Are You One of These Assholes?

Posted on January 31, 2008  in Annoyance

Dearest readers,

It sucks that I can’t individually pick my readers, especially Malaysians. Having said that, what I can do is list down the types of people who are not allowed to comment on this fab blog, for the sake of my sanity (and others, too). If you’re one of these assholes, please keep your fug stubby fingers to yourself and save some energy from typing your idiotic comments.

1. Raging schoolgirls

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Actually, these girls are kinda awesome because they dump tons of comments especially on their pop idols, which provides lots of hits. However, this place is strictly for intelligent readers only so go defend your future bedroom poster ‘husbands’ somewhere else. Wait, what? You’re an intelligent schoolgirl? Are you kidding? When it comes to boys, you girls use your vag instead of God given brain to think. It’s called horny, darling. Go get a vibrator or something.

2. Homophobes

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Dude, this is like two thousand fucking eight already. Homophobes are so like last century. The gays (generally) smell, work, talk, clean and dress better than you do so if you feel making gay bashing comments are funny, they’re so not. Instead, they make you look like a disgusting old fart who still lives in the 70s.

3. Know-it-alls

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Of these 3 people, this type is the most annoying. These dipshits just don’t know when to differentiate between jokes and facts. They have like below zero sense of humor. Do you have to counter attack every crap I posted here just because you think you’re good enough? We get it. You’re an ace at everything in the known universe. You can smell shit from 10 miles away, probably because you literally have a lot of them sticking behind you all the time. We don’t need your explanation because we know you’re like the fucking human Wikipedia. Why waste your precious knowledge on this shabby site when you should go cure cancer or something, right?

Conclusion

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Other than mentioned idiots, you guys more than welcome to leave your thoughts here no matter who you are. I am in no position to discriminate. Haters can STFU and GTFO because I’m too old for your shit. Go post your ‘brilliant’ comments somewhere else, for example your cornhole. Peace out.

XOXO
Sir Crap-a-lot

Crappy Comments

10 Responses to “Are You One of These Assholes?”

  1. Nicholas Chhan on January 31st, 2008 10:40 pm

    But sir! You’re a raging pre-pubescent highschool boy that never got breastfed! Can you post here?

    Regards,
    Sir Know-it-All-with-Lack-of-Humour.

  2. Kevin Yeoh on February 1st, 2008 1:23 am

    I like big butts!!

  3. brownnoser on February 1st, 2008 11:11 am

    My, I thought gay bashing was something something of the norm. And, I’m pretty surprised that you don’t do it.

    *gives you a pretty curtsy*

    I think know-it-alls are pretty much knowing all. so, give them a chance. Fun read.

    Vicky Pollard, lol.

  4. azreenyusof on February 1st, 2008 8:03 pm

    HAHA. this post is damn funny lahh crap.
    cannot tahan anymore eh?=p
    chill laa wei.

  5. Venetia on February 1st, 2008 10:09 pm

    perhaps you haters should make this your to-do list
    -cure cancer
    -find alternative fuel source
    -stop all wars
    -end world hunger
    -educate the mases
    -free the slaves

    while the rest of us can enjoy sir crap-a-lot

  6. Craplicious on February 2nd, 2008 12:34 am

    Venetia, WELL said.

  7. Venetia on February 3rd, 2008 2:54 am

    pleasure’s all mine

  8. wah wah on February 4th, 2008 11:05 pm

    …but sometimes crap, you do sound like mr/ms. know it all urself. :D

    Anyways, there’s nothing like pigeon-holing ppl, yeah? It always makes one feel good abt him or herself…just like masturbation!

    Are you getting tired of hearing other people’s opinions or do you just want to hear what you wanna hear?

    For me, I just enjoy chuckling at the points you make and the responses you get. If it’s a really good blog, I’d say it is and if it’s crappy one, I’ll let u know. Hopefully you can take it …Never mind if very sensitive and nak merajuk, i belanja you kopi kat IKEA, nak? lol

    Peace out, dude!
    NOT a BROWNOSER - Just for equality and fairness in this unequal world.

  9. juli ah on February 6th, 2008 2:50 pm

    crap!
    i smell discrimination - they’re all obese :P

    (does this even make sense?)

  10. Rizale on February 6th, 2008 5:37 pm

    i njoy my crappy here.. n litle britain!

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