“Aileen Wait For Me Ah, I Want to Shit!”

Posted on December 23, 2007  in Boys & Girls

I don’t know but whenever I go to a local mall, something whack will happen. My girl friend went to the toilet and when she got back, her face looked like chicken shit. Then she told me what happened.

She was just entering the loo which was quite packed that time when she overheard (not eavesdropping, the voice was actually mild shouting) that a lady next to her said to her friend (presumably outside at the wash basins),

“Aileen wait for me ah, I want to shit!”

My friend panicked and hurried herself out of the toilet ASAP. What the fuck happened to Malaysian women? Is there an ounce of femininity left? Okay, I know not ALL women in Malaysia are like Aileen’s pooping friend but WTF???

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10 Responses to ““Aileen Wait For Me Ah, I Want to Shit!””

  1. jayhan on December 24th, 2007 8:15 pm

    Look at how Malaysia women… no.. Manglish has evolved…. whatever… can’t they be polite? I’m gonna run 500 miles away if i met this kind of situation (if im a female).

  2. juli ah on December 24th, 2007 9:46 pm

    ho-my gawd.

    get me a paperbaggg! msians ah, haiya. *malu oh*

  3. Craplicious on December 26th, 2007 7:33 pm

    Malu indeed! If you think positively, she might have thought that noone was in the toilet, but clearly she’s not deaf LOL.

  4. wah wah on December 27th, 2007 2:16 pm

    ..seriously, I think this is the case of too much ajinomoto [monosodium glutamate to the rest of the world] ( lol)or something more atrocious in their diet that somehow effects their mental state and sense of sensibilities!

    Like why would anyone need a companion at all when taking a dump is besides me! We see that they like to go ANYWHERE (yes..esp. the loo) in ‘herds’/group. I suppose they’ll outgrow this when they are in their 20-30s? I seriously don’t think so…and why are there long lines at the girls’ restroom as opposed to guys?? Coz everyone bring their ‘herds’ with them..dat’s why :P .

    Honestly, I just hate using public toilets anyways coz I value my privacy too much..lol.. It’s more heavenly to fart loudly in private without worrying someone getting offended, don’t you think? My teman has to love me so much to withstand all that…:D like the saying in Malay, “kalau dah bercinta, kentut pun bau wangi..” . Betul?

  5. Craplicious on December 27th, 2007 7:44 pm

    I had friends who never use public toilet to crap. Actually I don’t mind if the toilet is really, really clean like the ones in Great Eastern Mall. I think one of the best free public toilets in KL because there’s like noone there and you can crap in peace.

  6. wah wah on December 28th, 2007 12:17 am

    LOL..that’s a good-a-licious tip, Crap. Now I know a crap-haven-away-from-home in KL.

    Apparently another one is in Bangsar Village. A guy friend who is as finicky as me actually traveled all the way from Ampang just for the crap-haven there. lol..unbelievable.

    I haven’t done that yet…coz I always go visit the nearest upscale hotel. More convenient than traveling all across town from Ampang to BV don’t u think?

  7. Suffian on December 29th, 2007 11:29 pm

    Haha WTF right? Poor Aileen. I once strolled past a group of really hot girls in Bangsar and accidentally eavesdropped on their heated discussion on…how to best shave their armpits.

  8. Craplicious on December 30th, 2007 3:44 pm

    @Suffian Ah, hot girls and their hairy armpits. What a great combo LOL.

  9. sweetsmiley on January 11th, 2008 9:50 pm

    aiyarrk.. malu oowhh.. T_T

  10. JaneyKane on May 11th, 2008 5:54 pm

    Yeah but its okay for guys to act like total ass wipes and get away with it.

    Let people do whatever they want..wtf is your problem? Do you seriously need to blog about it?

    If u didn’t know by now…a girl’s job isn’t to be pretty, feminine and talk about shit that is cute. Girls will do whatever the fuck they want and you and all your little gay pussy friends here should just get a fucking life.

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