Are You One of These Assholes?

Dearest readers,

It sucks that I can’t individually pick my readers, especially Malaysians. Having said that, what I can do is list down the types of people who are not allowed to comment on this fab blog, for the sake of my sanity (and others, too). If you’re one of these assholes, please keep your fug stubby fingers to yourself and save some energy from typing your idiotic comments. Read more

Coming Soon: Malaysia’s Next Internet Voyeur Star

Ah, another copycat attempt that is truly Malaysian. Actually, being true to Malaysian entertainment principles, they renamed it to “Malaysian Dreamgirl” and being the cheapskate bastards they were, they decided this to be like an online thing, since it’s kinda cool. Yeah, whatever. All we need is another “Malaysia’s Most Beautiful” show that is utterly pointless and waste of time and money. Not to mention, bringing the Malaysian audience few IQ points lower to dumbnation. Read more

sHitz.fm Still the Shittiest Radio Station in Malaysia

Before Fly FM and Red104whatever existed, there was this cool new station called sHitz FM which played more current hits than that dreadful old people’s station Radio 4. From 2001 until today, they claimed that they’re still Malaysia’s no. 1 hit station. Well, probably most of their listeners are idiots and knowing that our country is full of them, their claim just might be true. Let me adjust that a bit. Malaysia’s no. 1 SHIT station, pwned by ASSTRO. Ah, much better. Now it all makes sense to me now! Read more

We Live For This

I’m pretty dry this week so in the mean time, amuse yourselves with my clip of the week. We live for little things like this, y’know? Read more

Malaysian Celebs Sex Scandals: Are We That Stupid?

Malaysian entertainment scene is so boring and pathetic until we create stupid rumors about our celebrities just for the heck of it. I don’t know what’s going in my head but suddenly I figured I want to write about ridiculous Malaysian celebrities rumors. Read more

The Queen iz Dead

You know what I’m talking about. And this proves that I’m a friggin’ genius, too. Also, WTF with what he wore, I know he tried so hard to look preppy but it turned out they look like an old lady’s fingerless gloves. And for someone who call Australia his ‘home base’, WTF with the lame accent? Read more

Listening to These Popular Songs Doesn’t Make You Cool Part 1

These are some of the popular Malaysian favorite English songs since pretty much forever. Listening to any of these foul music does not make you cool. In fact, they’ll make you look like an idiot, which I guess is okay if you already are but pretty fucking annoying to other intelligent beings (like me). Read more

This Week in Keywords

Google brought visitors with funny keywords to this shitty blog. Being that a generous soul that I am, I have decided to share with you smelly people here. Read more

I Hate Children

I had a small company dinner recently with some boring colleagues, my angry boss and his plastic family, consisting of 2 fruity small kids. Somehow that (unpleasant) encounter reminded me of how much I fucking hate children. Read more

Radhi Study Go Sucks Balls

I had the liberty of watching last week’s episode of Radhi Study Go on oh-so-hip-8TV for the first time. It’s a lame adaptation of Tommy Lee Goes to College in case you didn’t know, except that this time there are several (idiotic) twists. Read more

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