I Hate Children
I had a small company dinner recently with some boring colleagues, my angry boss and his plastic family, consisting of 2 fruity small kids. Somehow that (unpleasant) encounter reminded me of how much I fucking hate children.
No, not that kind of babykiller / kidnapper hate, stupid. You and your poisoned minds. It’s just that at every level of their life, they emit different types of annoyance. Of course I was a kid once (duh) but as I remembered, I never give my parents a hard time. At least that’s what they told me (they were pretty honest). I was content of what I got, not sulking and making scene when I didn’t get that super tempting Lego airport set.
Kids today suck. They think they can have everything in the world and what they say is true regardless. Probably because the media exposure and all that whole money, sex, violence and stupidity on our local television. No kid in KL will be content with simple things like hula hoops or a basketball. For them, fun is something that can be only found on a magic black idiot box called Playstation 3.
Back to my boss’s spoiled annoying little good for nothing brats, what do you feel if a 6 year old already knew the difference between 3 star and a 5 star hotel? Won’t stay in one without a swimming pool? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, right? By the time they’re 15 I can see what mega idiots these kids will become. Really, it sucked so hard that I’m not really in the mood to type. So to sum it up, I made a shitty graph to represent my annoyance level versus stupid children’s age.
Also, have you met people who talks on and on about their kids? I had about 20 of them at work. Yeah, sucks to be me I know. It’s okay I guess to be proud of your offspring but do you have to babble about them ALL THE FUCKING TIME? This madness need to stop, pronto.
I’m not saying you should smack your kids if they don’t behave, just don’t give them too much freedom and everything they ever fucking want. You have to make them WORK for it. And oh so very hard, too.
That being said, a good beating once in a while is perfectly acceptable for me! *Runs away*
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well said!
lol..Craplicious, u best have yourself neutred then and don’t have kids.
Anyways, I love kids and I work with kids a lot. Some of them truly made my day better with their antics and the stuff they say. They can be so cute and honest at the same time…It’s the parents who corrupted and spoiled them with all those luxuries.
I detested kids when I was a kid. I don’t like them any more now that I am an adult. That being said, you will occasionally come across one that is truly special, but they are few and far between. Most are little more than screaming larvae who have no more manners than a monkey flinging poo. That goes double for their enabling parents. I don’t have kids and I never intend to have them. My parents hated kids too, and I don’t think they ever really wanted to have kids. I was beaten regularly while growing up and I’m perfectly GRONK! normal now!
Wow Mark we should really be friends then, mate. Eventually, as a human being you will want to have kids someday and it kinda sucks to know that. Can’t they just sell them in 15 year old packages?
I don’t mind older kids, like age 8 and older. But when they are really small is when I want to shove a shank through their little necks. Like the way they feel the need to go “um” whenever they talk, or when they need to show you what’s in their mouths when they eat. When they are 7 and younger they are annoying little pieces of shit!! I also hate when people bring their little turds into restaurants and need to seat them in the adult section, therefore I am not allowed to smoke, drink liquor, or talk too loudly. Yet, these little shits are allowed to run all over the place, scream their little heads off, throw food, bump into people and throw temper tantrums over being denied a hot fudge sunday. And I really hate it when some little turd sits up and stares at me while leaning on the arm of the adjoining seats and just stares at me while I am trying to eat my meal. So many others think that it’s cute, I think it’s downright rude!! But GOD FORGBID anyone should say anything to these “precious little angels”, even in a nice way, and then you become the bad guy. I also hate it when they feel they need to cry and holler every ten seconds over nothing, and the damn parents does shit about it!! Yet the whole entire world seems to revolve around these chubby-cheeked bastards, and they take full advantage of it!! Think about it; the FCC and the MPAA’s only concern is that some crappy 3-year-old is going to hear the word “fuck” uttered 10,000 times, or some 6-year-old is going to see a naked boobie, or a naked torso!! And so many great shows get taken off the air because they’re not considered appropriate for children under age 7, or someone tears up a perfectly good film for not being kid-friendly. I got news for ya, NOT EVERY SINGLE MOVIE HAS TO BE KID-FRIENDLY!!!!! And I hate it when they play cable movies on network stations and then take out all the good parts so some 5-year-old won’t get influenced!! And isn’t the reason why they put cable movies on network so that little kids can see it in the first place??? So many other luxuries are taken away from us big folk for the sake of these little pieces of shit!! We can no longer smoke in public places (not even in bars), we get pulled over for speeding even if it’s a minor offense, we are no longer allowed to hang around restaurants even after we eat and digest our foods and relax because some family with small kids are waiting for that table, we are no longer allowed to sit outside a 7-11 and chill out, bus stops no longer have benches because some toddler was running away from his/her parent and banged into one and got hurt…and what about little kids being allowed to have drinks and food with them when shopping, or being allowed to have outside food and drinks with them in movie theaters, yet we adults get thrown out for doing the same thing??? I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t little 2-to-5-year-olds messier with beverages than adults, yet they’re free to bring in their damn juice boxes when going shopping in department stores??? WHERE’S THE JUSTICE?!?!?! And, of course, as much as we love the holiday season, Halloween, Christmas, Easter and even birthdays are for kids!! LITTLE kids!! They get showered with gifts and candy, yet we’re doing all the work AND WE GET SQUAT!!!!! Little children are nasty and obnoxious, yet the whole entire human race revolves around them!! AHHHHH!!!!!
I agree totally. I try not to harber these feelings towards little kids, but it’s no use. I DESPISE THEM!!!
I am single and I enjoy it. I don’t want to get married, but everyone gets all over me saying “this means you’ll never have kids”. Well, good!
And one day I just happened to be watching “The Preacher’s Wife” for some sick reason it was on TV, I mean aside from Whitney Houston’s singing, it was a real lousy shit movie! And that kid…MY GOD!!! That little crap I wanted to friggin’ choke that little Jeremiah with his nasily voice and the way he kept on talking, and talking, and talking, like he wouldn’t shut up, the little shit! And how he kept going “I miss Hakeeeeemmmm” every ten minutes! I hated this movie, but I was doing some work, so I kept it on, maybe for the sheer joy of hating this little nasle-voiced bastard!!
This is the very reason why I hate children, because they are too loud and they are always talking and it’s usually about something stupid!
And, yes, children get away from everything and the world does revolve around them!
Another movie…”Mrs. Doubtfire”!! Love this movie, except Mara Wilson, and her nauseatingly sweet demeanor. Especially when her dad made a joke about her mom having some sort of diarrhea and the little brat gets all “why would you want mommy to die???!” Lighten up, TURDBALL!!!
Yeah, I hate these crap-asses!! I hate that holidays are for kids and amusement parks are for kids!! EVERYTHING is for kids!!
And this does not make me a bad person!!
Oh yeah, I hate those ANNOYING children in mainstream movies. One more portrayal of smackworthy kid is in that boy in ‘Are We There Yet?’. Honestly if I meet him in real life I swear I’m gonna give a good spank or two.
Also, Ellen, you’re totally on point with kids who like to come to other people’s table and watch them eat. Fucking ANNOYING.
And what’s worse is my mom was sitting across from me where the little kid was and she was going, “Awwww…how cute!” and talking to the little booger and stuff, and then the waitress came along and was all, “Ohhh…hello…” AHHH!!! As for annoying celluloid youngsters, ever see that new Flintstones vitamins ad where the little turd with the spikey red hair is asking his mom, “Do Flintstones work here??? Here??? What about here???” Seriously, I everytime I see that commercial, I just wanna reach into the screen and pull that little pile of dung out by his spikey hair and beat the crap outta him!! I know, I know, it sounds brutal and terrible, but I don’t care!
Whenever I hear anyone say they love little kids I have to think there’s a screw loose someplace, because kids are obnoxiousl annoying, disgusting little pieces of shit! I’m talking about the under-8 set! They smell like shit, they’re gross, they eat like pigs, and they talk like idiots. And yes you totally hit the nail on the head saying that everything revolves around little kids! Like the other day I discovered that they were taking down my favorite shop at a shopping center near where I live to, get this, MAKE ROOM FOR A FRIGGIN’ BABY GYM/DAY CARE CENTER!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! I have been going to this shop for almost twenty years, and now they’re taking it down just to put in some stupid facility for children?!?!?!?! They have too many damn day care centers as it is where I live!! But, after all, THE WORLD DOES REVOLVE AROUND THE ANNOYING LITTLE UNDER-8 SET, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! >:O
I was tossed out of a Starbuck’s recently for listening to my headphones while drinking my latte. I was right in the middle of relaxing with my delicious latte, when some chick comes along and says, “Sorry, miss! You can’t listen to that in here!” I was like, “Why?”, and she was like, “Because there are little kids in here!” The song I was listening to was something by Alicia Keys, and it wasn’t even a dirty, or provocative song. But the lady said I had the volume up too long, and that the little kids were getting upset. I refused so I got tossed out and the little bitch even had the balls to take my coffee away from me! Okay…first of all, when did Starbuck’s suddenly become a day care?!?! Starbuck’s used to be a place where ADULTS could get away from CHILDREN!!! Now, everytime you go there, there’s always parents there with their little monsters running around and screaming!! Okay, what the heck is there for these little turds to drink anyway?!?!?! So, I guess there really isn’t any escape from these little bastards!!
Gosh, that really sucks! Big time. Apparently either those dumb parents don’t have any place left to unleash their annoying little devils or big brands like Starbucks bows down to the family type market since they’re like the profitable masses, which is like all kinds of wrong.
Totally! I remember a time when people could go to Starbuck’s and relax, chill out, not have to be bombaurded with any of this “little kid” crap, and we were even allowed to bring our laptops in and do some work. Now we can’t even do that anymore, because they’re concerned some little devil is going to log on and see something they’re not supposed to see! Again, parents, if you are going to enter a Starbuck’s, leave the kiddies at the damn Day Care center! Don’t allow them to infest an adult sanctuary! It is getting to a point where our last resort is a porno shop!
All of you speak the truth! This entire planet places the junior division above everyone else! I hate that I can’t even listen to my ipod on the bus anymore because parents are concerned about their toddlers hearing something offensive. So, to be accomidating to these little brats, I now have to sit on these long bus trips and just stare into space, while listening to everyone talking at once, and WORST OF ALL little babies crying! And all these charities are aimed at helping children, even though they are spoiled rotten to the core and they already have everything they could want! I hate little kids!!
Children SUCK!!! Period!!!>:(
To those who mentioned Starbuck’s and public transportation, I know exactly what you are talking about! I feel as though we adults really have no safe haven away from these smelly little brats ANYWHERE!! Everywhere you go, there’s always gotta’ be a family there with these loud, annoying little kids running around! Last week I was at a coffee place, not Starbuck’s, but a local place near my school, and there were, I swear to it, at least a dozen families there with small children! And I’m trying to sit and drink my coffee and read my paper and these little monsters keep running into me, causing me to spill coffee all over myself and all over my paper. And I’m trying to enjoy some peace and quiet, and this little freckled-faced FUCKER comes up in my face every ten seconds and goes “BOO!!” And you can’t even say anything to anyone, because THEY’RE CHIIIIILDREEEEN!!!! You can’t say anything to the parents, because they either get all offended and accuse you of being a horrible monster, or they just shrug it off!! And there’s no use saying anything to the workers, because , naturally, they take the side of the “sweet little angels” and they tell you to just deal with it! ARGH!!! And you are right about not being allowed to listen to music, or bring your laptop to coffee places anymore, which I think sucks! Give in to those little bastards why don’t they, huh?!?!?!?! And even bars are no longer allowing anyone to smoke, because now…get this…THEY’RE ALLOWING FAMILIES WITH KIDS IN THERE, TOO!!!!! Can you believe this shit?!?!?! And the bus thing, yeah…I was listening to my music and I wasn’t bothering anybody, but the driver actually stopped the bus and came over to me and loudly ordered me to get rid of my earphones because “there are children on this bus”! I didn’t want to wind up WALKING HOME in the cold weather, so I just did what I was told! And then the driver says, “if I see them again, you’re getting off!” and then walked back to his seat! I was humiliated and embarassed just because I want to drown out the noise by listening to some harmless upbeat music and I CAN’T BECAUSE OF THE CHIIIIIILDREEEEN!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! And, yeah, it seems every single charity out there is aimed at helping little kids and all the holidays and special occasions are aimed at little kids…WHAT ABOUT THE ADULTS!?!?!?! I tell you, we grown-ups get screwed alot!!
i know it is morally wrong but i hate little children too. i dont mind older kids like 8 and up but when they are really little and they’re loud and obnoxious is when i cant stand them! i relate to the bus stories and the coffee house stories and restaruant stories. and i thought they had a special seating section for parents with small kids yet they choose to sit with everyone else. go figure! and yes the world does seem to revolve around kids…mainly little itty bitty kids. and i am so relieved to see so many other people feel the same way i do. mostly i find myself having to sit with a giant phony smile on my face and saying through grinded teeth “i love little children” whenever i’m in a situation where i am surrounded by families with small kids. and luckily i have a boyfriend who is totally understanding of my feelings towards children.
The way I look at it…children are largely responsible for the surge in crappy pop music! They buy all the Britney, Christina, Mandy, Hannah Montanna, Lizzy McGuire, Spice Girls, N-Sync, Backstreet Boys, Highschool Musical CRAP so judging by how big this horrible trend is and all the stuff I’ve been reading on here, definately children seem to run the earth!
I hate kids, too. Everyone says I’m a terrible person for hating kids and that anyone who hates children will rot in hell. I mean…it’s okay to hate the opposite sex, it’s okay to hate politicians, it’s okay to hate businessmen, it’s even okay to hate animals…but if someone hates kids, it’s like the world comes to an end! I don’t see why?! Children between the ages of 1-9 are evil and nasty!! Sure, with their little fat faces, little pink mouths, puppy dog eyes and pigtails they all seem like perfect little cherubs, but in reality, they’re greedy little shits!! Everything is always about them…”I WANT THIS!!!” “I WANT THAT!!!” “GET IT FOR ME, OR ELSE!!!”
I tell you behind the sweet little faces, chubby cheeks and the pigtails…lies the souls of greed!
Tell me about it! From ages 0-to-9 they are such a pain and yet we’re expected to adore them!
i am 9 why u being so horrible
ur all freaks honestly.
get a life
I hate children so much!! And it somehow connects to me hating men so much!! Because men are children!! But I LOOOOOVE women!! Women are my favorite human beings, no matter what they look like!!
I hate little kids, too! They’re so annoying and they smell like poop! And, Diana, men aren’t all bad.
I agree completely!!!
Whenever I see kids in public, I steer away from them as soon as possible.
I HATE having to be forced near them in a store, (especially) on planes, restaurants or any social setting…
I loath their gazes and stares at me. Usually with snot, boogers or food products smeared on their faces…
Worse, the attitude of their parents who ASSUME that everybody shares their bemusement at these little “Frankensteins”…
The majority are filthy, self-centered, spoiled brats who parents facilitate their abhorent behavior…
Wow…thanks for letting me get this out…
It feels so good…
There should be a universally recognized rule of social etiquette, that children who misbehave in public should be tolerated. (this was not acceptable a 100 years ago…)
Nor their parents cut any slack because they did not it straight from the get go…
Can they not get that “inside voice” thing down before I go shopping tomorrow…
Sorry about the typos in my last post but one of those little monsters fired me up when they slammed my Audi with one of “mommies” Minivan doors today as I was leaving the supermarket…
GOD!!!!
I didn’t always hate children. But I started not being able to tolerate them in movie theaters and public transportation when they’d get loud and annoying. But my utter hatred of them happened a number of years ago when me and my boyfriend were trying to have a nice quiet romantic dinner at an upscale restaurant, and at the next table sat this mother and this annoying little girl who must’ve been about 3, and she keeps staring over at us and throwing food at us and opening her mouth with food in it!! (EW!) At first we tried to ignore her, but she kept yelling and screaming, and her mom was laughing and saying how cute she is. And the final straw was when the little shit comes over to me while I’m in the middle of dinner, and she picks a booger out of her nose and shows it to me, with her hand over my dish and says, “Look what I did…I made magic”! No, you little shit, you made me lose my appetite! So, finally, my boyfriend and I finally said something to the girl’s mother and very nicely asked her to keep her from coming to our table. We were very nice and respectful, but you know what that bitch said?!?!?! She said…”What is your problem?!?!?! This is a little girl!!!” OMFG!!! No wonder we have so many juvenile delinquents nowadays!! SHEESH!!!!! So, it was then when I decided that I have had it up to here with these little brats and I am so sick and tired of them being the enter of the universe and just keep them the fuck away from me!!
Children already have Chucky Cheese, Friendly’s and all these kiddie arcade places…so, why in the heck do these little diaper-stains have to pollute out havens??? Children should be prohibited from going to places like Starbuck’s, because the last few times I went to my Starbuck’s, I’d either be sitting and trying to read my book, and have some annoying little monsters crying at the top of their lungs the entire time, or I’d be told not to listen to my MP3 player, because there were kids around! I don’t mean to be cruel, but…little kids are annoying!! >:O
I don’t really hate all little kids…it’s the ones under 10 I can’t stand!!!
A week ago my aunt and uncle came over and we wound up leaving all the Christmas crap up for my little 3-year-old cousin, Danny. *Yet another example of how everyone caters to those little shitheads!!*
So, the little bastard - my cousin I mean - starts throwing things and getting into all the Christmas crap and then he keeps sitting next to me in his funky, smelly, poop-filled diaper and keeps putting his smelly baby feet in my face, and I’m sitting there trying to eat my plate of pizza, but my stomach is turning from the combined odor of foot stentch and shit, along with the site of this little prick getting all up in my face with snot coming out of his nose.
Then he jumps off the couch, screams at the top of his lungs, and starts going into all the bedrooms INCLUDING MINE!!!! But does my uncle and aunt do anything about it??? NO!!
Finally, me and my parents tell him to stop going into the rooms…he listens…but the final straw for me was when he started tormenting my cat, Tiger, and my dog, Pepper. I got so mad, I just went over and said, “You stop that!” And you know what happens next?! The little piece-of-shit starts crying! And you know who gets yelled at??? ME!!
So, I completely understand why you all hate little kids because they’re assholes!!
And, for the record, my aunt and uncle are not even smart enough to make their little bastard wear pants!! :/
Vanessa, I have the same problem you have when relatives bring their kids over. And to all those who talk about kiddies in Starbuck’s, kiddies on the bus, and kiddies taking over the world, I feel for you!
Kiddies are spoiled little diarrhea bags who get everything their way just because the rest of the world loves them so much! I am so sick and tired of hearing people say “children are sweet and innocent”. Uh…no they are not! If said people would rather spend 24 hours in a room with a bunch of loud and spoiled brats with snot bubbles coming out of their noses every ten seconds than with a bunch of sophisticated and mature adults, that’s their problem!!
I don’t mean to gross anyone out, but I can really relate to all the “Starbucks” stories. I used to go to my local Starbucks all the time. Lately, I go in there and it’s like fucking “Rompa-Room” in there!!!!! And, true, the adults suddenly get all our freedoms taken away because of these little assholes running around!! Can’t read magazines, can’t bring our laptops, can’t listen to headphones, can’t even talk to each other too loudly!! I stopped going there altogether a year ago after I was sitting reading my book, and this little baby kept crying its eyes out, and the mom just sits there and does nothing. It got to the point where the little shit has big yellow snot bubbles pouring out of his nose!! So, finally, I had it, and I got up and left!! If you ask me, I think Starbucks became a real CRAP establishment!!! They let anyone in there these days (even Britney Spears and her paparazzi pals!!) Well…I live in NYC far away from her, but the damn kids…they’re everywhere!!!
I have fought long and hard to not harber any ill feelings towards little kids (they are after all “our future”…whateva) but now I just stopped trying because…let’s face it…what’s there to love about them?!?!?!?! They are so annoying, so disgusting, always in your face, they are loud, they smell rotten, they eat like pigs and they own the entire world!!!! And I know what you all mean about them being in Starbucks because I have the same problem at the coffee place I always go to!!!! It isn’t a Starbucks but it’s similar, only the coffee is much better and there’s more space and more of an atmosphere…anyway, I have been going to this place after school for years now, and I always bring my laptop and my ipod with me. Well, now I can’t because for the past three years, it’s become a family/kids zone!!!! So, yeah, you’re right…these noisy little bruits are taking over everything!!!! And it is also true that because of these little craps, we are now no longer allowed to bring our headphones OR our laptops because they are afraid that the little “angels” will be corrupted!! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!!! Don’t they have places made especially for families with little kids?!?!?! And, also, the restaurant situations…I know exactly what you are talking about!! Hey…take your damn rugrats over to the family section!!! WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?! Yeah, I hate little children!! I said it!!
I just hate the little pieces of shit!!
man i cannot agree with you people more! it’s bad enough little kiddies get away with just about everything but everyone bends over backwards for these disgusting brats! for the record no these shits do not belong in coffee houses. like singles bars coffee houses are for GROWN-UPS!!!! me and my girlfriend went into a coffee house near our college once and we brought our laptops and we were talking and stuff and one of the staff comes over and tells us not to talk too loudly because little children were around! FUCK!!!! and the thing is these little craps were louder than we were AND THEY WERE RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!! yeah, they have chuckecheese and all these “little kid” hangouts…WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE TO INFEST OUR SANCTUARIES?!?!?!?! and what the hell is it with little kids and boogers?!?!?!?! EWWWW!!!! do they honestly think that’s cute?!?!?!?!
I HATE LITTLE CHILDREN!!!! I know it’s wrong, because “they’re our future” and all BUT I FUCKING HATE THEM!!!! I hate how the world seems to just revolve around them and how these little shits are allowed to run us over and scream in our faces!! And these pukes should be BANNED from coffee houses!! It’s not like these bastards drink coffee anyway even though as hyper as they are it certainly seems like they do!! But they belong in “ChuckECheese” and arcades, not Starbucks!! And, I guess the “Children’s Section” of restaurants aren’t good enough for the little “divas”!! That is why they have to be seated near the adults!! And, if any little punk stuck his feet in my face and went through my things, I don’t care if I get arrested for child abuse, I’d beat the living CRAP outta’ the piece of shit!! I don’t mind older kids, like teenagers, or pre-teenagers, but it’s the little ones that drive me nuts!! With their squeaky voices and high-pithced laughs!! UGH!!!! Drives me CRAZY!!!!
I know it is morally wrong, and believe me I have tried not to feel this way about little kids…but they really make it hard to not want to just strangle the living daylights outta them!!
I am absolutely PISSED OFF because today I went shopping and I am not making this up…I have been standing on the longest line known to man and behind me was this woman with these two loud little piles of shit screaming every ten seconds. So, finally, my turn comes but then the bitch standing behind me asks if she could go first because, as she puts it, “My babies are really hungry”. In other words, even though I have been standing on this line for HOURS and my feet are killing me and I hae millions of packages, this bitch who only has three packages uses her little demons to cut in front of me. And I said, “no, sorry” but the cashier says “oh, you can go first”, because she saw the babies and took pity on her. Didn’t even matter that I was late for work and my arms were about to fall off and my feet were ready to explode!!! But, because this woman had LITTLE FUCKING KIDS with her, she got special privileges!!! I for one have had it with these fat-faced FUCKS becoming the center of the universe all the time and I hate them with all my gut because they are….ANNOYING!!!!!
Should we form a club?
How about a baby with a red bar across it?
I have to say that I feel so much better after reading all these posts!
I hate kids. Why stop at age 9-10? They all suck. I have to deal with a 4yr old who is about to turn five.
Your ALL right when you say they smell like shit. They do!!! I thought at first it was me that I was a bad person. I find nothing cute about children and the stupid noises the adults make when the baby farts.
I think that most kids are born from their mothers asses! This shit I deal with now was the sperm that should have been left on his mother’s leg. I absolutely hate the fucker. He talks back, has no respect, his father sucks because he doesn’t correct his son’s bad behavior. It sucks for me because I think that being single sucks because men in my dating age range already have these shits running around every other weekend. I was stupid to move in with my boyfriend after a year and a half of dating knowing of his situation. I have to say i have no one else to blame but myself. Although I plan on moving out as soon as i find a place that will accept dogs.
I should have known when I first met the useless piece of shit and he threw his drink at me that he was a reason to RUN! and fast from the relationship with his father.
I hate all the minivans-They are nothing but vehicular castration for the men that helped spawn these terrors! I hate the “stay at home moms” that think they have done the world good. Little did I know that all the baby showers I went to were nothing short of a fucking retirement party for these useles women that gave into the cult of domesticity! Look at all the divorce decrees that make it easier for women to be nothing but “non-tax payers”. The term “Stay at home mom” should be enforced by all us working people that pay taxes and work hard to to pay the stupid taxes for schools.
If the moms stay at home-so will their nasty, dirty kids. Our future? Please- we are all in trouble!
Thank you for this great site.
I’m all for it!! And this is so cool…FINALLY a place where people can talk about how annoying and obnoxious little kids are. I for one am so sick of people always saying, “children are angels without wings” because they aren’t! This is so cool, people talking about kids being annoying little brats and how they invade our areas even when they shouldn’t be there. What the heck are little 5-year-olds doing in Starbuck anyway? They can’t drink coffee, so what business do they have being there? I know firsthand what it’s like to no longer be allowed to listen to headphones, or to bring a laptop and to always be mindful of these little twirps! And you guys forgot that from now on, you have to turn your cell phones off when going into a Starbuck! All to make a safer environment for the little kiddies! Yeah, I hate them and I am not ashamed about it. And I am so glad that I stumbled upon this place because I know there are people out there who feel the same way I do about these piles of doggie crap with the boogers all over their face and their smelly diapers.
How about the little piece of excrement that sits behind you on the plane or in the movie theater, kicking your seat back. As mom watches and acts oblivious (or brain dead). You ask politely that they control their “special someone” and all you get is a condescending response. Then the seat kicking starts again. Grounds for justified child and parent abuse. This is what the entitlement generation has bought us. My parents knew when it was time to slap the crap out of me for misbehaving. I am a better person for it and it taught me some respect. Retroactive abortions for all.
Man…..that is sooo true!!!!!! That happens to me all the time!! I am so sick of these little bastards getting treated like royalty while us adults have to suffer!!
I can’t stand little kids because they’re so annoying! I try not to dislike them but man it is hard because everyone caters to them and yet they are loud and in your face all the time. I agree once they hit age 8 and up they aren’t really as annoying but when they are really little i just want to clobber them. and true they should not be allowed in coffee huts where adults spend alot of time because now us adults have no place to go and relax and get away from them during the day. and i hate how parents with little children keep sitting in the adult sections of restaurants when they already have sections especially for them as it is. and no it isn’t cute when some little munchkin sits up and stares at you while you’re trying to eat especially when they start doing something really gross or have food coming out of their mouths. this is tough because i have alot of older brothers and sisters who have small kids and whenever they come to visit they always have their kids with them and they’re always running around smashing things and i can’t say anything to my siblings without winding up in an argument. so yeah it does feel like kids run the world.
Everybody thinks little children are these angels, when in reality, THEY ARE DEVIANT LITTLE DEVILS!!!!! I first noticed this at my 16th birthday ten years ago and we invited all my relatives over and eerybody started catering to my little 3-to-5-year-old cousins!! There was pony rides, slip-and-slide races and all this other “little kid” stuff AT MY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! And whenever I’d try to get in on the fun, everyone said, “You’re too old for this!!” Uh…again…WHOSE birthday party is this?!?!?!?! And what made it even more maddening was how these pieces of crap behaved and acted like they were the center of the universe!!! They were all crying if they didn’t get their way, throwing hissy-fits and going ape over every little thing!! And yet everyone still treated them like gold!! Meanwhile, I finally opened my mouth and asked if I could invite some of my friends over, and my mom yelled at me…for no apparent reason!! It’s not like I asked for a sip of champain for Christ sake!! GEEEEEZE!!!!! So, then, it comes time for the birthday cake, and the only thing I got to do was blow out the candles, but when it came time for me to run my index finger through my name and lick the frosting off my finger, before I could even do it, this little pipsqueek with the big pigtails on the sides of her head who has been picking her freaking nose all afternoon sticks her boogered-up little index finger out and smears it all over the cake and then sticks her other hand out and grabs a huge lot of MY CAKE and stuffs it all in her mouth!!! AHHHH!!!! So, of course, everyone, including my own parents, are all “AWWWWW…how adorable!! You poor thing!!” and they ruch over to her and whipe her cake-stained face, and by now she starts wheeping and crying…so, finally, I had enough and I yelled at the top of my lungs, “YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!” And then she started crying even louder, and who winds up the bad guy once again….MEEEEEE!!!!! So, my mother and father send me up to my room, even though this was supposed to be MYYYYY birthday…my SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!!! So, see the injustice here, folks?!?!?! Basically, these little pieces of shit run around, knock things over, make a mess of everything, pick their noses, smash up MY birthday cake and scream at the top of their lungs breaking the sound barrier, and they still get to enjoy themselves, eating cake and ice cream, at MYYYYY birthday party!! I finally get angry and yell at the little shit who smashed up MYYYYY birthday cake, and earlier I make a little suggestion to invite some of my friends over, and I get sent up to my room!!! WHAT GIVES?!?!?!?! So, it was from that moment on that I decided I hated children and I want nothing more to do with them!! With their little chubby cheeks and their big puppy dog eyes, they get away with EVERYTHING!!!! Even if I see a bunch of little kids, or even just one little kid, anywhere, I turn the other way!! I HATE LITTLE CHILDREN, I TELL YA!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY HATE THEM!!!!!
Children SUCK!!!!
OMG I love this rant and rave forum. Is it just me or do you feel like taking a shower as soon as you get home from a house that has children in it? Nothing pisses me off more than when you go to an absolutely gorgeous home with beautiful furniture and see toys scatterd everywhere and cheerios smashed into the carpet? My neice - I love her but Jesus - she NEVER washes her hands except for her once a week bath in which she pisses in! The whole week prior to her bath she pisses the bed, picks her nose and scratches her ass. Speaking of ass - she doesnt tell you when she goes #2 and just hoists up her pants when she is done and spends the day in her shitty underwear. Im sorry, but I know how gross children are so dont try to cover it up when I go to your house. No I dont want to sit on your booger encrusted sofa and NO I dont want a cupcake that your “little angel” helped you make with thier greasy little hands. I was in a resturant the other night with my fiancee - a very expensive ADULT resturant and was seated in a beautiful romantic booth. This is something that we dont do often so I was very excited and I felt very elegant and sexy. Well low and behold a very fancy couple came in a few moment after we received our appetizers with 2 children, one about 1 year old and the other one was around 4 or 5. The parents were dressed very fashionably while the kids were in sweat pants with holes in them and T-shirts with stupid sayings on them. Of coursed they were seated directly across from us. I politely asked our waitress if we could possible move to a more secluded spot of the fairly large resturant as we didnt want to be disturbed by the family. The waitress looked at us as if we were selfish and inconsiderate. I had pointed out that this wasnt a family resturant and they waitress rolled her eyes and said that there was a table opening up in a few minutes and she would ask her manager if she could move us! I thought that was a bit weird. Anyhow, my fiancee and I were enjoying our appetizers and having a wonderful conversation when we heard a little commotion from the family at the other table. We of course looked over just in time to see the 4-5 year old power puke all over their booth, all over the floor, all over the table and ALL over her fashionably clad mother. Well let me tell you, I have NEVER been so disgusted in my entire life, my fiancee and I got up, went to the man who seats the guests up at the front of the resturant and told him we had to leave and why. My fiancee (who despises children even more than I do) whipped out his credit card to pay for what we ordered and didnt even get to eat! Lets just say that we lost our appetites, went home hungry and ended up going right to sleep - we were SO pissed off.
To all the parents and children out there:
GO TO IHOP/DENNYS/CHUCK E CHEESE OR GET A DAMN BABYSITTER!! I used to like Dennys because you could smoke in THE SMOKING SECTION! Well guess what! You’ve won! No more smoking, no more laptops, no more relaxing and having a meaningful conversation with friends at Starbucks, no more quiet libraries and last but not least, there really are no places to escape children - unless you go to a night club where you cant just sit back and relax without drunken adults acting like children swarming your table.
UGH I HATE KIDS AND THEIR PARENTS!
This is so wrong. You shouldn’t hate children. They are our future and they are so innocent. It is a sin to hate children.
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PSYCHE!!! I totally agree with everyone on this forum!! I am so sick of little kids taking over everything and running around our sanctuaries with their disgusting little poop-stained diapers hanging out!! I think children are gross, they are loud, they are obnoxious and they get everything they want because THEY’RE CHILDREN!!!!
I totally agree with everyone. Children are annoying, rude litte shits. God forbid I was ever like that, or I’d have been smacked into next week.
I remember walking past a house once, where this fat little piece of crap was playing. I looked at her or a second, and she had the gall to say, “What the fuck are you lookin at?”
So I told her exactly that. “I’m loking a fat shit, any problem?”
Not only that, but I’m a very imaptient person, and if a kid begins to follow me around or ask me ninety questions a second, I have an urge to scream my head off.
Te other thing that irks me, is that fact that the little brats ALWAYS have to be RIGHT! They one thing, but you know that it’s wrong! You tell them so and they refuse o believe you cause their too busy in their own little fucked up world.
Hello! I have like fifteen years on you, I think I’m fucking smarter.
Last thing is those stupid soul destroying fucking TV shows. They sit there and giggle like stupid pricks, while you die a little inside after every second.
The only child I can stand is my second cousin, because he’s a polite kid. Doesn’t scream or shout, never gets upset and sleeps most of the time.
Oh, the ninety questions thing….AHHHH!!!!! I feel like turning around to any little shit who follows me around and say, “WHY DON’T YOU GO HYBERNATE IN YOUR DOLL HOUSE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!” And, yeah, they always have to be right about everything!! God, they annoy me so much I want to choke them!! They are not “adorable”!! Kittens, puppies and poneys are adorable!! Children are DISGUSTING and VILE!!!!
I agree with all comments! Thank you guys for eating that sacred cow known as ‘children’. They are the germs and bacteria that close schools and end up scaring people (Pink eye, lice). I share the same sentiments as all of you, and am glad that I am not the only childfree person out there who has a beef with the ‘cow’.
im jus happy i was never a child, to think bout it, i dun remember anything bout being one.. YEAH ME!! (clapping my hands while jumping up and down) ….. SHIT!!
I just can’t take their constant wining! They wine about everything! Yet, people always seem t cater to them all the time. It seems once you pass age 9, everyone stops bowing to your every want, and you have to struggle to get what you want. But when you’re a little rugrat with the big chubby cheeks, is the only time you get whatever you want. The only little kid I ever liked was Gary Coleman on “Different Strokes”, but then again, he was really a pint-sized teenager.
I don’t mind older kids, like 8 and up, but when they are really, really small, they are SOOOO ANNOYINGGGG because they talk too much and never make any sense! Little kids are also really, really gross picking their noses all the time and pooping in their pants! EWWW!!!
they are so fucking obnoxious when they’re really, really little not to mention fucking gross and epulsive!!! they’re always picking big nasty boogers out of their noses and crapping in their pants, and they smell really nasty!!! i also hate how everything in the world seems to rotate around these little brats!!! i’m sick and tired of having my freedom and rights taken away from me as an adult in favor of these annoying, disgusting little skidmarks!!!
It seems now YouTube, which used to be my favorite website, is now catering to the under-12 set also!!!! ARGH!!!!!! All my favorite episodes of “Facts of Life” and “Diff’rent Strokes” had to be taken down, because of Sony and because YouTube has decided to stuff its site with “adorable kid” videos!!!! I cannot even begin to tell you how fucking pissed off I am and if I already hated little children before I hate them even more now with a passion!!!!
I hate the way kids come up to me, when I have my dogs with me! One of my dogs is full of energy and can knock me down, so what the fuck can it do to a kid?!
They come over, and try to pet my dog! I’m stuggling with two dogs, and shopping, while their making my bigger dog go crazy! They parents just fucking stand there! Aww, look at the doggies!
The fucking doggies have muzzles and chokers on for a reason luv! They fucking bite little shits that they don’t like!
Once this dumb little shit came over and petted my bigger dog, and it jumped on her and acidentally scratched her face. She started to cry, and the mother branded my dog vicious! I’d be vicious too if I had some little piece of crap stroking my fur the wrong way, and yelling in my ear.
I gave my dog a treat for that little incident. Hehehe
HEHEHEHE…good for you, Chloe!!
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Children are slaves to adult society. Where they spend their time is almost entirely controlled by adult governments and the adults around them. For 18 years they are told what to do, when, and how by people who usually don’t love them(often don’t like them) and are simply making a living off of their existence(teachers, principals, babysitters, nannies,etc).
They are forced into isolation, denied food, hit, screamed at, and given the evil eye for not being compliant robotic drones. Their will is denied more often than not(unless it comes to stupid things like buying an expensive piece of lead laced plastic crap). Their parents have them and then weeks later drop them off on strangers who are nothing more than hired help. They are forced to be around other children who are orphaned on a daily basis by their “busy” parents just as they are, and often much beg and plea for any sort of normal human contact that semblances love.
Yes, like all humans, there are children who are more needy(and therefore more demanding and “annoying”) than others. This is no fault of their own. Most adults are slaves themselves: to governments and companies, and misery does indeed love company. I am sure that joy and happiness, zest and a love of life(which nearly all children display early on) is disturbing to “adults” who have had these traits of their own robbed from them and destroyed decades before in their own childhoods. Additionally, I am sure to many people who are enslaved mentally and emotionally, the freespirited that most children CAN display arouses jealousy and confusion. The helpless that children display brings them face to face with their own reality of powerless(past and present). For many, who live as victims in life, the things are too hard to face.
I would suggest to most of you that children are not, and have never been your problem. Your issue is adults, who obviously hated you as much as you hate now. Your issue is with vulnerability, which you detest. Weakness, which you can’t face in the mirror. Your issue is with your own childhood, which was miserable(as is your adulthood, judging from some of these comments) and the fact that you wish all people(especially little ones whom you prey on in your own mind’s distorted reality) would suffer just as you once did. You blame the victim, which is so typical. You were once the victim, and now with your power, have become the victimizer(a cespool of the hate from which you were spawned).
Come on, little kids are rotten pieces of shit!!
I hate little kids! Sorry!
I hate how the little jerks behave like they’re above everyone else when they are smaller than everyone else. Like when they follow us around asking us a billion questions one minute then telling us a bunch of crap like they know everything the next! I tell you they may seem like innocent little angels, but the truth is they are nasty little devils in the flesh!
I hate children with a passion because they are so annoying and they never stop talking! However I don’t think they are to blame for the world’s obsession with Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, because it’s the dozens of dirty middle-aged men who keep them on top.
I wouldn’t say I necessarily hate kids…they just get on my nerves sometimes. Let’s just say I wouldn’t want to have any of my own.
Thanks for writing this…
My sister and I just had a little girl yelling shit at our house, saying she’d kill us, burn our house down, etc. SO YEAH…WE HATE KIDS TOO. The kids in our neighborhood have made it 100% miserable living here. Scummy, dirty, stupid brats with idiots for parents.
I am trying really, really hard to not hate little kids but the little fuckers keep making it hard! Just the other day at my college me and my best buds were doing this skateboarding contest in the quad and out of nowhere these pathetic, obnoxious little 8-year-old girls come along and they’re all dressed in skin tight clothes and they have an attitude with us!! They start mouthing off to us with their rotten teeth and shit!! So, I finally tell off the fat little pieces of crap, and know what happens next?! They all start fucking crying!! I mean, what the fuck were these little turds doing on a college campus anyway?!
I have never liked kids..and now I am 30. I find them annoying, greedy, obnoxious, etc. There isn’t anything cute about them, they are bratty, they complain, they think they know it all AND can have it all…it is never ending. I couldn’t deal with them when I was a kid and I can’t now. I just never had that want or need…and it hasn’t changed no matter how many fabulous men I meet.
OMG I so agree. I am at work sitting here looking at one screaming and crying and thrashing around and bawling all over the place and her idiot mother just sits there like a lump and lets it happen. Hows abouts be a parent, lay down some rules, sets some boundries and enforce them instead of just allowing your kids to raise themselves because you are lazy and stupid? Then when they turn into out of control teenagers, the same cop-out parents act shocked and surprised and offended at their own children and creations of entitlement. And it has nothing to do with “it is hard being a parent” or “you don’t understand until you have kids” or whatever…people have been having kids since dawn of creation it isn’t some new concept, that is what being a parent is about, teaching your children respect and manners. If you can’t do that, don’t have children. I am twenty-nine, do not have kids and I know how to be a parent better than these people who are my age and older (and younger) that have children. I know because I can see the blatently apparent mistakes that are starting from day one,why the parents cannot see that is beyond me. I also agree kids seems to be getting worse and worse, and obviously more spoiled. Like I said,it is an early on instilled entitlement mentality. Yep, hate children…hate ‘em all. And sorry not not “all” people “someday will have kids.” and not everyone wants them or should have them. Some of us make better choices, and no I don’t mean birth control. I mean self control. Those who rant about birth control are always the ones that never use it, but should.
Also, I have no sympathy for children. I see them as little a-hole humans..none of which deserve empathy or understanding. Life is painful, bad things happen, not everything is going to be your way, crying and having a fit dosen’t change that. Suck it up.
They’re basically a bunch of little smart asses!!
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Nice blog guy! Im with ya! I fucking hate children! More than anything in the world. More than taxes, and road rage, and cancer…they are ungrateful,disrespectfull, , selfish, unrelenting little parasites, that take take take. Parents foolishly spawn these hemmeroids, giving away thier lives, and thier money when they do. The fallout of the world is due to the continuing production of these degenerate bastards that every slut with ovaries is pumping out into this already overpopulated planet! I don’t want to hear this crap about…SOME DAY I WILL WANT KIDS AND HAVE SOME OF MY OWN…blah blah blow me! I am barren, and very thankful for it! If I could have kids I’d get my tubes tied, and if I ever got pregnant by some freak cursed chance I’d have an abortion, and I’d ask for the fetus back so I could beat it! So as for all you insane baby lovers, who only have kids to fill some emotional need you lack in your own pathetic lives……GET A FUCKING DOG!! They are better in every way!I pray for a plague that only kills children to sweep across this planet and save what is left of it.
I agree that we all hate kids (beyond the point of reason)… but that fetus was a teensy tiny step too far XY-Dead-Kid-Virus…
Slightly disturbing.
God, I hate these little assholes! I’m 15 and almost everywhere I go I see little kids being asswipes. I believe that I was one of the last well-behaved children (According to my parents.)that existed before little kids became insufferable. I once was watching a movie at a theatre (Cheaper By the Dozen), and this little 3-4 year old was just RUNNING through the theatre. And I wonder why I hardly go anymore. I have to ride the BART Train (That’s our local commuter subway train system in SF) at least once every week, if not more. A couple days ago, some lady brought her kids on the train. Okay, that’s cool, but halfway through the ride, this little kid shitted his diaper. The moment I smelled that horrible stench, I got up and moved to the next car. As I was getting up, the bitch-ass mother gives me a glare for a second as if she were saying, “How dare you move just because he shitted!” What the fuck? I don’t want to smell your little crotchnugget’s shit while I’m trying to get somewhere. Another time I was on a bus at Disney World and this little baby craps his pants. I had to smell that shit until I got back to my hotel. I’ve read almost every comment in the section, and I will tell you that if I were working at Starbucks, I would simply look the other way if you were listening to music or on your laptop, and you can feel 1000% free to come up to me and complain about some annoying hellspawn. I will personally walk over to the parents and tell them to control their kids or leave. Kids in bars? I hate how people like the Parents Television Council speak out against mature entertainment shows like Family Guy and South Park, saying that those shows should be taken off the air to “protect the children” or Grand Theft Auto should not be sold to “protect the children.” FUCK THE CHILDREN! I want some good entertainment and I don’t give a damn if some children hear what is called “offensive.” I’m starting to not want to go out in public because of these bastards. One thing I like to go see are plays and musicals and I praise the Orpheum Theater in San Francisco for not allowing anyone under 5 into their shows.
I hate kids too. I have 2 lil bros (9 and 11) and i want to kill them, the 9 is ùaking fun of my disease hes bothering me with little shits, when im eating hes watching Cartoon Network and these cartoons make me want to vomit. The 11 take 981561 hours to obey and he cant give any respect to my parents.
Miguel…”crotchnuggets”!! You are brilliant!! And you hit the nail right on the head!!
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Why is everyone thinking that having little brat is some sort of life triumph? I HATE kids so much, and I hate when they are travelling on planes. Why, why they have to do it? That’s the only time I wish the plane crashes, when it’s loaded with those fuckers. They annoy everyone, and I hate when people are just smiling at them, oooh it’s fine he doesn’t have the seatbelt on, ya know he doesn’t like it, he is too small, and soo cute, arghhhhhhhhhh ok, so lets shit ourselves then. All world is about kids. And the stupid parents, omg, like when you have kid you become some sort of better person. Hell no! Anyone can push a piece of shit from uterus. So no, sorry, u r not special. And your kid is fugly little brat
hi, yeah, i love this site. I too hate kids, i can have kids, but choose not too. just have to complain about this biatch i know, who is a ‘mommie’ and she sucks, Well she invited me to a ’sell you some kind of crap party’, and I did not want to go so I called to leave her a message, get this, instead of her having a normal cell phone message, it said, “This is Carrie, and billy and sharrie and I cant come to the phone right now” Okay–her kids are 2 years old and like 18 months old! What the fuck! Is she that gay that her crappy fat offspring need to be mentioned on her phone message?!! I mean,get a fucking life! Also, her kids are overweight, she bribes them with food. Hmmm, does that sound like a good idea. She is so fucking retarded she even told me that she used to sit outside her daughters bedroom door at night, cause the little 2 year old shit had ‘night time separation anxiety–and it helped if she was close’ Get a grip lady, how about getting a fucking nightlight and laying down the law!!! Bedtime is fucking bedtime. She’s crazy. I secretly want to stuff the Time Magazine article about america’s supersized kids, in her mailbox. Ha ha ha it would be funny, but afraid she would find out i did it.
okay,here is another gripe of mine: What is the fucking deal with Moms, talking about being pregnant as if it is some great new thing? I mean, it’s been going on since the fucking dawn of time! When some stupid ass mommie keeps runnin’ her fucking mouth about all that preggo shit, i just want to scream! Until those stupid pregnant bitches do something noteworthy like cure a major disease, they need to shut the fuck up!!!!!!! And noooo I do not ever ever want to touch your disgusting fat stretch marked tummy and feel your little freak offspring ‘kicking’. Gross!
Again hello: Okay, I just have to bitch about this. I work out a lot, and it has been good for me, it helped me get really hot again, I am married and totally happy with my cat and husband and our nice easy life without kids. I do NOT WANT ANY LITTLE CRAPPERS. So, often while i am working out there are so many fucking fat bitches that eye me up because I got hot again, and they are haters and so of course i often get weird ‘personal’ questions that are none of their fucking business. Like: When are you going to have any kids? I simply smile and tell them that I am not ready for kids and like my time with my husband and have only been married for a short time. That usually shuts them up. I think secretly what they mean to say is “so when are you gonna get pregnant puke out a kid and be fat like us….” They secretly cant stand to see anyone get fit and hot. And because their pathetic asses are too fucking lazy to really stop eating crappy food and to lazy to actually work out, they will never get hot and fit. I hate fat bitches too. I don’t understand that these fucking mommies think that having kids is lifes great accomplishment! What the fuck is wrong with them. What about sports, or work, or just looking hot. Or they could try to read fashion magazine instead of Mommie and Me or Women’s World, or Working Parent or all those other crappie magazines that cater to women who are into breeding. Get a fucking life you breeders. Oh and stop wearing polyester, it’s never a good choice. You fucking fat fashion impaired breeders….. I hate you, have a heart attack already or die in childbirth, do us all a favor,one less of you……
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Fuckin’ kids. They need to get it through their ever-thickening skulls that they can’t have everything, and the parents who give them everything need to be stabbed in the face.
And, not to offend anybody, but as much as I feel that the world seems to revolve around children…I also feel very strongly that the entire world also revolves around women. Think about it, fellas…almost half the world’s so-called “human interest” charities are for women only. They have women-only stations on TV. Almost every single magazine out there that isn’t a skin mag is geared to women. And there’s this whole public idea about how women are better than men at just about everything and anything. Don’t believe me? All you have to do is watch a vast percentage of commercials, movies and TV shows…what do they usually show? The man is stupid and incompitent and can’t perform even the slightest task, while the woman is all-knowing and can do anything. Also…this BS that the woman in the relationship can go out with her girlfriends, or just step outside for a few seconds to get some air and not have to answer to her husband. The man, however, has to answer to the woman for EVERYTHING he does…and get this, he has to ask HER permission to hang out with his friends like he’s a little kid!! I swear when I was dating this one girl, emphasis on the word DATING, all of a sudden I found that I couldn’t even look out the window without her badgering me. “Why the f**** are you looking out the window?!?!?!?!” And, yet…we as men are expected to bow down to our ladies and treat them with the utmost respect; hold doors, walk on the right side of the street so THEY don’t get clipped by oncoming traffic, pull chairs out for them…we’re supposed to love, honor and respect our ladies, putting them on pedestals…yet they are allowed to treat us like total crap!! And did you know that women are allowed to beat up their husbands. Not condoning violence in any way, shape or form, but while men beating women up is against the law and violates women’s rights, women are not only allowed, but encouaraged, to beat men up…even their own husbands and boyfriends…even for doing one little thing wrong. Uh…can we be anymore off-balanced?! And what’s all this sh*t about women being allowed to sit around on national TV talking trash about men, yet GOD FORBID a man should say one little thing about women, suddenly there’s protests left and right?!?!?!?! What’s up with that?!?!?!?! Now, don’t get me wrong…unlike children, I do not…I DO NOT…hate women!! I just don’t see why while we are expected to practically kiss up to women and dumb ourselves down for women’s sake women are allowed to just walk all over us.
Lenny, you’re the man! Check this photo and look in the section in which I highlighted.
I think children under age 13 should not be allowed at alot of places! Those annoying little 5-year-olds should just stick to places like Chuck-E-Cheese and Adventureland!
Very well said. And post #5 too. I have a 7(I think) year old cousin and he is SOOO fucking annoying when my dad just HAS to invite them over to our house. He just has to go in my room and TALK TALK TALK OMFG “Nothing in the world exists” “That lamp doesn’
t exist that wall doesn’t exist” BLAH BLAH BLAH with his STUPID RETARDED SPEECH. I hate kids, especially the stupid retarded kids crying at restaurants. All they fucking do is cry cry cry when I eat and it’s so annoying when they’re at the table next to me. I wish there were SHUT-THE-HELL-UP Silent restaurants that don’t allow stupid little kids. And I fucking hate it when that bitch “cousin” of mine whines when I’m playing something like Call of Duty 4 or GTA on my PS3 “Oh I wish I had something to play like a game or something…” GOD DAMN IT I DON’T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU WANT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! Chloe, you should have taken the muzzles off your dogs and let them bite those bitches and teach them to mind their own damn business and stop sticking their snotty noses where they don’t fucking belong. I get along with adults more than I do with stupid kids (At least with ones younger than me) and I’m 13! Kids about 11+ usually aren’t shits like younger ones are. Just to sum it up: FUCK KIDS!
First of all…Lenny, I see your point about the world seeming to revolve around women and children, and as someone who believes firmly in equal rights, I agree that there needs to be more balance. But at the same time, women are still struggling with self esteem and being taken seriously in the business world. Hell, we’re still trying to get a woman president. But, yeah, people should be treated equally.
Second of all, there are alot of people on here talking about little kids in restaurants. I know exactly what you are all saying. The other night, my husband and I were at our favorite restaurant celebrating our anniversary and we made a point to go at a certain hour when we knew there weren’t going to be any little kids around anywhere. So, for the first several minutes, we were enjoying a nice quiet romantic dinner together, there were only two other couples in the place, and it was absolute heaven on earth. It was pretty dark out, so that made it even more romantic. But then, out of nowhere, as we were talking and reminiscing, suddenly we hear these little kids screaming and laughing at the top of their lungs. And we were like, “OH NO” and the worst part, THEY WERE SEATED AT A TABLE NEXT TO US!!!!!!! And these little shits, who were all messy and obnoxious, kept right on screaming and singing at the top of their lungs and all the stupid braindead parents could do was smile and laugh at them…and the stupid waitresses kept walking past their table going, “Awww…aren’t they sooooo cuuuuute???” So, finally, my hubby and I very nicely asked the family to keep their kids quiet because we were having our anniversary dinner….nothing disrespectful, then the wife goes “BIG DEAL!!!! THESE ARE CHILDREN!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!” So, my husband went, “WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?! WE’RE SITTING HERE TRYING TO ENJOY OUR MEAL AND YOUR KIDS ARE MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO DAMN LOUD!!!!” Then I said, “YEAH!!!! YOUR KIDS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!!” Then, know what happened next??!! The little shits start crying, with the snot running down their face and shit!! So, we just sat there and tried to enjoy our dessert, but the little monsters keep yelling and getting in our faces, and at one point the little shits take their shoes off and are placing their feet up on their table!! And everyone is like, “Ohhh…how cuuuute”….no, EWWWW!!!! HOW GROSS!!!!! So, we didn’t even bother finishing up our dessert and indtead we stopped off at the store and picked up a cake and just went home and enjoyed a quiet romantic evening at our own house.
What I don’t get is that when we adults start getting loud and unruly, we get tossed out of the place…even when we get slightly loud, someone comes over and asks us to keep it down then threatens to throw us out. But when these little pieces of shit get loud, much louder than us, and start throwing things and getting all messed up, everyone thinks it’s “soooo cute”!!
I can’t fucking stand kids. Actually, I don’t really mind babies, and I can even tolerate toddlers (ages 2-4), mainly because this age group can barely talk and they spend most of the time sleeping. However, the 5 to 8 year old kids make we want to body slam them into a cactus. I think I know why people have cacti: because you can push people into them and it will hurt like hell, and it will teach someone a lesson. Not many other plants can do that.
I also hate how the world treats children like royalty! I don’t really go into Starbucks, but after hearing people on here saying that you can’t even listen to Alica Keys or use a laptop is appalling. I also hate how every time I go into a Wal-Mart or Target (or something similar) there are always a bunch of dumb ass kids running around like idiots, and the dumb ass parents don’t even do anything! Sometimes, people even think its cute: why? There’s nothing cute about some annoying, spoiled little brat running around like an idiot. I especially hate it when kids complain for something that they don’t have and they throw a tantrum for it. My parents had a solution for this when I was a kid: they grabbed me by the ear, walked over to a corner, and hit me. Get this: I learned my lesson. Every time I see something like this, I want to grab the little shit and body slam it to the floor. The worst part is that I’m noticing this more. It’s starting to become unbearable.
I read a previous comment about how some child got hurt because it was a dumb ass and they tried to pet a big carnivorous dog. Something similar to that story happened to me months ago. I own two dogs: one is an Irish Wolfhound and the other is a Black German Shepperd. I regularly give my dogs a walk for health purposes: dogs like mine require a routine walk for good health, and I need it, also. I was walking my dogs in a park in the morning (the best time) but to my dismay, there was a family with two annoying little kids (they looked like they were around 6 years old). I continued to walk, but as I was walking, one of the annoying little shits came up and tried to pet my Wolfhound: obviously, the dog bit him. I even tried to pull my dogs back because I knew it was going to happen. The kid starts crying (because little kids cry even when a fucking fly lands on them) and the parents come over. The kid, acting like an annoying little shit walked over and grabbed the mother’s leg. If the idiot mom couldn’t tell already, she angrily asked “What happened to my kid?”. I told her that her child was bitten by one of my dogs and that I tried to hold my dogs back. To my annoyance, she was still angry. She told me that I should have held them back more. This set off a spark. In case you don’t know, Irish Wolfhounds are the largest breed of dog that exists, and they were once bred to hunt wolves and elk, so of course my dog was going to try and bite some idiot child approaching it! In my anger, I told her that she should try to hold back a Wolfhound and a German Shepperd and she if she would have any success. She looked at me like a fucking primate, amazed that I actually had the balls to reply back. She started to bitch a bit more, and I finally told her that she herself should start to parent her kids and not everyone else in the world. I Felt like releasing my dogs to attack her and her spoiled little brat, but instead I walked away. Luckily she didn’t say anything as I did. Probably because she couldn’t think of anything else to say to me.
I think everyone that commented on here should form an organization called PAFAOW: People Advocating For an Adult Oriented World. Maybe then we can actually get our voices heard, and we can take back places like Starbucks and restaurants. I think this may be the only site on the internet specifically for talking about how people hate children, and I think thats awesome…
So sick of minivan mommies with their enraged, ego screaming crothfruit in the back seat causing more accidents than drunk drivers.
I hear you. Children these days are Devil spawns. They should be banned from public places. It’ll make the world a better place.
I am a proud member of the child-haters club. And I see someone on here talking about that little kid from “Mrs. Doubtfire”. I forgot the kid’s name, but MAN was she ANNOYING!!!! The way she squeeked all her lines and was basically chewing up all the scenery with her puppy eyes and whispy voice. It is one of my favorite movies….but that kid alone makes this movie TORTURE!!!!!
Yep. I hate Children of all ages. If “IT” is under 18 years old, “IT” is a useless piece of garbage. An abortion that should have happened, that’s kids.
But I Was surprised to note that one of my personal peeves with this new world odor has gotten no mention; so here goes:
Does anyone else out there remember when their work/company parties used to actually be Fun? I used to look forward all year for our company’s Christmas/New Years bash, but now every single work-related social event is a goddamn brat-fest. I mean COMPLETELY BRAT-ORIENTED: Cake-walk; Pony rides; a GODDAMN CLOWN, FOR CHRISTSSAKE!! No drinks; No “singles” games; no smoking; no music; no fun; no kidding. I mean, I am forty years old and work my butt off all year, and they THROW US A GODDAMN “KIDS” PARTY?!! Last time I checked; EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PERSON ON THE PAYROLL WAS OVER 21 YRS. OLD!!! Love to hear anyone else rant about this, ’cause it bugs me more every year.
Tell me about it!! I’ve been working at the same company for ten years now, and there used to be a time when we had the best office parties, even having them on boats and stuff. We’d all get plastered, sing really bad Karaoke and dance to really bad ’80s music…IT WAS G-R-E-A-T!!!! Now, whenever we have any office parties, because all the workers (well, most of the workers) have kids now and feel like they have to include their noisy little rugrats in every single thing they do!! So, now, all our “office parties” consist of clowns, mimes, magicians, pony rides, occasional visits from grown men and women dresses as some fictional character, storytime….and the only dancing we get to do anymore is to the “Hokey-Pokey”, or “The Wheels on the Bus go Round-and-Round”…and it is fun to hear grownups sing really bad Karaoke, but having to listen to a bunch of preschoolers and kindergartners butcher nursery rhymes makes me want to put a bullet in my head!! And the only “drinking” we get to do is Hawaiian Punch, because there are little ones running around!! We can’t even have any soda around, because as one of the mothers have so dotefully informed me, “Soda is not healthy for little children.” Well, I have news for ya, red dye #44 ain’t healthy for us grownups!! So, with the kiddies running freely around Starbuck’s, owning public transportation, and now THIS, I think it is safe to say that the little booger-eaters are definately taking over the entire planet and making life for us grownups A LIVING HELL!!!!! Also, I wanted to strangle that annoying little piece-of-shit from “Mrs. Doubtfire” because she was SO ANNOYING!!!! Ruined a perfectly great Robin Williams movie!! They should have just had the two teen kids, because the film could have gone in so many areas, but because they had that squeaky-voiced little muppet in the film, they had to tone it down!! But she is just one of the many annoying and vomit-inducing kids we see in movies!!
True story. Went to have a shower this morning, but we seemed to have no hot water. Went outside to look at the Gas Tanks (our hot water is delivered via Gas) as I thought ‘okay, we must have run out of gas in the current tank, so I’ll just switch to the new one.’ Switched over to the new tank. Went back into the bathroom, turned on the shower. Still nothing; the water was as cold as ICE. Went back outside again… and then I discovered that the MACHINE which makes the Gas heat the water had been SWITCHED OFF! The power point for the Gas machine is low to the ground… One guess as to who turned it off: the fucking one year old BRAT staying with my family and I. Damn fucking Ratfiend!
Someone start a petition telling Starbucks and restaurants to ban stupid brats under 10 and post here please.
Oh, and I went to Red Lobster yesterday. Guess the first thing I heard when i walked in. “Waah wahh waaaaah waaahh” GOD DAMN IT! and my table was right next to those fucking morons.
EVERYONE go to http://www.starbucks.com/customer/contact_forms.asp?nav=3e and tell Starbucks there should be an age limit. or just vent. W/e
Also go to www.redlobster.com and go to the bottom and click Contact Us and complain to them too.
WOW! These comments made me hysterical! Little kids and babies are the extreme worse! Try being on a plane with one for 2 and half hours crying the whole entire time and when I’m flying back home, I get another rat! I just wanted to turn around and first punch the mother in the face and then throw the kid out the window! They were extremely loud, too!
Oh my God! I had no idea you people existed!! I don’t feel so left out now. I have a respect for other poeple’s fears, and have always been shunned for my disrespect and FEAR of children and babies! Yes, not only do I hate children, but FEAR them!!!! I have a friend who has an irrational fear of birds (which I respect) and she always gives me SHIT about hating children. I have never given her crap about her fear, AND IT PISSES ME OFF!!! I have always told people I love children, which has unfortunately forced me into awkward babysitting jobs and other similar jobs when I was younger. All of my bad experiences with ignorant parents and those little fucks have let me to where I am now…
The other day I wound up in a Friendly’s with my boyfriend because he felt like eating breakfast food for dinner. I had been in a Friendly’s before, but I had not realized the place had turned into a fucking mommy central! I thought it was more like an IHop or something. We should have left, but we decied to stay and order our food. By the way, we were the only people there without kids. I had to leave the restaurant TWICE because this little shit behind us kept peering over and screaming and crying. I couldn’t even hear the person sitting infront of me!!!!!!! When we were getting our check, he wound up tipping his mother’s glass over ON PURPOSE!! You know what she did? She didn’t even yell at him once, and said something like, “Oh, no!” and kept going on about how cute her little maggot was. It was my mistake to walk into a Friendly’s, but man, it reminded me of how much I hate those little shits!!!!!!!
And yes, I totally agree, KIDS ARE FUCKING DOMINATING THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!
Get this: At some park in my hometown, some dumbass kid stuck his finger in a bear cage and got bit or some dumb shit and, get this, the mayor decided to put both of the bears down… JUST BECAUSE OF THAT LITTLE FUCK!
I HATE KIDS AND PARENTS ALIKE!!!!!!!!!
I totally feel for you, Mia. I got bummed when Tatiana, the female tiger at the San Francisco Zoo, was shot because some kids taunted her. They were about 16-21 years of age. I’m 16, and I don’t care if those kids died (One did), but this all could’ve been avoided if they didn’t taunt her. The police shot the tiger when the tiger threated them.
I thought of a reason to hate kids-particulaily real little ones.
My best friend had this adorable kitty named bugs who was this adorable little angel and who pretty much got on with everyone. Whenever I’d go to visit her, he would always curl up on my lap. Just the sweetest little thing ever. Dark gray with giant green eyes. So loveable.
One day, I got a call from my friend telling me that she had some relatives visit and one of her cousins who is a 5-year-old NIGHTMARE was roughing up poor little bugsy. So, finally, Bugsy got angry and snapped at the little pile of shit and he just stood there screaming and crying at the top of his lungs…EVEN THOUGH THE LITTLE SHIT ASKED FOR IT!!!! So thanks to that smelly little fat-faced BRAT, she was forced to give up her cat and unfortunately she was forced to take him to a kill shelter. And…well…you probably know the rest.
So, this is just one more reason for me to absolutely despise little kids!!
Aw, man, that sucks!! Animals are so much nicer than kids and a heck of alot cuter no less. If I ever saw some little lump of shit being mean to any kind of animal, most namely one of my dogs, I would take him/her and simply fling the little shit accross the room!! Child safety can haul me off all they want!! Someone needs to tell the world that these little annoying piles of shit can’t always be treated like precious china all the time!!
Sorry to hear about your friend’s cat, Serita. Cats are a lot better than kids. Best of all, they’re QUIET (Until they want you to open the door for them.). To all pet owners out there: if your relative’s or friend’s kids are over, separate the pets and the kids until they leave. Like cats, put them in the garage or your room and dogs, put them outside or something. Kids can be pretty cruel to animals sometimes.
There was also an incident when I saw a bunch of little terrors practically assaulting these poor little ponies at a petting zoo near my home. I fet so bad for those animals. Just as I went over to tell the little bastards off, they ran off to go on some ride. So, I went over and started gently petting the poor little ponies and even talking to them, when the idiot zookeeper yelled at me, “HEY!!!! WHAT ARE YA DOIN’ HERE?!?!?!?! THIS IS FOR LITTLE KIDS!!!! UNLESS YOU HAVE A LITTLE KID WITH YA, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING HERE!!!!” I got angry and told the piece-of-shit that a bunch of kids were torturing the poor ponies and I just wanted to show them love and the guy still tells me to GET LOST!!! I then told him off saying, “So…lemme get this straight…a bunch of little monsters start terrorizing the animals and they’re allowed in, yet I go over to be nice to them and to show them love and I get tossed out because, why, I’m an adult without some little kid attached to me?!?!?! That is MESSED UP!!!!” The guy just stands there with his arms folded over his big fat beer belly and gives me this stare, so I just walked away in a huff. Then, of course, I look back at the ponies and, of course, see some obnoxious little pigtailed piece-of-shit torturing the little darlings again! WHAT A MESSED-UP WORLD WE LIVE IN!!!!! The late George Carlin was right…everything EVERYTHING does seem to revolve around CHILDREN!!!
BTW, that little “Mrs. Doubtfire” kid was SOOOO ANNOYING!!!! But how about that little kid from “The Preacher’s Wife” who kept talking like he had a giant booger stuck up in his nose?!?!?! Or, how about the little shit from “The Shining”?!?!?!
The little shit from “Mrs. Doubtfire” was some actress named Mara Wilson, who also did alot of other crappy kids movies and she talked like she had crap in her mouth!
OMG don’t forget that fat annoying little kid from “A League Of Our Own”. OMG I wanted to strangle him.
ugh! I hate to say this, but I despise children.
Especially when they’re like around 4 or 5 years old. My gosh, so freakin annoying. I work all fuckin day, and when I finally watch my show tonight, the last thing I want to hear is a whining 5 year old constantly calling his fuckin mother every 5 seconds, literally and running around the damn living room talking at the top of his fuckin lungs while I’m watching my show, Big Brother. What irks me even more is that I tell him to be quiet nice for the first few 500 times and then when I finally get fed up and tell him to shhhhhhhhhhhhh! and go to your room, his moms is getting at me for being rude? Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!! That child is rude and obnoxious with no courtesy of others and you’re telling me I’m rude? At least I didn’t tell him to shut the fuck up. The worse I’ve said was sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!. Good grief, I fuckin need my own place with peace and quiet. This is why I never want to have children. Why is it that some folks that want a whole bunch of kids are the people that do not know how to raise their kids? I never understood that. I feel I’m going crazy. this is just a constant thing. I can’t stand rude, disrespectful kids. And the thing is the mother doesn’t think he’s rude. She doesn’t see it. She told me!!!!! I can’t wait for him to leave on aug 31sth. Sadly, but truly.
I used to think kids were ok, even liked them at times…that all changed in 2004, when my husband (back then, my fiance) moved into a first-floor apartment, which was one of the biggest mistakes we made in our lives. About a month later, two grandparents moved in above us. Now, it would’ve been tolerable if it were just them, but…unfortunately, they used their one-bedroom apartment as a daycare center for their 5 to 6 grandchildren—all under 7 years old. Day after day, it was non-stop screaming, stomping, and running around, sometimes even at 3 a.m. The little shits even broke the screen door out on the balcony by ramming into it. How lovely. *rolls eyes*
But what really pissed me off beyond belief was their favorite game of throwing trash from their balcony into our yard. And I’m not talking about trash like pieces of paper, etc. Nope, these rotten devils were throwing anything they can get their hands on. That included toys, brooms, shoes, dirty diapers…My husband and I went up there multiple times to politely tell the grandparents to try to keep the kids under control. They were actually apologetic, but when we ran into the parents, all hell broke loose. They pretty much snapped at us, giving us the “Why don’t you pop out some kids of your own before you complain?” crap…which, by the way, is the most pathetic excuse that lazy, arrogant parents come up with. I don’t have to be a fuckin parent to know that it is the PARENTS’ responsibility to discipline their kids! Ha…so then, I wonder what they say to other parents who also complain?
Anyway, we went to the leasing office to complain as well. Despite sympathizing with us, the staff did nothing about it. They did eventually let us move to another unit and lowered the rent for the rest of our lease…but seriously, that crappy family of destruction should’ve been evicted.
Ever since that fiasco, I began to notice how truly obnoxious kids are–the way they scream like banshees, speak jibberish, and act self-righteous. So yeah, now I absolutely loathe the little vermins and their equally loathsome parents. The fact that we live in a kid-centric world makes my skin crawl. If they are our so-called future, then the future looks bleak…very bleak. One thing’s for sure: my husband and I are NOT having kids. Ever. People can tell me, “Oh, you’re still young, you’ll change your mind” all they want…not gonna happen. I’ve read about plenty of couples who have been childless by choice for over 30 years…and they still feel happy about their decision. I don’t see why my husband and I can’t be one of those couples.
Amen, im just 14, but by the way i was raised i think all the kids need to get there stupid little asses beaten, i started getting disciplined by my parents by age three,
in summary kids, need to be dictated to behave
stupi lil idiots i see a gay commercial about some dummass cereal, with there smug grins, they think there so special, well ill show them special, how bout i shove my foot up their ass lets see if they like it then
Thank god that there are other people out there who share my hatred for children. God, these days women are just squeezing those little parasites out by the dozen. Hey, how about you stop by the orphanage on your way home from the hospital? The ones between 0-2 years old are innocent but damn that high pitched whine gets annoying as hell. 2-8 year olds smell like shit and urine and their mindless parents give them everything they want. 8-13 year olds act like they know everything and whine about things they don’t like, but at least they don’t smell like shit. But once they reach 14, they begin to mature and just fade into boring adults. Hopefully they become brave enough to discipline their children by the time they have them. Anti-abortion my ass. We have enough parasites roaming the world as it is. If not anti-abortion then just discipline your damn children you cowards!
Thank god that I was beaten by my father as a child. I became obedient and ended up much better than anyone else I know. I’m here with my Ph.D and all of those lazy dumbasses are on welfare and waste it on things they don’t need. My father taught me well and I learned my lessons. By 7 I was more mature than those adolescent scoundrels.
Having a child doesn’t make you special or strong. It makes you a senseless idiot for not doing something else. Millions of those things are born each day.
As for starbucks, that place is infested with those pests. Their parents are just sitting there like zombies, praying that their kids don’t act up and lash out at them. I could just crush one of those annoying rats with my size-12 boot!
We have to petition to make starbucks and other places for adults again. Or at least if you work there than do something about little diaper boy who won’t stop screaming.
hi, guess what, my sister in law, (one of them (argggh!) is supposed to pop out another little crapper. She now has 4, I have to say I am happy to report her happy world is not so happy, because she is having to sell the house she and her offspring live in because reality is finally catching up to her that it;s expensive to keep pooping out kids and you cant afford the mini mansion and stay at home life anymore. Nothing pleases me more–i am smiling! Fucking biatch! I am pleased to report too– that I have made a stand, to my husband and politely told him how much busier I am lately and will not be attending all those stupid kid based family functions! And not one cent of our money will be spent on gifts for their multiples.
I would definately join, an organization that supports adults rights, I wish someone would start that. Also, I have to say, I go to Curves, and will not be going for long, because I am sick to death of all the fat grannies and fat moms who stare at me, and ask, “how much more weight do you plan to lose?” When I am now delightfully thin! Thank you, thank you! I have lost over 30 pounds and look hot. Also, I avoid going to Curves in the morning because some mommies cant keep their kids in control and in the back room that is stocked with kid shit, so the little fuckers run around the work out stations and run their whiny mouths! Today is a good day fellow kid haters–those little fuckers have to go back to school! Ha ha little crotch nuggets! Hope the buses crash!
Y’know, I have never been in a relationship where i didn’t have to deal with OPK ( other prick’s kids). Nothing more emotionally demeaning than raising some step-monster who cannot appreciate what you tried to do for them while their real dad’s out partying, getting laid with hot women and saving a ton of money ( on more than your car insurance….) by dumping their accidental sperm donations on some other guy.
Luckily I got neutered at a EARLY age, realizing how much I detest curtain climbers and possession destroyers and never felt it necessary to inflict added injury to the world..
Someone needs to invent retroactive abortions…….
Hello Fellow Ban Children From Starbucks!
Have you ever seen those annoying Mommy or Parent parking signs outside your local grocery store or mall? You know the ones with the stork or baby buggy on them right next to the handicapped parking spaces. I hate this ‘courtesy’ that the fucking marketing pigs provide for people who made a conscience decision to pop out a few dependants. Since when should a store cater to someone who made a DECISION to have kids? So if I made the decision to buy a great big SUV should I expect the store to create a special ‘Big Ass Truck’ space for me? The answer is NO!! Does having a kid with them at the grocery make them physically challenged? NO!! But it definitely makes them a pain in my ass.
These spaces among other things is creating an heir of entitlement in parents with annoying little poop machines.
Now that I think about it maybe it’s not the kids that I loath so much as it is the parents raising wussy little brats.
It’s the voice of collective groups of brat toting parents that get these things. But since most people without dependants have a real life we don’t take the time to express our opinion about such maters. So F*&$ the parent parking spots and censoring of coffee shops for kids.
So let’s all scream discrimination at them and get rid of this heir of entitlement!
Love this site by the way
That chart is so accurate!
As for the idiots who seem to think you will lose your mind one day and want brats, WTF?
I guess it isnt comprehensable to breeders that some of us prefer to have a happy, productive,interesting life full of oportunities, love,adventure, and, if female, a healthy beautiful body and intact pelvic floor.(and if male, a wife/partner who has a healthy beautiful body and intact pelvic floor, not to mention time and energy for, well, better things than chasing after Snotleigh and Dumbford. )
I personally find the pre-pubescent age group the worst of all. The 8 to 12 year olds. Well, I am a stepmom, and my husband’s children are 6 and 12. The 12 year old boy is a walking disaster. The 6 year old girl is very sweet, but still disturbs me. The boy is lazy and completely lacking in inner resources. In an attempt to knock him out of a zombie like state of video game stupidity, the father made him turn the tv off and go outside. The little waste of space was like a retarded blind rat. He actually staggered a bit as he walked outside…hands shielding his sensitive eyes from the radioactive sun like a blind rat. He then collapsed on a lawn chair and sat there for about a half hour slumped over in a useless and self-pitying state. Ahhh, the horrors of the outdoors. I’ve been with my husband and his children for two years, and recently I broke up with him due to my decidedly lacking maternal energy. Ahhhh…thank god.
I hate kids also…And for people to say “Someday you have to have kids” is MORONIC. NO ONE “HAS” to have kids. I am 100% pro abortion and if by some miracle my birth control methods fail, I would be knocking down the door of that clinic to get rid of the little bastard protruding himself in my body. I have asked the gyno if I can have my ovaries removed…unfortunately no. lol…and you can’t have your tubes tied until you have HAD a kid…doesn’t that defeat the purpose??? I HATE little children, they make me SICK. I am a waitress and when I see them eating and flinging crap all ove rmy floors and the parents laugh…and don’t bother to clean it up…then leave me a crappy ass tip I want to be like “YEAHHHHHHHH BECAUSE I GET PAID 3.18 AN HOUR TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DISGUSTING LITTLE MAGGOT!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!” When I hear about people that have like 5098230958 children…I want to punch them and stab them in their jugular. there are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too many kids in the world. STOP OVERPOPULATING THE PLANET!!! TALK ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!! I think we should be like China here in the good ol USA, Only a certain number of kids per family…or they kill em. Stop it..people seriously, you do not need 10 kids to feel “Fullfilled” gross…little kids make me vomit and I can’t even be in the same room as someone who is pregnant…that grosses me out as well.
I want to see the world and experience my OWN life…not just look after a little bastard that doesn’t appreciate any of the things I’m giving up for them. Sooo I will travel, see the world and when the world blows up from all these idiots these breeders are popping out…I will have lived a TRULY FULLFILLED LIFE!!!!!
I love this site. I have to tell my fellow kid free and proud supporters of that feeling to check out this website: i found it by doing a “I hate kids” search on yahoo. www.cafepress.com/simplehatred They have t-shirts and anything else that you can think of, to show your hatred. I love it. I must say though, i am afraid to put a “i hate kids” bumper sticker on my car because I am worried that one of those fucking mommies in minnivans will key my nice car.
I have to say “absolutely!” i totally agree with you ChildFreeHottie, on your point about having a beautiful body, with an intact pelvic floor! YOu know why the Depends and Poise (incontinence)pads commercials on T.V. all have women actors in them? Well I didn’t until recently–It’s because after you push out a kid, the strain of childbirth can ruin your bladders ability to hold urine! I couldn’t fucking believe it! So, after you wreck your body, and stretch your skin out, and your ribs spread,all to accomodate some eight pound offspring growing in your once tiny stomach–you might need poise pads! I never paid attention to those weird ads about incontinence on tv before, I was at a gyno appointment at a new place, a “center for women” which was okay, but I asked my Mom, why there is a office right next to the gyno office that the sign reads, “Center for Pelvic Floor Health”. She told me it’s because of the damage that childbirth can do to your bladder. I couldn’t fucking believe it! There is a whole office–not just the gyno office–but a whole office dedicated to pelvic floor health! Okay, yep, repulsive. Not to mention how my appointment was delayed because my gyno had to go ‘deliver a baby’, I was equally disgusted by the two women in the wainting room whose bodies were absolutely ’swollen looking,” I mean everywhere! Not just there stomachs, and they both looked like shit, one of them had the most horrible clothes on, dressed like a frickin circus tent! That is what she looked like! She even had some of those terrible fashion mistake plastic shoes on, you know those clogs that supposedly doctors wear! I couldn’t believe it, i was happily sitting there in my tiny sized designer!!!!!!!!! Just taking in all the negative things that go along with childbirth. Fucking gay! I am on the pill, and have been since I needed to be. I will stay on the pill, and have even also talked to my Doctor about sterilization. I may do that someday, or just keep eating those pills. Well, I cant stand kids and I am really happy to be fit again, and hot, it’s so nice to go in a store and try on anything i want and it more than not fits me! It’s a good feeling. I also really enjoy my pets and my freedom to just get up, get out the house, go anywhere, absolutely anywhere I want, and not have some little annoyance hanging off my shoulder, or have to find a sitter. What bullshit. Also, with the cost of childbirth, where I live on average, hospital delivery is around $6,000.00 can you believe that. Even with insurance they don’t usally cover that. I am happy with my body in good health, and money put into my retirement account or on me and not spent on diapers or baby shit! I am happy planning my and my husbands financially secure future, not on some kid.
I saw someone on here mention that annoying little pest from “The Preacher’s Wife” who totally crapped all over what is otherwise a fun and enjoyable movie! I would have loved to have seen more Whitney Houston (and heard her do more singing) than have to tolerate that annoying little pile of doggie crap with his nasily voice talking like a retard throughout the entire movie! I swear, everytime that little shit came on the screen and started talking, I just wanted to reach in the TV and grab him by the thoat and just rip his voice box out and punch his nose right off his ugly face!
As for the world revolving completely around children, yeah…it does! Not fair, but it does! Kids, namely the ones under 7, get all the privileges of the world and are the reason why we have so much debate over movies being too graphic!
I have a problem with kids in my neighborhood that love to use my front lawn as their playground (I live on a corner lot so I have a pretty big lawn). I have to tell them at least twice a week to get the fuck off my property and play elsewhere. The neighborhood park is just a couple blocks away, but nooo, they just insist on playing right outside my window. I want to get a fence installed, but my homeowner association probably won’t allow it. Bah, those maggots would just climb over it anyway. Fuckin hellspawns, I just want to twist their little heads off and throw it to the dogs.
Know what else I can’t stand?! All these places that destroy animals, like kill shelters, just to protect little children…when in reality the little pieces of crap are usually the ones initiating animal attacks by assaulting the poor animals! If I had to choose I would much rather watch some spoiled little snot-nosed brat getting beat up and tortured than some innocent, helpless animal, who is minding its own business, being put to sleep.