to come off the ground about 6″, then that is when the fresh smell of poo came about to pollute the air. It got the shit kicked out of it. Ha ha ha!
cg on October 7th, 2009 9:54 am

If you look back to the post I made about the car spinning, they did it again! This time the idiot kids were standing up, leaning out the windows, AND running inside screaming but I forgot my camera. JUST be patient! How in the world did those kids manipulate the mom into doing that and letting them do stupid things without seat belts? Once again, I don’t care if the kids get injured and I don’t care if the idiot mom screams at me if she finds out about the video I will post eventually! I just want to show the world the idiot parents in my area and their clever but useless kids. Just wait people!
cg on October 7th, 2009 12:08 pm

BTW, I have multipe names,cg KidHater and othernames
Carl "Shishio" Ayala on October 10th, 2009 10:25 am

I like to call kids I hate “broken condoms” too
Greg on October 12th, 2009 6:59 am

Do you know what life-form is better than human children? DOGS. Dogs are wonderful, and they will MY children if anyone asks. Dogs rule.
Chris Sneesby on October 12th, 2009 2:08 pm

I hate children too, I hate the way they behave, the way they think that the world owes them something, I hate babies of course but I hate it when they get older too, especially little boys for some reason but I also hate little girls. I hate them. I find them boring and sometimes they act creepy. I hate it when parents go on about their children as if they are gods too. Im just so glad im a single male who actually doesn’t have much interest in sex and thus won’t burden the planet with these pieces of horrible meat!
cg on October 13th, 2009 11:24 am

To all the kid haters, spread this page like the flu to all kid haters you know to make this site popular!
Greg on October 15th, 2009 2:03 am

Well said, cg!
Katrina on October 16th, 2009 9:17 pm

Wow, what a refreshing site! I work in a large office literally filled with breeders and this year seems to have been some sort of baby boom year as about every 2 weeks someone comes in to our work place with their vile offspring to show off as if this revolting mess is some sort of prize trophy. Worse than this, they stay for hours and baby inevitably starts crying and gurning. Not appropriate for a work place. I mentioned to one other childless colleague about asking HR to stop people bringing children into the office and she seemed horrified that I found this practice annoying.

I am now 27, and was sure at a very young age that children were most definately not for me. I even called off an engagement as he wanted children and I didn’t. Despite this, I get told countless times ‘you’ll grow out of it.’ At 27, I so very doubt that.

I now live with a new child hating partner and we recently outraged friends and family by issueing wedding invites with the words ‘no children.’ Some people actually asked us what we expected them to do with their children on the day!! Well how about get a baby sitter?? Or drop them with family?? Do these people literally never go out? We are giving them 12 months notice. We took the decision not to have children there as we were at a friends wedding recently which was completely ruined by revolting children and screaming babies. During the vows one set of offspring were pulling chairs round the church while thier parents seemed not to notice (despite huge amounts of noise) and one thing I really hate is children dancing on adult males feet at the after-do. There is something about this practice makes me want to vomit. At the last wedding I went to one shitty little bitch of a child spent the whole ceremony turned round in her seat staring at me…. I was sitting next to a friend of mine who actually hates children more than me who mouthed the words ‘fuck off’ at the child, much to my amusement.
Also I know what you guys are saying about Starbucks, I live in the UK and they have now adopted a ‘family approach,’ meaning that stay at home lazy bitch mums use it to meet up and let thier horrible snotty nosed brats run wild while they talk about the latest developments in shit daytime TV. It really gets my blood boiling to think how much tax we pay for those useless non contributing women to sit on thier fat arses doing fuck all apart from a poor job of raising thier shitty brat children.

Good to hear I am not the only one out there who strongly dislikes children, for a women my age (my boss recently described me as ‘ripe’) it is somewhat of a taboo to say you never want children! Glad to hear there are likeminded people out there!
Katrina on October 16th, 2009 9:29 pm

I just realised I didnt include my latest bugbear in my above rant… I am a member of a very expensive adult only gym (well it was when I joined) that has now opened its doors to parents with children! The children dont even have to pay!! It has an enormous outdoor heated pool which I used to love, which is now filled with vile children you just know are pissing and shitting away in. I was going for a workout last night, runnning away on the treadmill and this vile thing about 6 years of age wondered up to me smelling like shite and just stares at me running away. It stayed there for about 10 mins staring, I was fighting the urge to shout ‘fuck off you little tit’ at it the whole time.
I think its time to find a new gym pronto but I know it is only a matter of time before the new one I find lets vile offspring in too! Someone above said the only adult hangout left will be a porno shop… its certainly looking that way!
Greg on October 16th, 2009 10:29 pm

I was at a game shop yesterday, this is a place that caters to board gamers. D & D, Warhammer 40,000 etc. I was talking to the woman that was there, it nice except…, there was a F***ING BABY banging his toys on the windowsill! She just ignored the damn tadpole! I hate babies. The only baby I like is Maggie Simpson!! The only kids I like are, you guessed it, BART AND LISA!!

Kid Haters Unite!!!!
Soki on October 19th, 2009 8:33 am

You’re a fucking jackass for insulting the PlayStation 3. Go fuck yourself.

Other than that, you’re right.
Candra on October 21st, 2009 11:11 pm

I was 23, in second year nursing, and strapped down to three evenings a week babysitting two snot nosed brats! Diapers, pins, bottles, temper tantrums, tada–tada.

What I’d give to roll the clock back to 1988 and babysit those little diapered runts again. Wet or dirty their pants, out to the clothesline to pin them up by their diapers and rubber pants!

Step out of line just once, get a good old-fashioned butt whoopin!
kidzsuckass on October 27th, 2009 12:50 am

children make me sick! i just hate the little ones! i can take kids ages 9 and up, but anyone under i want to stick in an oven and cook at 100 degrees farenheit! they are sooooooo annoying and obnoxious! yet they’re the ones getting catered to and treated like they’re on some kind of pedestal! i really hate small children!
Greg on October 27th, 2009 5:48 am

I HATE TODDLERS!!!! Sometimes I would like to feed some “tots” to the biggest TIGER I could find! Yummm, bite sized prey!!
cg on October 27th, 2009 8:30 am

Hey kidzsuckass, nobody cookis things at 100°F. Things are cooked at least 275°F!
cg on October 27th, 2009 8:31 am

I wrote “cookis” in my last post! lol
Vanessa on October 27th, 2009 4:09 pm

I just can’t figure out why people think babies and little kids are cute. I really don’t understand. Less and less little shits are coming to my bar, thank god. I think the area’s people finally got the hint that we are NOT a kid friendly place, hence the short skirts and swear music. Man, what I’d give to open no children allowed stores. I LOVE the idea about no kids at the wedding, I will certainly borrow that for my time. People look at me like I’m crazy when I say I never ever want kids. I wait on this one couple that are about fourty, and they are the nicest people I’ve ever met. I told them that I think they are so nice because they don’t have any children. They totally agreed with me.
Maeghan on October 29th, 2009 3:17 pm

I freaking hate all these spoiled disgusting snots in this world.
Just recently me and a few friends (who I haven’t seen since I’ve graduated) decided to go out to eat at a formal Japanese restaurant. Everything was fine, until some woman and her horde of brats sat near us. The young ones were all complaining and whining, while her teen daughter was texting and her oldest son was playing on a psp.
The daughter soon started complaining that she wanted an iphone, and that the one that she had gotten from her daddy sucked.
As if on cue, the son asked if sometime soon if he could get a ds.
The mother sat there, nodding and smiling, while juggling the rest of the spawns.
We couldn’t hear ourselves talk because of the stupid kids. Other customers were apparently complaining, since I could see them calling the waiters over and pointing at the loud family.
My friends knew how I felt about all children, (since they heard from my parents that when I was almost fourteen, I punched my three year old cousin in the face because she wouldn’t shut up) and quickly paid our ticket, and went to a dairy queen. We knew this was a family restaurant, so we went through the drive through. This didn’t help very much because the kids inside were screaming too loud for the person to hear our orders.
Seriously, kids now are so spoiled. I bought all of my electronics and games with my own hard earned money from my chores. I wasn’t like those kids who begged their parents for everything and didn’t pay diddly squat for it.
Parents these days…
Fuck little brats on October 30th, 2009 10:09 am

I really think the parents spoil their kids because they do not want to spent time with them, so they give them stuff to be entertained.
i hate my own kids on October 31st, 2009 11:15 pm

I don’t even like being around my own children.
cg on November 2nd, 2009 2:55 am

Yay, the 300th comment; the number of kids in my local area x1000
cg on November 2nd, 2009 10:33 am

Either it is his smile, the music, his dance, or all of the above that creeps me out:

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Lillith on November 3rd, 2009 1:17 pm

I don’t really “hate” children, I just can’t stand the behavior that their parents allow to be displayed.They act like they WANT their children to look like misfits. I know a kid who gets away with murder almost, at least when it concerns me. To be honest I am afraid to go back over there in fear I might relapse and become stressed and depressed again! I just recovered I can’t handle all of that..I’m so young and I don’t know a single thing about children. I hate how they have little to no regard for me, and I hate how they disrespect me and then run and hide behind their parents. They’d say something really disrespectful and I’d want to reach in and slap them across their faces quick, but they’ve already ran off. I’ve said things to the parents of the children and informed them of their devilish behaviors , but it doesn’t seem to be getting through to the kids that you aren’t supposed to talk to your fucking elders that way.

Do you know what would’ve happened if I mouthed off with an adult?I would’ve gotten batted across the fucking face by my mom. THAT’s what would’ve happened. But no, thanks to liberal and pansy-conservative parents, they don’t want you to beat your kid’s asses anymore because it’s considered as “child abuse”. When I say “beat”, I mean whoop that ass with a fucking belt or your hand. Children now think they have the god-given right to call 911 when a parent is punishing them physically.

I’m not saying it’s the ONLY way these demons can behave, I’m saying that it is A way to discipline your child and should not be ended because of spineless parents.

Also, don’t give your children fucking dogs if you aren’t going to make them take care of them. I cannot stress this shit enough. All the dogs do is dig in the trash,eat,sleep,and shit everywhere by the time I wake up in the morning. Why should I have to continuously pick up shit? Train the goddamn dog. The same people who let their children do and say whatever the fuck they want regardless of how it affects others are the same people who let their dogs do whatever the fuck they please.

At least you people are being honest, I commend all of you for that much. But I cannot say I officially hate children. They just disgust me and I hope I can’t have children. I’ll rejoice if the doctor tells me I am barren and do cartwheels down a fucking hill.
Yorkie on November 4th, 2009 1:19 am

I hate children, What I really hate is these politicians who (for the cameras) pick up a baby or start pulling faces at it and we are all subjected to a camera angle of a baby’s silly looking backhead and some stupid politician looking stupid at it.

Honestly babies are just a waste of time, they really are. Parents get so self absorbed when they have them as well. Of course the baby is the most self absorbed thing ever and small children are no better.

They have no real intelligence, one person I know of once described them as ‘babbling brainless idiots’, I think that just about sums them up.
Caroline on November 4th, 2009 10:48 pm

I detest small kids in particular. They whine, tell tales, sing constantly, are annoying and irritating and waste my time having to look after them. I get nothing back from them whatsoever. Mostly they are extremely ugly as well and they have no table manners. Revolting creatures. It always happens when it is ‘me’ time that they want something and you have to get up time and time again to get them a fucking drink, snack, crisps or some other crap. They then decide to whine through your TV program until the attention is back on them. Shooting is too good for them.
Greg on November 5th, 2009 12:02 am

I see a lot of rants against little kids, but does anyone have any rants about that special brand of evil, known as the tween?
The Scot on November 5th, 2009 2:58 am

I hate other people’s children, I hate them with a passion. I just want to slap their little disrespectful, spoiled rotten faces… especially the children of parents who “don’t do discipline.” What a fucking crock of shit! “Oh, we reason with them…” What the fuck does that mean??? That doesn’t even work with adults, let alone your satanic, attention deficit child. They crash your house, their evil child gets your kids riled up, and they start doing shit like stealing your car keys and putting their little fucking hands all over everything and climbing on the counters and jumping on the couch. I fucking hate undisciplined children. They all need a good damn strapping, and their parents need to be slapped in their mouths.
madeleine on November 7th, 2009 9:35 pm

I am in my 50’s and have hated children for a very long time, they get worse every year as this generation of parents are wankers and are incapable of being effective parents in case the obnoxious kids wont like them. They are everywhere now and I’m moving to the country to get away from them. I have made sure everyone knows how – my friends know and they know as soon as they start breeding if they want to see me, its without the brat or it wont happen – and it works and I havent lost any friends.. Keep getting the message out there. Great Forum
Alex on November 11th, 2009 7:53 am

I fucking can’t stand children. I really, truly, hate being anywhere near them. They are so FUCKING annoying. Every time I see a kid, I’m thinking “Shut the Fuck UP and leave me the fuck Alone”. That’s all I ask for.

Kids are disgusting. They smear feces, dirt, germs all over everything including themselves, they stink, they scream when then can’t get some stupid toy within 4 seconds of deciding they want it.

I would love to live in a gated community that has a NO KIDS rule, STRICTLY enforced. No, I’m not evil. I just TOTALLY FUCKING HATE CHILDREN!!!
hayla on November 12th, 2009 6:37 am

I HAVE CHILDREN, AND I WISHED I WOULD HAVE ADOPTED TWO DOGS INSTEAD. THE KIDS ARE SNOT NOSED UNGRATEFULL BASTARDS. YOU WORK ALL THE FUCKING TIME FOR NOTHING.I DRIVE ONE OF THOSE HATEFUL MINIVANS TOO. MY LIFE SUCKS, AND ALL BECAUSE I WANTED KIDS.I WISH I WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER CHOICE IN LIFE.
Fuck little brats on November 13th, 2009 11:02 am

hayla, ever thought of suicide?
Greg on November 17th, 2009 9:45 am

I am on a break from school. You want to know what I learned? Malls are a HELL of a lot nicer on weekday mornings. No shittin’ screamin’ whinin’ shitheads running around. It is nice to get away from the lil’ fuckers. It will be nice until I go back to school, then only weekends will be free. I am still up for feeding tots and teens to huge tigers.
cg on November 17th, 2009 1:15 pm

Wow this forum is growing fast! But the kid population in my area grows faster…
Vanessa on November 20th, 2009 3:01 pm

My boyfriend and I went out of town last weekend and we ate at this restaurant called “Aquarium” where there are fish tanks with displays everywhere. It’s really expensive and nice. So you can imagine my surprise when I saw that there were a million children in there. I made sure the hostess heard me as I loudly said “OMG look at all of the fucking children”. She sat us away from the noisiest ones and didn’t put any children in the neighboring tables. Alas, the kids still ran around and past us and made it a very bad experience. What kind of douche parent takes 5 kids to a place where each meal is $17??!!

I hate children.
Caroline on November 23rd, 2009 8:23 pm

I would also like to say that kids in general are full of disease. 3 times I have had terrible illnesses from kids, mild for them ill for a month for me. Get over it the husband says – these things happen – fuck you its not you whose lost work and money, is permanently scarred by the bastards and still have to look after them. Now stuck with step kids full time. I wonder why – clever birth mothers! Husband says don’t they look cute in their costumes. more like fucking pigs in wigs. Retards, ugly little fuckers.
Greg on November 24th, 2009 9:33 am

I was on the bus a few days ago, and this little she-snot gets on with it’s dad, and it coughs, it does NOT get covered, by it OR it’s parental unit. I get up and move and IT says in it’s nauseatingly sweet and innocent voice, “why did he move?” I wanted to scream “I DON”T WANT WHATEVER (bleep) BUG YOU HAVE!!!!” “YOU LITTLE (bleep)!!!!”

Hate kids BIG time.

Dogs are SOOOOO much better uses of oxygen.
Lenny on November 24th, 2009 11:19 am

Children are terrible! Why would anyone want to have children on purpose. I’m 27 and I’ve dated girls with children and I’ve learned a lot. I have learned that children ARE dirty, Disgusting, Clumsy, and Accidet prone. If your a girl they almost always ruin your figure, not to mention they cost money, time, and consume your freedom and ihibit your career and lifstyles choices. They cause stress and are disease vectors how they are always covered in dirt and putting everything in their mouths. Not only that but I’m sick of peole at the workplace being paid more than me and seemingly almost always getting higher or equal raises as me when they do half the work I do and have less Degrees and qualifications than me! BUT oh no! They get extra support just because they managed to pop out a disgusting little money squandering shit factory. Not only that I love to party and I love to travel and I love to “get busy” on the weekends with loose aquintances jut for the fun of F*cking. I’ve worked hard for roughly 13 years graduated high school, worked at bars and restaraunts, enlisted in the military, wentt to college got two degrees and a certificate, and now have worked for the DOD for two years while in all have deployed 6 times since 2000. And I’ll be damed if some little Annoying, little, shitty-assed, screaming peice of shit is going to take that away from me. I mean hell at least if I get chirrosis of the liver, lung cancer, or some deadly STD the most I’ll live in misery will be 5 or so years and not 18-20. Man I fuckin HATE KIDS! And yeah, I probably mis-spelled Chirrosis, but I’m pissed and don’t care.
cg on November 25th, 2009 9:44 am

Ok, now this may seem really random and off-topic, but I have been collecting those japanese erasers. Why do I mention this? Well, it turned out I had no idea those stupid fucking girls living next door knew about this since I started, about 2 months ago. They had their eyes on them since day 1, all 157 erasers!

Here’s what I got to say. A few days ago, I was fixing up my plants and things while those damn girls were playing outside like the shits they are. I noticed they wouldn’t stop looking over at me. I also noticed a box they wouldn’t put down. It appeared to be empty. Then my cellphone rang. I went somewhere quiet, around the corner to answer the call. Now, it seems I forgot to close the door. After I finished the call, I went back to work unaware of the fact those fucking girls just RAN INTO MY HOUSE and smuggled about 60 of my freakin’ erasers!

After I finished working, I stepped inside to notice glitter all over my floor. Then I suddenly remembered that one of those girls was also holding a can of the same color glitter! But I went, “Naahhh.” I always want my erasers dust free and dirt free, so I went over to dust them like any collector that wants good quality items. I screamed. My erasers are a mess and several have been stolen! All animals, sweets, and fruits are gone! I realize the glitter was spilled by the girls running into my house to steal erasers. Obviously, they rushed, that’s why glitter was everywhere! If you had more time, you wouldn’t run around and be careful not to accidentally leave evidence!

I went over to the girls’ parent’s house. I finally convinced them they weren’t little cream pie angels after about 10 minutes. They went in the girls’ room to see them all anxious. I was waiting outside all pissed. Then I suddenly hear both the parents and the girls screaming and struggling like mad. I wait. The dad comes down with that SAME BOX! It is full of my erasers! I say thank you. The dad says, “I will make sure they don’t do something like this again.” And guess what? The very next day they are having fun like the fucking idiots they are, when they SHOULD be getting a harsh punishment!

Word to the wise, NEVER leave the door open when kids are outside! And to the wise parents, make sure you fix your kids good or don’t have any of the snot-o-matics!

PS: If you think eraser collecting is dumb, think of all the adults that collect teddy bears and such.
cg on November 25th, 2009 11:21 am

If you read my last post, (Previous comment) I mentioned 2 stupid girls living next door. (they’re 6 and 7) They also like to post signs everywhere. One time, they put “stae out of thes naburhoode” (stay out of this neighborhood) signs everywhere. Today, they put a “wak molly and you wil be in big trobul” (wake molly and you will be in big trouble) sign on their door. What pissed me off is the part that says “if you do find a newe hume” (if you do find a new home) Who the heck do they think they are? Find a new home?!? Oh yea, molly is their baby sister. In fact, their parents think it is cute when they get all important-feeling. I think it is the most idiotic and retarded thing ever. They should stay in the attic peeling onions whilst keeping their thoughts to themselves and keep their fucking mouth shut!

Wow, I needed to get this out. Only people in authority should post such bold-sounding signs.

Oh, yea, I forgot. I got a big noise maker and woke the baby. Then my buddies and I ran to the 7-11 to hide. I showed the girls that what they say just doesn’t go with me.

On another note, for those the-world-ends-in-2012 believers, do you think it is worth it as the little kids will be freaking out with their deaths imminent? I do. Even if it does end, it will be worth it to die also because you know the barf/snot/shit-o-matics will be gone too. And the world can rebuild later on.
cg on November 28th, 2009 9:23 am

OMG there are 2 idiot kids sliding on their bellies on skateboards in the middle of the road while it is dark outside and making weird noises and screaming. Why do they have to play when it is dark? What happened to curfews? I hope they get run over by cars. I also hope a rabid raccoon eats them.
cg on December 11th, 2009 12:28 pm

Yay, this is just great! The kid living next door got a really early Christmas present. It is a gas-powered scooter! All morning, all day, all night, all day, everyday, he plays with it non-stop. No chores, no homework, none of anything important! The pollution makes the area smell like shit and the noise is driving me to the brink of insanity! All he does is make circles all day without getting bored of it! It makes me sick to see him having so much fun. He is 6, BTW. It also makes me sick to see how his parents let him have too much fun. Actually, I hate when they let them have any fun at all! STOP SPOILING YOUR KIDS WITH THINGS THAT DRIVE OTHERS CRAZY AND STOP GETTING THEM EXPENSIVE THINGS!
Yorkie on December 16th, 2009 2:41 am

I laugh ironically at some research by some scientists (which is probably true) that has concluded that when women are at their most fertile, that they flirt more with men and prefer men who are taller, deeper voices blah blah blah. Silly really, so all that flirting or whatever just so 9 months later a stupid fucking meatbag can be born! ‘a brainless babbling idiot’ A stupid creature than inhibits a pram and just pukes up everywhere and smells of low grade shit. Crazy. Also the down side of Christmas is its celebrating the birth of a flipping baby too. Then I read that women put on more makeup when they are at there most fertile and do it subconsciously because they want a baby. Oh god why, babies are just so stupid and silly! The world birthrate could go down a lot and there would still be too many people.
Yorkie on December 16th, 2009 3:15 am

This is video on Youtube makes me laugh, pity the guy died though recently he was right about babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a537-M-3bw
Jess on December 19th, 2009 1:06 pm

I don’t understand why women want to have kids. I am informed of all the reasons out there, but I cannot understand them, no matter how hard I try.

When I ask most of my female friends why they want to have kids, they kind of pause or stare at me blankly and say that they never really though of it that way, i.e. as an option. From an early age, they would just say that they just thought of it as part of life, you grow up, get a career, get married, and have kids.

What really gets to me is all those people that tell you that you’re selfish for not having kids. I wish I could respond to them, well, what about all those children in orphanages? What about your own selfish reasons for having kids –> to be “fulfilled emotionally” –> to have someone when you’re old and decrepit at your every call and whim when you had to do the same for them for 20+ years.

What is even more pathetic is that I have a nurse student friend of mine telling me of all the disgusting things that happen during delivery of newborns, for ex, that the doctor has to cut the woman open from her vagina until her anus. And this happens frequently. The nurse friend of mine told me that most women don’t even want to hear about all the things that happen to them throughout the delivery and they just want to remain in the dark. That’s how fucking deluded they are and they want to live in a fucking rose-coloured world that doesn’t exist. Most are deluded brain-dead servants to their fucked up desires.

Shame on the media and government for fueling this idea of the motherhood paradise that makes you fulfilled by these little “bundles of joy.” That’s the real crime here.

The fact is that I, a woman, was “born” not wanting kids and whoever I speak with, I feel like I have to “come out of the closet” and “confess” to whomever, that I don’t want kids. Goodness. At 6-8 years old, I “knew” I wanted no kids whatsoever and even took offense at people assuming I would want them, or telling me, “when you have kids of your own someday…”

My husband thinks the same way and is under similar scrutiny whenever people find out about his “views” of not wanting kids. They tell us “you’ll change your minds.”

I wish I could tell them to their face that I want kids as much as I want a cancerous tumor.
The White Fox on December 20th, 2009 9:06 am

I am 15, and grew up rather picky about thing. I’m not complaining. In fact, I agree with what you’re saying. I’ve come off rather well, but I hate everyone who is in a lower year than me, since most of them make a bad reputation of themselves.
I also agree with the whole ‘talking about children every day’ part, and believe that if I had a child, I could raise him/her far better than other parents I’ve seen.
Though my child may stick out like a sore thumb by 2020, when most of our youth will have (sadly?) resorted to only using five percent of their brain (around half or quater of the average human usage).
“Sigh”, long comment. I’ll be off now, getting on with writing a story for a ‘Forum/Art and Story website’, since I’m a nice person with minor mental problems. =S (seriously, It shows with my stories)
The White Fox on December 20th, 2009 9:24 am

Another comment from me.
I read over some of the other experiences that people have had with noisy, untamed childre. I know, untamed sounds like a bad way to put it, but it’s true that children should be sorted out.
They should have as much fun as they do work, balancing things out in a way. They should also sort out homework and stuff (even people in my year 11 forget homework, even if we’ve been given two weeks!).
The only thing that I can’t handle is a child crying. I wouldn’t know what’d happen if it was my kid! Maybe my wife would sort it out, but if she ran away and left me with the kid, I’d be screwed!
I would be able to deal with a stroppy child by acting calm, but dominant to show that a strop won’t work on me, and my son/daughter would hopefully see things my way, and try to improve their behaviour.
This will result in me having a calm, willing child who doesn’t want everything in the world, but makes do with what he has and what he can afford. We would be a happy family, and all bad families would look up to us as if we were Gods! (sorry, I had a moment there…)
john on December 21st, 2009 2:10 am

I agree because I have nephews and there outstandingly fuckkkkkkkkkkkkin brats.I love em but I dont love the fact that I have to put up with theyre bollshit the majority of the time.
Karina on December 24th, 2009 1:11 am

When I read the Post from “Jess” I thought, “Wow, she sounds just like me.” I decided in 3rd grade that I never wanted kids, and never wanted to get married. I am now in my late 50’s and still can’t stand the little bastards, and am still single. I have never held a baby in my life and have absolutely no desire to ever do so.

I have always been reasonably attractive and have known many men whom I considered close friends and colleagues. When they heard that I hate kids many had said the usual thing: “Oh, when you have your own you’d love it.” I always respond, “No, I’d end up in jail because I’d probably kill it.”

Have you ever seen those TV shows where the English nanny shows up to help some overwhelmed, incompetent parents with kids that scream, bite, kick, hit, and even piss on the rugs and furniture when the little bastards don’t get what they want? If ever I saw reasons for spanking and hitting kids it’s on those shows. If a parent hauled off and smacked the brat so that it hurt he or she would think twice about being violent. It’s kind of like training dogs; some are easy to train, some need to get smacked a bit. But dogs learn much more quickly than kids. And dogs don’t have the DCS.

DCS stands for “Dept of Child Services.” It’s a bunch of worthless busy bodies that can’t get a real job so they work for the state. They are always on the look-out for apparent abuse so they can take the brats away, arrest the parents, and drum up money for the state and work for themselves. I have a neighbor who ended up with a spoiled brat of a granddaughter when her single mother died. She had been pampered from birth and does not know the meaning of “NO,” nor that other people also have needs. She is 13, and wants some condoms so she can have sex with her 16 year old boyfriend who is just out of juvenile prison. Of course, her grandmother said “NO WAY” to both the condoms and the sex, and grounded her. The brat then threatened to tell her teachers and DCS that her grandmother was abusing her and get grandma arrested. To make matters worse, teachers in all school systems brainwash kids into thinking that any discipline is child abuse and they must tell on the parents. Doesn’t this sound like the Hitler Youth and Young Communists turning in their parents?

So if kids weren’t distasteful enough, why would you want to have crazy out-of-control beings that you couldn’t discipline for fear of being arrested? Another good point: do you care about the environment? The best was to reduce you carbon footprint, use of natural resources, and reduce waste is to NOT BREED. That way, you will have a positive influence on the environment for ever.

In closing, I must say that I am really thankful that I met a really wonderful man several years ago who feels the same way I do. The funny thing, he was previously married, and just assumed that he would have kids. He considers himself lucky to have gotten divorced quickly when his wife declared shortly after the wedding that she had quit her job to have kids. He suddenly realized that he did not want to be trapped for life with a woman who only wanted sex to breed, and who only wanted his as a cash cow for her and her brats.
Greg on December 26th, 2009 2:21 am

Merry Christmas, everyone!
Chantel on December 27th, 2009 1:22 pm

I have to say that some of the comments here are quite ridiculous . But of course, you’re entitled to your own opinions and all, so here’s mine.

A lot of people here are really coming off as one of those “Childless” insecure dogs that parade around on LiveJournal boasting about how great they are because they don’t want kids and whining about children behaving like :gasp: children. One evil bitch from that site even complained about a child being loud in a church and saying how much she hated children.Her mind should have been focused on praising the lord, not how one of his children is making a sound she does not like.

If you don’t believe me, google Encyclopedia Dramatica (NotSafe4Work), look up “Childless”. Some of these comments work very well within that community.

The thing is, is that I don’t really hate children. I just can be annoyed by them sometimes. I grin and bare it though for the sake of their little feelings, and the awareness that they are naturally annoying,and that the only reason it annoys me so much is because I’m an adult. If I say “I hate children”, I don’t actually mean I do. I don’t think I can say the same for someone who refers to people’s children as “crotch droppings” or some other negative term for people who have children.

When I google up the words “I hate children” after seeing some misguided kid scratching up parked cars up the road, and when I find comments like these and websites like Childfree, I stop and think “Christ on a cracker, it’s not that serious you intolerant barren bitter lunatics!”. I came to my senses very,very quickly.

I don’t want to end up like those people, so I always keep batshit insane internet users in mind whenever I think I detest something.Just to see if I am in the middle or if I’m being extreme.

In a grocery store?Expect chill’rin.At a clothing store?Expect children.Outside?Expect children.Here’s also a lovely little tidbit,a reason a child might seem bratty in that beloved supposed adult-only grocery store is because the child has autism.No one ever thinks about that,they just assume the child is a horrible kid and the mother is a horrible parent and if you’re one of those “Childfree” people,hope they die.

It’s almost as if some people can not even co-exist with a particular age of human being, and that is very sad and pathetic, and might I say,ironically,childish.Should old people be euthanized because they annoy us in the grocery stores?If all children are aborted, then the continuation of the human race will well,not continue.

To be very honest, I was not a ball of sunshine and a jar of jellybeans myself,and I am sure neither were any of you.You’ve forgotten the hell you’ve put your parents through because you can’t remember that far back.Very understandable,but I just find some of these comments to be extreme.

If these parents aren’t great for having children, why should anyone be great for something they’re not or something they don’t have?I can pretty much tolerate a proud parent (who does right by their kid(s) and actually parents) and their view on parenting being the greatest thing of all. But I don’t think I can stand a bunch of sensitive bitter people boasting about how long they’ve been using condomns and birth control or how long their tubes have been tied. It’s not an accomplishment to be bitter,obnoxious,and whinny about not being a parent.It’s just you not getting over that offensive comment mama gave you on Christmas,asking when were you going to become a breeder like your child-bearing-hips-having more attractive sister.No one outside cares if you choose to keep your tubes tied or use birth control religiously.It’s your choice so can the victim/persecution complex.No one’s out to get you.

This is coming from someone who does not have children.

& that’s all I have to say.
Chris on December 28th, 2009 5:52 pm

Do you want children?
The White Fox on December 28th, 2009 9:26 pm

I Hate Kids!!! There’s a group of them just outside the area of my flat, and they’re shouting and swearing! They sound like five year olds and they’re swearing!
If i ever want to raise anything, it would be a dog since I would raise them in a calm enviroment, and they won’t cry, swear or anything. The most they’ll do is bark, and I could quickly calm them down.
Plus, they’re cute! Babies and little kids are not cute anymore. Not in the twentieth century…
Kevin on December 30th, 2009 1:24 am

I hated children even when I was one myself. At the age of 32 my body is now slowly catching up to the mental age I’ve always been.

But really, I think it’s less the children I detest and more these indulgent, ineffective parents. The previously cited George Carlin was indeed right, “for the children” has become a cult-like phenomenon in this society. There is not a proposed expansion of state power that has not at least peripherally invoked the “for the children” clause which we, to our peril, have allowed to acquire this trump card status it currently has.

And the obsession with children is not limited to overbearing nanny-states of the West either. Of all the impoverished, diseased, and hungry lands of the world, is there a one of them that does not share with the others an explosive birth rate? In the words of another comic legend, Bill Hicks, can we all stop rutting for five minutes please?

There is so much ado about preventing the birth of homeless pets but, frankly, I find stray dogs and cats infinitely more tolerable than your typical suburbanite loin-droppings. I say it’s humanity that is in need of the Spay & Neuter program, not Fido and Kitty.
cg on January 2nd, 2010 3:36 am

I just had a New Year’s party at my house. It was SUPPOSED to be kids 13 or up. I fall in that range. But some of the parents decided to bring their pre-pubescent little brats also. I don’t blame my parents for that. They did all they can to enforce that rule. Its the guest parents’ fault. It was like hell with all the little kids that were not supposed to be there! So I went up into my room for relative peace, since it is off limits. I decided to call my girlfriend over to join the mini party in my room, which was a lonely mini party as I was the only one there.

Later, we were just talking about “stuff” and it was all cool until the kids decided to ignore the off-limits sign and barged in with each kid holding something and they screamed “GET THEM!!!” I ran into the closet panicking and she followed me in. That was a mistake for both of us. We were pelted with wet paper towels, food, drinks, shoes, books, and anything else they could find. In desperation, I yelled “ICE CREAM TRUCK OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!” Then they stormed out the front door and I locked it quickly. Then I said to my girlfriend “I’m never having parties anymore.” She replied “Good idea.” Then we went to eat some pizza to take the whole thing off our minds.
The White Fox on January 2nd, 2010 4:58 am

OMG!!! cg, did that actually happen? It’s not OMG funny, but OMG unbelivable! I would literally like to slap those kids once or twice, then tell the parents to get a grip!
There are borderlines between having fun, being annoying, being a prat, asking to be shot, asking to be abandoned, and asking for a deathwish. Unfortunately, children don’t know the word borderline yet, so I’ll just make do with what little tolerance I have left…

Oh, and Happy New Year, all! Hope this year is filled with less annoyance by small kids, and plenty of peace for all countries (but more the quiet peace, not the whole arms in arms, no war peace)
laney janey on January 5th, 2010 11:19 am

first,i do have to admit that unlike most people on here,i was stupid enough to get pregnant at the age of 16.
I ended up misscarrying,and although this does sound mean,it probably worked out better that way as i dont cope with stress very well (why somebody would willingly sign up for full time,18year job without getting paid is beyond me?)
I have recently developed a hobbie of asking people whom i attend a course with (most are parents) if women & men are selfish for not wanting children.
99% of the time,its an instant yes, but when they are asked why they believe this,they dont seem to have an answer.
i honestly think its becouse of the old “im gonna grow up,get married,and have kids” belief.its been so normal for so long that they subconsiously believe its just “what adults do”.
Quite frankly,i would rather be childless my whole life & wonder what could have been,than realise AFTER my kid has been born,that i cant cope,dont feel any love for this child,and have him/her end up going from foster family,to foster family. so when you think about it,its the people WITH children that are being selfish.
they’re subjecting a child to a lifetime of being picked on at school, sickness, poverty, slave labour (aka the work force) and to top it off, they have to PAY people to nurse thier sick parents for 20 years before they die (lets face it,going through all that HARDSHIP of getting knocked up instantly means your kid owes you everything aye?)

But what really pisses me off,is when i told my mom(who has 4 children)i didnt want kids,and she had the nerve to almost get offended becouse i didnt want to raise HER grandchildren that SHE would love SOOOO much,but not have to put up with on a regular basis!

People go on about how you should have kids,but are THEY gonna wake up at 3am? are THEY gonna change its dirty nappies? are THEY gonna loose thier freedom? NO!

its YOUR choice what career you take,YOUR choice who you do or do not marry,and YOUR choice if you actually want to do something with you life!

if somebody calls you selfish, take comfort in knowing you have a better chance of changing the world,coz lets face it,a stay-at-home mom isnt gonna make much difference is it?
laney janey on January 5th, 2010 11:26 am

id also like to point out that my siblings & i were all smacked.
none of us have drug problems,we have never been arrested,never vandalised a neighbors house, and i still to this day respect my dad.
i dont aprove of beating a child,but a smack hurts their pride more than anything else.

DISCAPLINE IS NOT WRONG!
equlum on January 9th, 2010 1:08 am

Id rather cut my cock and balls off then hae one fucking cocksucking bitch ass child. Why the FUCK would you even want a fucking stupid little moron whorekid anyway?!!!! So fucking annoying i swear to god im ashamed of being a kid. I wish i ould kill all fucking kids, and all the itios/morons/mediafuckbags and fucking “gangsters” omn mtv. WICH SUCK COCKS ANYWYAS, FUCKING BLACK BITCHES. They relaly think their better then us. It isnt us who used to be slaves!
Lottie on January 20th, 2010 2:39 pm

CHILD-FREE WOMB-OWNERS UNITE!!
Lottie on January 20th, 2010 3:25 pm

Too right, everyone! As much as I don’t have a problem with people who can like young children, I personally cannot stand even the presence of them. The old Victorian values of raising children to be polite, quiet, un-greedy and respectful to others that our grandparents grew up with is (annoyingly) long gone, and now we’re stuck with a spoilt, over-indulged, selfish, materialistic generation of full-on brats, and even worse parents. I grew up in a moderatly-well-off family (my mum had three kids including mewith my father and two from a previous marriage) we weren’t spoiled, we never had the latest gadgets the other kids had, we WERE sometimes spanked, and my mum (I’m still amazed at how she did it) bought us up weller than most other kids. I didn’t wail and scream and whine for things that much, I was a quiet girl that kept to herself, did her own thing and found as much entertainment in the beauty of nature and the animals I met as today’s screaming-larvae finds in PSPs and other crap(and I was only born in the early nineties).
I really can’t stand my mum’s siters little kids. To be blunt, they’re richer than us, and thus more spoilt and more dirty pieces of work. While last year our family hit a few disasters and was the poorest we’ve ever been in our lives and had the worst Christmas I’d ever had, my aunt’s four brats, all under ten, had yet another huge Christmas at their mansion where they all just woke up early and grabbed their presents like starving animals and tore the house apart unwrapping their plastic shit. All without their parents joining with them and without saying a single merry christmas to each other. Selfish shits. And now, because my poor granddad is critically ill in hospital in the same city where they live, my family’s had to abandon having a peaceful Christmas holiday and come up there and stay with them. These fucking kids aren’t making it any easier for my poor mum and her sister. Every day they’re always screaming and crying and yelling ‘I didn’t do it!’ every hour whenever shit goes missing. It’s just sickening, seeing as they should happy that they have shit to lose, what with their thousand-dollar motorbikes, ponies and electronics and their mansion that they keep messing up (there’s fucking FOOD SCRAPS in the fucking BATH and fucking HUMAN SHIT-STAINS on the floor of the fucking TOILET.The oldest boy is a complete unintelligent bogan that thinks he’s so tough and manly whose taking after his stupid, redneck, ‘manly’ father, and I’m pretty sure he’s gunna be a wife-beater when he grows up. The eldest girl, who I dislike with a passion, is some air-headed, arrogent little bitch with front-teeth so fucking huge she can barely close her mouth, and SHE’S A FRICKIN TWILIGHT-FAN AND SHE’S ONLY NINE. And she’s trying corrupt my little sister’s mind by pressuring her that unless she becomes a Twitard too she won’t be cool. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

I don’t want kids, and I really fear that some day I may have an instincal urge to reproduce that I might not be able to fight. I’m a budding novelist, specializing in the YA/Fantasy genre. But sometimes I do dabble in children’s novels. I want to write children’s novels for all those good, unspoilt, well-mannered, caring and generally awesome and un-pricky kids under thirteen out there who actually deserve love and respect from adults, I don’t want them to be lumped in with all the screaming brats and the shitty literature marketed for them. Or, if this lousy-parenting generation really has taken its toll and there are no kids like that any more, I would want to use my books to maybe change them and open their eyes to a bigger, better ideal.
cg on January 24th, 2010 6:58 am

I just saw a HUGE box arrive in front of my neighbor’s house! Then came two screaming little girls and one carrying her baby sister ran out of the house. They tore open the box like animals and took out about a dozen smaller boxes and ran inside with them. Whatever they just got, It seemed expensive. A MESSAGE TO ALL IDIOT PARENTS: STOP SPOILING YOUR CHILDREN WITH USELESS CRAP!!!
failboat on January 26th, 2010 1:29 am

Why anyone would chose to bring another life into this world..
Be that as it may, I am determined to make the breeders lives as painfull as they make mine. It’s all in the little things. Like turning up the volume extra loud when driving past those lovely couples who enjoy parading theyr pride and joy around in the open.
Just love those angry glares when theyr pesky groinfruits are brutaly woken by a pair of 16” subs xD
Anon on February 3rd, 2010 11:29 am

I fucking agree, but what is with ( my parents did not give me the latest gadgets), why is that a good thing?
Freya Villisdottir on February 5th, 2010 9:37 am

You’re all absolutely right. The obnoxious little snot-piles should all be taken out and exterminated. Not only are they disgusting,but they are basically extensions of their stupid parents’ personalities — they are the parents’ way of saying to the rest of us, “I have zero respect for you or anything that belongs to you: I have the total right to run roughshod over you in public and ruin your fun and take over your physical and psychological space.”

We need to find a way to DEFEND ourselves & our rights from the rude, hostile, screaming little shits AND their parents.
fil on February 21st, 2010 8:23 pm

i agree with a lot of whats been said. but the parents are the real ones to blame, as people said, they DON’T TELL THE KIDS to be quiet or behave, they sit there and let it go on. In the home they teach them no discipline or respect for others like people were taught years ago, and they let them do exactly what they want because “they’re children and should be free and be allowed to do what they want” this attitude is basically retarded and one of the biggest problems with society today and for the future. Also these kids have access to tvs 24-7 and they parents let them watch total garbage.
Greg on February 24th, 2010 6:08 am

Damn Straight!
cg on February 27th, 2010 9:03 am

It is madness outside my house. 30 idiot kids from around my neighborhood are playing like the mindless sludgeballs they are. It has been going on for several hours nonestop. And worse, there are only 2 parents out. If there were none, I want a rabid bear to come and eat all the bite-sized slop-nuggets. I hate the beslubbering idle-headed pignuts and their reeky fool-born scut parents. HATE THEM ALL!!!

P.S.: The last two insults were made at:
http://www.sam-i-am.com/play/5k/expletives/index.html
cg on February 27th, 2010 12:30 pm

In my last post (#347) I mentioned that these kids have been playing outside manically. It is now 8:30 PM. All 30 kids outside. Not one is tired. Im tired. They have been out for 5 hours. I want to kill them all and their parents. Why are they playing like this? Its not a holiday, not anyone’s birthday, this madness is becoming a party! I wanna slap some sense into their parents so hard right now.

Play this game called “creamwolf” at http://games.adultswim.com/cream-wolf-twitchy-online-game.html if you really hate kids.

In the game, you are a werewolf disguised as an ice cream man in an ice cream truck. Make the kids fat and so that they follow your truck at sundown. On the night of the full moon, lead them to your hideout, transform into a wolf, and eat the all into bloody messes. You’ll love this game!
joe on March 4th, 2010 5:17 am

Getting a vasectomy was the best thing i ever did in my life!!!!
Now i get to keep my time and money to myself…i can do what i want and when.
My life is amazing and the reason why is, because i don’t have any kids.
It just amazes me that people insist on having kids, so they can spend the rest of their life miserable and broke…where do i sign up? (just kidding)
It must be some sort of culture/media induced brainwashing, that people just automatically assume that they “want” kids or there is something wrong with them if they don’t…
I understand the governments interest in brainwashing people into having kids, since every kid is a potentional taxpayer to them….
Fuck the government…i hate having to pay bigger portion of my property taxes for “education”…the parents of those kids should be paying it….
Why should i be paying for someone elses mistakes?
Chris on March 5th, 2010 9:27 pm

I agree Joe, I think once upon time it was even worse, people were hounded into having children and if you didn’t it was seen as selfish. It is still bad now though. But the fact is the human race is not endangered and there are enough people on this planet, in fact there are too many!

Also the cost of raising a child is astronomical. Here in the UK (a small crowded island of over 60 million people) it was recently in the news that the average cumulative cost of raising a child into adulthood is £200,000 (over $300,000) and the cost of a baby in its first year is £8,000! (over $12,000!).

Just think what you can do with that money!

It should be a personal decision to have children, its not for everyone.

I don’t ever want any, I hate them, I detest babies and they don’t get any better when they become toddlers and older children. I have never wanted children and I never will.

As I type this I can hear my neighbour telling their child off, im just glad im not in their boat. It just isn’t worth it.
joe on March 5th, 2010 11:36 pm

Also i would like to prove, that in fact wanting to have kids is a SELFISH act of pure vanity and narcissism.
Let see…when you ask someone why they had/want to have kids, they will give you the following answers:

“Who’s going to take care of me when i’m old?”

My problem with that one is, that the person is basically admitting, that he wants to create a personal caretaker for himself/herself…
On a side note…for the money, that i save by NOT having kids, i can afford to live out my days at a tropical resort and have a good looking nurse to be my full-time caretaker…
Also…there is no guarantee, that the kid will take care of their parents and not stuff them in a cheap nursing home…this happens all the time

Next one:
“I want to ensure, that my genes will live on….”

Self explanatory act of pure arrogance, vanity and selfishness…
Just who the fuck these people think they are anyways….world is already over-populated and full of assholes…why create more?

Next one:
“I want someone to look up to me and love me”

Once again…a pure act of narcissism and selfishness….if you need someone to love you and worship you that bad, get a dog or start a religious cult.

As a matter of fact, i challenge anyone to give me an un-selfish reason to have kids….
failboat on March 6th, 2010 3:18 am

Right on joe!
One of us! One of us!
Wanting children is indeed selfish, arrogant and irrational. The way I see it, procreation should be a privilege, not a right. This overpopulated world is teaming with unfit parents who firmly believe in the worth of their genes and parenting skills.
Children ’should’ be cherished and nurtured by the society they grow up in, they are the future any way you want to look at it, but how can we see them as special as their parents and the media would have us think they are when they’re common as potatoes? There’s just so many brats we can handle at a time!
Should be background checks and licenses to have kids… Yeah, just like gun ownership but a lot stricter.
failboat on March 6th, 2010 5:50 am

You forgot:
“Yeah well, my kid is going to save the world!”
Yeah… And it’s about as likely to die of fulminant bilateral pneumonitis.
Good to be a pessimist; never disappointed.
joe on March 6th, 2010 5:51 am

Yes Failboat & Chris….we are so over-populated now, that we may be facing all kinds of famine and energy shortages as it is…

I absolutely agree with licensing people to have kids:

The criteria should be strict:
The parents should be able to prove, that they can afford to live on one income, while raising their kid, because if you are going to get a nanny or a babysitter to raise your kid, there’s no point of having one in the first place…

There should be a standardized IQ test for the would be parents and the bar should be set high..

If the parents admit to watching shows like Jerry Springer, they should be banned from pro-creation forever…

If the parents think it is cute, when their offspring would misbehave in a public place and wipe his/hers buggers on everything they touch….banned

If the parents would get offended for not wanting to eat a smartie offered by a kid with dirty greasy hands, while fishing for buggers and crawling on the ground….fail

The bottom line is if people want to destroy their lies by having kids, that is their decision, but they should NOT be allowed to pull me down with them, every chance they get…whether it is wanting me to pay for their schooling or daycare with my tax-money or put up with the smell of piss, shit and vomit emitted by their little angels…
Those of us, who decided not to have kids should NOT be on the hook for the “breeders” poor irrational and vanity driven decision….
Greg Carrigan on March 6th, 2010 8:07 am

Hey cg! Great game!
failboat on March 6th, 2010 8:09 am

We pride ourselves in having nature outwitted. Survival of the fittest, natural selection, Evolution just not happening anyore. As a species, we’re not going anywhere. Haven’t for thousands of years and at this point, only war and the occasional epidemic can make enough of a dent to keep our exploding numbers in check…
With all our technological advances we have yet to commonly realize that this big boat we’re all on is slowly sinking under the shier weight of living, breathing, eating, polluting bodies even though the logic could not be any simpler. The more guests at the party, the less cake each individual will get! Even taking cheaters into consideration who try to make off with two or three slices, deities bless their greedy little souls…
Not only do we live longer and multiply, we also ‘find it our hearts’ to offer aid to countries inhabited by folks who breed like rats despite an obvious insufficiency of natural resources. Now I’m sorry for saying this out loud, but we need to let nature take its course. We’re only making things worse by offering aid in the long term, allowing their populations to expand even more so they can die in greater numbers later.
But I digress… It’s a shame the ‘license to breed’ (chuckle) cannot be implemented without much rioting, kicking and screaming. Sigh… Democracy and capitalism just don’t work. I’m afraid we’re up shit creek without a paddle folks…
cg on March 7th, 2010 7:45 am

Thanks, Greg Carrigan! I found that game at a thing.
cg on March 8th, 2010 9:45 am

I love this blog as much as I hate children!
cg on March 8th, 2010 9:57 am

It has been unusually rainy and cold recently, keeping the normally obnoxious kids inside and quiet. This makes me happy. But as soon as the rain stops, things go back to normal. Screaming, noisy and obnoxious kids outside playing mindlessly for 5+ consecutive hours daily.
CNSZU on March 11th, 2010 12:34 am

Wow, I came across this blog by chance and it’s so wonderful to discover that I’m not the only one who hates those little f*ing bastards. I really, really hate them. Not only the small ones, but also teenagers up until 18 years old. I cannot relate to them and it’s impossible to have any meaningful conversation with them. When people think they’re cute, I think they’re ugly. And when people think they’re funny, I think they’re boring and/or irritating. Why do I have these opposite reactions? Do I need to see a shrink?
nuckinfuts69 on March 11th, 2010 7:11 am

I am 15, but i still hate little kids. there are some good ones, like my nephews, but i hate the annoying ones that the parents cant control. i cant listen to my mp3 player in places anymore, and countless times in a restraunt, kids have annoyed the shit out of me.
nuckinfuts69 on March 11th, 2010 7:12 am

I am 15, but i still hate little kids. there are some good ones, like my nephews, but i hate the annoying ones that the parents cant control. i cant listen to my mp3 player in places anymore, and countless times in a restraunt, kids have annoyed the shit out of me, i hate the little monsters!!!
nuckinfuts69 on March 11th, 2010 7:15 am

sorry about duplicating that one, i was trying to add that last part on, but i guess it didnt delete the last one.
joe on March 13th, 2010 3:55 am

Hey CNSZU…you don’t need to see a shrink…you just fail to let yourself be hypnotized by the breeders and the media into thinking, that those self centered manipulative rotting bastards are just adorable little angels…
Also those parents who think, that their kid is the cutest and have a full wallet of their pictures to prove it…I got news for you…your kids are just as ugly and stupid as all the other kids, they’re not special at all and they just might turn out to be the next unibomber.
But in the end they will probably stuff you in a nursing home anyway and take all your money…thats when you will realize how dumb you were for having kids in the first place…
David on March 16th, 2010 7:49 am

I hate little kids! In commercials, on airplanes, in restaurants, anywhere you cant get away! There are 7 billion of us so theyre not that precious!

I’m 23 now, and while I wasn’t an easy kid to raise, my parents let me know early on where my meals came from, and they didnt take any crap. I spent almost all of my childhood looking forwards anyways. Fuck childhood. Its like ripping a bandaid off; it sucks but it has to happen, so just get it over with and move on.
Carmen on March 18th, 2010 9:05 pm

I don’t know which I hate more, little kids or their a-hole parents. Not too long ago I had to attend a reception where kids were running loosely around on the dance floor. One small boy in particular was was being exceptionally obnoxious by pushing down onto the floor other children. When it happened to my small daughter (yes, I have a child — just 1) I intervened by getting between him and my kid. No sooner did the a-hole father of this little turd step in and start screaming at me to get off his son — whom I never laid a hand on. “Keep your hands off my child!” he kept saying repeatedly, as I kept saying no such thing happened. Then his fat wife came over and started wagging her overweight finger at me as if I was a 3-year old — I told her where to put that finger, if it she could get it to fit. The later I heard she was telling others that I hit her kid … what true piles of manure these people were. Of course, no admission of his little demon hurting the other children was ever acknowledged by either parent — yet every other parent that had their kids pushed down later told me that this is not unusual behavior for that kid. Not unusual? How disgusting.
Fat Moo and Kids Hater! on March 24th, 2010 3:26 am

Carmen – My mother and I went through the same thing when I was only 3 years old, but because I was much older than your daughter I still have very vivid memories of that incident. Let’s just say it made a lasting impression. Ever since that day, I would defend myself from bullies. The result? Kids in my pre-school and primary school feared me. I NEVER bullied myself, but when I was being bullied OR if my friends were getting picked on, I would beat the shit out of them. My point? I already HATED the obnoxious, self-centered little morons when I myself were a child. I NEVER understood why they had to pick on the weakest and I HATED them for it. If they hurt me or one of my friends, I gave them HELL. My best friend was very tiny for her age AND she had red hair. In other words, she was a running target for other kids. I learned how to stand my ground in ways that I as a grown-up regret, she dropped out of school and nearly became anorexic. I hate kids.
cg on March 28th, 2010 6:57 am

Oh no. Almost a year has passed since the last pool party here in my neighborhood. It is march 27th, and a bunch of kids are having a noisy party as I type. But what I really think is ridiculous is that it is 65 degrees right now. If it was colder, I want to see the kids get hypothermia.

I am haunted by these pool parties since last year because they would give me absolutely no peace for the whole day. I would be woken up at 9 by screaming and splashing. I would stay home hiding as best as possible because childrens’ screams seem to penetrate ANYTHING. My dinners are ruined by them. I cannot sleep until 10 because of them. Now I must endure this again. I hope I don’t die from stress because I am strongly against stupid children and if I die the world would be much different. (As in more kids.)
failboat on March 28th, 2010 10:12 pm

Try living near an open air public pool…
cg on March 29th, 2010 12:28 pm

@failboat

OMG that sounds worse… BTW, do you live near one?
failboat on March 29th, 2010 11:24 pm

Most unfortunately, yeah.
I would have preferred a crack-house, mental asylum or even a maximum security correctional facility instead…
Being at home on warm days is just unbearable and the *fun* starts at 8am every godforsaken day. It continues even after closing time as some little punks like to hop the fence for nightly swims. That’s technically breaking and entering so they should at least be quiet about it! But no. I’m woken nearly every summer morning at 3 f**king AM by loud splashing and shouting…
Now before you say “just move away”, I’d like to point out that I was here BEFORE the pool and I don’t recall ever being asked for my permission or opinion about the construction of this monstrosity in my neighbourhood. At least a warning would have been appreciated so I could make plans to get the hell away from here before shit hits the fan. Don’t think this pool increased the surrounding property values…
Anyway after 4 years of pure horror and fruitless complaints to useless officials, rumour has it the pool is going to be demolished. Saints be praised.
failboat on March 30th, 2010 12:26 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ppDsKa4Sw
Nice illustration of overpopulation, and hence the name ^^
cg on April 5th, 2010 8:26 am

OMG 7.2 earthquake in baja California! Why do I post this? It ruined the children’s noisy easter egg hunt. I saw it myself. (I live in S. California) See this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Baja_California_earthquake

Children don’t seem to understand the full meaning of easter. It is about something more important than eggs and candy. I don’t quite know myself the meaning of easter. Ok I admitted it.
Nicole on April 6th, 2010 8:08 am

Wow I cannot tell you how much I agree. I’m 19 and have hated children ever since I can remember, including when I was one. My parents were pretty awesome-I still live with my mom and we’re best friends, and I love my dad to pieces. I also MUCH prefer the company of my parents over that of a teenager. THIS is why I hate kids. (including those up to 20-30 who fail to mature) 1. Sex and their boyfriend/girlfriend. OK kiddies nobody effing cares if you had amazing sex, or your boyfriend looked at another girl, ect. ect. Kids can barely SPELL love, never mind have any clue what it is.
2. “EVERYBODY’S beautiful, smart, and special, and everyone wins.And the world owes them EVERYTHING” Um, NO you little retards. SOme people are ugly muggs. Some people are idiots without two brain cells to rub together. Only ONE team wins at sports whether they keep track or not, and wtf is this that everyone makes the team? retarded. And the world owes you nada, zilch, zero
3. “If they attack my dog and she defends herself, it’s HER fault.” My dog hates kids. I attribute that to the fact that she is cleaner, more attractive, and infinitely smarter. I have to carry pepper spray and run from kids because they WILL NOT LISTEN and will throw themselves on her, leading to a nasty bite when she reacts. Since the law says it doesn’t matter what THEY did to her, my poor baby would get put down if I couldn’t protect her. I have back issues and most kids can outrun me. That’s where the pepper spray comes in. I havn’t had to spray one yet, but you bet your butt I’ll get them square in the eyes before I let them get my baby in trouble
4. GERMS. I won’t allow one near me or my things because of all the disgusting crap all over them. I would let one get snatched by a kidnapper rather than reach out and grab them
5. Spoiled little brats. I once had a 7 year old hand my his christmas list and tell me to write down everything I could afford to buy him. He was NOT related to me. Plus they barely get a tiny scraped knee and scream for hours
I could go on and on but I’ would never stop lol long story short I absolutely agree!
Melissa on April 7th, 2010 4:47 am

I have been searching for a haven like this for a LONG TIME! Thank God almighty for this site!

Let the rantings begin!!!!

FIRST OFF…
Disney World needs to have a NO KIDS DAY (no one under the age of 18), wait, scratch that, those little snots get 365 days a year, we need a NO KIDS WEEK! Better yet a NO KIDS MONTH!
I just want to go on Splash Mountain and walk over to Tomorrow land without FIGHTING MY WAY THROUGH A HEARD OF STROLLERS AND A SEA OF CRYING BRATS! Is that too much to ask?!

SECOND,
If the movie says rated R then I don’t want to see ANYONE under the age of 17 in there! I don’t give a shit if you have a parent with you or not! If I’m trying to watch a sex scene I don’t want to see a little Timmy blowing spit bubbles in front of me!

THIRD,
Stop asking me when I’m going to have kids! I’M NOT! Do not proceed to then tell me that “I will change my mind”. REALLY? You mean one day I’m just going to wake up and say “I wish I had a poop filled diaper to change and a car seat to lug around and a crying brat to tend to night and day!” You just want me to have kids so I can be a MISERABLE AS YOU ARE! That’s why you all want us to have kids! SORRY! I’m happy with my life the way it is. I know that’s a hard concept for you to understand. I don’t have some void that needs to be filled. I AM FULFILLED!

FOURTH,
I’ve come to realize something.People have kids to compete with other people who have kids. Before my best friend had a kid she used to go home from work and cry to her husband about how all the other women at work had pictures of their kids on their desks and she didn’t! (WTF?) They also have kids so they can BUY CRAP! Baby blankets, crib, baby sheets, decorations for the nursery, cute little clothes. (Someone get me a garbage can, I’m going to puke!) Furthermore they have kids so they can bitch to EVERYONE about them! “Little Johnny got into the cheerios and scattered them all over the house!” or My daughter won’t sleep through the night, I’m SO TIRED!”(Uh… didn’t you realize all this when you purposely tried to make a kid???)
and then theres “My husband won’t help me with our child!” Any yet you make ANOTHER ONE WITH HIM!

AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY BY NO MEANS LEAST,
Kids repeat THE SAME FREAKING THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER!! Do you know why? Because Mr and Mrs parent of the year over there won’t acknowledge the kids the FIRST time he makes a request! YOU JUST BLOCK IT OUT DON’T YA? YOU JUST BLOCK IT OUT! Well guess what??? I DON’T AND IT’S ANNOYING A FU*K! So try blocking my fist in your face out!

-Thank you for your time.
Melissa on April 8th, 2010 2:14 am

I made a Twitter specifically for all of us who hate kids. If you have a twitter, follow me, if you don’t have a twitter… make one! lol!
http://twitter.com/KidFreeZone
Greg Carrigan on April 11th, 2010 7:39 am

I was on the bus today and it was FUCKING kid central!!! All tots!! I moved to the back of the bus to get away from the all the damn germ factories. That is what toddlers are. Boogers, spit, shit. AAAHHHH!
Chris on April 14th, 2010 1:24 am

I know what you mean, I was in a bakery and in the queue and behind was a stupid little boy in a pushchair screaming his head off and to the side of me two scrawny little boys behaving like idiots. Here in the UK I have noticed in the last few years children have got even more brattish.

There also seems to be more children probably because of the all too generous state benefits. I was reading today in the news about a family whos parents dont work and they have 7 children (an eighth on the way!) and they get £42,000 (about $65,000) a year in benefits! Its madness! This money is coming from taxpayers yet the family don’t seem to be grateful! The woman has also said she wants 6 more kids!
Greg Carrigan on April 14th, 2010 4:22 am

Losers, bums, and the uneducated should stop breeding!
Jeff on April 15th, 2010 8:30 am

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/list.php?2
Brianna on April 17th, 2010 1:04 pm

I had no idea so many other people hated kids as much as I do!
Why does society value kids more than adults? At what age exactly do you no longer matter? 18? 21?
I’m sick of being asked at stores to donate to some stupid kids charity! I tell them outright that I ONLY support animal charities or those that benefit adults! Why are people rewarded by the government for having kids by getting monthly benefits? They should be FINED for every little life-sucking brat they have! Those of us who choose NOT to pollute the world with more kids should be given the rewards!
I don’t even find kids or babies remotely cute! They are ugly, stinky, drooling little germ factories! They do nothing but make noise and stink up the world! I can’t for the life of me understand why anyone would want to ruin their life or marriage by having kids!
If I could get away with it, I’d punch every brat I see in the face and also its brain-damaged parents!
Greg Carrigan on April 18th, 2010 10:37 am

There is nothing beautiful about a pregnant woman!! That “glow” is total BS!! Whenever I see a pregnant woman I think of the movie Alien. Who’s with me?
Chris on April 18th, 2010 10:54 pm

I agree Brianna I dont find babies are children cute at all, they are just annoying brats! I can’t understand why some people are so eager to have kids!

Im with you Greg, I cant stand the sight of a pregnant woman, I cant beleive that some guys have a pregnant woman fetish! I think of the movie Alien too haha.
Chris on April 18th, 2010 10:56 pm

*and children I mean.
Greg Carrigan on April 19th, 2010 12:00 pm

Every restaurant should have a NO KIDS day!!
Dave on April 19th, 2010 11:48 pm

Melissa your post was hilarious! I totally agree with the Disney thing. Most of those rides aren’t for kids in strollers anyway. And people do have kids to compete with other parents. It’s sick.
Greg Carrigan on April 20th, 2010 8:07 am

I just saw a story on the news, a baby was born before it reached the hospital. WHY THIS TYPE OF STORY ON THE NEWS EVERY FUCKING WEEK? A baby was born! So what? A baby is born in this country every FUCKING DAY! Are all supposed to drop whatever we are doing and let out a collective AWWWW? FUCK THAT!
JS Laird on April 23rd, 2010 3:22 am

I hate how my neighbourhood now looks like a slum thanks to the hordes of ugly, noisy kids running around. Why the hell can’t there be adults only communities that are NOT retirement homes! I am sure plenty of people would love to live in peace and quiet without the sight of disgusting little brats running wild all over!
Meow on April 23rd, 2010 10:21 am

I have just one thing to say….
i totally agree with everything you have said on here thank you god someone finally has said it

….. I HATE CHILDREN
Gazza on April 24th, 2010 12:02 am

I had 1 kid, then a vasectomy. Enough said, I feel.
failboat on April 24th, 2010 7:13 am

@JS Laird
Sounds like a business plan to me…
JS Laird on April 24th, 2010 8:27 am

Yeah, failboat I’m sure a condo or gated community that was adults only would have no trouble finding people willing to move in. Some provinces in Canada allow that but problem is when someone gets pregnant it is nearly impossible to evict them! A tougher law is needed forcing them to move out! I would give them say, a year from the time they found out they were pregnant to move out. I think that is plenty fair! Unfortunately the government ALWAYS sides with parents and kids!
What a tranquil heavenly place a neighbourhood with no kids would be! Sadly it’s only a fantasy!
Chris on April 24th, 2010 11:26 pm

I agree, a baby is born so what? Babies sadly are being born all the time, the stupid drooling little idiots! No way are babies miracles either, it really bugs me when a couple have a baby and say ‘he (or she) is a little miracle’, a little snotbag more like! Do babies seriously look like miracles anyway? They look stupid! And I also agree with childhood free neighbourhoods, that would be amazing!
JS Laird on April 25th, 2010 5:18 am

All baby animals are cute yet baby humans are hideously ugly! Anyone else think so? Don’t you just feel like puking when you see a TV show where a baby is born and they put the slimy gross fetus in the mother’s arms and both parents KISS it? EWWWWW! Not only is it ugly but it’s slimy and stinky!
Chris on April 25th, 2010 9:27 am

I agree baby humans are really ugly and those shows are hideous, also babies are so stupid its unbelievable, they look like they behave.
cg on April 25th, 2010 11:36 am

I had an idea toady. When I buy my own house, I will buy a huge one in a neighborhood with few or if possible, no children. (If I have that money, I don’t know yet.) Half of that house is for me to live a childfree life, and the other half is like a free hotel for people/friends in my local area if they need a day or two away from the brats. If we can get house/hotels like this all over the USA and the world, things might change, BIG TIME! If this doesn’t work out, I will build one of these! Who agrees with me?
Chris on May 1st, 2010 3:01 am

I agree completely, brats annoy me so much!
knutt on May 3rd, 2010 10:22 am

kids are like natural SPAM. unwanted sights. i really hate when they paste their putrid snots all over the freaking glasses at my work. i hate the sounds they make, and whenever i can i give them THE LOOK.
Greg on May 5th, 2010 2:44 am

HAS ANYONE SEEN THE TRAILER FOR THE FUCKING “BABIES” MOVIE???!!! THAT IS A FUCKING ATROCITY!!! FUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!!!
Chris on May 6th, 2010 7:33 am

That movie is bottom of my list of films to watch, yuck what a horrible movie it looks.
Chris on May 6th, 2010 7:41 am

Literally that film is like one really long bad dream! I cant believe such a film has been made!
Greg on May 7th, 2010 6:20 am

I feel badly for our ecosystem when I see that fucking trailer. I also wonder how many fucking moos will go see this and shit out more brats.
Ritter on May 10th, 2010 6:31 am

I know exactly how you all feel. I freaking hate kids. The worst thing ever happened to me recently. I was flying home from New York to San Francisco, and guess what happened. For some reason I had to switch seats and I got stuck next to two nine year old boys. It was hell. They kept on whining about how long the flight was, and how they couldn’t play the damn aquarium game on the tv. They kept on bothering the poor flight attendant for ridiculous things. They asked her to mix three soda’s for them to drink. The worst part ever was that the kid’s parents weren’t there, they were unaccompanied minors (go figure). I had my iphone with me and they kept on asking if they could play with it. I nicely told them no several times because I needed it for business, then they threw fits. Oh, then they started playing with their damn nintendo ds things and they had the audio up so damn loud. I think what annoyed me the most was how they had to go to the bathroom every three or four fucking minutes. Oh yeah, I forgot. They made fun of me too. I moved to US from Germany, and I happen to have a thick accent. They kept on mocking the way I talked throughout the flight. They even made fun of where I was from (little shitheads) and the people around me just laughed along and thought they were cute. Kids are fucking shitheads and they need to be disciplined more. WORST 7 HOURS EVER!!!!!!!
Glurk on May 10th, 2010 11:23 am

Hate kids? Need a place to rant?

http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/list.php?2
Chris on May 12th, 2010 4:56 am

Children can be very cruel, they have no morals and increasing the parents dont either.
Chris on May 13th, 2010 11:16 am

I just try to stay away from children as much as possible, but sometimes that can be difficult especially using public transport!
Greg Carrigan on May 14th, 2010 10:53 pm

I hate kids. Have you guys noticed how many shitty commercials have brats? I have a special disdain for the tots. I HATE THEIR VOICES!!! It is like nails on a chalkboard and I feel like vomiting when I hear them. They are almost as annoying as Sarah Palin’s “voice”.
Bratfree-Britgirl on May 19th, 2010 10:10 am

Hate, hate, HATE kids!!!
Today I saw some brat at the bus station chuck a lolly stick on the ground – Moo saw, but did nothing… I then noticed the wrapper was already on the ground as well.
What happened to the good old (‘Dickens’) days when children were shoved up chimneys?
PS: ‘Glurk’..?!? Where’s Bratfree gone? – Wahhh!!!
Natasha on May 20th, 2010 1:49 am

I hate strollers in the malls. I hate children in my coffee stores, I hate them running through the halls of my University (why are you little pricks here anyway, you wont make it here)!
I can not stand when I am walking around the city and a school gets out because apparently when you are young walking etiquette, sidewalks, intersection, civility do not apply to you. All you want to do is take them by the hand and spank them like their parents ought to.
Chris on May 20th, 2010 8:23 am

I hate children in adverts, it makes me cringe, I hate it when you are on a bus and a child is in the seat in front and then looks back at you and pulls stupid faces or says something or makes a stupid noise. I hate it when children run about in pubs and in bars, there seems to be no place to escape from children now even the main library in my city is going more ‘child friendly’. The only time you can escape children is by going out on a night to pubs/clubs, but during the day you can’t! I really can’t understand people who are enthusiastic about children.
Brent on May 23rd, 2010 12:28 pm

I also hate children and Im glad I found this page, it makes me feel normal. I have felt this way since I was 10 years old. It really doesnt get any worse than children. I would rather have a root canal appointment scheduled everyday from here on out than have a kid. Not to mention human babies are utterly disgusting. I love animals though & view them as cute and innocent.
Mega_child_hater on May 29th, 2010 1:54 pm

I FUCKING HATE KIDS!!! I’m nearly 26 years old, single, fairly attractive female who ENJOYS being in charge of her own life. All i get from family and all the bastards i work with is: So, when are you going to meet someone and have kids?
Thankfully, all my friends are kid haters too, so no worries there in that dept. Thank God.
Oh yeah, i also like the way all the females who i work with who are the same age or abit older with little fucking idiot beings of hell, just AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME i want them or think i think they are precious.
One was talking about how her two year old woke her up during the night several times or some other lame ass story and told me
“One day when you have your own…Etc, etc” I just mentally blank it all out.
Also, this same one always goes on about “When you DO become pregnant…etc,etc” Again, i tend to think about things far more important.
At a staff meeting recently our assistant manager told everyone that she was pregnant. 99% of people in the meeting were female (by that that i mean was one bloke) and EVERYONE, including the bloke, congratulated her and made a fuss, bullshit bullshit, bullshit…I was the only one NOT to congratulate her and the only one giving her a “what the fuck have you done?” look. Yes, i got accused of being very rude by several members of staff, but bollocks to them!!!
She admitted to everyone there it was a mistake but wanted to keep it…*pulls out hair* YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT!!! If you don’t want the damn kid, GET AN ABORTION!!!
IT PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ARE CAUSING OVER CROWDING AND ALL THE PROBELMS!!!
Honestly, how people can volunteerly want kids is well beyond me. Shitting, screaming, expensive, annoying, demanding, fucking waste of space’s!
The thought of being pregnant terrifies the day lights out of me and the thought of giving birth does exactly the same. I made the decision that i NEVER wanted kids when i was 17 after an award winning bad babysitting experience (major out of control horrible rude loud kids and parents who couldn’t give a fuck…Enuff said) and have NEVER and i mean NEVER looked back. That one award winningly bad experience was a MEGA wake up call for me and i saw the true nature of children from their instead of the ‘rose tinted’ veiw i had of them. I think thats the issue with society, your made to believe this ‘rose tinted’ veiw of kids. Some of us are given a wake up call and some are lucky enuff to have realised it from the outset that kids are nothing but trouble from start to finish.
Oh and by the way, anyone who tells me “when you meet the right one, you’ll change your mind” Can offically go straight to hell,seriously.
So, glad i’m not the only one out there who fucking hates the little crapholes to death!!!
TOTALLY ANNOYED WITH BRATTY KIDS on June 1st, 2010 7:21 am

I cant stand the sight of kids, In Target where I work, Planes, Pools. all they do is stare at me call me ugly and make fun of how i look. I find them totally obnoxius. I am so glad I found this site because I can say how I feel without offending anyone, I thought I was the only one who hated kids.
KIDS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM PUBLIC PLACES. on June 1st, 2010 7:29 am

LIVID, i SAW YOUR POST, I would have first told her kids to shut the eff up. Then told the mother to take her effing brats and go find another register, You waited long enough, just because the BITCH has little PRICKS, doesnt mean she can go ahead of people. I hate mothers with kids they think their so special
KIDS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM PUBLIC PLACES. on June 1st, 2010 7:30 am

LIVID, i SAW YOUR POST, I would have first told her kids to shut the eff up. Then told the mother to take her effing brats and go find another register, You waited long enough, just because the BITCH has little PRICKS, doesnt mean she can go ahead of people. I hate mothers with kids they think their so special, loved your post, Hated the mother and her snot nosed kids.
mother shoots dog her bit her kid.. on June 1st, 2010 7:35 am

personally if that were my dog she shot
I would have sued her ass. I think the little brat teased the dog and she got bit, she didnt get badly hurt by the animal like the mother was saying. it was the Daughters fault, kids today are mean to animals,she didnt even have and deep gashes on her.
Greg Carrigan on June 1st, 2010 11:33 pm

I ‘ll say it again, I can’t stand all these #&%$&*@ brats in all these #&%$&*@ commercials.
Glad IFoundYourSite on June 2nd, 2010 9:27 am

I can’t stand kids.. as a female it seems like you might as well be branded for life for saying so. Like you, I was raised well, wasn’t a brat, but never was doted on so when I see parunts allowing their good-for-nothing sprogs to sprawl it makes my skin crawl.

in this society you’re looked down on, and hated if you even make the slightest hint of saying you can’t stand brats!

I just told my long lost sibling I cannot be an Aunt to his kids and he was so unbelievably hostile about it! At least I know my limits!
KidHater on June 7th, 2010 12:48 am

Another thing I hate about kids is that I cannot beat them up because their parents are there when they misbehave and didn’t do shit about it.
SMAN on June 7th, 2010 6:56 am

I hate kids, or more specifically, the ones around my house. They run around the neighborhood and make tremendous amounts of noise and destroy anything that gets in their smelly paths. To listen to their communication is an exercise in annoyance. Their parents are equally annoying and completely worthless scum. Many of these vermin are spoiled brats. I pray that someday they will move and quiet, respectful neighbors move in. But until that day, these disgusting little worthless pieces of flesh will continue to grind on my nerves, just as they doing right now this very moment.
cg on June 9th, 2010 9:51 am

Today was the last day of school for me. (And apparently for all the little brats) I promoted from the 8th grade. I dressed up all nice for the ceremony and came home with a fancy certificate. And guess what? As soon as my dad drove us back into the neighborhood, there was m massive water fight going on, and it was only 67 degrees! That’s not all. I got out of the car, and two stupid little kids BLASTED ME WITH THEIR WATER GUNS and THE WORST PART IS THE OTHER ONE HIT ME WITH A WATER BALLOON!! WHAT THE FUCK?! My new fancy clothes were wet now and I was pissed. At least my certificate was hidden away. I went to tell their parents to control them and all they told me was not to wear nice clothes next time. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! So I went inside and just listened to the god-damn water fight drag on from noon till 6:30. When it was over, I found out that there were pieces of broken water balloons all over the place and the parents didn’t even give a GOD-DAMN FUCK about cleanup. When I told the parents they should tell the kids to clean up, they replied, “Why don’t you pick them all up? THEY’RE JUST KIDS!!!” Even worse, all my plants were damaged from those expensive looking high pressure water guns. (STOP BUYING EXPENSIVE CRAP FOR YOUR CRAPPIER ASSHOLE KIDS!!)

Man, I’m pissed but if feels so good to let this out!
sergio on June 11th, 2010 1:23 pm

i skipped comment 59 because i knew it was full of BUUUULLLLLSHIT!
i remember the only time i gave problem to my parents was when i cried because i wanted some peanuts, good thing my parents didnt get me those peanut. i hadnt any incident with childrens, i just hate how they are always screaming about everything…that goes for kids from 12-14 too!
Neiko Yamamoto on June 14th, 2010 12:52 am

Get this, I have a kid, AND I HATE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS. My next door neighbors kids for prime example: They look like two children off that movie, “The Hills Have Eyes”, that’s creepy enough, they way they just stare at you. The youngest one has a perpetual green trail of slimy snot hanging out of her nose. I don’t even know if it is new shot each time I see her, or the same old snot that has been there for months. They knock on my door at 8am on Saturdays and Sundays, like little Jehovah’s Witnesses in training, except they are not spreading the word of any deity, they are spreading their nasty germs and begging me to let them swim in my pool. The oldest one has mottled skin and rotten teeth, and her mother has told me that she was not born with adult teeth. So basically, her mouth is jacked up. The young one is the ringleader, and she has this bossy, uberbratty air about her that makes you just want to choke the living shit out of her everytime she begins to address you with the “Umm, umm, ummm, umm…Miss Neiko”. Her belly juts out from her frame like she has been drinking beer all her life, but in all actuality, this is likely due to the wonderful trashy genes from her cro-magnon dad and wildebeest mother, and the first-class diet of cookies, M&M’s, ice cream, and golden mac&cheese that they exclusively subsist upon. Sometimes, they knock on my door up to 16 times a day (yes I have counted) with varied inane requests. Sometimes, they just trample through my garden and pluck my roses, peonies and daylilies without asking. Sometimes, just decide my house is a great backdrop for their sidewalk chalk art. Once, I awoke to go get the mail, and found a giant penis skillfully drawn on my garage. Oh yes, this is all as real as it gets.

My son has NEVER acted this way, EVER!! I have invested lots of time and sacrifice and patience to teach my now 10 year son how to behave like a young gentleman and not a hooligan. He is a great boy and I never have to hover over him because he knows right from wrong…but trust me when I tell you 0-3 was pure hell, and many parents will lie and say this stage is soo “precious” and “adorable”. I call bullshit. Why do you think so many parents are on SSRI medications and benzodiazepines? I’ll tell you why, their kids are bad as hell.

I’ve discovered that the sanctimonious “my kids can do no wrong” assholes that you encounter in a mall, store or restaurant with their obnoxious offspring acting like a pack of wild animals, are so touchy when you address their spawn’s behavior because they know their kids are fucking up and they know their kids are bad as hell, and these parents are beyond exasperated. They have let these kids (yes, kids) run them into the ground like a slave driver. They have given into the tantrums, the demands, the screeching, the wailing and bought into this new-age hippie bag of nonsense that kids are supposed to run the house. I am a child of the 80’s, and seriously, the way kids behave today was simply unheard of even in my youth. What in the hell happened in 30 short years? I have been out places and seen 4-6 year olds literally slap their parents when they said NO to something the kid wanted. I have heard verbage come out of these “little angels” mouths towards their parents that would make a sailor blush. I have seen parents turn the ever-blind-eye or just smile all stupid like when their spawn are in public annoying other patrons.

The solution is simple. START WHIPPING THEIR BAD ASSES, PARENTS!! A lot of parents are too wuss to give their kid a well-deserved ass whipping because of alphabet agencies like CPS and DYFS. Hell, I told mine to go ahead and call them people! Call them, because if you screw up under my roof, I am gonna beat your ass. So, if you don’t want your ass whooped, don’t screw up. It was that easy for me to get my son to behave properly. Plus, I never had to spank him often, he got about 10 good spankings in his life. Still, too many parents buy into this “attachment parenting” bullcrap and “time outs” and that shit does not work. This is why you see so many overindulged, snotty, arrogant and obnoxious brats now days. Mommy and daddy are scared to discipline their little darlings, so they let them run amok like good 21st century parents. Well behaved children are the exception, not the rule today, and that is truly sad. I wish drive-by ass whippings could be legally sanctioned in all US states. It could improve society dramatically.

You parents up here defending your demon spawn and others need to get off of it, most kids are BAD as hell, and that is simply the truth. Do you want people to lie to you when you know your kid is fucking up in public and say “Aww, little Timmy is soo sweet and cute!” when little Timmy is running around like a chimpanzee on fire and screaming like a hyena in labor, knocking things off shelves, smearing viscous green boogers on walls, pushing people and swearing? Get real. Get a grip, and for the love of baby seals, get control of your demon spawn. If you fail to discipline them now, the state will be happy to do so in 16 years or so in the form of incarceration or institution, or better yet, should your unruly piece of shit happen to think they can take whatever they want off of my property, I will be happy to give them some lead flavored fruit snack projectiles.

Damn, that rant felt good.
cg on June 16th, 2010 2:33 am

Take a look at this article I came across:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1280249/Meet-year-old-boy-throws-tantrum-parents-refuse-cigarette.html

Its about a 2 year old boy who has been smoking 40 cigarettes a day since he was 18 months old and he throws a tantrum if he doesn’t get a cigarette. And his parents don’t really care about his health either. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
cg on June 19th, 2010 8:19 am

Ughhh… yet ANOTHER god damn pool party. ITS ONLY 65 DEGREES!!! And the screaming… MAKE IT STOP!!! I hate children and their “fun” noisy activities!!! They don’t even swim in the pool, they just run around screaming hellishly and the others dip their toys in the water.
cg on June 25th, 2010 7:10 am

There has been this constant screaming going on in one of the houses behind me. It seems there are several stupid children aged 3-5 screeching their lungs out. Then there is the dad standing there with a desperate look on his face. He was going like “No no no no no wait till we get there, then you can have it!” and “Stop running around!” then he finally snapped and shouted “SIT DOWN!!!!” after 30 GOD DAMN minutes! At least the tiny shits finally shut their pie holes! The dad did one proper thing, he yelled at the screaming shits. What did the scumballs want so badly anyways?
Nobody on June 25th, 2010 11:23 am

I agree wth Ellen 100%. I wish that we were born 8 years old and on so that we wouldn’t need to be like one of these little pieces of snake turd.
Chris on June 26th, 2010 6:13 am

I am not looking foward to summer holidays, when all the brats will be running everywhere and generally causing annoyance. I really hate babies which just lay in a cot or pram or someones lap just making a niusance of themselves by crying, babbling, drooling, being self indulgent and causing a nuisance of themselves, but I also hate children when they are running about, talking nonsense and being a pain in the ass.
kate on June 26th, 2010 11:18 am

ur a bitch i’m 11 kids r the best go fuck urself u fag
Don't worry about it on June 26th, 2010 9:58 pm

@Kate

Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. None of us give a damn what you feel, think, or say. Now go ahead and go cry to mommy you dumb cunt.
cg on June 30th, 2010 11:59 am

@Kate

Hey kate, why are you searching the net for “I hate children”? You are a stupid child! And why are you using the words “bitch”, “fuck”, and “fag”?! Only people 13 and up should use those words! AND PLEASE FIX YOUR GRAMMAR!!! You are a perfect example of the people we DON’T want here! Now, like “Don’t worry about it” said, get out of here before we turn you into a heap of smoldering crap!

Now for what I have to say to “Don’t worry about it”…

YOU ARE AWESOME! I like how you responded to that no-good bitch!
JC on June 30th, 2010 8:11 pm

I used to feel uber guilty when I would seethe with absolute hatred at the sight of young children, especially those 20 month olds throwing convulsive tantrums, or shoot, even an infant just acting calmly doing its “baby thing” near me. My propensity has always been to think: “I hate your stupid hands and your stupid chubby feet and that stupid cackle coming out of your stupid face.” Only to be followed by extreme guilt and horror that I could think such a thing. What was wrong wih me? I battled with my guilt for a loooooooooooong time. But now? FU*K IT! I feel the way I feel. Can’t help it. When babies come in sight and all the women gaggle around to gaga over a baby – like men do admiring a hot woman or a Mustang at a car show, I just walk away with my evil thoughts. Yesterday, I saw a nearly two year old FREAKING out because he accidentally caught sight of saw his mom (who was at work) when the babysitter then had to leave. The kid was kicking and screaming because “he saw his momma, and now he’s a little upset. Poor dear.”
Poor dear????? Kick that fu*king thing in the head and tell him to DEAL!!!
Chris on July 5th, 2010 10:54 pm

Dont feel guilty and obviously there are more people who hate little brats out there, according to the BBC website there is a village in the UK that is child free!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/10476754.stm
Chris on July 12th, 2010 8:59 pm

I’ve spent time in the military so I’m ingrained with the “get it done quickly and efficiently” mindset and I’m a generally impatient person to begin with, so little kids cut right to my soul.

My pet peeve when it comes to kids is the airport. You’re already trapped in little-kid hell anyway with the confined spaces, lots of waiting and lack of distractions. But, the worst part is getting on and off the airplane. On a recent business trip to Houston, it took one mother and her two kids (one infant, one toddler) ten minutes (I’m not exaggerating) to get off the f***ing aircraft. She had her carry-on bag, a stroller, a diaper bag and a “Spongebob” roller carry-on for the toddler. She had to gather up all of her equipment, deploy the stroller for the infant, put the infant in said stroller and then de-bark the airplane with the toddler in the lead PULLING HIS OWN CARRY-ON! The kid kept tripping and catching his bag on the seats, not to mention stopping to look around every 5-10 seconds.

I all fairness, I don’t recall if any of the other adults near the mother offered to assist her or carry any of her things (that probably would’ve been the polite and gallant thing to do). But, if I were king of the airlines for a day, I would issue the following edicts: No adult may fly with more than one child. No child under the age of 6 is allowed to board or leave the aircraft under their own power. All strollers must be checked (a stroller isn’t a f***ing carry-on). Children under the age of 10 are not allowed carry-on luggage.

Whew…that felt good.
Chris on July 12th, 2010 9:32 pm

One more parting shot from me…

I’d like to hit on the thread that kids have become status symbols. I’m noticing this here in the States among well-to-do urban liberal white people. The names people give their kids these days seem like some sort of sick competition to see how creative and original they can be. The funny thing is that they wind up picking the same name as thousands of other dead-eyed, clog-wearing, Whole Foods-shopping hipster parents.

I was in Chicago visiting some friends last year and went to a farmers market in Lincoln Park (my first mistake, I know). At one point a woman was trying to corral her two sons and called out their names “Dakota, Noah, come here please!” I kid you not, half of the kids turned around in response to those names. If I see one more kid named Jacob or Abigail, I’m going to suck-start my sidearm. I’ve got news for you people, these fashionable, origninal and creative names you’re giving your kinds…aren’t.
Pissed off in Boston on July 12th, 2010 11:13 pm

I was at a museum yesterday with my g/f. There was a man there with his young son, probably 3yrs old. He and his kid were parked in front of an exhibit along with a stroller. To the man’s credit, he moved over a bit to allow us to view the exhibit as well. He asked his son to move and attempted to move the empty stroller (the kid was foot-mobile) to make room for us. The kid started screaming NO, NO, NO!!! He grabbed the stroller to prevent is father from moving it and then pushed it over and started kicking it while still screaming. The father didn’t seem to care that his kid was throwing a VIOLENT tantrum in response to the simplest of requests (I.e. can you move two feet to your left so these people can see the exhibit too.)

If I had done that at age three, my mother would have beaten me senseless on the spot, immediately taken me home, beaten me senseless a second time and then sent me to my room for the night with no dinner (let alone dessert). Where is the descipline today people?
Pissed off in Boston on July 12th, 2010 11:29 pm

Oh, BTW; When I was young, I didn’t have a Nintendo/Play Station or even a TV in my room. Being sent to my room meant that I was to sit on my bed, upright with both feet on the floor until it was time to go to sleep. Leaving the bed without permission, sleeping or engaging in any sort of amusement was grounds for additional punishment. This may sound harsh, I know, but it worked!
Greg on July 13th, 2010 5:27 am

Hey cg!

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UKChris on July 15th, 2010 8:55 am

Two Chris’s on here I was the Chris who posted about the childless village, I really am not looking forward to the over 6 week summer holidays that the brats will soon be taking I hope the weather is bad so the brats will have to stay indoors!
maya on July 19th, 2010 6:35 am

I didn’t have problems with children until I started dating this guy who has 3 fucking kids..To make a long story short he was married and then the bitch left him and kidnapped 2 of the 3 they have. so when i met him he had the oldest who was 5 at the time. i could not stand that little shit!!! one time I was hanging out with the kid on my bed and all of a sudden out of no where he fucking spit on my face.. Oh my God I wanted to bitch slap the fuck out of him, so I told his dad instead and he only got reprimanded with a little talk and “time out” that shit doesn’t work.. well 3 years later and now he has all 3 of these kids and I fucking cannot stand them!! they are annoying, slow and are always doing stupid shit…i am at my wits ends.. they can be sweet at times and always tell me that they love me, but even that gets on my nerves..so as i said before i thought that i liked kids, but since this experience i realized that never do i want any and i hate kids..i love dogs..i just got a puppy chihuahua and those little dirty fucks are always trying to pick her up and shit and i just tell them to get out of my room and don’t touch my fucking dog…
maya on July 19th, 2010 6:45 am

one more thing: since i am pretty much raising this shits as my own, dont get me wrong i take care of them, but i will spank their asses and send them to their rooms, fuck that time out shit..to me time out is watering the garden, picking up the old trash, putting clothes in the dryer and other shit like that.. they are not allowed to talk with food in their mouth, not allowed to eat anywhere other than the dining room table then pick up any food crumbs left behind on the floor or the table..i am strict..they wont dare talk back to me..i make them clean their own damn rooms..i hate how these fucking parents of the millennium let their kids control situations have tantrums..FUCK THAT ..not these kids that i take care of..if they think that they are gonna have a hiss fit then i tell them to get over it and go to their room.. these are the kind of kids that don’t exist anymore..i am dead serious when i say that every time i go out with them random ppl come up to me and tell me how unbelievable it is that these kids are well behaved at restaurants and shopping stores.. YOU DAMN RIGHT they are!! I don’t play that shit!!
I lOVE GUATEMALA on July 21st, 2010 10:51 pm

Yeah, I’m not a fan of kids either. They’re annoying. I can’t stand Mexican kids.
cg on July 25th, 2010 3:29 am

Click here to see how a bunch of children ruined a party for me last night:

>>> http://irritates-casey.blogspot.com/2010/07/another-reason-children-irritate-me.html

It’s a post on my blog.
I Hate Your Kid on July 27th, 2010 1:08 pm

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SCason on July 29th, 2010 7:55 am

My boyfriend and I were just about to be seated at an Italian restaurant when I noticed a child was Already half way into our booth while his legs were kicking his parents in their neighboring booth.

I turned to the hostess and requested a different table; and OF COURSE the mother loudly sighs. After hearing her spawn SCREEEECHED I walked as close as could to her and stated, “Don’t expect everyone to love your kid as much as you do” I concluded with a hard point and turned to follow our hostess to our new table.

I could not have felt more pride in myself.
But what shocked me was once we were seated (as far away as possible) my boyfriend told me I was out of line. – - – The relationship didn’t make it to the end of the month.

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