Mac Users Are As Shitty As PC Users

Posted on December 15, 2007  in Technobabble

Are you a Mac user or a PC user? I have been using Macs and PCs all my life but I personally prefer Macs simply because I’m shallow, not obsessed. I like nice looking things and I know dick about customizing or building my own computer. That doesn’t mean I’m worth any less than a Windows user though.

You know what, there’s nothing special being a Mac user. Nothing. Macs are just computers, just like PCs or Windows machines or whatever you wanna call those pieces of crap. So from a Mac user to all of Malaysian Mac users out there, stop feeling so goddamn fucking special. You’re not. Owning a Mac doesn’t make you any better than any other computer users out there. Stop being friggin’ proud of how many Macs / iPods / iShits you own or place bundled Apple stickers all over your car. You may think it’s cool but it’s not. It is, in fact, superlame.

Some of Mac users love using Macs because they make them feel unique. You know what’s unique about Macs? NOTHING. You have a friggin’ Macbook and loving every second of it. You bought useless but expensive protective stuff like iCondoms to prevent your precious from stain. So what? Gazillions of other people have EXACTLY the same machine as you do. What the hell so unique about that?

You know why Malaysian Apple resellers’ staffs are so fucking arrogant and super proud of themselves like they guard the fucking heaven gates or something? It’s because the Malaysian perception of Macs can only be used by certain people like indie band members and Carrie Bradshaw while the rest of the population only left with sucky Windows. To all of those stuck up staffs, you’re no better than my rotten toenails so stop acting like you know everything in the universe and try to be useful for a change.

I was walking inside this stupid pathetic Apple reseller shop (notice how constant I mentioned Apple reseller instead of Apple store, never refer them as one or they will think that they’re Steve Job’s son or something), looking like a homeless man and for the 100th time, I got this “Ergh, are you cool enough to own a Mac (like me)?” stare. Listen fool, if you’re so fucking great why are you working there in the first place? Shouldn’t you be curing cancer or discovering new planets or something?

Macs and PCs are just bloody computers, not status symbols, assholes. Before you say “They both sucks. I use Linux, bitches!”, Linux users are as shitty as Macs and Windows users combined. There’s nothing great about what platform you use, okay? In case you’ve missed it, I am a MAC USER. Peace out!

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13 Responses to “Mac Users Are As Shitty As PC Users”

  1. jayhan on December 15th, 2007 9:47 pm

    Only if Windows LAPTOP design is as sleek as MAC BOOK PRO! Yes, for me MAC is god, and I wish to own at least one APPLE stuff in the future! I’m a shitty wannabe!

  2. Chong on December 16th, 2007 7:28 pm

    Everytime I visit an Apple reseller, I wish I could just give a bitchslap to each and every staff in there. Their pathetic look is unbearable..

  3. Benjamin on December 22nd, 2007 12:38 am

    haha…use linux..even more unique.plenty of free softwares

  4. Craplicious on December 22nd, 2007 12:48 am

    @jayhan Good luck on being shitty wannabe! On the other hand though, MacBook is a pretty nice machine (for the first 3 months).

    @Chong I could not agree more.

    @Benjamin Right.

  5. kirks on January 4th, 2008 10:25 am

    Just out of curiosity, chong, if you can’t stand the look of apple resellers, why do you visit them? I’d assume it’s due to your interest in purchasing or using Mac products then?

  6. Craplicious on January 4th, 2008 1:02 pm

    I guess in Malaysia we have no choice but to visit those Apple resellers but I know one place in KL where you don’t have to deal with those fools. I’ll elaborate later. ;)

  7. expertester on January 19th, 2008 2:47 pm

    Definitely agree with the author. Owning a platform (either win base, mac base (latest mac os also base on linux duh, or linux) doesn’t mean anything. It just a platform in order for you to work with your computer hardware. Thats all.

    Your output and productivity count.

    PS : how about a sci fiction novel author who use Windows 95 and Ms. word 97 to do her work but GAIN more than USD10 mil a year?

    This is something :D

  8. Craplicious on January 19th, 2008 3:45 pm

    Wow, great info expertester! Plus, is it just me of is your blog the most awesome ever? No ads and TONS of useful tech stuff. You’re my hero!

  9. magenta on February 4th, 2008 9:46 pm

    I noticed that you are a fan of Maddox, and this article reminds me greatly of the entry Maddox did called One thing PC users can do that Mac users can’t at http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant

    Anyway the resemblance is not hard to miss since the last line of Maddox’s entry is ‘Mac fans switched back over to Windows, even though Windows is just as shitty’ which sort of resonates your title. Maddox also writes constantly about hating children and stuff around him. Although you do come up with plenty of original stuff, I don’t think it’s a great idea to rewrite on a theme Maddox has already covered, since he is so widely read.

  10. Craplicious on February 4th, 2008 10:11 pm

    Thanks for the sound advice magenta! Although some topics are similar to ones in Maddox, this post is all about Malaysians who think owning a Mac is cool thus making them above anyone else. Also how annoying local Apple reseller sales people handle their prospecting customers.

    As for others, these thoughts has been on my mind since before I read his website and while he inspired me to create my own blog, I believe I do create my own original stuff. The similarity because the same hatred we shared, that’s all.

    Anyways, this blog is meant to be my personal dissing area since I can’t do this in real life otherwise people will think I’m nuts LOL. Thanks again, it’s good to have a constructive comment once in a while.

    p.s: I’ve read your blog thoroughly. It’s freakin’ great, I think I’ll never reach your level of writing frankly. Keep up the great work!

  11. magenta on February 5th, 2008 6:00 am

    I know exactly what you mean. You should just keep on writing and not take heed of the others who can’t handle/don’t get your sarcasm.

  12. azim jamaluddin yatim on April 27th, 2008 10:19 pm

    i feel u dude.. very tru dat. fark malaysian macsters! they all can sak kok.. hahaha

    ps: buy your macshit from our neighbouring countries.. a whole lot cheaper and they greet you with a smile.. :)

  13. fizrie on May 10th, 2008 4:04 pm

    i want to own a mac but finding cheap softwares (read pirated ones!!) is gonna be a pain in the arse ive heard…

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