Haha, I’m Fatter Than You

Posted on December 8, 2007  in Bodylicious

If you live where I live, you probably noticed over these couple of days that, (I can’t believe I am writing this)… the fatties are in. Yeap, you heard it right. They’re on the papers, television and everywhere. And it’s not about how they suffer diabetes or need any help. It’s simply because they have accomplish something that not many human beings can achieve. Having 5 times your average age weight (and proud of it). It’s only a matter of time until they got a product endorsement deal. It’s all started with a 10 year old kid from the east coast who weighs about 100kg. Not in pounds, but kilograms.

Somehow, I’m sensing pride from the beginning. And based on my previous predictions, my instincts are kinda good. All of a sudden people started talking about this obese kid and overnight he became famous. Then the next day, ANOTHER kid who is like two years YOUNGER and weighs HEAVIER at 120kg appears in the news. From what I read, he’s openly proud of it. Like, oh I’m morbidly obese but I’m hyper active and play sports and shit. What on earth this world comes down into? If you are young and the size of five people, you have a strong chance of becoming a superstar? Screw talent shows! My weight is the talent now. It’s funny how some things work in this part of the world.

Tomorrow, expect a 6 year old kid who weighs 140kg in the news (if we calculate the growth exponentially that is). Fatties are in so stuff yourself to get that “golden” weight that’s going to make you famous!

Crappy Comments

6 Responses to “Haha, I’m Fatter Than You”

  1. Deimos Tel`Arin on December 8th, 2007 3:56 pm

    One who is fat usually means one who is not healthy.
    Quite hard to maintain balance between fat and health.

    I prefer to be skinny over fatty, aye.

  2. Craplicious on December 8th, 2007 6:51 pm

    Yeah, it usually is that way. Can you believe how much fame they got just by being ginormous at a very young age? And the funny thing is the mother said she was very puzzled why her son is so fat while she rarely feed him rice. LOL

    p/s: He eats junk food everyday. Duh!

  3. ck on January 28th, 2008 3:23 am

    lol, the world is definitely changing… XD

  4. brownnoser on February 1st, 2008 10:42 am

    Oh! Another kid. 3 years old, fat, and she’s got some sort of hormone problem. today in the papers, 1st of February.

    Can’t parents admit they don’t give a shit about what their kids eat.

  5. 1kidandmommiehater on July 4th, 2008 2:17 pm

    what is with the new show “Learn to Look Good Naked” I think thats the name, i would not–could not watch–the ads were enough, Carson gay guy cresly, was helping fat bitches to feel good about themselves. He would really be doing them a favor if he sent them to a nutrition clinic for some weight loss meds and then gave them a treadmill. Fucking fat bitches, can’t you get it? Stop eating so much crap, yes, you also need to sweat when working out, this is how you look good naked–when you are thin…..

  6. cg on August 28th, 2009 11:18 am

    There is like a 180 lb kid at my middle school. He is stuck in a hopeless loop. Everyday, he buys 4-inch cookies for frickin’ 75 cents each then eats them all. That makes him fatter. That results in more laziness. Which leads to more cookie eatin’. And yes, he has asthma.

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