10 Types of Malaysian Cinema Assholes

While big brands such as Nokia and DiGi spend a lot of money on clever and witty cinema PSAs, I don’t think ANY of the message seep into the minds of Malaysian movie goers. Pure entertainment value, yes but motivating, not really. We all laughed and giggle during the ads, but how many of us really practice good cinema etiquette? Read more

Guide to Eye Rolling in Malaysia Part 1

I don’t know about you guys but in life, I have the tendency to roll my eyes a lot. And by a lot I mean on hourly basis, at basically everyone I know, including animals and stationary objects. I rolled my eyes at my friends, my parents, my siblings, my grandparents, strangers, strangers’ friends, computer screen, television as well at the movies. It’s amazing how I didn’t get cross eyed with so much of eye rolling happening on my face. Read more

Why Poor Children Are Fat

I was watching one of the popular charity based shows on our local television (not ASSTRO, those assholes copied from TV3 instead and came out with their own) with my dumb friend when she asked me a stupid but interesting question, “Why are those kids so fat? They’re like poor right? I thought that kind of people are skinny because they couldn’t afford food and all…” Read more

“Aileen Wait For Me Ah, I Want to Shit!”

I don’t know but whenever I go to a local mall, something whack will happen. My girl friend went to the toilet and when she got back, her face looked like chicken shit. Then she told me what happened. Read more

Malaysia, Home of the ‘Original’ Reality Television

Have you realized that we are such lousy copycats when it comes to television programs and local movies? Sure, the government spend millions on anti piracy campaign while those dry ass producers busy copying popular TV shows and movie plots from other countries and adapt them into our culture. And like hungry skinless chicks waiting to be fed, Malaysian viewers simply LOVE them. Read more

Mark Malim Will Win One in a Million

TM really likes to waste money. Like, really. While they should provide some budget to upgrade their existing internet infrastructure, TM dumps RM1 fucking million instead to give someone random to enjoy.

So, Suki won last year, where is she now? Probably in Japan buying thousands of Hello Kitty merchandise for herself and her whiny girl friends. Based on my prediction, Mark Glenn Malim will win the second season of One in a Million. Read more

Squeaky Shoes Should Never Have Existed

What is more annoying than a 3 year old? A 3 year old with squeaky shoes of course!

I was minding my own business, taking a break from shopping groceries at a food court in this mall (no, I’m not that old, just for a drink, fools) then I heard this disgusting sound. It’s so freaking annoying that I was able to recognize where it came from two second before I heard it. Read more

3 Reasons Why Hady Mirza Won Asian Idol

Usually I don’t give a shit about Malaysian entertainment scene, but since this one involves Asia (it’s actually ASEAN countries except for India, I don’t know why those fools call it Asian just because one country but whatever), I guess I’ll have a say a thing or two about it. Ideally, I wanted to put lots and lots of pictures or screen caps so that it makes me easy to mock people but since I didn’t have the bloody tools to do so, quit complaining and read this.

To those of you who wondered why Hady Mirza won this year Asian Idol, here are three simple reasons by logic. Read more

Mac Users Are As Shitty As PC Users

Are you a Mac user or a PC user? I have been using Macs and PCs all my life but I personally prefer Macs simply because I’m shallow, not obsessed. I like nice looking things and I know dick about customizing or building my own computer. That doesn’t mean I’m worth any less than a Windows user though. Read more

I Hate People Who SMS a Lot

I truly do. Even if they are my superbest friends in the universe. Whenever I see a person smiling (not a pretty sight) to himself / herself while texting on the phone, I wanted to smack him / her right in the face with Maxtor 300GB external hard drive. Usually it is a her. I’m sorry but it’s so true. It’s nothing but annoying, especially when you’re stuck WITH the person. Compared to talking on the phone, I hate people who SMS (it’s a tacky abbreviation used A LOT here which annoys me as well) the most. Read more

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