Coming Soon: Malaysia’s Next Internet Voyeur Star
Ah, another copycat attempt that is truly Malaysian. Actually, being true to Malaysian entertainment principles, they renamed it to “Malaysian Dreamgirl” and being the cheapskate bastards they were, they decided this to be like an online thing, since it’s kinda cool. Yeah, whatever. All we need is another “Malaysia’s Most Beautiful” show that is utterly pointless and waste of time and money. Not to mention, bringing the Malaysian audience few IQ points lower to dumbnation.
I don’t wanna bitch and compare this pathetic show to America’s Next Top Model or anything similar just because it wasn’t as comparable, plus this show doesn’t even started yet. It is in audition stage and heavy promotion is in place to create the much needed hype. Instead, I’m going to pickup a few pointers that made this show uniquely Malaysian, even though this is another blatant copy of a well established reality television show out there. These are based on the information available on the official website of which address I’ll include later. Also in no particular order, because I’m too lazy to sort them out.
1. From the FAQ: What do I need to bring for the audition? Please bring your IC for verification and a RM10 registration fee.
Hahaha. Are you kidding me? RM10 registration fee? Wow, this is uniquely Malaysian entertainment, people! I don’t recall any reality television show that told those who come to the audition to bring some money, maybe those low quality home made porno production. Maybe this show is more suitable to be called “Malaysian Cheapskate Girl” right?
2. Sazzy Falak as host
Is there any other human being in Malaysia that can host besides Sazzy Falak? I can’t fucking stand her! She’s like the female equivalent of Jason Lo, obnoxious-wise of course. I don’t know why this petite female hobbit is even associated with the word model. Oh wait, I think I know. In Malaysia we don’t need height whatsoever to be a model, just a watchable okay-ish face and annoying personality like Miss Sazzy and you get to host a “model search” competition, even though you’re like 3 feet or something. Sassy!
3. Hey, it’s Malaysian Next Top Model Dreamgirl
Hmm… Why change the title? According to the pretentious interview on the homepage of which I’ve just wasted 8 minutes of my life, they’re not just looking for a model, but someone who can host, act, sing, dance, cook, make tea, do backflip, breakdance, hack, repair cars, massage, blowjob, etc. In other words everyone’s dreamgirl. Ah, if only life was that simple. I want a dreamgirl on my own too please! Wait a minute, I think we already have our dreamgirls since the host and the judge did confess in the clip they wanted to find someone like them. In other words, bitchy, arrogant, pretentious and syok sendiri (full of themselves). Heh.
4. We finally have a Malaysian voyeur show!
I still don’t understand why they named it Malaysian Dreamgirl though, it should be “Malaysian Next Internet Voyeur Star” or something. While we are forbidden to see our males taking off their shirts on live television, we are definitely allowed to see a bunch of unattractive wannabe females with little to no clothes on eat, sleep, bathe and possibly have sex with each other on screen, twice a week! Sometimes the entertainment policy in this country boggles me. A lot.
5. Pointless prizes and a career as a “Dreamgirl”
Being a Malaysian “Dreamgirl”, you will drive away with a Nissan Latio 1.8Ti, a RM10,000 AmBank NexG prepaid MasterCard, a RM3,000 Wella Professionals hamper, a RM1,000 Escada hamper, an exclusive cover spread in NewMan magazine and an experience of a lifetime. That’s about it. What experience of a lifetime? What is the point of this show again? You get to spread your legs on a lame Malaysian GQ wannabe NewMan magazine and that’s it? Okay, perhaps the winner will get a wider exposure of being an internet star of which have the chance to expand her career onto international websites like BangBus, Amateur on Cam or something. Watchout Babyrina!
6. Vote your favorite bitch by SMS
Hahaha. I’m sorry this is too funny. It can’t be anymore whorish than this! While the hopefuls have to bring RM10 to the audition, this is truly a disgusting way to rake in money in choosing the winner.
7. Lame ass judges
Okay, I kinda get Elaine Daly as a judge even though I consider her full of her own smelly shit and she’s not really that recognizable to the larger Malaysian audience. Just a has-been Malaysian beauty queen title (that was no contest since Malay girls are not allowed to enter), a couple of lousy modeling, hosting jobs and few pathetic roles in some idiotic Malaysian movies that don’t even made it to the cinemas. Next in the lineup is someone called Lim Jimmy (what a name), a hairdresser to the stars (that is if you consider Elaine Daly a star) but I still can swallow you as a judge, even though barely but whatever. The final judge though, is your beloved ‘cool’ internet celebrity Kenny Sia. WHAT THE FUCK. Kenny Sia? That Malaysian obnoxious pervy blogger? OMG I am totally right. This is a MALAYSIAN NEXT INTERNET VOYEUR STAR! I guarantee you that with each episode, we get to see Kenny in a small web cam window pleasing himself while watching these wannabe girls doing their thing. Good job on targeting the Malaysian perverts, you guys!
I totally understand that by writing this I’m indirectly going to promote the show even more but whatever. Once in a while, it’s nice to see some pathetic attempts by people from the ‘cool’ dipshits circle who are full of their themselves trying to squeeze every single penny left from the Malaysian population via text messaging.
Oh and by the way, here is the official website for Malaysia’s Next Internet Voyeur Star Search 2008. Lube up girls!
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Screw you, Maddo… I mean, Craplicious or whatever your name is.
Hey…
I was reading what you wrote…and oh my…i found out how shallow u were…
internet star?…firstly…internet is just a way of broadcasting…not the whole thing u idiot..if not why they called your crappy little page BLOG..why don’t they call it INTERNET BULLSHIT…
Secondly…if you are ugly or whatsoever…please dont be too sad that you hafta bring others down…
if you don’t know…a lot of reality shows actually charge for registration..and RM 10 last i check was the lowest…ANTM does also collect fees…
another thing…if you dont know, internet is a good way to actually bring Malaysia to the international stage and also give the girls a better portfolio as a model…so you fuck head..do your research before you say some shitty things…
ya..if Sazzy is not good enough for you…y not you come try for the audition or something…are you WORST???
i think you are just sitting at home writing your stupid page cause you just cant stand what will ppl say about you if you were to be in the entertainment industry…you fuck head…
we as bloggers should help promote malaysia…
It might not be good but lets give them a chance…you never know…ya…another thing…
“I don’t know why this petite female hobbit is even associated with the word model.”
because she is not a model thats y she is the host you STUPID COW…
DO YOU THINK RYAN SEACREST CAN SING?? THEN Y IS HE THE HOST FOR AMERICAN IDOL??
Lastly…i really dont know y u are so stupid…
Alright! The flames are kickin’ in!
I agree with you. Kennysia is a pervert.
Wah hangat! hangat!
Just enjoying everything from the side…;-)
“Ah, another copycat attempt that is truly Malaysian.”
I don’t know man. But I smell someone trying to be a Malaysian Maddox? Seriously, you’re trying too hard and you’re not even funny.
Lets give the show a chance….at the end of the day, its the supply and demand that determines everything. And remember, any form of publicity is good publicity.
cool blog dude…
more pic laa…
Wow so much haters. How fun. I think this time you took a lot of words out of my mouth too. Thanks. I am backing you on this one. I fucking can’t stand Lim Jimmy by the way.
Oh and I just wanna give it up for those haters who takes the effort to leave comments and suggestions to bring u down. It’s really sweet of them. Especially when they are giving hits to your blog and well, entertains. It’s funny how thoughts are not allowed anymore. It’s not like they never looked to a person beside them and never rolled their eyes. Bitches. Ah that was nice.
Whoa, hot comments
Well Crappilicious is just trying to be a jerk. I mean he reads Maddox! It’s a style, so let him do it. Crappy here just needs to up the humour in his posts, and he’ll be Malaysian Maddox.
Totally agree with your comments.Keep the blogs commin.
Malaysia’s next bimbo LOL
And, behind the scenes, they’re just acting.
People aren’t themselves in front of Cameras, they become a new person.
What’s the damn point??
Glorified lives, fake actions. Much like the TV show “It’s My Life ” on MTV a few years back.
The banner looks like its advertising a dominatrix site.
OMG 2 months.. ok.. maybe we can watch.. Lets call it Cat Fight Show!!!
LOL.
To be honest, I like your point of view! Things are not professionally made. Invite more popular Malaysian models lah, one or two not enough, we need 10!
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I don’t understand why all these girls have to be fair-skinned?
WTF?!