3 Reasons Why Hady Mirza Won Asian Idol

Posted on December 17, 2007  in Uncategorized

Usually I don’t give a shit about Malaysian entertainment scene, but since this one involves Asia (it’s actually ASEAN countries except for India, I don’t know why those fools call it Asian just because one country but whatever), I guess I’ll have a say a thing or two about it. Ideally, I wanted to put lots and lots of pictures or screen caps so that it makes me easy to mock people but since I didn’t have the bloody tools to do so, quit complaining and read this.

To those of you who wondered why Hady Mirza won this year Asian Idol, here are three simple reasons by logic.

Reason No. 1:
Singaporeans are bloody rich, they could afford to send 50 votes per person and still manage to send 1500 more during the result show.

Reason No. 2:
Most of the voters are jumpy little school girls who just came out of puberty. Hady is the only okay-ish looking guy who can sing in tune. The other one sings to himself while the other one is horizontally challenged. Fucking dead easy. If I were a girl I’d vote for him too, along with some late night fantasies.

Reason No. 3:

EVERYBODY ELSE DOESN’T CARE.

There you go, folks. For those of you who are disappointed that Jaclyn Victor didn’t win, GET OVER IT. This competition doesn’t matter and she will continue to shout out her annoying whiny voice and perform the super boring Gemilang routine elsewhere.

p/s: Also, did anyone notice how Paul Moss trying so fucking hard to be the biggest asshole as he could? No, Paul, you’re not even a micrometer close to being funny so can you please just disappear from the face of this earth? Thanks!

pp/s: I know I’m late a day for posting today just because this stupid show ended after 12am. There goes my routine. Damn you Paul Moss!

Crappy Comments

7 Responses to “3 Reasons Why Hady Mirza Won Asian Idol”

  1. scumbags critic on December 20th, 2007 12:57 am

    IF YOU’RE SOO FUCKING UNHAPPY BOUT HADY WINNING THEN GO FUCK OFF.IF YOUR POOR THEN JUST SAY SO.YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY THAT SINGAPOREANS SQUANDER MONEY LIKE THAT.YOU ARE JUST SAME LIKE THOSE OTHER ASS HOLES.

  2. Craplicious on December 20th, 2007 2:17 am

    Yeah, and you just gave me the impression that they also like to type in caps which is real classy.

  3. missBEAN on December 21st, 2007 11:32 pm

    ahah dude agreed.
    i g0t over d fact dt jac l0st too.
    th0 its hard fr me take jugak lah huhu.

    bt eyh g0tta disagree w/ d PAUL MOSS part lah.
    ahaha he’s cute i think LOL
    &tho it l0oked kinda stupid bt i lyk it when he speaks malay .
    ahaha

  4. Slevin on December 22nd, 2007 12:05 am

    Personally, i think malaysian’s try so fucking hard to follow the stereotypes.. They probably ask that paul whats-his-face to be the malaysian judge bcuz they’re looking for another simon cowell wannabe. Is he even a malaysian??!! Last i check, malaysians dont talk like they got a penis stuck in their mouth, blonde-haired, and white!! He needs to get a better job. Anyways, u should check out “Aisyah and The Fun Club”. Paul Moss’s old band. He looks like he got a blonde skunk stuck on his head with that mullet. (P.S some wacky photos that you could add in ur blog). I enjoyed most of ur blogs and i have to say, we’re a lot alike except im a total narcisist(forgiv me if the spelling sucks but u knw wat im talking abt). And i really hav to say this, what’s with the licious??? Think abt it, its not like u cant put licious at the end of every word. example, fuglylicious, chickenlicious, catlicious and the list goes on. Dont you agree?? im gonna leave you my email adress cuz ur probably one of the few malaysians thats actually honest with themselves, like myself. Contact me if you’d like and if you dont, NO, i wont understand. catdog_at_spring@yahoo.com (dont ask)

  5. Craplicious on December 22nd, 2007 12:45 am

    @missBEAN I don’t blame you. :)

    @Slevin OMG finally I found someone I can bitch with. I have to agree craplicious makes no sense, I think it’s a bit too late to go back and change the name to something more relevant. Anyways, thanks a gazillion for your comment, I’m here everyday so you know where to hit me!

  6. juli ah on December 24th, 2007 10:00 pm

    (lol)

  7. Kevin Yeoh on December 30th, 2007 4:14 pm

    LOL @ scumbags. Isn’t it ironic he’s commenting back on you?

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